Cons of being on your period:

-Hungry for sweets like a starving child in Africa.

-Feels like someone is ripping your vagina in half.

-You want to be fucked until you’re a cripple.

-Your pants are tighter because your ovaries decide to expand to the size of Russia..

-Just by dropping a pen, you cry a river of despair.

-You hate everything that is alive and breathing and want the world to fall to its knees.

-You have to wear a sticky piece of cotton on your underwear that is soaked in blood for a few hours until you have to change it again which looks like a murder scene when you do.


-You stick a piece of cotton up your pleasure hole and take it out in a few hours because if you don’t you will die.

Pros of being on your period:

- ice cream