give it a listen :))

anonymous asked:

I know that d&p are probs gonna end up being bigger and better than ever but Dan is using such violent language like shit hitting the fan and throwing everything in the fire for real calm down Danny boy you're making me anxious

dan: shit’s gonna HIT THA FAN! we’re throwing EVERYTHING in the fire PREPARE YOURSELVES

also dan:

I’m not sure the millennial generation has the patience to watch twelve, thirteen episodes of an hour-long show—even a half-hour show.
— 

Ynon Kreiz, the president of Maker Studios (The New Yorker)

I am really incredibly sorry for the dumb shit adults say, kids.

“goodbyes are bittersweet, but it’s not the end … i’ll see your face again”

I will rearrange the stars
Pull ‘em down to where you are
I promise, I’ll do better
With every heartbeat I have left
I’ll defend your every breath
I promise I’ll do better
I will soften every edge
Hold the world to its best
I promise I’ll do better
With every heartbeat I have left
I’ll defend your every breath
(I’ll do better)

I put Cassandra in a dress
(now I run for my life)

Always In My Heart (Larry Stylinson Song) - Tia Lynn 

Hey Guys! This is the first song i’ve written in full, and it is pretty much about larry stylinson… enjoy, and let me know what you think! :)

Lyrics

Wasn’t prepared for when i met you
When ivy green saw a sea of blue
And darlin’, you can be the saint, i’ll be the sinner
I was endeared from the first ‘i love you’

You said, give me some space, well don’t you linger
I’ve grown accustomed to having you around
'Cause if you were the ship, i’d be the anchor
Keep me in place, but you never weigh me down
Yeah, you never bring me down

If I could bottle up your laugh for just one day
It would keep my company while you’re away
And if you ever feel alone in what we’ve made
I want you to know…

You are loved
You are felt
You are kissed
You are held
Maybe this will be our year
Maybe this time, my dear

Ring to connect, but you don’t answer
Only your breathing fills the other end
Don’t need a puzzle to fit the pieces together
That you are with her again

Now this has gone too far, when will it end?
Can’t keep track of what is real and what’s pretend
It’s okay if you choose her instead of me
But will answer these truthfully…

Are you loved?
Are you felt?
Are you kissed?
Are you held?
If the answer to these questions is no
You can always find your way back home
Where you’re loved
And you’re felt
Where you’re kissed
And you’re held
Never again will we grow apart
Sincerely, you’ll always be in my heart

2

Commander Masterpiece

Paps: “So Zayn, have you bought the new One Direction album yet?” Zayn: “Wot? *scoff* No, I haven— *trips* *thousands of the special edition Louis MITAM album covers fall out of his coat* Fook, these aren’t mine i swear! *sweating* i-i’m just holding them for a friend, i- *slips on a pile of albums* fu ck no, it’s not even a good alb- *more albums fall out as he falls to his knees, desperately trying to pick them up* WELL FOOK. hang on a sec, just listen—LISTEN To wot I’m sayin.”