glansmauve

things my sister is saying
• “what the FUCK does drew barrymore sound like…?????”
• “maybe i should start speaking posh like lady gaga…….. like pretentious so that people will respect me. when i go and order things”
• “fuck audrey hepburn”
• “*man voice* i’ll talk like lauren bacall *same voice* i’ll talk like katherine hepburn”
• “*singing* bury me nooooooot…… on the lone praaairieeee………”
• “don’t fuck audrey hepburn i love audrey hepburn”
• “*whale noises* if i talk…… like a nun. you can’t hear my nose”
• “*singing* you’ve got to taaaaalk with your mouth open~”
• “A-cting…”