“You…” Bitty blinked and took a moment to process that. He’d stopped crying a while ago but Jack was still rubbing soothing circles on his back, and it made it easy for him to not think about anything else. “Did you?”
Jack hummed in response, and Bitty felt it vibrate through where his head was pressed into Jack’s chest. “I’d let you read it, but I’ve seen you with French, so.”
The chirp surprised Bitty into laughing, and he felt Jack laugh too. Still, the moment passed quickly and Bitty sighed. “I just…”
“I know,” Jack said, low and quiet before he pressed a kiss to the top of Bitty’s head. “I know.”
“Could- did- how’d your parents take it?” Bitty asked, and Jack shifted a tiny bit, but the circles didn’t stop and he didn’t move.
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When Hoseok got here he bombarded me with questions from left to right.
“How the hell did you manage to get into a car accident and why the hell are you in a fucking wheelchair Y/N Y/L/N?!” he practically shouted, it was always scarier when Hobi, the usual ray of sunshine shout.
“I was driving the other day and this guy ran a red light and hit my side of the car.” I confessed.
I know that this isn’t much and I know that you probably get more delightful gifts, but I wanted to still give you something for your special day because you definitely deserve it. I have no idea how long ago we properly met, but I know that I met you in one of my very first big fandoms here on Tumblr and I’m so very happy and grateful to have met you then in the Avatarverse. And then I was even happier when we migrated over to Miraculous Ladybug together and we became closer as friends. You are definitely a joy to talk to and I think that you are one of the coolest people I’ve met. Thanks for all that you do and I’m glad to call you my friend and I hope it the same goes for you!