giving a crap

originalpottervengerlock  asked:

Congrats! If they are not full yet, could you do headcannons for nicknames the ToS crew would give you?

Holy crap. This is going to be hard…

  • Leonard always calls you darlin’. At first you think it’s because he calls everyone darlin’, but you slowly start to realize you’re the only one. You try not to think too much about that one.
  • After a misunderstanding that resulted in you losing your temper with him, Chekov started calling you “княжна” (knyazhna). You nearly lost your temper a second time when you found out it meant princess.
  • Spock didn’t do nicknames. Ever. You learned that anytime he dropped your rank when addressing you, it was as close as he got. So when you you just ‘Y/N’ or ‘Y/L/N’, instead of Lieutenant, you knew he was feeling fondly.
  • Jim had 100 different nicknames for you, depending on the situation and his mood. Sometimes you were pumpkin, sometimes you were sweetheart. When you pointed out how he deliberately chose nicknames for you that felt old fashioned or misogynistic, he would call you a harpy every chance he got. Or he would get obtuse and pick even worse nicknames, like sugar britches, sweet ass, etc. Most of the time, he defaulted to the nickname your family used for you when they’d met up with you on shore leave though. He knew it was what you preferred, and he thought it fit you well.
  • Sulu rather affectionately calls you Captain Asshat. You prefer not to remember the incident which garnered you the nickname.
  • Uhura uses the same family nickname that Jim does, but sometimes when she can tell you are feeling low, she will refer to you as The Goddess Divine until you crack a smile.
  • Chapel has a funny habit of calling you lovey and dearheart. She says she picked them up from her grandmother, and they’re just endearments. You notice she only uses them with her friends, which makes you secretly pleased because Chris is awesome.
  • Scotty has taken to calling you Hen all the time, which you think is hilarious. Sometimes you call him Sausage in return.
  • After accidentally calling Hendorff cupcake, he’s only referred to you as Bitch Pie ever since. You think that’s even funnier than being called Hen, and have come up with a ruder nickname for him as a result.

2/5

Why

Are people complaining about the shitty looking characters when HOLY SHIT everything else is SO beautiful? Art Deco underground waterfall alien technology? Space train w giant floor to ceiling windows to WATCH SPACE? Who gives a crap if Cora has crazy marble eyes.

Screw banging crewmates; I wanna bang the landscape O_O

Personal life update

(For those following along) 😘

We finally have a house and we’re moving in this weekend. Thank the sun and sky!
So that means I’ll be more active on league for now on with stable wifi. Hopefully I’ll get back into ranked and push that a long. I’ll try and run some fan games and get my long over due 5k sub (6k sub) giveaway going! When I can afford it, that is heh.
Feel free to add me on league at your leisure. I’m usually on in the evenings, pst me for invites to games. I don’t mind!
I’m on NA server and I do use Discord.

anonymous asked:

It's like.....I know youre an adult who can fend for herself but at the same time I wanna build a log cabin in the woods with a large fireplace and plenty of food and just protect the smol Squeaks from life

Actually one of the best dreams I’ve ever had in my life was basically just like that, but it was with Lon’qu (my #1 fictional husband 2 years in a row) 

I still think about how calm and wonderful that dream was…it was like my brain was just like “yeah i know i give you too much crap, take this and relax for awhile” 

Also i am barely and adult, and I totes can’t fend for myself at all. 

this one time i forgot how to pump my own gas and I had to go to the guy inside to get help because I couldn’t (i have a hybrid so I like, never have to get gas)

pleas save me from life >_> 

anonymous asked:

For the anon who is self-conscious about her labia... Love, I get it. Mine's like that, too. But, every time my guy gets in my panties it's like he's unwrapping a gift on Christmas morning. He doesn't notice or care. Honestly, in my opinion, any guy that gives two shits about crap like that probably isn't that good between the sheets, anyway. Or that great of a catch outside the bedroom.

Ahhahahahhaha

EVERY SINGLE THING she said.  Whoever this is…I love you.

You know what gets me everytime?

when Allura is giving away the bayards..

and everyone get their own special weapon

and look so cool

and excited

and happy

and then comes Shiro’s turn…

And you knoooooooo he was watching them all get all the weapons and getting all excited himself like “oooh I wonder what my bayard is gonna turn into! the black one must be a very special one! cuz i dun see it here.. Allura is probably saving the best for last!”

and hes standing there like “I’m so ready! give it to me! sooo ready! gimme!

and Allura’s just

Shiro, I’m afraid your bayard was lost with its paladin.

and his face just goes:

and then he like smiles and all “I guess i’ll just have to make do..

LIKE NOOOOOO GIVE SHIRO A DAMN BAYARD!! YOU KNOOOO HE WANTED HIS OWN BAYARD SO BAD AND YOU JUST WENT AND BROKE HIS HEART LIKE THAT!!! LIKE “YOU GET ONE, AND YOU GET ONE, AND EVERYONE GET ONE, BUT NONE FOR YOU SHIRO, SORRY!” ALLURA COULDNT LIKE TELL HIM BEFORE THAT HIS BAYARD WAS MISSING?? WHAT IS THIS NONSENSE?? MOST HEARTBREAKING MOMENT IN SEASON 1 RIGHT HERE. SHIRO BETTER GET THAT BAYARD IN SEASON 2 I SWEAR. JUST LOOK AT THAT HEARTBROKEN FACE! HE WANTED ONE SO BAD!

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“if you love them go get them! What are you waiting for?”

loosely based on a idea where burr sees john drunk ass after talking to hamilton, john apparently heard parts of their conversation. A huge thanks to  @i-am-mysterical ;)

Dead cold hands.

  • what she says: i'm fine
  • what she means: we allowed 50 Cent to single-handedly ruin Ja Rule's music career. Sure their beef started long before the diss tracks came out because Ja Rule got robbed by 50 Cent's friend and he associated him with the act of theft, but would you be mad at people who associate with known thieves? and half the times the jabs at his musical style were so low-- people went on and on about how Ja Rule was weak because he sang, but now rappers like Drake as well as many local rap artists have careers predicated on half-hearted singing along with rapping. Ja Rule was ahead of his time, if you ask me.