girlfriend the musical

Cute things to say to your boyfriend/girlfriend

-Our love is God.
-Well fuck me gently with a chainsaw.
-Let’s go get a slushie.
-Why are you pulling on my dick?
-Are we going to prom or to hell?
-Should I just whip it out or….?
-I thought you could rip my clothes off me, sport
-Why are you in my room?
-Do I look like Mother Teresa?