So I’m in the toilets where I work washing my hands minding my own business, when all of a sudden I see a girl looking me up and down and scowling. Note I’m wearing a supercorp tee and my hair is scraped all the way back into a bun. So i’m like
“Is there a problem?”
And she just says “are you a fucking supercorp?”
And I’m like
“Geez, what gave it away?” Because I have zero chill when it comes to smart arse cishets and she starts going off her nut at me, screaming, literally screaming all the usual
Supercorp is unrealistic, they’re only friends blah blah blah. Now she’s so loud her mum comes running in from outside to see what’s going on.
I just turned around and said
“I don’t know who you think you are but how dare you talk to me or anyone like that.”
Her mum just hit the roof at her, telling her off in front of about ten other workers for her yelling, swearing, having the nerve to yell at a lesbian she doesn’t know like that…
And then her Mum finished with the classic line…
“What did you think was going to happen with Kara and Lena?! Of course that’s what’s going on!”
So she not only embarrassed herself, she got in major trouble and found out her Mum ships Supercorp…
It was a great start to the day.