I’m tired of smut just being porn star worthy, professional, distant fucking
give me fic smut where the characters are new and awkward and ‘oh my god am I doing this right?’ and 'no, oh my fuck you don’t put it there’
give me fic smut where the characters are crying but not like 'that’s good dick’ crying or 'shit that hurts’ crying but rather 'oh my god I love this person more than life and we’re so close right now’ crying, gimme some of that full out bawling
give me fic smut where it’s all a joke and they’re doing anything they can to purposefully kill the mood just to make the other one laugh
give me fic smut where they’re trying things out and maybe things don’t go as planned but they keep going anyway and have a good time
give me fic smut where the characters are literally teasing each other the whole time, but not like sexually teasing but more like insults that are their way of flirting like 'ow you bit my tongue, nice going you clumsy asshole’ and 'fuck you, I made you spaghetti and this is the thanks I get?’
give me fic smut where they laugh, be it because one of them did something funny/embarrassing or because they’re just happy????
like can people in smut fics be more than attracted to each other and not just sex machines with their only priority being fucking???
description: Phil really misses sex and it turns out that Dan really misses sex, too. So…they just decide to have sex together. No strings. FWB minus the usual dramatic storyline that follows. Hilarity and #bants ensues.
“Just sex?” Phil repeats, “No strings?”
“Yes,” Dan nods, “that’s generally what no strings means,”
“Literally just sex?”
“Fucking hell. Look, Phil, I can spell it out for you or you can put your dick in my ass - it’s totally your choice. Have sex and be satisfied or wank alone to a Muse song again. What’s it gonna be?”
a/n: this is obviously smut but it’s actually funny too i promise, and it’s not like super graphic smut where you’ll cringe or whatever it’s…well, you’ll see. just read it and trust me.
Tumblr has done an irreparable damage to me and that is giving me so many good, fluffy, smutty Steve fics that I have him stuck in my brain now-(cries)
Just late (very late) night inspiration that of course is not as good as it it in my brain, but this is a thing I do.
Word count: 631
“You have five seconds to tell me why you’re still holding
my hand, Captain” Y/N said as her eyes gazed down to their joined hands before
looking up at him. A small smirk played on her lips as a hint of mischief made
its way to her narrowed Y/E/C eyes.
Steve eyes widen and she could had sworn his cheeks became a
light dusty shade of pink as he cleared his throat while he rubbed the back of
his neck with his other hand, clearly embarrassed as she called him out on the
simple action. His mouth parted to say something, but it never left his lips as
Y/N interrupted with laughter while her head shook side to side making the hero
slightly confused as he watched her.
Magnus’ arms are stretched out at his sides, his head strained upwards. His blue magic is swirling all around him, starting a whirlwind around him, gaining speed and strength, the blue energy turning to black, getting more and more ferocious, faster and furious. When he suddenly turns, his face is a bleak grimace, his eyes dark, almost black with wickedly glowing yellow splotches.
So…this is something I’ve wanted to do for a little while now. This is based on @atomi-cat‘s Boneheads AU. It’s one of my favorite AUs of all time and I always get so excited when I see she’s drawn more of them. Everyone should check it out if you love skeletons.
Ironically enough, this is a follow up to her Follow Up comic :P
I’m sorry if this isn’t perfect, or it goes against the AU in any way, but this is just a little thank you to Atomi for all the fun her art and comics bring to me. Thank you Atomi, and I hope you like this :>
Today marks my one year anniversary of writing fic in the Teen Wolf fandom! OMG! It’s already been a year! Thank you to @ericadays for the encouragement & support when I stepped into this fandom, & thank you to everyone who has followed me, read my fic, reblogged/liked, recced my fic, left comments, sent me asks, and just made me feel welcome in this fandom! Thanks for putting up with me & for reading my fic even if it’s ships you don’t like ( @cobrilee ) and for jumping on rare ships with me ( @shealwaysreads & @allirica ) and for listening to me ramble about fic ideas ( @sterekseason ) and for giving me good advice & support the first week I ventured into Sterek ( @bleep0bleep ) and, yeah. Thanks to every single one of you for giving me the inspiration & motivation to keep writing in this fandom!
I’m going to be posting a couple of fics today in celebration of the anniversary because I’m really excited that it’s been a year & I’m still actively writing! Love you all! <333
Tony Stark is the Gordon Ramsey of engineers. He’ll call out people with degrees who have a holier than thou attitude. But college students and children just trying to do their best and change the world he’ll inspire and gush about how proud he is of their efforts. GIVE ME ALL THE FIC.
what the fuck……. thats such a good description of tony………….thank you so much for blessing my life with this
Every time I see a fic that paints Glanni as an innocent victim and Ithro as a harsh villian I get more and more pissed off. Ithro did absolutely fucking nothing do warrant this, you guys just don’t like the idea of Glanni being truly bad like he is in cannon. I am not innocent! I did awful things! Stop with this shit! It makes looking for good glannithro stories almost impossible. Give me more fics with Ithro being an actually good fucking person like he is in cannon! Stop making ithro a bad guy!
okay no but timkon coffee shop aus could include (but are not limited to):
tim is a daily regular at the coffee shop and one day there’s a new barista that can’t seem to get into the flow of the store and who also cant seem to make very good coffee but tim doesn’t want to complain because said new barista is hot af
tim and kon both work at the coffee shop and most of their free time on the clock is spent with tim trying to explain the difference between all the coffee beans and making pour overs like “here try this one, taste the difference” and kon really doesn’t understand anything but the fact that tim is really cute when he gets excited about coffee
again, they both work at the shop but they work different schedules and never truly have met each other (tim’s shift always ends at 2, kon always comes in at 4) but both have heard how attractive and great the other is through coworkers and they finally met when one covers someone else’s shift and damn the others were fuckin’ right
tim is the asshole customer without meaning to be. on one occasion right before they were about to close for the night, he comes in getting drinks for the whole family (’who needs seven coffees/lattes at 11pm???’) and on another, right after open, he tries to use a $100 for his $2 coffee because it’s literally all he has in his wallet (and kon kind of holds a grudge about all of it for a while)
tim works at the shop and kon comes in every now and then, always late in the day when no other customers are really around, and tim ends up venting to him about how shitty the other customers have been all day while he makes kon’s drink and one day kon stays for a bit at a table and leaves a napkin with his number and a note about being all ear’s whenever tim needs to vent
a slow burn au where one works at the shop and the other is a customer that comes in sometimes and they really don’t talk beyond ‘how’re you doin’ today?’ but they both want to and eventually with every visit they begin talking a little more and more
neither of them work at the shop but tim’s always there with his laptop, working away on whatever the hell he’s working on, and kon goes there because it’s a nice place to just relax and they always see each other and sometimes they’ll catch the other glancing at them until one day kon sits at tim’s usual table and just starts talking
(again neither of them work there) but they both order the same drink and the barista calls it out by the drink, not a name, and it’s the dumbest cheesiest moment where they both think it’s theirs and need i go on