girlfriends am i right

Imagine your first fight with Draco.

Originally posted by evansmaximoff

“Seriously Draco what were you and Pansy whispering about at dinner? I have a right to know, she was all giddy and you both looked at me while you were talking.” You said in an irritating tone.

“We were talking about stuff.” Draco said dismissively.

“Seriously?! Thank you captain obvious. Seriously I am your girlfriend of almost one year, I have the right to know what you were talking about. She acted pretty flirtatious with you Draco.” You said standing in Draco’s dorm doorway.

“Y/N, I love you but I don’t need this right now. I have some important things to do.” Draco said cooly.

“Fine Draco! I’m gone and you know what I won’t be back.” You said turning around in the doorway, tears starting to fall down your cheeks.

“Y/N!! Don’t go, please.” Draco jumped up and grabbed your wrist. “Darling, I told Pansy to pick up some things for an anniversary gift I am going to give you.”

“Wh….what?” Your eyes went wide in shock.

“Yes love, Pansy is the only friend of the female species I have beside you my dear, so I had her help me get things ready for your anniversary surprise.” He explained and wrapped his arm around you.

“I’m…I’m so sorry Draco, I didn’t know.” You said into his chest.

“Darling, it’s fine. Stop crying.” He said as he placed a kiss on your forehead. “I love you, and if you ever have something bothering you, please come to me and tell me, don’t assume that I’m with another girl. No girl could ever replace you my love.” He said finally smiling and kissing you.

“I love you so much.” You said smiling.

2

-Aunt May. the ultimate cock block

-being with Peter when Tony shows up and Tony making all sorts of comments about how Peter not only has a hot aunt, but a hot girlfriend too?

-staying in New York while Peter goes to ‘fight team Cap’ because you have school

-Peter would totally be skyping, texting and calling you 24/7

-maybe even during the fights

-”wait a sec metal arm guy, my girlfriend is calling. hey Y/N! what am i doing right now? well theres this guy with this huge metal arm and- wooooah! stop throwing things at me! can’t you see im on the phone?!”

-”hey babe, you know that old movie with the giant things that walk and the spaceships that wrap stuff around their legs? yeah! Starwars! i should have remembered the name, thanks babe.”

-i dunno, he seems like a ‘babe’ guy

-adorable awkwardness

-but you fit so perfectly together when you hug

-he’d love giving you piggy back rides

-adorable cuddles

-he would love burrowing his face against your neck and kissing your neck and just… neck.

-if you ever wanted to put yourself in harms way he would totally just spider web you to things.

-”its too dangerous.” “nah i’ll be fine… Peter. did you just spiderweb me to the door?” “yes???”

-NETFLIX

-him teaching you computer stuff

-”you sure you’re not bored by all this computer stuff?” he would ask. you would say no. 

-holding hands

-long walks around Queens because yes

-he would know all the super cool places

-Aunt May would loooove you

-you’d be invited to every dinner at that house

-Aunt May would make you little food take home bags

-OH MY GOSH! you and Peter would be ‘love bugs’ (get it? because he’s a spider *insert troll face*)

-endless honey moon phase

-being dorks

-being nerds

-being who you are with each other, no need for false fronts

-i love you, i love you, i love you

-OTP

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requested by anon

Wonho and you do “The Newlyweds Challenge”

Author: Admin Kyun

Artist: Wonho (Monsta X)

Genre: fluff, humor

Length: medium

Originally posted by no-ass-namjoon

-’so, today, y/n wanted to prove to me how much of a stalker she is by making me do this-’

-’hoseok im not a stalker i am your girlfriend ???’

-’right’

-’so, okay, first question’

-‘at what age did your girlfriend get her first kiss? well, she’s pretty ugly so id say it was me’

-’hoSeoK i was little and it was by some kid with crooked teeth i think his name was jeremy’

-’fkn jeremy what kind of a name is jeremy anyway’

-’hoseok leave jeremy alone’

-’moving on…what is your boyfriend’s favorite vacation spot. okay y/n this is you. you have to guess now’

-’uhhh…usa?’

-’wrong. your heart.’ *nerdy smiles*

-’leave my house you twig’

-’but you love me’

-’no i don’t’

-’SO WHY ARE WE EVEN DOING THE RELATIONSHIP GAME THAT YOU WANTED TO DO IF YOU DON’T LOVE ME’

-’next question’

-’what is your gf’s fav band oh this one is too easy.’

-’what is your gf’s middle name? badass bitch’

-’what is your gf’s favorite makeup brand, it’s urban decay we share the eyeshadow palette ;)’

-’who asked who out… okay i don’t want to go into the details so let’s skip ov-’

-’NO’

-’i asked him out after 3 years of him staring at me from across the room, he says he’s confident but he never worked up the guts-’

-’SHUT UPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP’

-’how many stuffed animals does your bf sleep with? 17. i can name them all, is that a bonus, fluffy, bun bun, jagiya #2, jagiya #3, bill, steven, charles (bill steven and charles are the turtle bros)-

-‘let’s end this here y/n they don’t need to know about-’

-’OH YEAH AND KIHYUN THE MOTHERLY KITTEN’

-’fuck’

I hope this was good and gets as many notes as Kay’s does :’(
Every Muse album accurately described

Showbiz: ANGST PURE ANGST (feat soft guitar) parts 1-12

Origin Of Symmetry: Technology is advancing wayyyy too fast and I’m a big fan of guitar riffs and piano parts 1-11

Absolution: WE’RE ALL GONNA DIE ITS THE APOCALYPSE parts 1-12

Black Holes And Revelations: The Government is bad and they’re all Zetas in disguise parts 1-9 (feat. Hoo Ha Space Cowboy Fun Time Dance Party Boogaloo)

The Resistance: “Did someone say Glitter and Revolutions?” Feat. Bach and Beethoven parts 1-11

The 2nd Law: Space! Space! Space! Dubby Wubby Wee Wee Wee Booooooo! Machines! parts 1-13

Drones: Remember that time we said the government was bad, yeah they’re really bad okay really bad THERES THE DRONES here they come there they go parts 1-12

I just received the absolute sweetest christmas present in the mail from my girlfriend @transpolarized. I am sooooooo happy right now! Now I get to hold something that she has touched and it fills me with so much joy! My heart feels like it’s going to explode. I love her so much! <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3

untold-stories-here  asked:

37, 62, 67

37
Yeah I read quite alot mainly mystery case solving (Agatha Christie and Arthur Conan Doyle fan) but it been few years since I fell in love with philosophy, and when you say philosophy you know who am I talking about,Paulo Coelho. Brida is like my book girlfriend. I love her.
The book I am reading right now is “Way of a Peaceful Warrior by Dan Millman.
If you don’t know him just search him through Wikipedia you will find something amazing about him his books are a lifechanger.

62
Cartoons, pftt what do you think, I am a two year old(can’t leave my TV alone if dragon ballz, scooby do or inazuma 11 is on)

67
My hobbies huh.(wears a suite, a tie and puts on goggles)
Yeah so where were we my hobbies
Well I love football, it’s like the love of my life
One of the things I am sure that I love.
I started playing it when the girl I love told me she loves footballers and I was like football huh, done.Its like her gift to me.
(awwww…..) shut up 😑.
Then I love coding, very much into writing algorithms, cryptology is the concept that fascinates me after Web designing so ill be working on them soon.
I am a Tech Enthusiast. Wanna know if android is better or apple I am the guy for ya.
I also love fixing hardware problems always do it for my friends in exchange of their secrets so I can humiliate them later.

That’s all
Thank you for asking.

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Chapter 6: Call Your Girlfriend.
note: I am feeling super down right now so I thought I’d give you guys the new update early. enjoy. 

tagging: @dean-osgirl @tryingtofindaplaceinthisworld @rivela @hardykat @beckybadlasslynch @nessaliv

Folks I am losing my mind right now. I am an extremely jealous girlfriend and I just noticed my boyfriend started to follow a girl on Instagram. My mind is thinking plenty of stupid things because I was going through this girl’s Instagram and she is so pretty and so social and has a perfect body and then there’s me: I look like a potato and I am a mess.

I feel like shit and the worst part is that what i feel right now is something I can’t control. Help

All I’m seeing on my dash is Green Arrow/Black Canary but wHY IS NO ONE GETTING EXCITED ABOUT JESSICA CRUZ

JUST LOOK AT THIS SWEET LADY LANTERN

SHE’S SO CONFUSED I LOVE IT

NO DON’T BE SAD JESSICA YOU DESERVE TO BE HAPPY

GIRL POWER AM I RIGHT AM I RIGHT

SHE’S SO BAD AT RELATIONSHIPS

*SWOONS*

I LOVE HER SO MUCH AND SO SHOULD YOU

anonymous asked:

If I was your girlfriend I'd fly to you from where I am right now, make you breakfast in bed, take you on many dates, possibly take you to see 5H live as many times as possible and also love the parts of you that you don't love🙈

Awww YES FIFTH HARMONY

My ldr girlfriend

Right at this moment as I am typing this out. You are sound asleep on Skype breathing quietly into the mic you have no idea you’re laying on. Tonight you told me through tears you didn’t want me to see how much you missed me and how badly you just wanted to be held. I promise you every day that we’re one day closer and that soon I will be holding you and I won’t let go. I know that the distance is hard for you baby and I swear if I could be closer I would be. I miss you like crazy. Last night was the first night in a while that we both slept on Skype due to the fact I usually have to hang up before going to bed. Last night we both slept through the night without waking up. Tonight you fell asleep while I was talking to you which no isn’t mean, we do it every night because you say my voice calms your mind enough that you can call asleep. But I started crying about missing you and I just wish you were here, right now you’re soft breathing and little baby snores are calming me down because at least I know you’re there. You’re real. You’re real and you’re mine. I try to convince myself that when I’m holding your hoodie every night I’m actually holding you. It doesn’t usually work… And no matter how hard I wish on those stars..we still haven’t found a way to teleport. I know it probably seems like I’m rambling but I’m not. This is our daily/nightly thing. Random talks, sad I miss yous, cuddling with each other’s hoodies until we can be back in each other’s arms. You are so beautiful to me inside and out, and there has never been anything wrong you or who you are, or who you want to be. I love you baby, forever and always No matter what.

About me Tag!

Tagged by @haelroyale

Rules: answer the questions in a new post and tag 20 blogs you would like to get to know better.

Star sign: Taurus ♉

Height : 5'5

Time right now: 12:32 pm

Last thing googled: where to find episodes of moesha 😭

Favorite music artist: Chris Brown is forever bae but i love me some bryson all the way to Brian McKnight and Stevie wonder.

Last tv show watched: Girlfriends

What am i wearing right now?? A t-shirt and panties smh

When did i create my blog?? Several years ago i cant really remember.

What kind of stuff do i post?? All things black lol nah , but anything i find beautiful or informative for the black community cause if you dont see it on here , you may never see it.

Do i have any other blogs?? Not really lol

Do i get ask regularly?? Noo, but people do slide in my dms lol

Why did i choose my url?? Its an inside joke between me and an old friend but its so me

Gender: female

Pokemon team: i really dont know lol

Favorite color: green .. For money and all things great . lmao

Average hours of sleep: probably like 7 hrs

Lucky numbers: 3,7&21

Favorite characters: anyone black or weird fr

How many blankets i sleep with?? Just one

Dream job: defense attorney , child psychiatrist & a registered nurse

20 people

@steph-the-kid @grandtheftami @darkskinshawtyy @can-we-get-much-higher @chocolate–goddess @myamelanin @cocoroism @restinpeacetothegame @kravemychocolatekurves @naomisbadd @king-jsmoove @imdurtydanbitch @blastoff200
@thepinkcornmoon @pressl3y @phoraaboraa @kevsakatony @el-chaus @3am-demons @bixbyuniversal

me and the bros

me: my girlfriend is INCREDIBLY beautiful, am I right boys?! 
bros, loudly in unison, making wooping noises: yes! yes! yes! yes! 
me: *fist bumps Eric, my bro*
eric: you better kiss her bro!
logan: hold her tight!
me: you KNOW i will bros
bros: *lines up with their hands out*
me: *high fives every one of them down the line*  
me and the bros, in unison: LOVE! LOVE! LOVE! LOVE!