giving up on this bc stressful!!

GOT7 As Roommates

So I was reminded of the one I did for BTS (which you could find here) and I thought this would be a cute thing to do <3

(gif credits to the original owners)


Originally posted by magiccastles

(hot ass)

  • he strikes me as a dad type
  • like he’ll be kinda protective of you, making sure you don’t stay out too late and come home at the right time.
  • he’ll say that it’s to keep a watch on you but he lowkey misses you.
  • typical dad always ends up falling asleep on the sofa.
  • so you always have to shake him to get him to actually go to bed.
  • you’ll feel really awkward when you accidentally call him dad bc he basically is
  • “is this a new fetish or something?”
    “shut up im jaebum”
  • also just another gross male that you have to deal with.
  • “leader of got7 or president of the US i don’t care, just wash the dishes”
  • people often mistake him for your boyfriend bc you guys are weirdly comfortable around him.
  • he’ll probably just walk around half naked with no shame
  • you’ll just throw his dirty laundry to get him to put clothes on.
  • does get a lil’ awkward if you’re ever upset.
  • will shyly admit he ordered take out to cheer you up and you chill for the rest of the evening.
  • he’ll get quite angry if someone has upset you or work is giving you a hard time but won’t show it.
  • since he’s a dad for thot7 as well, just expect the guys to often be over.
  • reliable dad friend roommate beom ™
  • you always make him cringe or make fun (in a friendly way okay)
  • you’ll be over sitting in a weird position on the sofa you’ll just be like “the a teaser, amirite” and poor boy would die of cringe.
  • with that weird dinosaur laugh he has

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DATING MARK OR basically boyfriend!mark

im even ready for this asdfghjkl;

  • bro mark would be so freaking perfect as boyfriend 
  • like he would be so into calling each other “babe” because it’s so freaking cute NOT TO MENTION HE WOULD GIVE YOU THAT CUTE ASS SMILE LIKE THE ONE ABOVE
  • lots of hand holding especially around the other members
  • normal conversations in English that somehow drift into Korean and you guys are just speaking a mixture of both  
  • lots and lots and lots of KISSES
  • cute goodmorning/goodnight calls because he prefers listening to your voice before he goes to sleep and right before he wakes up 
  • random ugly snaps in the middle of the day, whether he’s on tour, at practice JUST WHENEVER OKAY  
  • back hugs
  • back hugs 
  • did i say back hugs 
  • *calms down* dEEP BREATHS 
  • datessssss 
  • i feel like you and mark would have lots of dates
  • but like not the types where you always go out and do something 
  • more of the stay at home and watch a movie and make cookies type
  • but of course there would be the casual ones like taking coco for a walk WITH POOR EOMMA YOUNGJAE CALLING EVERY SECOND WONDERING WHERE THEY KIDNAPPED HIS POOR BABY 
  • and there would be the dates where Jackson would tag along mostly because you could never say no to him simply because he was annoying as fuckkk
  • there would also those dates where we have jinyoung spamming mark because that’s his man and you have no right just “taking him and seducing him” 
  • but back to being serious and to what all you lil hoes have been waiting for  S I N 
  • so basically sex with mark would be special
  • you guys would have restless nights of love making 
  • meaningful love bites trailing down your chest and thighs 
  • sweet whispers of i love you’s 
  • lots and lots of ass grabbing 
  • lets be S E R I O U S mark tuan is an ass person 
  • but he would love each and every single inch of your body
  • but of course mark tuan isn’t anything but vanilla in bed 
  • 95% of the time you guys aren’t whispering sweet nothings into each others ears you’re moaning curse words out loud keeping up you’re neighbors for the 3rd night in a row
  • which one of the main reasons you don’t sleep over at the dorms half of the time
  • heavy breathing and tiny lil whimpers coming out of his mouth simply because YOU WORK HIM SOOO GOOD!!!!!!!111!!1!!!!!!
  • long line of curse words leaving each others mouths with moans coming right after each one of them 
  • finishing each other still feeling as euphoric as you did in the moment
  • mark picking up his t shirt and putting in on you and laying you back down taking you into his embrace 
  • staring at each other in silence as he strokes your hair feeling lucky as ever because you’re his girl and he’s yours while feeling content over the fact that his family may be thousands of miles away but he has never felt so at home laying down next you in each others embrace 
  • thinking about the future but not to far into it because all he knows is that he wants you by his side forever and that’s all he is asking for
  • being perfect in each others eyes

                                                                      ~ Erica


dating ur tc would include:

- tons of cuddles
- making each other laugh
- you hugging him after a stressful day
- him making sure you always realize how beautiful you are
- finding secret places to meet
- driving around the city bc you can’t go out together
- singing along to ur favorite songs
- you writing poems about him
- him making fun of them but secretly loving them
- giving hickeys to each other
- u smirking when other students tease him about the hickeys
- midnight texts
- spending ur evenings at his apartment
- finding ways to “randomly” bump into each other in public
- “ur so tiny and cute” “oh shut up”
- trying not to grin when you meet each other in the hallways
- flirting through homework papers
- him kissing your forehead while you fall asleep in his arms

thefandomismad  asked:

Do you have any tythan head canons cause I need life rn


-Tyler being super awkward when he and Ethan first met, before Ethan just starts talking about some random shit and Tyler warms up to him really fast

-Ethan being really scared of big man Tyler, before he sees Tyler playing with Chica and his heart just melts

-Amy being tired of their constant pinning and just walking up to Kathryn and going “if these idiots don’t kiss by the end of the night-”

-Mark being completely oblivious when they start dating, and one day Tyler just makes out with Ethan in front of Mark and he goes “woah wait, friend kissing is a thing??” Before Tyler just gives up hope

-Nights where Ethan is up super late editing, Tyler will just come and sit in the room with him, not talking just keeping company

-Date nights that end up as movie marathons bc both boys are too tired to go out and just cuddle on the couch the whole night

-Tyler loving Ethan’s hair so much, and just running his hands through it constantly 

-Ethan is an actual angel and Tyler can’t fucking stand it, HOW IS THAT MAN SO BEAUTIFUL

-Both boys confiding in Amy, bc supportive mom

-Ethan sometimes stresses himself too the point of breakdowns, and Tyler has to be there to remind him that its okay, he’s here

-Just holding hands and shit bc its so fucking cute i cANT

-Nicknames. All of the cheesy ones

(there u go, im so in love)

theyre bonding ;)

you cant tell me that post-game after being nigh-disenfranchised with that demotion and being forced to confront past inhumane sins somebody like faba wouldnt take up stress-smoking 

at least he found a smoking buddy he can surprisingly stand for more than 30 minutes

(it also gives nanu the perfect opportunity to talk casually with the guy bc hes super-califragilistic-expiali-gay and thinks fabas pretty)

Hey let's remember

Reproductive Justice (RJ) isn’t just abortions. And it’s not just just about cis white women.

• RJ is folx of color not having children bc they are afraid of them being killed due to racist injustice.

• RJ is transmasculine (transmen, non-binary afab people, bois/boys, etc) folx being denied medical care because of our trans status, that is if we can even afford it.

• RJ is predominantly folx of color not being to keep their children or give them up for adoption, even if they wanted to, bc they can’t afford the medical bills that come with having a baby.

• RJ is folx who don’t speak fluent English having limited access to medical care, no matter what their decision is.

• RJ is dark-skinned folx receiving less pain meds during pregnancy or the doctor will ignore them all together bc of racist stereotypes which puts their bodies under unnecessary stress which in turn effects the fetus.

• RJ is transmasculine folx being misgendered by hospital staff.

• RJ is transmasculine folx having to teach our health care providers about our bodies, HRT, detransitioning (bc you can’t be on T if you’re pregnant), basic do’s and dont’s, etc. all while being sensationalized as a “pregnant man”.

• RJ is medical staff assuming you want an abortion since you’re transmasc.

And that’s all I got so far. Please add more. And I like the word ‘folx’.

anon request;; headcanons for dating alex

•Alex is always sleepy. let him sleep whenever bc if he doesn’t at least get a cat nap he’s gonna be pressed and grumpy.

•omg ur gonna have to physically force him to stop working bc this lil shit is non stop (*wink wink*)

•ok but imagine if you’re trying to distract him from working and he won’t look at you, so you go change into some rlly hot lingerie and go back to his work space and ur like “Alex, baby please look at me” and he sighs deeply and then looks up at you and seems that lil lacy number on you and is shook™ and he shuts his laptop and comes over to you and whispers in ur ear “Are you trying to impress your daddy, princess?” fuckcuxjns i have to write a smut like that.

•when he’s working long hours (tbh when is he not) he comes home w flowers for you and showers you with kisses and apologies and he’s super soft

•he’s such a cuddle bug omg. he’s always down for cuddles. always. even when he’s working. just give him the puppy dog eyes and pout your lip and he’s done for

•sex is big in your relationship. it’s not just about the sex (even tho it’s gr9) but it’s about the intimacy and the love and all that soft stuff. (if ur ace,, than change the sex thingy to kissing or cuddling, ok)

•he almost always wakes up before you and he wakes you up with little kisses around your face and when you finally get up he begs you to make breakfast for the both of you.

•sometimes,,, he’ll wake you up,,, by going down under the sheets ;;;)))))


•king of oral!!

•he’s defff more of a giver.

•daddy kink ™

•white lace is his fav to see on you.

•omg he’s usually a dom but when he’s had a really bad day and he’s stressed he becomes soo submissive and he calls you mistress or something and it’s so hot omjshshsh

•he grunts a lot and his moans are drawn out. he also compliments you a lot while y'all are going at it

•you always cum first. always.

•when you give him blowjobs, look him in the eye bc that gets him off so qUICK

•i’m bein 100% serious. if you make eye contact with him while letting him fuck your mouth he’s gonna nut so quick

•quickies at his work

•quickies at your work

•quickies in gwash’s office (sorry george)

•quickies in the hallway

•makeup sex

•shower sex

•just a lot of sex you guys omgg.



fluff- shawn comforts y/n when she can’t sleep

fluffly fluff-y/n watches shawn sleep

waking up ( super fricken fluffy )- waking up to shawn

that’s just how we feel ( 11pm fluff )-y/n and shawn decide how they feel for each other

reminiscing ( fluffiest of the fluff ) -y/n remembers her first kiss with shawn

mornings-shawn wakes up y/n by singing

anxiety - the paparazzi give y/n an anxiety attack

three empty words -based on the song

surgery - shawn gets surgery on his deviated septum

cooking - cutesy fluff ft. shawn livestreaming

safe - shawn makes sure y/n always feels safe

just a friend - shawn and y/n are just friends, until…

the dress - shawn buys y/n a dress she’s been wanting

treat you better - shawn treats y/n better than her ex did

stressed - shawn gives y/n a surprise visit bc she’s stressed about school

the only cure - shawn is the only cure for y/n

11:53pm - shawn and y/n can’t sleep

hurt -y/n sees her ex at a party

relapse - y/n relapses

lets just cuddle - i’m pretty sure the title says it all

proving me wrong - shawn proves y/n wrong

first kiss - shawn gives y/n her first kiss

“let me help you!” - shawn helps y/n do her makeup

pretty boy - shawn is more than just a “pretty boy” to y/n

pretty boy part 2

bad habits - shawn helps y/n with her bad habits

“because you love me.” - based on “ don’t leave” by snakeships

the way he moves - y/n is infatuated with the way shawn moves

the way he moves part 2

hike - shawn finds himself falling in love as he hikes with y/n

drowning - based on the mercy music video

yellow - y/n guesses shawn’s favorite color on the first try


not afraid anymore - y/n decides she’s not afraid of relationships anymore

sleepy - shawn watches y/n sleep

body positivity - super cute self love imagine ft. supportive boyfriend shawn

red carpet - shawn and y/n walk the red carpet as newly weds

teen choice awards - y/n and shawn meet at the tca’s

talk - the media talks smack about shawn and y/n’s relationship


shawn mendes as a boyfriend

shawns hands

our tale ends here

i spent the past two weeks trying to convince my grandparents but they still won’t allow me, oh well, time to give up ;-; i will just be here, writing bc i’m stressed and i haven’t done my shs requirements.


                                      our tale ends here

           Blood drips on Chuuya’s fingertips as the sound of gunshots and battle echoed on his ears. There’s the smell of blood and death everywhere he goes ― countless of dead bodies sprawled on the ground like ants.

“Oi.” His voice wavers. “This better be a fucking joke, Dazai.”

Dazai laughs; the choked laughter edging Chuuya to tears. Death is an everyday occurrence, given their line of business but he never would’ve expected it to be this early. “I’ve…always lived on the…thread, Chuuya.”

“And you are fucking surviving this so stop wasting your goddamn breath.” Chuuya applies pressure to Dazai’s wound. He knows, he knows but he refuses to accept it. He knows but he chose to ignore the pool of blood Dazai is laying down, his eyes on the verge of extinguishing light and his body as pale as sheet.

“You bastard.” Chuuya curses and suddenly he couldn’t stop the tears anymore. His grip on the cloth pressed on Dazai’s wound tightens. “Did you think you were immortal? What possessed you to catch that bullet, you bastard.”

“I finally achieved my dream, Chuuya.” Dazai weakly says; his breathing ragged as seconds pass. “Too…bad I… couldn’t do it with…a beauty.”

“No one in their sane minds would commit double suicide with you.”

Dazai laughs slightly ― a choking, almost painful laugh for Chuuya to hear. It was like his throat had constricted, a sudden clog up on his esophagus as he tried hard not to let himself break; he didn’t want to let Dazai see his weakness, especially in his final moments.

“Now that I think about it,” Dazai murmurs, eyelids closing slowly. “Chuuya…”


“I… want to… live longer.”

Chuuya halts; his tears flowing like a never-ending river; slowly mixing with Dazai’s blood. “I want… I want to see Akutagawa and Atsushi’s… development. I… want to see Kyouka… finally accepting herself. I want… there’s so many things I want.” Dazai’s laughs. “But… everything I want would soon disappear, just like… Chuuya.”

“I’m here, waste of space.” Chuuya tries to make his voice the usual; but with Dazai dying on his arms proclaiming that he wanted to live longer; he wondered if he was able to keep his voice firm. “I’m not going to disappear, you shit.”

“I know,” He chuckles and hums slowly. “Chuuya…”


“Marry me.”

Chuuya stops and arches a brow ― too bad he can’t hit Dazai. “Oi, stop joking around!” Dazai laughs and with a weak hand, he slowly pulls a box out of his coat and Chuuya’s tears are flowing again and this time it wouldn’t stop. Fucking damn it, Dazai Osamu!


“Marry me, Chuuya.” Then, Dazai laughs. “It may not be the most normal setting, but when have we ever followed normal procedures Chuuya?” He opens the box weakly, smiling at Chuuya whose tears doubled when he sees the ring.

It’s a thin band of black ring forming a crown in the middle. “What would a King be…without his Queen?”

Chuuya nibbles his lower lip. “Double Black?”

Dazai smiles; it’s a genuine rare smile. His hand weak stretches to caress Chuuya on his cheek as he slips the ring to his finger. “Double Black.”

“Then yes.” Chuuya’s tears falls as Dazai’s hand falls beside him. Dazai’s breathing ceased but there is a peaceful smile on his face. Chuuya cradles his head closer to him, tightly hugging Dazai’s body. “Wait for me to finish it, asshole.”


“Hey Chuuya, if I died, what would you do?”

“I’d throw a fucking party. Good riddance.”

“Chuuya, if I died, don’t activate Corruption, ever.”

“I wouldn’t let you die, asshole.”


“I’m sorry.” He says as he stood up, the ring glinting on his hand. “I’ve had enough of this war.” He takes a deep breath. “Oh grantors of dark disgrace, you need not wake me again.”

Got7: confessing their feelings about you to another member

Summary: they confess their feelings about you to another member, but they’re speaking Korean and don’t realize that you understood everything they said. I’m just gonna make all of them confessing to Jackson for obvious reasons lmao~ 💛

Jaebum: he’d be in the middle of expressing his feelings to a nagging Jackson before he hears you coughing and nearly spitting out your drink. They both would glance at you, and Jaebum blushes so hard bc he can tell that you just understood everything he said. Jackson would try and make it less awkward but the damage is done. He’d avoid you for a couple of days, just to get his thoughts together and confess to you face to face.

Mark: he’d also be telling Jackson (they’d all go to him for a reason lol), and he sees your blushing cheeks and avoiding his eye contact. He’s unsure at first, bc he didn’t know that you understood Korean so you’d have to be the one to tell him. Awkwardly scratching the back of his neck, he’d mumble an apology and tell you it was the truth, and that Jackson kept questioning him so he wanted to tell someone. Will confess to you right then and there, avoiding any further awkwardness.

Jackson: is gonna be dramatically staring at you while he’s pouring his heart to Mark. He’d actually do this multiple times when you’re around, you just never bothered to confront him bc he’s so cute and he thinks you don’t understand a word so you’d decide to torture him. But now it’s become torture for you and you can see the boy is in love, so you pull him aside after his little chat. His eyes would go wide and he’d ask you questions in Korean just to make sure you actually understood and no one else told you. Smiling shyly as he takes your hand, he asks you if you wanted to be his.

Jinyoung:  he’d shyly be picking at fingers and quietly answering Jackson’s pestering questions. The most logical out of all of them bc he knows even if you didn’t understand what they were saying, you could still pick up on his expressions and change of mood. After realizing that you were staring at him like a deer in the headlights, he’d swallow hard and walk out of the room in a nervous rush. You’d better confront him after and confess your feelings bc he’ll sulk forever.

Youngjae: one to let it slip, without really meaning to. He’d be muttering about something that has to do with how you looked today, and Jackson would poke him until he practically screamed that he liked you. Ofc he’d be able to tell that you understood since your head shot up at his sudden burst. Blushes so hard but acts like nothing happened, and doesn’t leave the room to prove a point (he doesn’t want you to think of him as a chicken). Definitely will catch up to you later and stutter an apology, but he’d recover and tell you he truly meant it.

Bambam: will beat up Jackson hyung if he asks another question about you, but he’s so stressed and tired of thinking about you all the time so he just blurts it out. Will cover his mouth and his eyes would widen, glancing at your direction. He’d ignore everyone in the room and silently drag you out with him. “You just understood that, y/n? Bruhhh…” So embarrassed and ashamed of himself, but you just chuckle bc he’s so cute. He’ll recover when you tell him you feel the same, and give him a quick peck on the lips.

Yugyeom: is already shy and withdrawn when he’s around you, so to have mom Jackson teasing him and asking him questions about you is just the icing on the cake. Won’t notice that you actually understood anything (good job on staying low key) and so you’d have to be the one to confront him. Most likely would want want the ground to open up and swallow him, but he’ll man up and let you know it was all true.

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PSA (sorta)

(At tutor so no icons)

Feelsbadman I’m mainly shitposting on this blog at this point bc I may or may not have lost my threads, so when I follow new rp blogs to maybe have a chance to interact with them, most of them don’t take interest and follow back bc my blog’s a mess rn and plus the theme is screwed up so I just look really unprofessional at this point.

And not only that I’m struggling through my classes so I barely had time to keep up with this blog, hence why I’ve migrated somewhat to @yorhanovemixs for a while since it’s more quieter and has less activity so I’m able to keep up with it no trouble.

Guh - I’m really sorry guys for not being active. I still answer asks SOBS but as for threads I want to put dedication and thought into my replies, so I have less motivation to do them for fear of me seemingly bs-ing replies and I don’t want to do that bc my rp partners deserves better /LAYS DOWN

I’m so sorry AAAA but I’ll definitely remember to release the new edit for May’s chapter of OnS - and boy are we in for ONE HECK OF A RIDE! Get ready guys! :DDDD

Also, I’m heading to Titan Con this Saturday!!! Who’s going?? Look out for a Poharan from BnS bc that’s me! I can’t go as Lest bc my cosplay for him is still in need of repairs and improvements lolol and I won’t finish it in time by Titan Con so RIP 

Other than that, guess that’s all I want to say lolol thanks for reading! <3

Day6: overprotective

Jae: he’d only feel overprotective of you when you’ve been together for a while. He’s they type to make sure of their significant other’s feelings before completely immersing himself in the relationship. He’d be like that stereotypical goofy older brother that always teases you but you know he loves you no matter what. But he’d be thinking more of you when he’s away, and calling at every chance he gets just to make sure you’re doing okay.

Sungjin: from early on in the relationship, you’ll get to know that he’s the type to spoil you and take extra care of your needs. Unlike jae, he wouldn’t tease you as much, he’s pretty serious about you and your relationship. From family matters to small issues, he’s always there by your side. I wouldn’t describe him as *overprotective* but he’ll definitely go mama bear on your butt if he needs to, esp when you’re sick.

Youngk: ah nooo, he’s not one to be overbearing at all. He will give you your space when you need it, and does the same for you. When it comes to writing and composing, he’ll be needing some time alone to focus, unless he says otherwise, and you’ll need to be okay with that. Not that he doesn’t care, bc he’ll often check up on you even during their busy schedules and reminds you to eat, stay warm, blow him kisses, etc.

Wonpil: he’d wait to make sure you were okay with his actions before he does anything. He’s an anxious little bee so he’ll stress over you often, even when you don’t realize it. He’ll usually vent to the others about you if he can’t tell you, just in case it might bother you. But over time he learns to show his emotions and you’ll always know when he’s worried about you and vice versa.

Dowoon: like Brian, he won’t stress about you too much and let you do your own thing. It’s only bc he knows you can handle yourself so he never worries. The longer you know him, the more independent and confident you are, and he loves this bc he’s a very independent person himself. He just loves having someone who motivates him in all all areas of life, and he’ll be your personal cheerleader in return.

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pas9816  asked:

Mercy - aka most hunted target

its like when u bring in a pack of gum during school and u give some to ur friends and u tell them to NOT say anything to /anyone/ but at least one if them usually ends up betraying u and tells someone else and it eventually spreads around and /everyone/ is hunting u down asking u for gum

but with mercy it’s 10x worse bc its like ppl wanna kill u for that pack of gum

ceed  asked:

Pregnant omega handling alphas death?

I’m assuming you are asking for headcanons, lol. I’ll write some up bc I hate myself and love angst. <33333

  • - when the alpha dies, the omega will immediately feel the bond break and will either pass out or just become hysterical 
  • - omega will have to be rushed to the hospital when ^this happens. pup(s) and mother will be monitored. 
  • - if the alpha dies in the first trimester, omega might lose the pup(s) because of the stress of the bond break (probably like 75%). in the second they are somewhat safe, but can still miscarry or give birth prematurely (this is like a 45% chance of any of that happening). in the third trimester they can give birth prematurely and babies will need a lot of help, mothers can give birth at a reasonable time as well. 
  • - if mothers get to the hospital in time, doctors will put omegas in a medically induce coma so they can heal mentally and physically
  • - omegas immediately feeling the bond break and just break down, pup(s) will squirm in distress, because they know
  • - they can get sick, can die, after the death of the alpha because they need their alpha’s presences and scent in order to have an easy pregnancy 
  • - omega will become severely depressed
  • - they will try to use their alpha’s clothes sparingly to make up for the lack of scent of their alpha
  • - they will create a nest of their alpha’s things and the pup(s) clothing, they won’t leave this for days because they are weak and depressed
  • - omegas will more than likely not leave the house and hang around the areas their alpha tended to be around it 
  • - omegas will talk to their bellies about their father, wanting to desperately teach their child(ren) about their alpha 
  • - family of the alpha and omega will do their best to help the omega in their time of need
  • - ^ if the alpha had a brother they will try to help the omega out with the scenting 
  • - omegas will have more doctor’s appointments because doctors need to make sure that the babies are still alive and thriving 
  • - pup(s) will be less active than other pup(s) with the alpha
  • - omegas will nest a lot
  • - omegas are way more emotional than others 
  • - they will more than likely lose weight and become insomniac 
  • - omegas who lose their alpha will more than likely have postpartum depression
  • - when in labor, they will try to have a home birth, but they will be more than likely made to go to the hospital because the omega will become very distressed
  • - ^ they will more than likely go feral during labor as well
  • - omegas will try to nest with other omegas because of the natural sense of comfort 
  • - they can go feral at any given time because they are on high alert about everything

I’m tapped for this topic, lol. Maybe I’ll add more later on or something. I hope you guys like these ones, send me your own angsty hcs for this. <3 

commonly used swedish phrases translated

as used by me

herregud - lord-god (used in any and situations)

ÄHMEN/JAMEN  - you can’t be serious/this is ridiculous/yea, you are complaining but I also want to complain about something

jahaaa - oh, okay, I see what you mean

ahaaa - I finally understand this thing that’s been bothering me ALL DAY

vafan - what-(the)-devil? (ranges all the way from “yeah, okay, why not” to “this is the most disgusting thing I have ever seen and my eyes will never be clean again” depending on how you stress the syllables)

nämen - no-but (used in pleasant surprise, or as a disguise for a unpleasant surprise) ex: I only speak to you when it’s socially unacceptable to pretend I haven’t seen you bc we have literally nothing in common, “nämen hi!” OR “I got off early from work, and I brought kanelbullar!” “nämen, how nice!”

skitsamma - shit-same ex: I am on the verge of giving up/I have already given up, I don’t give a fuck OR I am pretending I don’t care but I actually do and I will show it just enough to guilt trip you

ba - shortened version for “bara” which means “only”, often used in a similar way as “was like” or “said” ex: and then he ba “I hate macaroni” and I ba “who the fuck hates macaroni?”

ja skoja ba/asköjba -  used when telling people you were only joking, regardless of how obvious it was that you were joking

kavla upp ärmarna - rolling up the sleeves (to make a real effort)

fullt ös medvetslös - full speed unconscious (the rad way to say you go all in)

andra bullar - other buns (the situation will change) ex: he might have won the debate yesterday but I have spent three hours looking up arguments to prove him wrong so next time I see him it’ll be andra bullar

full som en alika/fyllekaja - drunk as a jackdaw (fucking drunk as hell)

har du sett på maken - have you looked upon the likes of this ex: I didn’t expect this to happen and I am mildly surprised 

aa fast nä - yea except no (I don’t agree and I am right)

rövhål - dearest (used on your loved ones)

Long Distance with Namjoon

And now it is time for the final member of the hyung line, half of Vmon, our amazing leader who looks so cute in glasses have I ever mentioned how much I love him in glasses bc oh my god that is a look especially when he has the blonde hair and he just looks so 100000000/10, Kim Namjoon aka Rap Monster aka joon 

  • So this series is gonna be about a long distance relationship (ldr for short) with the boys
  • CEO!Namjoon (here) the prequels to CEO!Namjoon are youtuber!joon (here) and college!joon (here) but this will all take place during/after CEO!joon and this will also feature father!joon bc CEO!joon did and I love me some father!BTS (all of the father related posts are here)
  • To sum it up, he’s a fashion designer who starts on youtube and slowly branches off into creating his own lines and collections
  • He travels around a few times a year, he’s got fashion shows and clients all around the world, he has celebrities that want him to design their outfits for red carpet event, he has models that want to model for his clothes (even though he’s still loyal to Jimin’s modeling company) he’s got a lot going on
  • He mainly works from home, he gets to spend time with you and your bundles of joy and he’s a really hands on father so spending time away from you three is like !!!!
  • He doesn’t like it a t a l l, he avoids traveling without you three as much as he possibly can but of course, the bbys are still really young and flying can be stressful, especially since they’re likely to catch a cold on there and once they have a cold, everyone has a cold and Namjoon has to show up to fashion shows with four packs of tissues and cough drops in his bag
  • They do get to travel with him sometimes, maybe once or twice a year, so there are times where he goes solo
  • Saying goodbye is something he avoids for as long as he possibly can bc if the bbys realize he’s saying goodbye, they get really upset and cling onto him bc even if it’s just for a week or two, they’re both so attached to him and hate having him leave
  • It’s cute but heartbreaking bc he ha t e s seeing them upset, he’d give them the world on a silver platter if he could, he would do anything to keep them and you happy but this is his job and his passion and if he doesn’t do it, there’s not gonna be as much income and with a family of four plus a dog and a hamster, income is important
  • He gives everyone h u g e hugs before he leaves (don’t even get me started on the amazing hugs Namjoon would give, I could write an entire post on that shit I just may write it tbh) and he carries the both of them the entire walk through the airport bc he’s gonna miss them so much he doesn’t care if he’s only gonna be for a couple days those are his bbys, he’s with them everyday
  • He gets everyone in a group hug and gives everyone a forehead kiss before he has to say goodbye 
  • He h a s to Skype/Facetime them everyday, once in the morning and once before bed
  • They don’t go to sleep until they hear his voice, even if all he has time to say is “goodnight, sleep well” that’s enough for them
  • But normally he puts time aside to be able to sit down and talk to them, in the mornings (their morning, sometimes the time zones are flipped but he always works on their schedule) sometimes he’ll eat breakfast with them or just a lil snack
  • And before bed, he normally tells them a story or just talks about his day or sometimes even sings for them bc he has that deep, comforting voice and it’s like a lullaby to them so he makes sure to talk slower than usual and his voice is really soft and he’s just watching their lil eyes struggle to stay open with the softest look on his face bc he’s so in love with them
  • He talks to you before you go to bed as well and he asks about your day and tells you about his and you always fall asleep to each other’s voices, again depending on the time zones
  • You’re constantly sending him pictures and videos of the bbys and yourself to keep him up to date in real time, even though sometimes he’s too busy to reply or he’s asleep
  • He gives you all the updates, even shit he’s not supposed to tell anyone but he always always always thanks you and the bbys in his interviews
  • He has Jimin film him trying on one of the dresses he designed and “strutting” down the runway and you can hear Jimin laughing his ass off behind the camera bc joon has that mock serious face he gets when he’s doing something he knows is goofy and it just brightens up your day so much to see that Namjoon is still a lil kid at heart despite being under so much stress with the show coming up tomorrow
  • He always brings something back home, it’s never anything too expensive, it’s normally just something small like a stuffed animal or a hat or a snow globe but he likes bringing souvenirs back for the bbys so they can know they were on his mind the entire time
  • He also brings you gifts, again small things, a book that reminds him of you, a snack that he knew you’d like, nothing too huge or grand but something that’s meaningful and has thought behind it 
  • Coming home is his fa vor i te part bc he gets greeted with two squealing toddlers running towards him as fast as they can and they both jump into his arms and they’re so so so happy to see him again and words can’t even describe how happy he is to have them in his arms
  • “Never leave ever ever again got it??”
  • “Of course, princess”
Dating Haechan would include

Originally posted by nakamotens


- Can you pretty please write what dating Haechan would include? Thank you so much haha,i really like your blog and all the admins💞💖💕 all the love xx

-Can i have what jealous Haechan would be like? You know like he is my bf and gets jealous ,what would make him jealous,what he would do then ,how would he act,talk…. is he a jealous type etc etc , love you💕

A/N: this is the first time i’m doing this for nct so i hope this is good enough and i hope u guys enjoy it~

  • k so let’s start shall we
  • i’m putting this under a read more bcs
  • it’s gonna be
  • a long ass ride

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anonymous asked:

RFA reaction to meeting MC and her being super tall? Like as tall as zen and jumin?? (SHE'S A GLAMAZON!!)

Sweet! You thinking muscular type or tall-and-slim? Because I went to google images and most of them show Glamazons as either one or the other haha (both look cool tho and obviously those can’t be the only varieties). Just a reminder that you can feel free to come at us with your nonbinary, male and trans MC headcanons. All of it will be accepted ^^ If we aren’t specifically asked for a particular gender, the MC in our headcanons won’t be either.

Finally got around to posting something again! Sorry for the lengthy hiatus pals ^^ Happy Valentine’s<3 


  • He didn’t imagine you being his height
  • But he’s actually really into it
  • It kinda challenges his point of view about these things
  • because he’d always imagined having a girlfriend that has to tip-toe to reach his face
  • but when you turn out to be even taller than him he realises maybe he’s been a bit presomptious about his expectations
  • He thinks you look really cute though
  • and even though you may look like someone who can take care of themselves
  • he’s always ready to be protective of you whenever he feels the need to


  • He saw it coming
  • He’d spent so long looking at you through the video cameras and that let him guess your height pretty accurately
  • So he was Prepared when he met you
  • Looking taller than you’d imagined, you looked him over and realised that he was wearing platform shoes 
  • He was just grinning while you laughed
  • clearly pleased with himself 
  • “We can be the same height now!” 
  • He’d spent all day practicing wearing the heels 
  • but they were difficult to walk in 
  • and he needed you to support him on the way back from the party
  • It was all good though, you were both just laughing and joking the way through the parking lot 
  • He’ll still sometimes put them on so that he can look you in the eyes properly
  • it’s become an inside joke between the two of you


  • She’s not really that tall herself, so you can imagine her surprise when she realises just how tall you are
  • She doesn’t mind, though you notice a slight shift in the height of her heels: she starts wearing slightly taller ones 
  • It’s adorable 
  • She doesn’t say so herself, but you know she loves being a height that lets you kiss the top of her head any time
  • The height difference is rather big so you often have to bend down, while she stands on her toes 
  • but both of you just think it makes the other look cuter 
  • You both feel very comfortable in each other’s company and it becomes a sort of perfect harmony 
  • She’ll never have trouble reaching the top shelves again

Jumin Han:

  • Finding someone the same height as him that isn’t a bulky life guard or one of his father’s friends was surreal, to say the least
  • To top it of, when it’s someone that’s so cute??
  • he loves that he can kiss you without leaning down
  • And that you can do the same
  • And the times you wear heels??
  • ooh boy Jumin Han has found a new kink
  • You two look like quite the intimidating couple tbh
  • With Jumin’s usually low range of expression and the two of you standing next to each other, looming over everyone else
  • It’s different for you though
  • there’s nothing scary about the way you two behave around each other,
  • sweet morning kisses, how both loosen up a bit and leave some stress when it’s just the two of you
  • You both have a lot of fun


  • Woahh!!! 
  • He really loves showing you off 
  • bc he thinks it’s so cool that you’re so tall?
  • At first he was kinda intimidated because he didn’t quite realise how tall you’d be even though you told him
  • That time Jaehee blamed him being single on his height made him feel a bit self-conscious when he first heard you were tall
  • but a quick reassurance from you made him feel better
  • the height difference gives the two of you reason to create internal jokes
  • queue Yoosung pretending he can’t reach anything even though it’s close by
  • He started doing it when Seven made fun of the height difference and you both just ran with it
  • best thing ever tbh

anonymous asked:

can you please do an rfa+v and saeran where MC falls asleep bc of too much stress and schoolworks


  • this boy knows all about the pain of staying up b/c of stress and school
  • when he finds you asleep at your desk, supposedly studying, he’d probably fuss over how you’d catch a cold like that and wrap you in a blanket (such a sweetie)
  • although after you wake up is a different story
  • “you have to sleep at normal hours okay? Promise me!” hypocrite af
  • altho if you’re really stressed, he’ll probably offer to give you a hand/tutor you in subjects you need help with most
  • he was a top student in high school after all


  • when he first finds you, he thought you were dying or smthing
  • “BABE!” he shrieks as he shakes you awake
  • takes him a while to understand why you weren’t sleeping well at night, since he wasn’t stressed studying-wise at school
  • when he does though, you can be sure he’ll give you sooo much love and affection
  • refuses to go to bed without you, and often has to drag you away from studying to go to bed
  • if you can’t sleep he’d probably sing lullabies until you did aw


  • you thought yoosung was bad?
  • welcome to c o n s t a n t  l e c t u r e s
  • by yours truly, Jaehee Kang!
  • any time she catches you even closing your eyes for too long…
  • “MC! Did you sleep properly last night?”
  • probably schedules regular naps for you to ensure you’re getting the full amount of sleep
  • although if you were actually asleep, she wouldn’t wake you up, she’d just let you rest for a bit


  • he’d thought it was weird when he came home and seen you sleeping at a desk, altho he just classed it as ‘weird commoner habits’ that he didn’t yet know about
  • but after he witnesses this happening a few times, he starts to get worried and thinks you’re really ill
  • “does my angel have insomnia?”
  • he had no problems with school/schoolwork when he was in education so he didn’t realise it’d really be a problem for you ?
  • you’d probably have to point it out to him before he realises
  • but by then he’s ready to get a doctor or smthing because you haven’t been sleeping well


  • tbh because of his crappy sleeping patterns, he probably falls asleep next to you
  • both of you would be sitting side by side, working away or with him helping you study, when you fall asleep
  • Saeyoung doesn’t have the heart to wake you up and just falls asleep himself, just so you won’t feel bad later
  • probably confronts you later and asks if you’d been sleeping well
  • if not, he’d probably set a time to go to bed at, and whine at you at the set time until you go to bed with him


  • “so y equals x plus two. do you get it now?” he mutters, staring down at the equation. he’d offered to tutor you in maths because you hadn’t understood the questions, but he hadn’t realised how embarrassing it would’ve been to teach.
  • he heard a snore and looked up. was his teaching methods really that boring?
  • he grew irritated when he realised you had fell asleep on him, but since he knew that you’d had a stressful day at school, he decided to just let you sleep, moving your textbooks away to ensure you slept comfortably
  • but in return for letting you sleep there, he’d probably drill maths equations into your head at a later time, and make you take him out for ice cream


  • poor angel baby was probably worried that he’d done something wrong when he’d first noticed you were stressed and sleeping a lot
  • listens to all your rants about school and tries to help you with homework and give you advice
  • he feels bad that you have to suffer all this stress & probably feels second-hand stress from it
  • constantly worrying about u and your sleeping patterns :(

Hihi! I guess this is my introductory post, since this is the first post I’ve done on this account since I’ve been added as admin. I’m Jo, and my blog is @agentsixzerosix ! I’m gonna try my best to answer headcanons/scenarios as much as possible, and to the standard Ki has them at <3 Sorry that I had to change one or two of the scenarios slightly because I was running out of ideas, and that the scenarios are a little on the short side. I hope my writing is okay, tho! <33

~ Jo