Headcanon 1: Since the Joneses do not own a cat, David will randomly pick up their dog and carry him to Iman saying “you gonna give me some of this?” forgetting that it’s actually a dog and is really trying to say “gimme some pussy”. Iman will correct him. every time.
Headcanon 2. The real reason we’re not getting new music very frequently is because in part of his intergalactic contract, he has a set number of songs he can write before his anti-aging device wears off. Once he hits a certain number, he’ll start aging. He doesn’t want to age.
Headcanon 3. David Bowie is actually one of God’s angels sent here to monitor us. He got a little sidetracked… Probably hasn’t checked in with God in decades.
Headcanon 4. Sometimes he tries on his old dresses. When Iman finds them, she takes them and either wears them herself in private, or trims them down and makes them all cute and gives them to Lexi. One time they sent one to Duncan as a birthday present. It has not been confirmed whether it was a joke or not.
Headcanon 5. One of the first things Bowie got right after landing here were dad jokes.