girls in all guy bands are the best

The Stereotypical Musician
  • Band Version, as determined in a half hour discussion in the band room
  • Piccolo: Quirky, lighthearted, wants to be left alone about their instrument
  • Flute: Takes things way too seriously
  • Clarinet: Shy, goofy when you get to know them, watches anime
  • Oboe: Tired
  • Alto Saxophone: Chill, usually an attractive guy
  • Tenor Saxophone: Awkward girl
  • Bari Sax: Doesn't look like they should be playing bari sax
  • Bassoon: Tall and serious girl or a short carefree guy
  • Bass Clarinet: Short and irritable
  • Trumpet: Immature, but fun
  • French Horn: Very few morals, if any
  • Trombone: Very flamboyant in all that they do
  • Tuba/Baritone: fat white guy with pimples
  • Percussionist: either is very serious about their instruments, but doesn't have the best rhythm or not very serious about their instruments but knows what they're doing.
Summary of the first #MarcoLIVE

Heyheyhey my fantastical laser puppies. It’s Eric the host of Talking Rainbows, Talking Puppies podcast and I sat through the whole stream of Marco live and here’s basically what went down.


  • Marco spent a good part of the livestream recapping the season one finale and Bon-Bon the Birthday Clown.
  • One of the laser puppies is named Barco.
  • According to Marco, him and Jackie aren’t officially boyfriend/girlfriend yet. They just went on one date, but she wants to go out with him again.
  • Marco wore a helmet in the gym shower because he has slipped in the shower once before.
  • Marco has been doing karate ever since he could remember but he’s not sure when exactly. He guesses 7 or 8.
  • Marco said he went to the Blood Moon Ball because he was feeling lonely and has felt kinda funny ever since.
  • Marco’s super awesome nachos have a bunch of spices but only a pinch of chili powder.
  • Marco’s parents are high school sweethearts. They met in high school and have been together ever since.
  • Marco’s dad lets the Echo Creek Marching band practice bi-weekly at his house, but he doesn’t think it helps.
  • Marco still considers Tom his friendenemy
  • Marco said that Star is his best friend and the best girl a guy could ask for (his words).
  • If he hadn’t met Star, his “safe kid” reputation would have caught up with him. Star has helped him break out his shell.
  • Starfan13 was there the entire time, apparently. She was hiding behind the counter.


That’s all! None of my questions were answered and there were a lot of people. Marco is very popular. I’ll sum up next week’s!

Invisible, Chapter Twelve

Summary: Cursed as a child, you have lived your entire life invisible and alone. When deaths start happening in your town, the Winchesters come rolling in to investigate. What will happen when Dean is the first one who has been able to see you since you were a kid? Will Sam believe that you’re real? Will Dean believe you when you tell him you haven’t killed anyone? And why, after all of this time, is Dean Winchester the only one who can see you?

Invisible Masterlist - Previous Chapter

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My experience at the HVFF

This is going to be a very long post about my experience at the HVFF (sorry for my terrible English).

So, when we arrived, on our left, we saw Milo Ventimiglia and we almost fainted in front of him because we didn’t expect to see him so close to the entrance lol Infact we were shocked when we saw John Barrowman few seconds later on our right too haha

Then my friends and I went immediately to Robin’s stand and when we saw him we all freaked out -damn, he’s so good looking and he seems like 28, not 39 :O- So we stood right next to him (not in the queue) and when he saw us he waved and smiled at us (his smile is so bright and cute, I almost melted).

Then I met Em, Julia (@robinllordtaylor) and Jen (@christopherpaulcolfers) and they’re absolutely adorable ;-; I’m so happy that I’ve finally met them -I love you so much girls!

Then we all went to Robin’s photo-op and when I saw him I asked him if we could hug and he said ‘Of course, sweetie!’ and he smiled again. So I picked up my bags and I showed my hand to my friend -because I was literally shaking- and Dickie (Robin’s husband) saw me and he laughed -lol I was sooo embarrassed!

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Don’t go- Josh Dun

Y/N P.O.V

He hadn’t answered his phone in over 5 hours. This wasn’t like him. He always answered your calls and texts almost immediately.

Did he meet someone else? He probably didn’t care about you anymore, he won’t even be here for our 3rd anniversary. He could get anyone in the world, so why did he settle for you? You we’re a piece of crap. You we’re far from perfect, you had an ugly smile, and your laugh was so annoying.

Those thoughts had been haunting you for the past 3 months but when Josh didn’t answer your calls for the last 5 hours, that was enough for you to believe all of them. You just wanted to push all the voices out. There was only one way though.

You walked to the bathroom sobbing, knowing that both you and Josh would be free again. You from your misery and Josh from you. That’s what he wanted wasn’t it?

You opened the medicine cabinet and grabbed a bottle of sleeping pills. You heard a knock on the door as you took a big swig of water swallowing the pills then your phone rang out from the counter. It was Josh.

That’s when you fell to the ground and everything went black. You wanted to go back but it was too late.

Josh P.O.V.

I met her just over 3 years ago. Her smile pulled me in. The way she laughed made my heart skip a beat. She was freaking beautiful and she was so talented. From the first time I met her I felt a special connection to her.

Fast forward 3 years and we’ve been dating for 2 years, 11 months, and 29 days. Yes I kept a count because she meant so much to me. She always knows exactly the right things to say and do. I couldn’t help but think she ended up in my life for a reason. She was perfect.

Tyler and I just got off the plane from finishing our tour. Y/N doesn’t know we’re back yet. She thinks I’ll be home late tomorrow night, but I wanted to surprise her for our anniversary tomorrow.

I had a lot planned for us and I couldn’t wait to see her reaction when I proposed to her.

Once Jenna and Tyler dropped me off at Y/N and I’s apartment I started towards the door.  Was so excited to see her again. It has been 2 months since I got to see her in person.

I knocked on the door and waited for it to open. There was no answer. I decided to call her and I got a little nervous when she didn’t answer. I went to the neighbors to get the key they had of our. I could help but fear the worse. Y/N has battled with depression and when I went away she wasn’t in the best state of mind.

When the door finally opened I called out her name. That’s when I came across the bathroom to find the love of my life on the ground with an empty bottle of pills next to her.

I called 911 while trying to find a pulse. I was a little hopeful when I felt it but it was weak.

“Stay with me baby. I love you Y/N, don’t go. We were gonna get married. Baby I need you.” I just kept talking in hopes she could hear me.

The ambulance showed up about 7 minutes later. I had to call Tyler to meet me at the hospital because I couldn’t do this alone.

“Hey Tyler. Meet me at the hospital right now. I just found Y/N on the ground,she took some pills and I’m scared.” I could barely breath, my chest felt heavy with worry.

“We’re on our way now Josh stay strong, she’ll be okay.” Tyler’s voice was filled with fear and concern but he was trying to hide it.

She was taken away right away once arriving at the hospital. I felt a hand on my shoulder. It was Tyler. My tears just feel and I collapsed to the ground.

“I knew I should have told her I was coming home. I knew I should have never left her in the beginning.”

“Hey Josh She’ll be fine. She’s a fighter, she loves you and if she did hear you before then she’s gonna get herself better.” Tyler and Jenna stayed with me until the doctor came out.

“You must be Josh Dun, correct?”

“Yes. How’s Y/N? Can I see her.”

The doctor let out a sigh the started to talk. “She’s doing great. She overdosed on sleeping pills. Once we got her back there her heart stopped but we have her stabilized now. We have hopes that she will be awake tomorrow. Thank god you found her when you did. She wouldn’t have made it if you had waited all of 3 more minutes. You can go see her now.” With that the doctor lead all of us to where Y/N was.

She must have not eaten in a few weeks. She was at least 25 pounds lighter and her arms were covered in scars.

“Oh my god. Josh how long has she been this bad?” Tyler asked kneeling next to me as I held her hand and kissed her knuckles.

“I-I don’t really know. I got so wrapped up in the album and tour I guess I didn’t even notice. Fuck this is all my fault. I love her so much and I didn’t even realize that she was hurting herself. I don’t deserve her.”

“Don’t blame yourself for this Josh. Just be there for her.”

Tyler and Jenna left about 3 hours later after they knew I was okay. They offered to bring me home but I wasn’t leaving Y/N’s side.

I pulled a chair up next to her bedside and just held her hand. I drummed a little beat with my thumbs on her hand and I must and fallen asleep. I was awoken by yelling and a loud beeping noise. The nurses removed me from the room quickly as I tried to fight my way back to Y/N.

“Sir we need to make sure she’s fully stabilized before you can go back in.” The nurse explained to me as I asked to go back in after sitting in the waiting room for 20  minutes.

It was about an hour later when I could go back in. She looked like she did before except this time her eyes were open. She was just staring down at her wrist crying.

I placed a hand on her leg. She jumped “Are you a nurse?”

I looked at her with a quizzical face. Before I could reply the doctor came in and asked to speak to me.

He explained how she had some sort of seizure when she woke up. He then explained how she will have some memory loss for the next few hours but she should be okay by tonight. He had full faith in her which made me feel good.

“Hey Y/N, do you remember me?” I entered the room again.

“Umm… Yeah don’t you play in a band or something? Like the drums?” I thought it would be best to go along with whatever she said for now.

“Yeah. Are you a fan?”

She smiled and it made my heart skip a beat like always.

“I think so. Can I hear a song?”

“Of course.” I said pulling out my phone playing her favorite song.

As We Don’t Believe What’s On TV played I couldn’t help but stare at her. She was so beautiful, how could she ever how doubts about herself?

When the song ended she asked to hear more. We listen to the whole Blurryface album and I gently drummed my fingers on the bedside again. She watched me the whole time.

“You must be really talented. Do you have a girlfriend?”

“I do actually.” I smiled and then it faded when I realized what she had asked me.

“Wow she must be very lucky to have you.”

“No I’m lucky one.”

“Josh, will you tell me about her?”

“Well for starters she’s beautiful, talented, and her smile. Her smile makes me the happiest man alive. I could go on for hours about everything I love about her. She’s perfect for me.”

She smiled down at me.

“I feel like I know who you are. Are we friends?”

“I would say more than friends. What do you remember about me?”

Y/N P.O.V.

“I would say more than friends. What do you remember about me?”

I sat and thought for a moment. My thoughts and memories were all cloudy and I wasn’t sure what was real or not.

“Well I remember that there is Tyler he’s the one who sings those songs.A blonde girl. Gianna, possibly. I think we’re all friends right?”

“Close, her name is Jenna. Tyler and I play in the band twenty one pilots and Jenna is one of your best friends.” Josh said reassuring me.

With that a man and a woman walked in. they looked to Josh as if they didn’t know what to say.

“Hey guys. Y/N woke up a while ago and she’s getting some memories back.” Josh told them what I remembered. After talking a bit about our friendship Jenna asked if Josh wanted to take a walk with her. I wondered why he said yes, I thought we were getting along so well. I wanted to know more about his girlfriend,he sounded so madly in love with her. Something I only dreamed a guy would do about me.

Once they left the room Tyler sat in the chair next to the bed that Josh just left.

“Hey Y/N. How do you feel?”

“Good I guess. Tyler can I ask you a question?”

“Sure, what’s up?”

“Is Josh happy with Jenna? I mean he deserves the best and I think she would be great for him I guess.”

He chuckled and looked at the ground. “Well I hope they don’t get to close. After all she’s my wife.”

“Oh whoops, I thought they were dating. Sorry. So who is he dating?” You felt sort of embarrassed but you felt comfortable around Tyler like you did with Josh.

“Well she’s this funny girl who I introduced him to over 3 years ago. Today is their 3 year anniversary actually and he was gonna surprise her, but something came up. She’s my wife’s best friend and she was her maid of honor in our wedding. We all missed her being on tour with us, but she had work so she could join us the past 3 months.” You sat and listened to Tyler go on about this girl for a while.

Josh P.O.V.

“Thanks for getting me out of there Jenna.”

“No problem. I saw the tears in your eyes and knew you probably needed a minute to breathe.”

“Yeah. It’s just so hard not being able to wish her a happy anniversary or kiss her. I mean she doesn’t even know we’re dating. I had all these plans to propose today and I just feel so bad for her.” I wanted to cry but just held the emotions in. I wanted to stay as strong as possible.

“The doctor said we could show her picture and videos and things like that to jog her memory but I don’t want to mess with anything, you know?”

“I get it, but i think she’s getting a lot of the memories back she just needs a little more push to get the rest.” Jenna said pulling out her phone. She showed em a few pictures she had taken of Y/N and I when we were on tour together.

“Show these to her and maybe it will help her.” She said handing me the phone as we walked back into Y/N’s room.

Y/N P.O.V.

Josh and Jenna walked in and Josh sat next to me again. He handed me the phone and scrolled through a few pictures of him and me. It was when he got to the 5th or 6th picture that it clicked. I was his girlfriend. Tears filled my eyes and Josh looked up at me.

“What’s wrong?” Josh said wiping away a stray tear that must have fallen from my eye.

“Happy anniversary babe.”

The room went silent. Everyone’s jaws fell open. Then Josh stood up and put his lips to my forehead.

“I love you Y/N. Happy anniversary baby.”

Josh handed Jenna her phone back. Then they left leaving only Josh and I in the room. I moved over on the bed so Josh could sit next to me.

Not that he felt like a stranger but I still didn’t have full memory back so I still didn’t feel like I’ve known him for 3 years.

Josh’s P.O.V.

It had been a few hours since she remembered who I was. I know there were pieces still missing from her memory but the next morning she would have it all back says the doctor.

It was early in the morning when I woke up and saw her sleeping so peacefully. I didn’t want to leave but I hadn’t taken a shower in over 3 days now.

Once I returned 3 hours later she was awake.

She greeted me with the biggest smile.

“Hey Josh.”

I was so happy to hear her voice again with a happy tone.

“Hey babe. How did you sleep?” I asked as I sat down on the bed with her again.

“Great.” There was a moment of silence as the cuddles close into my side. “Josh I’m so sorry. I-”  I cut her off before she could say anything more.

“Y/N there’s nothing to be apologizing about. Just please promise me you’ll come to me about this if there’s a next time.”

She nodded her head and I kissed her on the top of her head.

“You missed.” She said as she came up to met her lips with mine. We were interrupted by Tyler walking in.

“Woah didn’t know I was getting a show with visiting my best friend.” Y/N pulled away and chucked. I just stared down at her. I can’t believe I almost lost the love of my life to her stupid demons.

6 weeks later

Y/N and I just left having a nice dinner at her favorite restaurant. We were walking along the river path when I stopped and dropped to my knee. Y/N didn’t notice for a few seconds and when she turned around to see me pulling out the small velvet box she started to cry. This was it. The moment I’ve been anticipating since our first few dates.

I planned a whole speech but I couldn’t get the words to form so I simply just said “Y/N make me the happiest man to ever live and marry me.”

She stepped closer to me and shook her head yes. I slipped the ring in her finger and then pulled her into a hug.

She was finally mine. I was never letting her go again and something told me she was thinking the same about herself and I.

“I love you Y/N.”

“I love you too Josh.”  

11 y/o me: asks this girl i find pretty n interesting and funny to hang out, we do and the whole time i’m smiling and laughing with her and i would stay there forever if i could, gets jealous when i ask her to hang again and she says she has plans with someone else, gets jealous when she goes to prom with a guy i “like” (but actually want nothing to do with), proceeds to blame it on that but keeps thinking about her

11 y/o me: gets extremely excited when another pretty girl asks me to hang out, tells myself it’s just because she’s popular haha nothing else at all whatsoever nope nah

11 y/o me: has a friend in marching band who’s really pretty, way more excited with her than i am with friends, really disappointed whenever she can’t come to practice, sits really close to her whenever i can

11 y/o me: with friends, they start making jokes about how my (then) best friend could be a lesbian as far as they know, she gets defensive, i start thinking what if i was a lesbian, but i brush it off cus nah i like this guy i mean i want literally nothing romantic w him whatsoever but i’m not a lesbian. but what if

me now: i have great news my guy

Guns N’ Roses at one of their first photo shoots, October, 1985

“We’d been playing shows solidly for three years before anybody knew who we were. We spent a couple of years opening up for The Cult, Alice Cooper, Iron Maiden, and Motley Crue, and then we got on a tour with Aerosmith. At the start of that tour is when Sweet Child O’ Mine came out. Appetite had been hovering in the ‘90s on the Billboard Charts for a long time, and it suddenly started moving up. We were on this tour, and there’d be 70 people showing up early to catch our show. Then the single started getting played, and the next week it was 700 people. The single then moved into the Top Ten, and the album moved into the Top Twenty, and suddenly it broke. The record and the single both went to Number One, and all 17,000 people started showing up early to see us play for the last few weeks of that tour. That’s why people think we blew up over night, but in reality we’d been at it for a long time before we broke big. People soon started dressing like us. They started wearing cowboy boots over their pants and cutting the knees of their jeans and wearing scarves and crap like that. When we got back to LA I remember seeing it. All the ads for bands in magazines would look just like us. I thought it was nice that all these people finally realized I was a really funny and engaging human being, and all the girls finally realized I was the best-looking guy around – because I already knew all this stuff. I didn’t figure out for about six months that it had something to do with my band blowing up.” - Duff McKagan

Beach houses and songwriting|| mc

Requested: Yes! Sorry for the delay, I hope you enjoy this!


Unlike the rest of her band, Y/n did not understand why they had to share the house with another group of guys. Especially since she had just gotten out of a horrible relationship and wanted nothing to do with guys. At least for a while.

Her band Beyond the Unlimited, although still small, was invited by Teen Choice Awards to a beautiful beach house in St. Barth, a luxurious island on the Caribbean. It was due to their collaboration on the show itself they, along with another band, had been invited to this incredible island. And who were they to say no to a free vacation?

The girls were told the other band would be the first to arrive to the house since they were closer to the island due to their American leg of their tour. And them being English and living on the heart of London, had a long way to go.

The day their flight was booked, Y/n and the rest of the band met a few hours before on the airport, each buzzing with excitement for different reasons. Tracy, the drummer, was excited to try surfing and the different sport the beach could provide her with. Living on a rainy city, she didn’t find pleasure on getting in the water only to be freezing cold. Claire, the bassist, was already daydreaming with the different foods and drinks she was going to try, vowing not to repeat any plate of food unless completely necessary. Natalie, the lead vocalist and guitarist, had spent the last few days buying bathing suits that didn’t leave much for the imagination, planning on having a tan line darker than the night itself. 

But Y/n? She was excited for the sleeping she was finally going to be able to catch up on, since the breakup had left her completely exhausted. Hours before the plane she had already turned on airplane mode on her phone and decided she was not going to make any type of contact with the people she was leaving on England. Except her family, of course.

They all could agree on one thing though; they were dying to find out which band would they have the pleasure of sharing a house with. The girls discussed with hushed giggles their theories and hopes of sharing a house with a band they knew already, while the four of them made their way to the airplane. Y/n though, was already submerged in her own world of music. 

She had failed to leave behind the overflowing folder of music sheets, from where she got the inspiration for their songs. Because, while she sucked with words, she had a way of portraying her feelings through music that no one else had. Currently, she was working on a piece that was said to be impossible.

Before his death, Mozart was working on a piece that was rumored to be incredible. Problem is, he never got to fully finish and before he knew it, the compositor was on his death bed, unable to finish it any longer. Thankfully, like the rest of his compositions, the copy of the piece was shown to the public and ever since Y/n got her hands on it she’s been working on it.

“That piece again? We don’t even play classical music” Claire complained when she eyed the piece of paper Y/n was so intently staring at. 

“Where do you think all of our melodies come from, smartass?” Y/n grinned at her friend and the bassist rolled her eyes at her attitude, leaving hers aside and trying to help her with it. “Okay so maybe it’s not a melody but a base?” Claire suggested and gave her idea a go, humming the possible rhythm as best as she could. “Yeah no, it sounds like shit” Both of them grimaced as they seated on their assigned seats and prepared for the long flight. 

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Dating Kian Lawley would include...

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- He always try to make you smile when your sad

- Being best friend with Andrea

- You guys have so much in common from music to favorite actors

- You guys go to lots of concerts all the time, even if you don’t know them, you go just because the band has a cool name

- You guys adopt a rabbit together

- Going to his movie premieres with him

- Being in most of his snapchats and blogs 

- You both love going to amusement parks all the time

- COACHELLA DOOOODE

- You are JC’s favorite girlfriend from out of all the girls Kian has dated

- Lots of funky nicknames like: Poo Poo Bear, Sugar Lips, Buhh, Licorice of my life and Chiquita

- You guys going to movies all the time

- Over text lots of double heart emojis

- Watching Dr. Phil together 

- Kian humming Dr. Phil’s theme song in the car

- When he drives he always puts his hand on your thigh all the time

- His family LOVES YOU

- Bobby is your favorite friend of Kian’s

- Lots of doodes

- Lots of unexpected flights to wherever

- Tumblr as fuck with each other

“i actually kissed you” ;o

based on this specific event (ahem - https://youtu.be/YbVXiiORnVo?t=3m57s) - sorry if it’s…a little sad and dramatic? it’s the vibe i got, with the way josh moved away when ty tried to kiss him, and ty made these connections (love=fear, heartbreak=josh) so i just ran with it. did anyone else get these impressions? Anyway…here’s a story with a flashback of them acting like total frat boys 

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“dude, what do you think our fans would do if they knew we actually like..made out once?” tyler asked josh, winking playfully at him. 

“we did?” josh asked, brows raised slightly and biting his lip. 

these conversations hardly came up between the two, but they were usually brought up by moments like these. they were both heavily attracted to one another from the start, but held back because of upbringings and family pressures. tyler’s family expected him to hit certain milestones by certain ages, so when he found a girl and got married, josh’s heart was broken and all explorations stopped. they remained best friends, obviously, and josh learned to love jenna for completing his friend, plus she was super nice, so he respected her relationship’s boundaries by closing himself off to all advances from tyler. he suppressed all memories with him of that nature, and moved on to dating girls and living the lifestyle of a single guy. 

tyler understood josh’s reasoning, but was a bit hurt because jenna said she didn’t mind sharing if that made him happy. josh didn’t feel right taking advantage of jenna’s selflessness. it would be different if he and jenna also liked each other in “that way” and tyler shared, completing the triangle, but they didn’t. besides, it was hard enough being in love with his best friend/band mate who was literally written on his body permanently. tyler would never admit it, but he was secretly jealous about josh dating other people, which was silly considering he had a wife. he idealized one day josh having a wife that jenna would fall in love with, then it’d be fair if tyler and josh had that kind of relationship and no one would be the 3rd wheel. jenna showed no signs of bisexuality, but honestly tyler didn’t consider himself bi until josh. 

“you had a bit too much to drink, it’s probably why you don’t remember.” tyler said. josh then had a flashback to what he was referring to. it was in those days where they were just starting out, touring in a van. those were particularly hard days for tyler. but thinking back, those were they best days ever for josh. he truly got to be there for tyler, and tyler clung to him like a lifeline. it was the first time josh felt so needed and got to be part of someone’s dream. 

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josh’s groin stirred at the memory tyler was referring to, bringing back the alcohol lust fueled make out from that night. they were a couple years over the legal drinking age, but both being brainwashed and watched harshly by parents, were late bloomers. so after doing a show, tyler had a tough time winding down. they sometimes got fast food, and sometimes stopped by gas stations to pick up “dinner” (cookies, chips, chocolate milk, redbull, etc). josh, being the slightly more rebellious one, decided it’d be fun to surprise tyler with something different. tyler already grabbed his essentials and ran out to the van where it was parked and mark was filling it up. josh went to the checkout with his stuff, and grabbed a 12 pack of beer. he proudly showed his i.d. and waltzed out of the store with a huge grin. 

“we’re gonna have fun tonight, ty!” josh sang.

“whaddya mean?” ty asked, pouting slightly. josh grabbed ty’s hand and handed him the 12 pack of beer, which was too heavy. ty promptly had to set it down, cackling like an idiot. 

“JOSH. NO. BAD.” ty scolded jokingly. mark just shook his head, totally expecting this from josh, but not expecting tyler to actually drink the stuff. they loaded up, and tyler and josh sat in back while mark drove, blaring crappy hip hop music while drinking one after another. they didn’t care it was illegal to have open containers of alcohol, as long as they didn’t get caught. it got boring driving cross state and sleeping in walmart parking lots. 

“oh shit i love this song” tyler blurted, feeling very loose and kind of funny. he moved his hips a certain way that when josh noticed, he shoved tyler, laughing.

“you’re so weird, oh my god, tyler” josh said. but he started doing the same thing though, rocking his hips in a dirty way to the music. tyler felt flushed all over, and rolled over on top of josh straddling his hips. he was still laughing, goofy acting from the alcohol. josh was the same way, a little voice in the back of his mind telling him it wasn’t a good idea, but ignored it in favor of having no inhibitions whatsoever. it all felt so natural. he relaxed and let tyler grind against the front of his jeans, blaring music covering the sound of their moans and heavy breathing. mark continued driving them down the highway, blissfully ignorant to his gay acting friends in the back. tyler wasn’t laughing anymore, his mouth was open and eyes closed as he worked his hips languidly to the rhythm. josh would’ve laughed and made a joke about him drooling if it weren’t so hot, and he weren’t literally making him harder than a rock. tyler felt and massaged josh’s pecs as if he were touching a girl, and josh bucked his hips up, causing tyler’s uncoordinated muscles to give in and he fell forward. josh grabbed his hips, stabilizing him and rutting desperately for more friction. tyler kissed josh’s neck feverishly, rooting for his lips and running his tongue over his mouth. josh squeezed his hips as tyler continued kissing him aggressively while rubbing their cocks together hard. josh squeezed tyler’s ass, pulling him hard against him as he released his seed, making a huge mess in the front of his briefs. tyler felt a wetness and went fast a few times until he let go as well, then collapsed on top of josh. josh was breathless and tyler was a giggling, tearful mess. 

josh continued holding him close, running his hands up and down tyler’s back soothingly, until it felt like tyler was breathing kind of erratically. almost as if he were hyperventilating or hiccuping or something. josh felt a wetness on his collar, then realized that tyler was crying. josh tapped tyler’s shoulder and lifted his face up to look into those wet, doe brown puddles. 

“what’s wrong?” josh asked. tyler wasn’t sure himself, but he felt so happy. like a huge weight had been lifted from him. tyler just shook his head, smiling, and kissed josh on the lips. 

“thank you” tyler simply said, and josh smiled back, nodding in amazement. from then on, they had a bond that no one could get between and trusted each other with their lives. that raw moment was just symbolic of that connection. 

*************end flashback************

“no, i actually think i remember what you’re talking about now. man, jenna’s a lucky woman” josh responded. 

• sing into my heart

nonnie requested: Could you do a riverdale/flash imagine where the reader is a part of Josie and the pussycats as the guitarist and Barry (he goes to a different high school) and his school go to riverdale (maybe for a football game or something) and he sees the reader perform and kind of falls in love with her performance outfit might have something to do with that (the ones that were used in the I feel love performance) and he asks her out afterwards sorry if this is way too much detail

A/N: Nah, I need as much detail as I could get so I know to get a crossover right so thanks for the fill in. Please pretend that Riverdale and Central City are in the same state for the sake of this imagine. This is interesting as I never thought of putting Riverdale and The Flash together and this also an au kind of as Barry will be of high school age ( I will never, ever write something similar to Miss Grundy & Archie because that’s just wrong and gross. ) so no super powered Barry or anyone from S.T.A.R labs in this but you do get a shot of Iris and Joe in this. Here’s the link to the song that is playing as it’s from the 2001 movie Josie & The Pussycats that I never seen but hope you enjoy! Please give me feedback if you’d like to see crossovers! Ships and requests are closed for the time being until I get caught up.

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[Link to Song ]

You had a smile plastered on your face as Valerie helped you with your costume after you helped with her’s before putting on the signature cat eared headband. You were a member of Josie & The Pussycats as the guitarist and backup singer as today you were performing an away game in Central City, way different than your small town of Riverdale. Even luckier to being able to perform at the game so you were a bundle of nerves while stepping on stage, nodding off to Josie that you were ready as you began to play a few chords on your F/C electric guitar.

I’m a punk rock prom queen
Brown paper magazine
Hotter than you’ve ever seen
Everywhere and between
I’m a ten ticket thrill ride
Don’t you wanna come inside?
Five star triple threat
Hardest of the hard to get
No one’s little red corvette
Ain’t seen nothing like me
yet

You sang into the microphone as back up for Josie, you didn’t notice a boy watching you in awe that boy being Barry Allen. Barry didn’t really want come to a football game since it wasn’t really his thing but Iris and Joe insisted that he come and do this thing called being out there. He didn’t want to be out there and wanted to stay home to watch his scfi movies until he noticed you and your group going on stage to sing. Iris nudged him a little as he looked down at his foster sister, “That’s Josie and the Pussycats. I’ve heard they do this quite a bit of their games back in Riverdale.” She says in a hush whisper as he nods slowly, watching you still while you strummed on your guitar to the song. Admiring your S/C flesh in the leopard print outfit with a black choker around your neck as your hair was done in your signature style with cat ears on top, bobbing your head slightly while you sang along with Josie.

I’m your late night head rush
Ace high royal flush
Red velvet orange crush
You just don’t impress me much
A glossy, double cover spread
Opened up inside your head
A black cherry paradise
Half the sugar, twice the spice
I don’t wanna treat you nice
Come on baby roll the dice!

You had your eyes open for most of the time as you looked up to see Barry was looking at you from the crowd like most of everyone, knowing he was probably from Central City since everyone knew everyone in Riverdale. Swaying your hips to the song and flashing a smile at the brown haired male before winking slightly to be subtle. You were about to reach the end of the song soon so maybe you could talk to him, hopefully if Josie was alright with it. Music was your life at a young age from your aunt raising you who loved singing even though she wasn’t the best, she saw your gift and told you about to Mayor McCoy as your aunt worked under her. Mayor McCoy soon introduce you to her daughter as you became friends with her as well as Val and Melody through singing at sleepovers before making it turn into a band. Mayor McCoy always thought you girls had talent and was always excited to introduce you guys on stage or to simply watch you from the talent show.

It took 6 whole hours
And 5 long days
4 all your lies to come undone
And those 3 small words
Were way 2 late
‘Cause you can’t see that I’m the 1!

Josie finished as everyone roared and applauded your performance as you went off stage before getting congratulated by Betty, Ronnie, and who knew, Cheryl too. You pulled off your guitar from the strap as someone tapped your shoulder as you turn to see the boy who stared at you from the crowd. “Um, hello. Do I know you?”

“Afraid not but my name is Bartholo–I mean Barry! Barry Allen. And you are? By the way um great performance out there it was amazing.” He seemed to fumbled his words around as you smiled at him, he was really cute.

“Y/N L/N, or YN/N. Nice to meet you, Barry. And thanks I guess.” You say as you were about to go meet up with the other girls of your band before he caught your arm as you turned to him again, “Yes?”

“Would you go on a date with me Y/N?”  

5

Weird Kids is the second full-length studio album by Poughkeepsie based Pop-Punk band
We Are The In Crowd and was released 
on 18 February 2014 on Hopeless Records.The special best buy version includes 2 bonus tracks.
It was produced by John Feldmann and allowed the band to reach a whole new level. In its first year out, it has given WATIC a new opportunity to grow, while still being themselves.
Stoked to see what more the future has in store for the guys and girl of We Are The In Crowd. 

Happy 1 year anniversary of the release of Weird Kids!!!

We’re all just WEIRDkids in the end. 

1st Chair (Reader x TJeffs and A. Ham)

Authors note: First fanfic guys sorry it’s probably cringe all the way through. I would love some support and constructive criticism though!! @myladymojo (You said you’d check it out plz)

Summary: you move to a new school. The thing that worries you most, band. However there seems to be nothing to worry about. Oh boy there is.


You always thought yourself to be pretty good at playing the trumpet, at your old school anyway. Now you were moving to a new school and are worried about the band there. At your old school you were first chair marching and concert band. Now you were worried if you’d even make the marching band or the band in general! And if you did, it would probably be final chair. Right? All you had to do to find out, was wait on the bus.

About five minutes after you got on the bus, and sat as far away from people as possible, Three girls got on. The tallest one wore a pink jacket and some ripped jeans. The one seemingly about your age wore a mint green sweater and white jeans. And the shortest one wore a simple white shirt and yellow skirt. There faces lit up at the sight of you, they all darted back to you, one of the girls sat next to you, the others in the seat across.

“Hey! Your the new girl, right? The whole band is talking about you!” She said “Oh my name is Elizabeth, but you can call me Eliza.” You were hesitant and already had questions, but responded. “Uh yeah, my name is Y/N. You said the whole band was talking about me?” You didn’t know how they knew you existed. “Oh ha, yeah. Not in a bad way at all though. One of the guys in band, Sam, Heard from a guy at your old school you were like the best trumpet player ever!” Eliza said “Oh how stupid, these,” she said motioning to the girls next to her, “are my sisters, Angelica” gesturing to the girl in pink “first chair Alto sax marching and concert. And Peggy, Second chair frech horn in both.” Gesturing to the girl in yellow. “And I,” she said lifting get head slightly “am 2nd chair Flute.”

The day was already going better than you had expected. At least you had a Friend here, right? It was already a month into the regular school year so, mabye you still had a chance.

The rest of the bus ride was okay. You found out that you and Eliza had the same schedule and she was the one supposed to help you get your way around. Your classes in order were, Math, home Ed. ,Spanish, Band, Phys. Ed, Lunch, Literature, and finally science. The sisters promised to help you find your classes and just your way around the school to prevent embarrassment.

When you got to the school you gave yourself a mental pep talk. “ok Y/N you can do it.” You were practically hyperventilating at this point. Eliza helped you calm down and showed you to your locker, she told you that you had a locker beside Aaron Burr, and to just ignore him. So you would if he were to say something. Angelica said she’d introduce you to the rest of there friends at lunch. After you put your stuff in your locker, Eliza walked with you to Mr. Eacker’s Math class. He made you go infront of the class and introduce yourself, but you figured that was bound to happen a lot today. While you were working from a text book Eliza tapped your shoulder.

“Omg Y/N don’t look now, but I think Jefferson is checking you out.” She whispered “First chair concert, 2nd chair marching.” You were surprised someone was looking at you, let alone staring. He wore a magenta sweatshirt and skinny jeans that didn’t leave much to the imagination. You didn’t realize you were staring until he chuckled and winked. You immediately turned away. “Oh I never asked you what you played” Eliza said helping you get out of your daze, “Oh I play the trumpet” you said and Eliza looked shocked “Ok well I’m sure you are really good, we’re just going by last years chair seating anyway. Try outs are next week.” Great now you had the struggle of trying to find out if you had to dress in concert black or not. You continued to do your work when you were tapped on the and handed a note from a ginger who was pointing to Jefferson beside him.

You opened up the note on the piece of notebook paper, it had his number on it and his signature. You would put it in your number after class or during lunch. Just then the bell rang and you rushed out of the class to your locker. “Ok now to,” you looked at your schedule “Home ed. Great my least favorite subject.” Just then Eliza showed up “Let’s go be awkward infront of more people shall we?”

Grunge - a 90s Sitcom

Five years ago a post I made on Reddit went semi-viral. I thought I’d share it since people have been talking about the possibility of a 90s sitcom.

“Grunge”

The show follows a bunch of teenagers living in Ohio, circa 1993. The main character is nerdy Matt Fisher, age 16. His parents are divorced and he lives with his mother, Susan Wesley. One of the running gags in the show revolves around his mother being a liberal, former women’s rights type who dates younger men exclusively and often reminisces about her glory days in the 1970s. His father is a typical baby boomer, who has climbed the ladder at his company. He’s got an apartment in town and a much younger trophy wife, who his mother despises. The friends all wish to someday head to Seattle, because it’s so much cooler than where they are.

The air of the show is somewhat comedic, although not quite as lighthearted as That 70s Show and, in staying true with the “Very Special Episode…” feel of TV shows of the 90s, every so often deals with serious subject matter.

Matt is obsessed with Nintendo, MTV, and grunge music.

His best friend is Lily Preston. She was the new girl in school and befriended Matt. Lily is pretty but socially awkward. One of the running gags is that Matt has a huge crush on Lily but is constantly friend-zoned, as Lily has a lingering crush on the “cool guy” in school, who is a clear-cut copy of Jordan Catalano from “My So-Called Life”. Lily tends to be a bit angsty and a bit of a manic pixie dream girl at times.

Matt’s best guy friend is T.J., the tech-geek. One of T.J.s running gags is his obsession with the World Wide Web, which is laughed at by other members of their group, who don’t understand the concept.

The other female dynamic within the group comes from mall-girl Kimberly. Many of the running gags with her revolve around her love of boy bands and her desire to become a model. She is certain that she will be discovered at the mall, and claims to hear stories of this happening all the time. Kimberly is a WOC.

The last member of the group is Kevin Liu. Kevin’s parents try very hard to get him to conform to their expectations of a good Asian son. Kevin, however, is not Academically minded and tries very hard to be as American as possible.

Matt has a younger brother, age 8, who he is forced to babysit much of the time because his mother is working. He refuses to let James play his Nintendo. Martt pretends to hate The Power Rangers because he’s forced to watch it with his brother constantly, but secretly loves the show.

Season 1: The first episode begins with T.J. bursting into Matt’s bedroom to urge him over to his house to show him something. That something turns out to be the internet. T.J. presents this with excitement, but Matt is underwhelmed. T.J. protests that this will change the world, Matt rolls his eyes, cue laughter. He has to go home at this point, since his younger brother is on his way home from his after-school program. On the way he runs into Lily. It is obvious that he has a crush on her, and he starts to ask her to the homecoming dance, but is quickly friend-zoned when she brings up the subject of her crush. She invites him to the mall later.

The food court at the mall ends up being a major fixture in the show, taking the place of the “round table” discussion on That 70s Show. We get our first food court scene of the series when Matt meets T.J., Lily and Kimberly there. They discuss their lives, with Lily going on about her crush, Kimberly going on about how she’s going to be “discovered”, and T.J. still going on about the internet. Matt and Kimberly get into a heated argument when Kimberly says that “Nirvana sucks” and he demands she take it back. Kevin is revealed to be working at a corn dog stand at the mall, a fact which he keeps hidden from his parents, who think he is tutoring younger students in math. The first episode ends with Matt calling Lily to finally ask her out and her telling him that her crush has asked her to the dance.

The season chronicles Matt’s desire to ask Lily out, Kevin’s growing frustrations with his parents, and a comedic background story of T.J. becoming a part of “internet” culture. At one point socially awkward T.J. meets a girl online and goes on a date, and sets up Matt with a girl that he finds in an attempt to get him over Lily. Lily gets into a relationship with her crush and he turns out to be somewhat emotionally abusive. Nerd Matt gets into a fight with the guy because of this in the season finale. Matt is very happy about this turn of events and kisses Lily for the first time. Then, just when it seems that things are finally going to be all right for the two of them, T.J. rushes into the room in a scene that mirrors the opening of the series. Matt is irritated with him for the interruption, until T.J. reveals the news that Kurt Cobain has killed himself.

The friends try to find information on the matter, and fail completely until they go to T.J.s place and end up finding the information on the internet. The scene serves to show just how the decade is going to change things for the group of friends and for the world in general.

anonymous asked:

talk laurens / burr to me,,,,,,

Okay well here we are and I’m fucking running this ship lets go.

- so they probably meet in some weird situation. Like burr stuck in a tree or john caught trying to break into Burrs car because he thought it was his and he locked his keys in. Just really weird.

- john is smitten, like head over heels this beautiful man is the light of my life I need him like air, and Burr likes him too but john is middle school crush mode. John like doodles “John Burr” and “Aaron Laurens” with hearts and sparkles and Alex wants to puke

“STOP WRITTING SHIT ABOUT BURR ON MY CASE PAPERS”

“Aaron Lauren’s is such a beautiful name”

“I’m going to call the fucking psych ward to collect your ass, you fucking creep.”

“Will you be my best man, Alex?”

“BURR DOESNT EVEN KNOW YOU EXIST”

- John buys Burr $5 flowers and shows up at his work all flustered and a little winded. Burr is dressed in a suit that cost more than all of John’s possession combined. John immediately wants to run and starts rambling about how stupid he is and Burr just pulls him close and is like “Talk less, smile more.” ( yes I couldn’t help myself fuck off ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ) and says yes to going out with John even though he hasn’t asked (he was going to tho)

- John plans this amazing date and it all goes wrong. The resteraunt they were going to go to shut down suddenly because of health code violations, the park has like a “satanist meet” event going on. John thinks he blew it and is on the verge of a breakdown when burrs like “well I guess we’re getting pizza” and they go to this 24hr pizza place and stay till morning talking and laughing.

- John starts spending his free days at burrs office, kind of pissin Alex OFF because John used to chill in his office.

- Burr spends his weekends with John and they cuddle on the couch watching documentaries about turtles and other wild life.

- they have small fights about dumb things, like going out without telling the other, not supporting the other emotionally (guess who’s who). But they are like poster child for relationship, so cute honestly.

- Burr takes John to meet Angelica and John is so nervous he thinks he’s gonna puke but Angelica’s first question is “how’s the sex” and Burr craddles HIS face in his hands in embarsment as John lights up like a Christmas tree.

“It’s amazing, Aaron does this thing-”

“Lauren’s don’t finish that thought.”

“C'mon Burr, I wanna know what that mouth really do.”

“IT does amazing things-” *napkin shoved in mouth*

- after 8 months of dating John moves out of his shared apartment with Alex and into Burrs flat.

- They last 2 weeks before they have a huge blow up fight and John walks out and back to his old place, while Burr calls Angie. They technically break up and don’t talk for a month before Alex calls Burr to help him deal with John’s useless ass. John’s been a mopey mess and may or may not be high when Burr comes over, and he thinks he’s hallucinating.

“Oh my god, Alex, He’s- he’s here. God how I’ve missed him-”

“What’s wrong with him”

“He’s high. Like really high.”

“Why the fuck is he high?!”

“Laf and I thought it would help.”

“WHY WOULD THAT HELP?!”

“Oh I’ve missed your ass too…”

- Burr takes John home and gets him sober, and they talk out the fight.

- John moves back in and Burr and they don’t leave the bedroom all day ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

- they are cuddling you heathens

- John convinces Burr to smoke with him once and holy SHIT im gonna have to make a separate post of that. Burr is amazing High okay

-Burr proposes to John on their 2 year aniversary with a silver band with a turtle engraved into it, a single emerald embedded. John cries like a baby and Burr just kisses away the tears.

- the wedding is modern chic (burr) with a southern twist (john). So monochrome and mason jar lights. THEY MAKE IT WORK.

- Alex is indeed John’s best man.

- a few months later they adopt a little baby girl and name her Theodosia AND THEY ALL LIVE HAPPY TOGETHER AND I LOVE THIS SHIP


so yeah lets talk Burrens guys.

repercussions of the ramifications || part cinq

It’d been a month and a half and you knew Luke would agree with you in saying it’d been a long month.

You didn’t think how hard it’d be to stick to a schedule that Luke himself had set, but he was the one that missed the most phone dates. He’d always texted and let you know a new time frame so you couldn’t be that mad, but it was enraging when you were waiting up till 2 am or having to set an alarm just so you could talk to him.

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High School Trends That I Remember Fondly

Okay so let me share with you all some quality high school trends from my days in high school because boy were we a bunch of sass masters


These all took place from 2007 -2012 because I went to a weird fusion school that lumped every grade from 7th to 12th together ( that means we had thirteen year olds up to 18-19 year olds in the same school )


Anyway let’s go

7th Grade( I was a smol 13 year old)


First off there were like 30 kids in each class okay?


So….

- Pencils as hair decor ???? Why????

- Swiping needles from Home Ec and sticking them in your finger JUST under the surface of the skin to freak out the teach

- Referring to lunch as ’ the troph special’

-Girls sending guys Valentine’s that just said ’ U R No Good ’ and ’ Allen Ur Not In My League ’

- Guys sending girls tiny stuffed animals for V Day with cards that said ’ I’m Soft For U’ and ’ Be My Plush One?’

- Claiming various things had ’ killed our ancestors ’ :

’ I can’t do long division , my thirty seventh great grandfather died doing that’

’ No I can’t answer that question sir, every male in my family so far has died answering English questions ’

’ I’m not allowed to be disciplined , discipline killed my grandma’

- Wearing rubber bands as bracelets or rings and the tighter you could get it the cooler you were ???? This kid almost lost a finger by third period I mean …..

-Asking our biology teacher what would happen if insects could speak every class period

’ What if wasps could speak but they only spoke Mid-6th Century English ’

’ What if spiders all speak Russian’

’ Do you think bees know English ’


- Pestering our history teacher for the history of the Leaf Village ( I’m sorry Mr. Hoagland )

- Replying ’ Deleted’ when your name was called

….. I accidentally started this one

8th grade ( I was 14 )

- Rap battles to settle arguments ????

- Yoyo fights. It got intense.

-Every white boy in school dressed like a bad Western movie character , cowboy hats and spurs and SO.MUCH.PLAID.

- ’ The Dew Crew’, a gang of boys who drank nothing but Mountain Dew as refreshment , was born and monopolized the school’s soda supply of Mountain Dew . All of them made it to adulthood but it is suspected they no longer require sleep and eat only the disdainful glares of women for survival ( at their peak there were 15 of them )


- Intense shouting of someone else’s name every time something went wrong ( usually the name Sasuke )


- Pentagrams everywhere ; drawn on any surface we could find unsupervised for a second , started by me doodling in art class and picked up by my squad . The school board thought someone was possessed by the devil it was GREAT…. I NEVER GOT CAUGHT


- In Chemistry we watched Finding Nemo about 3 times a week because the teacher was really forgetful and he let us watch it when he forgot his lesson plan , so by the end of the first month that year every kid he taught would call various roundish objects ’ the butt’ and I was nicknamed’ Dory ’ by everyone I knew


Also the principal was nicknamed’ Bruce"


-Hardcore Zombie prep planning , there was a gang and everything .

The Apoca-Punks are still strong

- Disney discourse in English class because our teacher was a huge nerd for Disney and loved nothing more than to watch us argue over which princess would beat Gaston in a fight faster ( Kida won by a landslide but we all agreed Mulan would murder him in five seconds flat )

Also he nicknamed all of us after Disney characters and I was Lilo ( my best friend was Stitch )


- Okay so I brought a bag of chocolate as a treat for the class one week and I was really tired and out of it so when the teacher ( our English teacher Mr . Bagley, who was also the principal) asked me to ’ explain the historical properties of chocolate’ I got sarcastic and went ’ For many years chocolate has been used in medicinal treatments for ailments of all kinds. Perhaps it will even cure the lack of hair on Mr . B’s head’ ……

For a second it was dead silent and then he laughed and said “Well put , you continue to live up to your nickname, Lilo!”


- Shakespeare quotes at inopportune times

“ Exit, pursued by a bear”

“ We are in the middle of a test , Austin. ”

“ A rose , by any other name , would smell-”
“ DO NOT ENCOURAGE HIM INDI”


- The drama kids dramatically snapping during arguments


- Okay so there was this weird loft zone in the second gym( because our school had two , a sucktastic old one from the fifties and a newish one from the eighties ) nobody was supposed to go up there unless they had permission and it was for filming a basketball game ???

But everyone went up there anyway and at least ten couples lost their virginity up there ( what a weird place to do it tho , we kept the wrestling mats up there)


I sluffed class a few times and took a nap there

And it became a Thing to draw a little baby face on the wall if you lost your V card there


-Supergluing coins to stuff????

There’s still a dime on someone’s locker and it’s been like ten years


-’ Ambrosia’ , AKA this super delicious combo of cherry slurpee , Sprite, and orange Fanta that our English teacher made us during parties . He literally made it in these huge plastic bins and just ladeled it out to everyone


9th Grade( I was 15)


- The Goth Invasion

Everyone who was punk enough wore black ripped jeans and eyeliner and streaked their hair with red and black

One kid never left the Goth phase , we love u Scott ( it’s cool he was our school’s Warren Peace anyway )


- AFTER A SCHOOL ASSEMBLY VIEWING OF SKY HIGH FOR HALLOWEEN MY CLASSMATE SCOTT WAS NICKNAMED WARREN BY THE ENTIRE SCHOOL

He was really salty about it too , he said “ Warren isn’t goth he’s Punk there’s a difference you capitalist Bible thumpers’


Scott got 54 Valentine’s that year but just shrugged and gave his candy to me and my squad because we were , as he put it ’ the only punk crew in class, plus you’re all really cute ’

He never kept a girlfriend very long but he was the nicest guy you’ve ever seen ( everyone thought he was gay but just too shy to say it )


Over the years he is consistly hotter , and more unashamedly Goth


- My sister arrived in school and was immediately the most popular kid in school and was nicknamed ’ Princess ’

- My squad got nicknamed ’ Squad 7 ” due to our obsession with Naruto and other anime , and we each were nicknamed after characters from the show by my friend Indi ( who was named after Indiana Jones, no lie)

Melanie was ’ Kiba’ ( which delighted her because she would marry him in a heartbeat )

Mackenzie was ’ Neji’ because according to Indi she was the most monologue-y
Chandra was ’ Hinata’ because she was shy but fierce

And I, Aubrey , was ’ Gaara’ because according to Indi :’ Your dad is kinda sucky and you’ve got two siblings . You’re sort of the social outcast of school and when you get annoyed enough it’s like you’ve got this terrifying supernatural thing in your eyes , I love it ’

I LOVE THAT NICKNAME

10th Grade( I’m 16)

- ’ Because I’m Batman ’ being an answer to every question

- Goonies puns

- Three girls got pregnant and were called the ’ Baby On Board Squad"

- Due to this teen pregnancy scandal , my heavily Christian community had our school hold assemblies about how ’ Sex will kill you’ and how ’ every time a teen has Sex Thoughts, an angel cries’ ….. There were ’ God Is Abstintent ’ posters everywhere

So naturally we revolted and the drama class put up these fliers reading ’ Without Sex, You Wouldn’t Be Around . ’

’ Satan Loves You and Wants You To Explore Your Perfectly Normal Urges ’

’ Sex Won’t Kill You- But STD’s Could! Use Protection! ’

’ Wrap It Before He Taps It And The Angels Won’t Be Crying “


” Boys Like Girls.Boys Think Of Girls In Sexual Ways. Boys Best Treat Her Right First . Boys Best Be Stepping Up As Baby Daddys If They Tap Dat “


And many more golden rebellious posters

- Shouting ” Go Go Power Rangers “ when dealing with a problem and just out of nowhere any kid wearing the appropriate Power Ranger colored shirt would appear

So you’d get a guy in red , a guy in blue , a guy in black , a guy in white , a guy in green , a guy in gold , a guy in silver, a girl in pink and a girl in yellow and they’d all pose dramatically and do the Power Rangers moves


- Rubber band slingshot warfare using hairpins as ammo


- The school dividing into Benders and Non Benders , and the school’s most loved outcast was deemed Avatar( I got the honor so my squad was nicknamed accordingly )


- High School Musical was the biggest thing ever because our music teacher WROTE THE SCORES FOR THEM I MEAN…….


We all knew every song by heart that year


Everyone shipped Chad and Ryan

11th Grade( I was 17 )

-Percy Jackson was huge and everyone wanted a godly parent

- Every girl used a dramatic break up song to end things with her man it was GLORIOUS

- Taylor Swift was playing on the radio every day

- My class finally realized that my friend Courtney and I had the same exact birthday and birth year , and thus introduced us to substitute teachers as ’ The Fraternal Twins’


Courtney and I are both gonna be 23 on March 20 at 6:40 am

- Our history teacher thought my friends and I were in an assassin cult because we were always drawing kunai knives and swords and guns , so he banned kunai drawing????? And it thus became the Cool Thing to graffiti everywhere??? All because I drew one on my ASVAB????

-The sheriff pulled me out of homeroom because I’d been overheard singing P!nk’s ” Funhouse" and the Secretary thought I was an arsonist because of the line “ I’m gonna burn this sucker down ” and thus rumors spread like wildfire that I’d:

~ Murdered someone
~ Witnessed a crime

~ Started a gang war
~ Shot a cop
~ Robbed the one gas station in town
~ Insulted the sheriff’s daughter by not inviting her to my birthday party so he was here to bribe me to do so
~ Stolen the sheriff’s prized collection of horse paintings


12th Grade ( I was 18 )

- Posters everywhere about the world ending ( it was 2012)

- Harry Potter mania

- John Lennon Memes????

No really on the anniversary of his death the school was flooded with posters of him everywhere saying “ In Loving Memory Of A Dreamer ” and the radio only played his music and the drama class went around stating facts about his death it was surreal and I was part of it