»me and my girlfriend have three cats
»want to get a bigger place before we could consider getting a fourth
»last night doorbell rings
»answer door
»two people standing there, each holding a kitten
»ones a tabby, the other a white/orange cat
»say that they just had a litter and are giving them away
»turn to my girlfriend
»I can’t do it, she can’t do it
»had to refuse

Me and my girlfriend are sleeping.

(I talk sometimes in my sleep)

Me: “How much? Okay, I’ll take it.”

Girlfriend: “Are you awake?”

I roll over to face her, my eyes are open and I’m looking at her.

Me: “Just because my eyes open, doesn’t mean they see.”

I roll back and over and apparently sleep soundly the rest of the night. I don’t remember the incident at all.