girls like me like queues like you


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Okay, so, I was newly in a relationship with a girl, and we were in class together, you know, being cute and gay and working on our group project. I was sitting with my legs crossed, and the bell rang to let us out of class, ya know. I stood up, took two steps, and face planted right in front of my girl friend of like three weeks. My leg had fallen asleep, but I wanted to walk out with her, and I like made a bad pun about it as she sat there with me, waiting for the nurse to come with a wheel chair. I told her, “It looks like I fell for you hahahaha” and she told me to shut up bc my whole ankle was bruised, and there were tears leaking out of my eyes.

i finished my first full week at my first job EVER (3 of those days were full time)

i just took a shower and now i’m going to go eat, have some of the mochi ice cream i bought to treat myself AND BINGE WATCH HXH UNTIL 3AM IDC 

Sometimes I’m like ‘am I really bi?’ because I don’t ever think I’ve actually ever had a crush on anyone and while I like the idea of being in a relationship when I’m older, but I can’t actually imagine being in a relationship when I’m older and in fact it makes me uncomfortable to try and imagine myself in one now.. but then I’m like boys are cute, girls are cute, people are cute and I’m happy calling myself bi so whatever

bottomskylo replied to your post: i need jessa and adam doing brownies now…

Here, have some fluff. This is supposed to be in the (hopefully near) future, Jessa is studying and they are living together and, more important, they are fucking happy.

“You suck at this!”

Jessa signaled him with the spoon covered in brown mixture, Adam stepped back a little, feeling the rage of her offended soul about her culinary experience. None of them said anything else then, she looked at her creation again and waited for him to say something else but, instead, Adam got his arms around her waist, hands on her belly and eyes fixed on the dark chocolate she was melting.

“So… what got into you? Wanting to cook and bake?”

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anonymous asked:

Braaaah the motherfucking pain I'm feeling rn. Okey, I've been in this fandom since you started updating FTDWR that was like when I was like 15/16 and all that teenage girl angst willy nilly. You are the reason why I chose to go into english/creative writing for college because of your way of words. Your storybuilding amazes the fuck outta me. I've been following your writing to this day because like wtf bro, these characters are their own persons with their own dynamic issues which I (1•4)

absolutely adore BUT HERE’S THE PROBLEM PIA IM REREADING FTDWR! I chose this as a reward for finishing another college semester alive but now it’s like a punishment ;-; fucking pitch with his “im not going anywhere” like BITCH YES YOU ARE (T-T) omfg and then the fucking smut! THE FUCKING SMUT SO GOOD HOW DID MY YOUNG SELF SURVIVE THAT?! Now, after finishing each chapter, I don’t get the novelty of being left in the dark, wondering what’s gunna happen next! I KNOW EXACTLY WHATS GUNNA HAPPEN //

I KNOW THAT PITCH IS GUNNA GET FUCKED BY THE NIGHTMARE FUCKS IN THE GYM, JACK IS SO FUCKING SAD AND WEAK AND SAD, BUT JACK IS GUNNA SEE MORA AGAIN, GOOD BYE SWORD HELLO GIANT AX THING, HELLO TO YOU TOO ANGRY PITCH WELCOME BACK, AND GOOD MORNING TO YOU BIG ARMCHAIR ;)))))  The struggle is nonexistent rn because I transcended waaaay past it like on chapter 10 or so >_> // So that’s my dilemma and oh boy is it gunna double once I get into game theory and shit like oh man oh boy, I thought I was stressing out now? I gotta prep some tissues and hot chocolate for myself in a few days. I guess what I’m trying to say is that I fucking love you and thank you for giving me the chance to read your stuff and to pursue something that I enjoyed but too afraid to pursue, this has officially been the longest anon message I’ve sent you #NoRegrets  (4•4) <33333


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my life is a fanfiction

okay so i was at lunch with a few friends and the girl i liked was there. now, i know she had a thing for me too, so i sat next to her n things we good until the teacher started asking abut our relationship statuses. the two people before me talked about their significant others, and when the teacher got to me i said that yes, i had a crush on someone and they liked me back.

this must have been good enough for her, bc she nodded and moved on to The Girl, who ofc says she has someone in mind too. we’re all shitting ourselves laughing, and the teacher is like ??? so i guess she assumed it meant that the person that The Girl liked (me) didn’t like her back. (false)

so she asked if The Girl and her love interest were close, to which i then piped up and said, “Yeah, you could say that.” the teacher asked what i meant, and it’s now that The Girl responds, “Yeah, we’re close. About three feet apart, actually.” 

queue the awkward silence. i was yelling inside, bc y’know, there was the possibility that my art teacher could turn out to be a homophobic ass.

instead, she purses her lip, before quietly asking why we’re not together if we both like each other, and that we shouldn’t let an opportunity like that pass us by. i almost cried 

immydxI LOVE being part of the Evan community, and I really love how nice all the readers are, but I also know everyone wants to read variety, and sometimes it’s a little tricky to find more than one blog at a time.

I try to reblog great fic when I can find it (you can find it under my fan fic tag) but after a discussion here a few weeks ago, I thought it might be nice to have a list of everyone I find who writes Evan or Evan character related stories.

If you’d like to be on this list, please feel free to let me know!

Consequently, if you’d like to be taken off this list, you can let me know, as well.

And if you’d like me to reblog something you’ve written, please chat it to me and I’ll try to get it in the queue.

(Last updated: 12/7/2016 Right now the list is pretty short but I’ll update as often as possible!)

@ahsimagines- I’ve already fan-girled about this account, but it is one of my favorites.  It is a full AHS blog, so it has more than just Evan, but that is most definitely not a bad thing!

@quiskcilver - I feel like I’ve been pretty obvious about my feelings on Quicksilver, and here’s a place to get your fix if you’re as thirsty as me.  An X-men but multi-fandom blog.  Lots of fun!

@t-adash-i who wrote the lovely Kisses aren’t free, are they? (Quicksilver)

@writingsofawaywardnerd  wrote this wonderful Quicksilver drabble

@gingerpeters who wrote Little Things (Kit Walker)

@bluespoonwagner does some great X-Men images and includes Quicksilver (yay!)

@iwillimpalayou check out Countdown- Quicksilver

@ahsbadwitchimagines I love Belly Buddies (Kyle Spencer) but just discovered that they have a whole collection of one-shots.  Oooh!  Yay!

@wholockedcumberwumber has a whole slew of stream of consciousness multifandom and universe stuff with a lot of Evan’s characters as prominent players!  You can find a lot of it here.

@a-h-s-imagines- Just got a rec for this one, so I can’t tell you what I think is great (yet) but definitely worth a look!

@ao3-ichigokage - thanks for letting me know that your x-men and AHS blog exists!

@ahs-thetic- I just reblogged Control (Quicksilver) but it’s important to note that this is an all Evan blog that takes requests!

@quicksilverbells - does some great X-men stuff (Including Quicksilver!) and a bonus- it’s smutty! I just read “You’re Seriously Like a Man Child” (I’m jealous- I want to write smut damn it!) and her master list is right here!  (They also made a GREAT rec list that you should check out here!)

@queenaries15  is working on role plays, imagines and takes requests- she also has an RP blog for Kyle Spencer- @kylemotherfuckingspencer !

If you like ships (and if you’re here, I’m betting you do!) you should check out @ahmrmarch for sure!

@jimmydxrlingx has a jackpot of a masterlist that is multifandom and ~amazing!~

@assbutt-sandwiches has some sweet Peter Maximoff stuff! Check out their master list here!

Again, I know that this list is far from adequate, but a starting point is better than nothing, right?

To reiterate- please give me your suggestions for blogs or stories that should be shared here and let me know if you have any ideas on how to get the word out to more writers!

He Was

Author: Zoe

Word Count: 803

Trigger Warning: Death, period typical racisim (which no one important condones don’t worry pals)

He said each word like a note. Sentences were songs. Paragraphs were symphonies.

You were entranced by them.

You were entranced with the words. Not the man who spoke them.


Not after what he did.

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sacklerjessa  asked:

Adam/Jessa + 8

The way you say ‘I loe you’ + #8: As an apology.

Warning: spoilers from season 5 finale, kind of ‘fix things’ fic.

She is standing in the now empty room and he fucked up, he fucked up big time. Adam knows this perfectly as she puts her hair behind her ear and walks to the bathroom without another word. So he cleans. He cleans because he destroyed almost all his own shit, she got crazy too and they are just… this is insane, it is. He can see what she meant with how explosive they would be together because they are, they truly are and he laughed while saying so just months ago, ‘we will destroy each other’. Here they stand, kind of together but not feeling quit so and he doesn’t know what to do. This is the kind of stuff he would talk to her, when he fucked up with some chick and she always knew the answer, always knew how to calm him down and think for himself, what is the right thing to do? What is it?

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BOOKS READ IN 2016: Tell Me Again How A Crush Should Feel by Sara Farizan

“Are you a penguin fan?” Lisa asks as I stand next to her.
“Of course,” I admit like a nerd. “They don’t restrict themselves to gender roles, you know.”
“How’s that?”
“Well, the female emperor penguin lays the egg, but the male has to sit on it, waiting for it to hatch while the female goes off to forage for food. Very progressive.”
“Huh. I just like them because they run like you do,” she says with a straight face.

izuru-ru replied to your post: Kisses Renji on the cheek. It’s the end of the…

“I see, that’s very thoughtful.” He laughs, doubting the girls see it that way. “Glad I could help them.” He knows Renji didn’t mean it to sound as if…as if he’s only with him as an act of altruism.

“Nah, they’re just not my type.” Well.. There were eleven of them, but… It wasn’t a lie. None of them were his type. That wasn’t to say that Renji didn’t like girls. He’d never been with one despite that, but he definitely did like girls. “Heh, I don’t think they’ll ever queue up to thank you.” He snorts. “But listen ta me talkin’ like I’m so special.” He lightly pushes Izuru’s shoulder. “It’s you they’re all missin’ out on.” Cause they’re judgemental insecure little shits that like to pick on others so they feel better about themselves.


-Sarah Fimm_Afraid

Afraid of love all Under the sun…

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