give me time please

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amy santiago + BDE

the signs as shit gordon ramsay says in kitchen nightmares
  • aries: you fucking donut
  • taurus: i would like to pray before i eat this
  • gemini: you stuck up precious little bitch
  • cancer: bland as fuck
  • leo: have you ever sat at a table and watched 6 customers with its fucking donkey dick swinging in front of its face? it's hilarious
  • virgo: no, don't eat that, i don't want to be responsible for putting you back in the hospital
  • libra: it's not a crab cake... it's a crap cake
  • scorpio: that baby was fucking ugly
  • sagittarius: *gags and spits out food*
  • capricorn: looks like a fucking flip-flop
  • aquarius: stuffed clams. looks like a dog shat in the shells
  • pisces: i need the toilet, excuse me, i knew it would come out faster than it went in
Signs and forming romantic relationships

Sorry but I’m afraid that if we fall in love, you’ll break my heart one day: Taurus, Virgo, Gemini, Aquarius

You seem like a good person, please give me some time to think about it: Aries, Scorpio, Cancer, Sagittarius

You’re so perfect, can we just get married now: Pisces, Libra, Leo, Capricorn