A Trusted Friend In Science

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Chapter Twelve - 2007.
Birth of the Rat Man.

It hadn’t taken long for Doug to accept that he needed help. As far as he knew, the only people still alive were the test subjects. He’d spent several days running, dodging barbed comments from GLaDOS whenever he was careless enough to attract her attention, trying to get to a number of helpful locations. She wasn’t making it easy for him. Various parts of the facility that she had total control over had been remodelled, becoming an intricate series of testing tracks. Fortunately for Doug, her control didn’t stretch to the majority of the offices, or the many maintenance areas throughout the facility. Unfortunately, there were cameras everywhere, some of them unavoidable. His collection of supplies had gradually increased, and he’d been able to rig up a makeshift slingshot. Although his aim was still improving, he’d been able to shatter quite a few of the camera lenses he met on his travels. She scolded him every single time. He was growing to hate it.

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No, robots.

Cuddly robots…

Quirky robots!

Possibly robots?

Empathetic robots

Environmentalist robots

Sarcastic robots

Lazy robots

Incompetent robots

Cute robots

Cuter robots

Even cuter robots


Loving robots–

Hero robots…

no wait…

don’t do that…

don’t be a hero…

I know you can be rebuilt but dON’T DO THAT NOOOOOO

Fuck they did it.





What did the human say to the neurotoxin? Nothing, because the human’s respiratory system is being shut down from the neurotoxin attacking the body’s central nervous system, rendering them unable to speak or scream in agony.

Aren’t jokes fun?


Super long post is super long!

I know the Undertale hype has slowed down a lot recently, but I figured I should finally post this monster. I worked for about 2 and a half weeks straight on these after all :,D

I got inspired after seeing @fofufofu‘s AMAZING Portal Tale piece and kinda maybe drew out an entire AU for it (almost anyway!).

I worked really hard on these, so please give it a reblog if you can! Thank you <3


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