give in return

I’m kind of emotional about Magnus Burnsides the Mannequin’s last stand? That’s cinematic that is. “Do you need to water to breathe?” The Voidfish rises up with him with a sung denial, so with one mighty swing of his axe - not enchanted Railsplitter but his old axe, maybe as old as his memories of the planet with the purple sky and two suns, haft and blade each replaced a dozen times but still at heart the same axe he learned to swing as a boy - Magnus the mannequin DESTROYS the tank. The wave of water blasts out, wrecks the Hunger’s more robotic minions in a cloud of water and sparks, and knocks back the rest. They converge again, of course, ignoring for the moment the Voidfish in favor of their old foe, in a weaker, more wooden form than usual - but do you think they know that axe? Do you think something, that was smiling in that bright-streaked cloud of darkness with a thousand raging, starving eyes, remembers that swing, that deadly slice, that roar of battle fury as the protector stands once more over the body of a friend and innocent, a creator, and strikes until he can strike no more at those who would destroy.

And in another moment, he’ll rise again, in a better, more familiar body with a less familiar but almost infinitely more badass weapon. Oh, how it must drive the Hunger mad how these seven twittering nuisances never stay down.


chuck + the importance of blair/his love for blair.

“I’ll always love you.”

  • MC: I don't know what to give my parents for Christmas...
  • 707: Give them me as a son-in-law. ;)

“Humankind cannot gain anything without first giving something in return. To obtain, something of equal value must be lost. That is alchemy’s first law of Equivalent Exchange. In those days, we really believed that to be the world’s one, and only truth.”

Witch problems #07

Me: Ok universe got anything you want to give me? Anything super important I really need to have?

Universe: Yeah here’s a rock

Me: Yeah…. umm… thanks? Do I… do I use this?


Aesthetic: Norma Bates visibly surprised because of Alex Romero + (✿◠‿◠)


I have something I must ask you. Because I really like you, we build a farm together, have a baby, and want to live as ordinary citizens, would you want to live with me?

As the Attack on Titan fandom rises from its ashes, the desperate cries of the Tokyo Ghoul fandom can be heard in the distance. The law of equivalent exchange must be respected.

anonymous asked:

You know there's probably tons of people that would give you PlayStation games in return for a well taken photograph of da booty.

Well then it appears I’m not in the right line of business hahah

i really want a plot where this totally sweet girl is dating this total ass and he prob cheats on her all the time and is so shitty to her but she stays because she’s sweet and caring and he’s all she’s ever known and they used to be so in love but anyways he’s totally one of those guys who brings around his douche friends and they sit on the couch and talk about chicks and drugs and partying and she is supposed 2 be the regular house wife gf who brings them food and sits next to him when they watch movies so he can flaunt her and just be /: a dick /: ANYWAYS his fellow douche friend starts to slowly be like god this guy is so awful to her and he starts following her out of the room instead of staying to high five his friend for cheating on her w some club girl and idk he just generally starts hanging out with her more while her bf and his other friends hang out in the basement or some shit and they’ll like sit on the porch while he smokes and they just talk or he’ll help her make food or ANYTHING and it can go so many cute ways tbh like ? he could be listening to the friend brag about sleeping around one day or see him being shitty to her like yelling at her for nothing ro smth and just be like DAMN I’VE HAD ENOUGH and finally break and yell at his friend and fight for her and accidently admit that he thinks she’s totally amazing and he’d cherish her sm or he could kiss her one night while they’re talking and they could start sneaking around behind the friends back or anything so ! total bonus point if you let me play poppy drayton against a matthew daddario for this.

Ok guys, I just realized that there is something in 2x07 that maybe you don’t know. What Alec gives Magnus when they return from Tokyo is an omamori, a sacred talisman of the Japanese culture that is usually used in temples as a sort of “protective barrier.” But the omamori has a special meaning when it’s given to a person; it has to be for someone who you care for seriously, because a part of the talisman works with the energy that you send in it. Omamori means “to protect”, and when Alec gave it to Magnus was for that purpose. Therefore it is a very special gift, you do not give a sacred omamori to just anyone. Just wanted to clarify that because you need to die as hard as I did :3