girlfriend quiz

types with a crush

intj - looks at you often, as if studying you, but avoids eye-contact. often ignores you, though not on purpose, and can seem uncaring. very quiet around you.

intp - compliment you, or occasionally say things that are very odd and irrelevant in order to start a conversation. smiles at you in passing.

entj - says things that are deliberately controversial or that they know you don’t agree with in order to start a debate. if they see you they will immediately give you their full attention. often protective over you.

entp - straight out flirts with you. calls you pet names sarcastically. establishes an ‘us against them’ connection with you. teases you, but like entj, often protective over you and will not allow anyone else to.

infj - sits by you and occasionally starts a conversation. laughs at your jokes, and smiles at you when they see you. shy around you.

infp - usually shy, but can talk to you for hours. replies to messages very quickly. can ask you for help with projects or ideas in order to spend more time with you.

enfj - your best friend, always there for you and wants you to be happy whatever the cost. they only get attached to people they know very well.

enfp - invites you to every event. tells you about their plans and ideas, discusses things with you and cares about your opinion. you trust this person a great deal.

istj - avoids you, and denies they like you if asked, though will converse with you for a while before abruptly stopping. they won’t make any advances unless they are sure you like them back.

isfj - always asks for your input and cares about what you say. generally a nice person to everyone, though can be quiet around you.

estj - can seem very cold and uncaring towards most people, but will occasionally laugh at something you say or smile at you before composing themselves. they’re the type to ‘see’ a message but not reply for minutes or even hours, just to keep you waiting.

esfj - jokes around with you and playfully teases you. finds an excuse to hug you like 2746 times a day. you’ve probably been friends for a long time, and everyone you know ships you guys.

istp - asks you about everything, and makes sure you’re okay. the type to send a ‘good morning’ text. cares about how you feel. they want to be sure they like you, so will talk to you a lot about seemingly irrelevant things.

isfp - spontaneous, they will surprise you with compliments and often even gifts. singles you out to chat with. like intj, they will sometimes accidentally ignore your messages or be a bit awkward around you.

estp - they’ll talk to you every so often, but you don’t know them that well. will occasionally do something purposely cheesy, like wink at you. if they accomplish something or are praised, they’ll always make sure you see and try to impress you.

esfp - they make it clear they like you, and aren’t afraid to let you know. they’ll make jokes all the time and try to make you laugh.

Girlfriend Pop Quiz

So there’s this quiz circulating around the book of faces. For some reason it made me nearly nostalgic for things like myspace and lj. So, for your entertainment….


Without any prompting answer these questions for your girlfriend. It will make her inner 12 year old squee louder than her first issue of Seventeen. 

1. What is something your girlfriend always says to you?

2. What makes your girlfriend happy?

3. What makes your girlfriend sad?

4. How does your girlfriend make you laugh?

5. What was your girlfriend like as a child?

6. How old is your girlfriend?

7. How tall is your girlfriend?

8. What is her favorite thing to do?

9. What does your girlfriend do when you’re not around?

10. If your girlfriend becomes famous, what will it be for?

11. What is your girlfriend really good at?

12. What is your girlfriend not very good at?

13. What does your girlfriend do for a job?

14.What is your girlfriend’s favorite food?

15.What makes you proud of your girlfriend?

16. If your girlfriend were a character, who would she be?

17. What do you and your girlfriend do together?

18. How are you and your girlfriend the same?

19. How are you and your girlfriend different?

20. How do you know your girlfriend loves you?

21. What does your girlfriend like most about you?

22. Where is your girlfriend’s favorite place to go?

My entire series of Venture Bros Portraits!


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My response to the post on “30 questions to test your personality”

If you could have one breakfast for tomorrow knowing it’s the last day you will live, what would that be?

uh, maybe pancakes (but not american) and eggs? with apple juice and tea

Given the choice of anyone in the world, whom would you like as a dinner guest?

assuming i can only pick one person, i’d probably say someone like emma watson or amandla stenberg

Before making a phone call, do you ever rehearse what you are going to say? Why?

um, yes. I hate talking on the phone, and i wont do it unless i have to, and unless it’s my bff i will rehearse what im gonna say. idk why, i guess it’s an aspect of my anxiety and fear of losing control over the conversation? 

If a crystal ball could tell you the truth about yourself, your life, the future or anything else about your life, what would you want to know?

i’d want to know if im gonna stop feeling like im wasting my life

If you knew in one year you would die suddenly, what would you change about the way you are living your life now?

I’d rather not know, i dont think i would be able to handle the knowledge, and i might even plan another date to die on just bc i would want to not be powerless? i’d probably travel and go to concerts with my friends, and family. also i’d stop caring abt other peoples opinions and i would stop attending college bc who has the time?

Do you think your name affects your personality or choice of career?

um, i think  it might affect the way others see u? Like i know my Iranian uncle has had some issues with his last name in airports and stuff? I also think you can have a privileged name, and if u dont have that you’re probably forced to care about stuff like social justice a lot more bc you might be a victim of some form of oppression. 

How old would you be if you didn’t know how old you are?

idk? a lot older than i am. 

If happiness was the national currency, what job would make you rich?

Being an author of books with diversity

Do you push buttons more than once and do you believe that makes it work faster?

I do sometimes, but i don’t believe it’ll make anything go faster

Would you want to be friends with yourself?

dang im trying to be it’s really hard. but i would like to meet my clone/doppelganger bc i feel like there’s a lot of stuff that i want to talk about but not with anyone else 

If you won a million dollars (or some large sum of money) would you quit your job?

if it was enough money to keep me going for the rest of my life yes, i would. I’d start studying a lot of the things i actually care about and travel where i wanted to and i’d go to concerts no matter where on earth they took place

Do you feel like you’ve lived this day a hundred times before?

yeah, but not like mysteriously an time-loop-y

Are you really wasting time if you’re enjoying it?

im definitely wasting time 

Would you rather lose all your money and valuables or all the pictures you’ve taken?

oh my god. i guess the pictures? i dont take a lot of pictures, and i have some stuff im really incredibly fond off. 

Would you rather have a horrible short-term memory or a long-term memory?

horrible short term, which is what i already have. I wouldnt be able to handle not knowing stuff long term. like i treasure my memories a lot

Would you rather go back to age five with everything you’ve learned or live now with everything you’ll learn in the future?

im not sure. i dont think so. i dont like being self aware

Are humans better at construction or destruction?

i think we’re all sorta fascinated by destruction. When u learn to get the same thrill from creation is when you’ve found a good headspace

What is a year of life worth? What about a day?

how do you messeaure a year? listen im rent trash. It’s all about love, and that includes self-love. If u dont have love (not necessarily happiness, but love), then nothing is really worth anything. 

Are emotions necessary for human survival

from my own experience, no. you can function perfectly fine when you dont feel anything ever, emotions just makes living so much more purposeful. 

What is the TLDR version of your life?

a mess trying sort out their brain

What should they teach in high school but don’t?

how to adult. finding a place to live, how to pay rent/find good internet/your options besides going to university. 

What inscription do you want on your gravestone?

idk if im gonna have one, i want to be buried in one of those urns that grows into trees, so hopefully i’ll be in a forrest. i havent really thought abt a hypothetical gravestone tbh

If you had thirty seconds to send a message to the entire world, what would you say?

we have to be better than we are right now - please try to remember that everyone is human, and deserve support, respect and basic human rights, even if and when it impacts those more privileged. 

If you could ask a single person a question, and they had to answer truthfully, who and what would it be?

listen i dont know  either one of those  but  do want to know if aliens exists. 

What is honor and does it matter?

idk, i think honor can often lead to stubbornness 

Do you see yourself as the hero or the villain in your story?

Is being open-minded a virtue if it allows destructive ideas to spread through society?

hmmm i think u just need to be open minded in the form of being accepting of others, and trying to show respect in your interactions and disagreements 

What questions would you ask your future self?

Was it all worth it? Did you have a good life? got any tips on how to make us happy?

@psych2go

This is the main character from a dating sim I’m developing.

The game is basically an 80′s teen comedy where you play as a gothy highschool scientist girl who makes a monster boyfriend/girlfriend.  You take a quiz in the beginning to determine if you make a Vampire (Prep), Werewolf (Punk), Frankenstein’s monster (Jock) or Swamp creature (Nerd), then of course there’s the options of your goth rival scientist.

Should be pretty ridiculous in its retro anime candy colored glory.  If I do a kickstarter after finishing the demo I’ll probably add stretch goals to play as a male (so you can do MxM or MxF), as well as more monster options like mummy and ghost.

My girlfriends stress for a quiz is making me super anxious about class for no reason. My heart is about to explode out of my chest. Not going to tell her though, because knowing her, she’ll get even more stressed out. We’re useless.