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Creepypasta #1123: Pac Man Fever

Length: Medium

This happened in 1995, but I still remember it clearly. I was 24 years old, hard at work on a novel about love and loss and redemption, and working third shift at a convenience store just off the college campus to make ends meet. My manager, Todd, was a dick; my girlfriend, Sage, was probably cheating on me; and the stray cat I’d taken in, Kurtd, liked to crawl into my closet and piss on my Doc Martens.

The night I’m talking about here was in October, and it was chilly and clear and I remember the moon was big. If we’d had text messaging back then I’d have texted Sage something poetic about a big orange moon (something about ‘kurious oranj’ because you couldn’t go wrong making a Mark E Smith reference) but back then we just kept that shit to ourselves and everybody was just as happy. I’d covered up my uniform shirt with my old reliable blue and orange flannel shirt, the way I did every night, and Todd the Dickhead would have thrown a shit fit if he’d seen it.

When this all went down I was actually feeling pretty good about myself, because I’d just made a little coin on a shady deal. It was a Friday night and a party at the Sig Chi house had run out of booze. So around 2 in the morning, a couple of Sig Chi bros came in and tried to buy a 30 pack.

We were absolutely not supposed to sell beer after 1 AM, I said. It would be a real risk for me to take, I emphasized. I cleared my throat. Looked around and pointedly saw nobody in the store. “A real risk, dudes, a real risk,” I added. 

Two of the three guys turned around to leave. The third guy, a handsome fellow wearing beer stained Abercrombie khakis and a violent green polo with a little alligator emblem on it, said in a low, raspy whisper, “And what would a risk like that be worth to you?”

So ten minutes later I was at the back entrance, out of camera range, handing them a 30 pack of Natty Lite and counting my money. I walked back into the store and saw a dude standing there playing our Pac-Man game.

Now what you may or may not know is that 80′s nostalgia among college kids goes back to, well, the 80′s. By the mid 90′s, 80′s nostalgia was in full fabulous swing and every bar on or near campus had an 80′s night or two every month, and every frat house and off-campus frat apartment had several 80′s parties every semester. The owner of the convenience store where I worked, a big Falstaffian goofball named Peter, partly as a nod to the college kids and partly because he was a lovable dork himself, bought and refurbished an old Pac-Man arcade game and set it up in the corner near the entrance.

Now the kid who’d come in to play it while I was hornswoggling the frat boys out back looked like he’d just come from the ultimate nostalgia splooge-fest. Dude could have just stumbled in from the big Shermer High School Winter Wonderland Carnival. He was wearing a clean, crisp jean jacket with the word Disappearer airbrushed in neon pink and green letters on the back. He had big spiky blond Club Kid hair. This guy was skinny–we’re talking “Lives on vodka tonics and Bolivian Marching Powder” skinny–and had the sleeves of his jean jacket pushed up to reveal jelly bracelets up and down his right arm. White Guess jeans were stretched tight across a round, muscular ass that I’m sure Sage would have gone wild for, and the jeans were rolled up to show he wore his white Gucci loafers sockless.

This boy, The Disappearer, was really into his Pac Man too. He was bobbing his head and swaying his hips and gobbling up ghosts. It was pretty fun to watch at first. Almost on cue, the local radio station started playing Duran Duran’s “Girls on Film” and I jokingly said, “Hey dude, did you call in a request?”

No response. Not a talker. Fine with me! I sat my ass down on some egg crates I kept behind the counter (Todd kvetched about it but fuck him) and started scribbling in my notebook. This time of night I didn’t do much cleaning and there weren’t many customers, so if he wanted to stand there and feed quarters into an old arcade game that was fine by me.

Except I was actually kind of cranky he hadn’t answered me. Who did this shit think he was? Just because I work in a convenience store he thinks he can just blow me off? A Depeche Mode song came on the radio, Strangelove, and in addition to giving the game some body English I noticed he was kind of shaking his ass to the song. I decided to try being friendly again. 

“Must be 80′s night somewhere around here, huh?”

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If only you knew

If only you knew what it means to love you.
What it means to be the first person in line every time to sign up for an inevitable insanity.
What it means to close my eyes and smile in every “I’m cold” even after I offered to grab a blanket and was quickly denied at the time.
What it means to laugh and shake my head behind the “I’m not hungry” you give me before you gobble down the large fry I order you anyway.
Or what it means to watch your eyes light up talking about the sunset as taco sauce is dribbling down your chin.
Or what I feel when you roll over in the morning to smile at me and your hair is furiously flapped over the pillow.
Or how you’re not afraid to kiss me even when the scent of morning is seeping through the gaps in your teeth, and how you still want to knowing mine is probably worse.
If only you knew what it means to be interrupted mid story by you breaking out into your favorite part of the song, and what it means for me to notice but keep doing it anyway because even the way you don’t listen makes all my worries go away.
What it means to hear you sing and flashback to the very first time I heard your voice.
What it means to look at you and not remember what utter sadness feels like.
Or how I look at you now and learn what seeing a world in a person is like.
What it feels like to sprint a lap at practice and be bent over with my hands on my knees after or how I could run the same distance from the end of the street back to your house because you forgot your glasses and the sky is just too perfect not to see it clearly, and I’m not even remotely out of breath.
Or how you admire my photography thinking it’s all so pretty but I find myself staring at the pictures I’ve taken of you most.
Or what it means to throw on Nike socks and have just-outta-the-shower-hair and hear you still call me beautiful.
Or what it feels like to eat CapnCrunch with you at 4 in the morning and hold you as you cry about how much you love me back.
If only you knew what it means to forgive you.
What it feels like to know the only cure for anything and everything is falling into your arms.
Or what it feels like to finally believe someone else’s promises to me.
Or how I know you’re obsessed with my hands on your skin because being yourself had never felt so close until I held you in them.
Or what it means to know you probably got a little self conscious reading about the messy taco sauce comment earlier, but how it feels to know nothing’s going to change.
Or how bad I hope you don’t.
If only you knew what it means to be in love with someone where perfection only exists where it doesn’t.
If only you knew.

I knew it was too good to be true...

I did NOT PR on Thanksgiving at our Give and Gobble event!!

Got an email from the race coordinator stating that either juveniles or malicious adults had gone on out the course route and moved signs so that when the volunteers got there they did not know that the course was moved…. I circled the section on the 5k course that we were shorted!! Instead of going up the Cofelt Ln part of the course and then doing the little neighborhood look we were just directed to turn onto Sunset and run on streets that are not even on the course map below!!

so we were all SHORTED ABOUT .5 of a mile!!

Damn!!! I knew it was too good to be true!!