The Tired Zodiac Signs

Glaring at everyone: Capricorn, Aries, Sagittarius

Acts drunk: Gemini, Pisces, Taurus

Confused: Virgo, Libra, Scorpio, Leo

Dead on the inside AND on the outside: Aquarius, Cancer

Imagine your pregnant and always craving chocolate but because of Loki’s sweet tooth, you have to keep your stash hidden. You wake up in the middle of the night to get some and find Loki with the bag in his lap and he’s eaten it all. “In my defence, you were sleeping.” 

You cross your arms and glare at him with narrowed eyes. “That’s the third bag this month!”

 He squirms in his seat then gives you his best puppy dog eyes. “I’m sorry Darling. You love me don’t you?”

 “You do this one more time and the only thing those puppy dog eyes will gain you is the dog house!”


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