give me the strength lord

After Bitty teaches him how to use snapchat stories properly, Jack takes habit to sneaking around and startling Bitty.

So basically its just Jack crouching behind a chair or crawling behind the kitchen counter.

And when he jumps out he trys to start a conversation since his goal is to startle Bitty, NOT scare.

Bitty is baking a pie: “…..!!MMMH SOMThing smells good you baking? Yeah thats cool what flavor?”

Bitty studying: “….!!STUDYING HArd or hardly studying, am I right?

Bitty brushing his teeth: ”….!!FIGHTINg gum disease? Good job Bittle, remember to floss.“


Bitty’s twitter followers always know when to check Jack’s snapchat,

[Eric Bittle @ omgcheckplease:
Boy thinks he’s being cute.😊
Lord give me the strength. 🙏 ]

Overall Bitty doesn’t mind, he purposely overreacts most of the time because Jack isn’t exactly the most silent of sneakers, and he also enjoys how giggly Jack gets when he believes he’s “got em”.

  • Jungkook: *showing off his own room* and over on this wall I have put up the most important pictures of my life-
  • Seokjin: these are all just either pictures of Jimin or pictures of Jimin and you together
  • Jungkook: *confused* I'm sure I put up pictures of you guys here too...see like this one
  • Namjoon: that's just picture of Jimin with a very blurry 2/3rds of my face at the bottom left
  • Jungkook: oh...I thought that was Yoongi
  • Namjoon: *looks regrettably into to the distance* lord give me strength
LESS QUESTIONS, MORE PAIN

MY BOY! THAT IS A LOT OF BLOOD LOSS!!!

MY BOYYYYY

OK, I’M GETTING SICK OF THIS, STOP TORMENTING MY BOY! WHO ARE YOU AND WHY ARE YOU SO GODDAMN SCARY???? (side note- this is the closest we’ve gotten to the horseman so far, and it’s unsettling how similar his build is to that of Jack… plus, his eyes are a similar shape.)

JESUS BOY (in all seriousness, this scene was PAINFUL to watch)

I’ve gotta be honest with you- the scene with this guy was amazingly horrific. I’d be shaking in my boots if I wasn’t barefoot. The way he moved, his unnaturally twisted expressions, euuugh.

OH MY LORD HOW ARE YOU ALIVE!?! (if the story of the wolf truly parallels Jack’s, I’d say this is a good omen)

OH MY GOD!!!!

OH MY GOD IT’S MY PURE CINNAMON BUN YES I HAVE BEEN BLESSED OH MY LORD I WILL PROTECT YOU FOREVER

“Burp!” “Urrrp!”

THE CUTEST

“i halp.” “Wait stop-” “i HALP.”

sweet jesus. i stand corrected. this is the cutest goddamn thing. look at his face. he is so happy, my tired boy. lord give me strength

~~BEAUTIFUL, LONG-ASS FIGHT SCENE THAT ENDS WITH THIS~~

hoe don’t do it

oh my god

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