11 Reasons Why Gus From The Fault In Our Stars Would Be The Worst Boyfriend Ever

3.  Gus Doesn’t Understand The Word “No”: Say someone is offering you, I don’t know, a piece of cake after you’ve already had three pieces. You like cake, but you’re pretty full, so you say no. Most people would say, “Yeah, I get that.” But say someone is all, “No, nothing. You love cake. You have to eat this cake. If you don’t, you’re missing out on the best experience of your life. Also, this cake is a metaphor.” That person is Gus. There are so, so many instances of when Hazel says “No thanks,” to something, but Gus is like, “No means nothing to me, buddy.” Like when he asks her out, she says no, and he actually says, “Your trying to keep your distance from me in no way lessens my affection for you.” BYE.