Almost 2 years later (3 months shy) been busting my ass in cross fit & now getting plenty of cardio as a letter carrier. I’ve lost over 6 inches off my waist, 4 off each thigh.. Hoping to only go up from here!

can we all just please take a minute to recognize that all women have different opinions and views and desires and wants and needs? Not every woman needs to be boy-crazy, not every woman needs to care about makeup, not every woman needs to be a Democrat, not every woman needs to be emotional, not every woman needs to have long hair, not every woman needs to want babies, not every woman needs to have a powerful career, not every woman needs to be girly or timid or flirty or sweet! But guess what, they can be all of those things if they want!!!! I’m tired of society making women feeling like they need to turn themselves down in order to live or be accepted, or just not judged and ridiculed.

So here’s to the girls who do what they want. You change your oil and jump start your car and fix your own tires? GET IT GIRL. You like working out and getting them gains? GET IT GIRL. You’re a stay-at-home mom and you freakin adore your kid? GET IT GIRL. You are a fashion blogger and love shopping? GET IT GIRL. You like sports and NBA and NFL? GET IT GIRL. You love learning about makeup and practice any chance you get? GET IT GIRL. You don’t dumb yourself down or sugar-coat things in order to become more appealing to men? GET IT GIRL. You love fashion and photography and latte art and succulents and hats? GET IT GIRL. You love cooking and hate cleaning? GET IT GIRL. You travel alone? GET IT GIRL. You have a million emotions and feel every single one to its fullest extent? GET IT GIRL. You care about people? GET IT GIRL. You take risks and are passionate and kind and driven? GO AHEAD AND GET. IT. GIRL.

You are not too much, you are perfectly enough! Don’t ever let anyone make you feel like you need to turn yourself down because their minds are too small. Females are strong as hell!



Jou’s new friend Namu “I Can’t Believe It’s Not Malik” Fakename (fa-keh-na-meh) is particularly enthusiastic to get started!

“I’ll give it ALL my enthusiasm and you can give it ALL your blood, pain, and life energy, eh, Jounouchi?”


Kaiba has laid out a buffet that may or may not include cheeses of nebulously European origin

“That’s why they call them the finals!”

And all but one of the finalists have arrived. Ishizu is still in her room because she’s seen this episode before.

*polite yawn*

While they’re waiting for Ishizu to not show up, the duelists engage in some friendly chit-chat, and Jounouchi mentally rearranges his list of “worst matchups for me”


SERIOUSLY. Is this Yami Bakura being a little shit, doing a Ryou impression? Or is it Ryou being a little shit? I must know from whom the shittery is originating!

Kaiba, again, gets fed up waiting for Ishizu and has the TO press on without her.

Time to announce the randomly-chosen first pair! How do we choose?

OF COURSE IT’S WITH A BLUE EYES ULTIMATE DRAGON BINGO MACHINE that Kaiba either MADE or HAD MADE #heisnotthecoolone #sorrynotsorry

First up, by the laws of narrative, has to be Yami, so we see all the cool blimp stuff happening first in a protagonist duel. Also first, by Murphy’s law, Little Mr Should-Be-Resting.

Yami. Is. SO. Suspicious. 

Now it’s time to reveal Seto Kaiba’s awesome Kilometre High Duel Arena!


wtf dude


this is a CARD GAME.


Well anyway, Yami and I Can’t Believe It’s Not Ryou are too busy having hate-sex eye-sex to complain about the TERRIBLE CHOICE OF DUEL ARENA and Yami’s not wasting any time pretending like he actually believes it’s metaphorical butter

and Bakura’s not wasting any time getting started on his usual plan of “Eh Fuck It There’s No Plan”

Yami: um, not really.

He doesn’t even TRY to lie, the MOMENT Yami says “[sigh] is that you, Yami Bakura?” he’s like “SURPR– oh you’re not surprised”.

and THEN

Yami: ò_ó

YOU should– YOU SHOULD KNOW– omg are you?? See. Look. I feel like, here, Yami Bakura’s playing all “hehe I’ll keep him guessing”. But. But. This is from This Guy.

so actually I don’t believe you have a plan


although it sure LOOKS like Bakura has a plan because him and Marik keep very unsubtly smirking and glaring at one another…

Like four minutes later:


Bakura’s so very cavalier about his LP that even Yami, aka Mr This Might Be A Trap Better Trigger It To Find Out, is pretty hesitant about mowing down the third unprotected monster Bakura leaves out, because he’s pretty sure it’s a trap, but, y’know, he decides to trigger it to find out

*polite yawn* 

He uses his destroyed monsters to summon this thing, which I am calling Why The Doll Tho

the doll chatters, it’s truly horrifying

But Yami’s ready for this bullshit and summons All Time Fave, my girl DMG! Whom Bakura immediately disses

Yami: Ò_Ó

Bakura hadn’t attacked because Yami had a face down card he assumed was a trap, but it was actually Mana’s spellbook, boosting her power enough to destroy Why The Doll Tho!

it’s leg-stretchingly exciting for DMG!


Turns out Bakura is smirking (awkwardly) because once Why The Doll Tho is destroyed, he can summon fucking hell itself I guess because who the fuck even designed this card game anyway #fightmePegasus

But the important thing is, everyone keeps their shit together in front of their 13-year-old sister. ^-^

DJ Orange Calderon - GoneGirl (Mix)


Ain’t No Sunshine - Bill Withers (Lido Remix)
Drug Dealers Anonymous - Pusha T ft. JAY Z
Half A Brick - OJ Da Juiceman ft. Gucci Mane
F#ck Up The Club - DJ Khaled
The Hooch - Travis Scott
What Ima Do Today - Desiigner
Campaign - Ty Dolla $ign ft. Future
Why You Mad - Fetty Wap ft. Shy Glizzy
Cute - D.R.A.M.
Love Drought - Beyoncé
Childs Play - Drake
Look At Me - T-Pain
You Was Right - Lil Uzi Vert
Vibin In This Bih - Kodak Black ft. Gucci Mane
Wipe Me Down - Lil Boosie ft Webbie & Foxx
Bad Bitch Remix - Webbie ft. Trina
No Shopping - French Montana ft. Drake
Testarossa Music - ZHU x Gallant
Blood On The Leaves - Kanye West
Freedom - Beyonce ft. Kendrick Lamar
Sucker For Pain - Imagine Dragons, Ty Dolla $ign
The Half - DJ Snake ft. Jeremih, & Swizz Beatz
Go Off - M.I.A.
Like Dat - PARTYNEXTDOOR ft. Jeremih
Big Poppa x Come And See Me - PartyNextDoor
Come Through And Chill - Miguel
twoAM - SZA
Cadillac Dreams SiR ft. Big K.R.I.T
More Than You’ll Ever Know - Donny Hathaway
Impatient - Jeremih ft. Ty Dolla $ign
Controlla - Drake
Controlla (Remix) - Tory Lanez
LUV - Tory Lanez
Why You Always Hatin - YG ft. Drake & Kamaiyah
I Wanna Benz - YG ft. Nipsey Hustle & 50 Cent
How Does It Feel - Kamaiyah
My Squad - Problem
How You Wanna Do It - Problem ft. MoWop & P2
Birthday Chick - Trap Beckham
Too Short - Blow The Whistle
For Free - DJ Khaled ft. Drake
What to Do - Ye Ali ft. K Camp
One Dance (Remix) - Justin Bieber
This Is What You Came For - Calvin Harris ft. Rihanna
Too Good (Turnin’ Me On Blend) - Drake ft. Rihanna
Fade (Reed Streets) - Kanye West ft. Post Malone
With You (Adam Foster) Drake ft. PartyNextDoor
Too Much Sauce - DJ Esco ft. Future & Lil Uzi Vert
Lit - DJ Scream ft. 21 Savage, Juicy J & Young Dolph
Push It - O.T. Genasis
Nothing Is Promised - Mike Will Made It ft. Rihanna
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