The skeletons are
totally shocked, because the both of them could have never excepted something
like it. None of them think to be worthy for their actual S/Os, and they are
still wondering why their S/Os keep staying with them, in the first place. It’s
a mystery, since they both think to be two poor losers while their S/Os are too wonderful
for them, even if the boys don’t say nothing about it (it should be a shame if
their S/Os would notice it, understanding how weird the skeles are).
Sans thinks it’s cool
that they’re fighting and he wants to see more violence and gore, and it’s kind
of exciting because girls-fights are usually sexy, he could suggest to
continue it in a mud-arena, and maybe without those uncomfortable dresses. He
takes his seat, enjoying the show.
remembers to him that they’re still their beloved ones, and he is worried they’re
going to hurt themselves, so Sans understands that maybe he has to keep his
girls-fight desire for himself and ask to them to stop (yes, this boy has infinite
weird kinks and fantasies).
The skeletons don’t
know why they’re fighting, and when they find it out, they are more shocked
than before. Are they fighting for them? For declaring who is the best
bonefriend? That’s so hilarious that Red and Rus start laughing because it’s ridiculous.
The poor guys have a low self-esteem so they think it’s all a candid-camera, a
mere prank. Sans is too lazy for this world while Papyrus is too melodramatic
for this life, something in this universe goes wrong if they are considerate
good boyfriends. Then, their S/Os explain to them that they’re serious, the
girls are pulling each other hair like two schoolgirls bitches, for real. No
Sans is suggesting
again the solution of the girls-fight in a pool of mud but Papyrus silenced
him, because it’s not the time for this bullshit (even if this is not a bad
idea, but they have to be serious now).
Papyrus is the one who
tries to keep them calm because it is not a good reason to fight, because they
are adults and mature people don’t do such stupid things. Make love, not war-!
Since they are two
good bonefriends, they offer ice-creams to everyone (Actually, it’s Rus to pay
the ice-creams because Red is short in cash).
And how did you think
this thing ended? You, sinners!