girl with a d r e a m

  • Daddy: I love you
  • Me: I love you too
  • Daddy: Who do you love?
  • Me: You?
  • Daddy: No, what's my name?
  • Me: D-Daddy?
  • Daddy: Good, now say it in a full sentence.
  • Me: I love you daddy
  • Daddy: I love you too little girl
  • Me: *S C R E A M S*
brutally honest descriptions of the mbti types based off my experiences with them via a very sleep deprived infp

enfp:

-commitment issues? haha i’ve never heard of those :))))

-will literally punch a toddler in the throat if they say they support trump

-so i took the mbti test 7 times and i got infp twice and entp once?? i don’t really know, because i kind of fit into the infj sterotypes more, but if you really think about it i’m kind of an enfj? but i also really relate to isfps, but then again i think i’m too opinionated and logical to be a feeler, so entp isn’t out of the question, but i also feel like the entj cognitive functions really fit m

-genuinely love animals and it’s so pure

-hi sorry for not replying, i was in prison :3 also i moved to norway lol

-actually just the 2007 taco xd random aesthetic irl

-“i just came up with another book plot” texts approximately every 2.3 hours

isfp:

-hi i’m melissa i’m a 23 year old art school dropout and i abuse prescription pills but it’s okay because i have 200 followers on my grunge aesthetic instagram account. rent me an apartment?

-(talking about veganism to someone at a party) i just don’t understand how anyone could put all of that stuff in their body :/ *bends down to snort a line of cocaine*

-actually really artistically talented but much like the infp they refuse to give themselves any credit for it

-my dream man is someone who goes to coachella with me, helps me align my charkas, takes sad candid pictures of me, is willing to backpack around europe with me and my philosophy class during the summer,

-*googles* why do i share a type with literally every indie musician that has ever breathed lol

-probably fucked your girl in the back of a vape shop

infj:

-if you manage to find one never let them go they are some of the best people you’ll ever meet

-huge harry potter nerds

-can manage to get you to spill out your entire life story to them with a concerned glance

-please actually care for yourself for once and a while literally you do everything for everyone else just take some time for yourself god dammit you deserve it

-CATS™

-could be literally the most talented person in the world but would never come close to admitting it

-hi i’m actually just jesus christ irl! nice to meet you :-)

intj:

-they know everything

-like seriously everything it’s kind of scary like calm down karl

- allows themselves to recognize exactly one (1) human emotion per year

-can read for hours on end without getting bored and genuinely loves learning

-are generally dicks tbh especially to the people they love the most

-wikipedia articles™

-they actually aren’t actually the emotionless robots tumblr seems to display them as, they are actually extremely emotional in my experience and tend to get offended/upset easily and over small things

-sci-fi, cats, and machines > humans

-superiority complex™

-cute when they aren’t busy throwing tantrums/crushing the souls of their enemies

esfj:

-hi i’m martha, i’m 32 years young, i like long walks by the beach, yoga, and judging my neighbors for not mowing their lawn :-)  

-tend to be extra™ parents and their kids can either turn out complete emotional wreck assholes because they’ve never been disciplined or the happiest child you’ll ever meet, there is no in between

-they may be complete snakes and have never came up with an original idea in their entire life but boy can they make a killer chicken parmesan

-kind of comforting in a mother-like sense when they aren’t busy being judgmental dicks

-will clean your entire house for you on a whim

infp:

-wow i love being an infj :)) top 1% haha :))

-will literally develop a crush on someone because they say they know what tumblr is

-find purpose in writing/creating in general

-ending toxic relationships?? haha what’s that??? :))

-constantly switches between their “you can’t control me it isn’t a phase mom go away >:(( my chemical pilots at the disco saved me xd i will literally punch a baby fuck the system i’m 2cool4school” persona and their “i’m such a smol bean :3 save all the animals <333 i love pretty girls and dogs :))” persona

-“can i txt you back in like 15 mins i’m having an emotional breakdown lol”

-actually genuinely empathetic and creatively gifted but gives themself credit for none of it

-intelligent but fails classes because their teacher said something that went against their morals

-playing the victim? never heard of it! :))

-secretly just meme hoarders

-attention whores tbh i won’t even deny it

-o v e r d r a m a t i c

entp:

-hi it’s 6 fucking am and everyone just wants to go back to sleep or die or both but i’m gonna start an argument with the professor over the origin of tangerines for no apparent reason

-*googles* how to permanently get rid of my fe in 5 simple steps

-follow my meme page xd

-so what if i love my dog more than i do myself and my entire family?

-this conversation is boring me i’m gonna go chug a bottle of vodka and binge bill nye the science guy™ peace out

-have low self-esteems but compensate through obscure dark web conspiracy theories at 3 in the morning

-shirley i didn’t call you back because you’re a fake ass bitch not because i didn’t like your lasagna at the block party

estp:

-why do i keep physically abusing my crush lol

-and why do i keep yelling i can’t even stop at this point someone please send help

-they love food more than they do themselves

-fuckboys™

-hi welcome to my prank youtube channel :3

-the type of people to show up to school with 37 puppies and a knife

-i’m not gay but 20 bucks is 20 bucks

entj:

-sorry i didn’t show up to school because you’re fucking stupid

-awe infp is so cute <3 i’ll destroy them last

-*on the floor, drunk, talking to their dog* you’re the only motherfucker in this town who can handle me

-what do you mean other people’s opinions/beliefs besides my own are valid lol??

-lowkey have daddy kinks

-what do you mean it’s physically impossible for me to control every aspect of my life??

-i mean if you really think about it voldemort was the victim,

-the type of person who could tell their crush they like them without flinching. terrifying

istp:

-wears d.a.r.e shirts ironically

-1990’s grunge aesthetic

-would walk into a burning building for the meme

-playing the hero?? haha never heard of it :))

-ew what the fuck man get those feelings away from me lol

-fuck da police

-following the rules?? that seems excessive lmao no thanks

istj:

-i once had one (1) original idea back in the summer of ’67. it was terrifying. i’ll never do it again.

-your scary math teacher that wears black socks everyday expects friday. then they jazz it up a bit with stripes. will mark your grade up if you say you like the same sports team as they do.

-understanding concepts outside of your own experiences? lmao no thanks?

-will make quizlet sets organize your desk for you

-my dream in life is to narrate a crime documentary and complete my george washington memorabilia collection.

-remembers all of their colleagues birthdays. doesn’t say happy birthday.

enfj:

-fucking get over your ex already he wasn’t that attractive calm down allison

-*googles* why do i relate to regina george from mean girls so much?

-the type of person who tells your boyfriend you have a crush on him

-o v e r d r a m a t i c

-gets your shit together for you. judges you

intp:

-dead inside

-if you can manage to find one that actually tolerates you they are some of the most loyal and true people you’ll ever meet

-horrible social skills, compensates through meme hoarding

-sends you links to conspiracy theory videos when you’re sad

-extremely intelligent but they get lost in their own house

-whoops i just remember i haven’t showered in 3 weeks lol

-i would laugh at that joke but i’m 3 hours deep into an existential crisis and i’m 100% convinced you are actually a robot created by bill clinton so not today jeff

esfp:

-yes homo

-cries over cat videos in public

-facetimes you in a grasshopper fursuit at 3 in the morning

-probably an alcoholic

-has 87 different crushes at once

-you haven’t talked to them in 7 years but they’ll show up at your birthday party and give you dog

-also attention whores

-generally has the personality of someone who just did 10 lines of cocaine

isfj:

-one sec let me just gather up all of the fake empathy i can muster for this particular situation

-that one kid in class who always has perfect notes

-shudders at the thought of… a… creative… thought….

-falls in love with an estp approximately every 23 seconds

-hi i’m karen, i’m 34, i love my family, cupcake baking, helping people of course until it interferes with my own personal comfort haha, christmas decorations, room layouts,

-probably has a studyblr

estj:

-your angry boss

-probably cyberbullies children on the internet 

-has an emotional breakdown when they don’t win classroom jeopardy 

-*googles* who is bernie sanders and why do i want him dead

-organizes your shit for you, regrets it later

-dead inside

R E A D Y F O R I T: is a more of a warning than a question. a sign of things to come. a simple warning shot before the gunfight. to let you know that something is about to happen. telling you to prepare yourself. it’s just the beginning in the over all story. 

E N D G A M E: is for the lovers who, despite the odds, believe they can make it through this crazy game called life. it’s wanting to break your reputation of bad endings and make this be the one that lasts forever. it’s adrenaline rushes and planning your whole life out with someone. 

I D I D S O M E T H I N G B A D: is for all the witches they were unsuccessful at burning. it’s lit fireworks crackling in your rib-cage and fiddling with the laces of your warn out combat boots and already ripped fishnets and applying perfectly winged eyeliner without trying and bright red lipstick to match the blood of your enemies.

D O N T B L A M E M E: is for the passionate, reckless, fearless lovers. the ones who fall in love without hesitation and without permission. they dive in head first without looking back. they don’t care if it makes them seem crazy because they would rather be crazily, passionately in love than live an indifferent and emotionless life. it’s for when you find that one person you would risk everything for. 

D E L I C A T E: is for the doubt that takes residence in your head and in your heart when you finally get the courage to dust yourself off and fall for someone new after you got your heart broken. it’s terrifying and temporary and fragile and beautiful because it’s fleeting. it can never last forever, or so you have been led to believe. it’s for the cautious dreamers. the damaged lovers who have been left for dead too many times to count. 

L O O K W H A T Y O U M A D E M E D O: is for the defeating moment when you finally take the blame just to ease the heat. it’s for when every one thinks that they finally buried you but like a phoenix, you rise from the ashes reborn. it’s taking a lighter and burning every thing to the ground. it’s finding out just how good revenge can feel. 

S O I T G O E S: is nights at bars and restaurants and films and parties and weekends that you know can’t possibly last forever. it’s silk dresses and high heels and smudged lipstick and scratches on your lovers back. it’s cashmere jumpers and messy hair and dark circles beneath your eyes because lately life has been so freeing, sleeping seems like a waste of time. 

G O R G E O U S: is for the endless summer nights and repeatedly making eye contact with the stranger across the bar. it’s starry eyes, rosy cheeks, and quiet seduction. it’s drinks in blues and pinks and tiny cocktail umbrellas and having so many you quit counting. it’s finding someone so physically flawless you can’t help but hate them, simply because you can’t have them. 

G E T A W A Y C A R: is for all of the lovers on the run from all of their past mistakes and rebounds. it’s for when they find someone with similar baggage and decide to find distraction in each other. it’s for seeking a fresh new start. it’s secretly kissing in diner booths, holding hands under the table, and kissing each other with recklessness on your lips. it’s knowing that this is temporary, but that’s what you love about it.

K I N G O F M Y H E A R T: for the boys and girls who make a key to their heart and give it to each other. it’s the truth and vulnerability one must have to be able to do that. it’s for the five am rooftop conversations. it’s getting dressed up just to dance with each other around the living room. 

D A N C I N G W I T H O U R H A N D S T I E D: it’s nights spent dancing with each other around the house. it’s lips that taste like safety, and that’s something you haven’t had in so long you’ve forgotten what it taste like. It’s the drop of your stomach just before you jump. This is for the desperate but hopeful lovers. 

D R E S S: is his drink in your hair, on your lips, in your hands. it’s crumpled bed sheets. it’s when the sun rises in the morning and your eyes meet the same sleeping lover beside you. it’s lace bra-lets and knee-high boots. 

W H Y W E C A N T H A V E N I C E T H I N G S: is for when the hurt and betrayed turn into the unforgiving and unafraid. it’s when your mouth is filled with unforgiving teeth. it’s reaching a point of anger, you can’t help but burst into laughter. you can’t help but joke about the whole thing. it’s shards of broken glass and anger to the point of apathy. 

C A L L I T W H A T Y O U W A N T: is for the lovers who find comfort and validation in one another. they don’t have anything to prove. it’s hand written lovers and blankets under covers. grinning from ear to ear alone in your room. the promise of something bigger than this. a taste of forever. it’s cups of tea in the morning and wine at night. it’s the kind of love that could inspire classic romance novels. 

N E W Y E A R S D A Y: is for when every one else has gone home and you are the only two remaining. when the party is over, but the best part of the night has yet to come. it’s time standing still when it’s just you two. it’s air kissed curls and deep two in the morning conversations on kitchen counters. it’s wanting to stay forevermore. 

"hamilton" summarised

act 1

alexander hamilton: HELLO YES HI THIS MUSICAL IS ALL ABOUT ME I AM THE STAR I AM WONDERFUL LOOK AT ALL THE COOL STUFF I DID WOW GO ME

aaron burr, sir: you’re an orphan? nice lets go mURDER THE GOVERNMENT (ft. drunk squad™)

my shot: im PAst patiently waitin im PASSionately SMAshin every expecTATion every ACTion’s an ACT of crEATion

the story of tonight: more drunk cuties

the schuyler sisters: FEMINISM GIRL POWER F U C K THE PATRIARCHY (ft. peggy bein a lil bitch)

farmer refuted: Sassy Ham™ (ft. dONT MODULATE THE KEY THEN NOT DEBATE WITH M E)

you’ll be back: king george iii is a psycho

right hand man: I HAVE THREE FRIENDS PICK ME

a winter’s ball: salty + creepy burr (ft. LAAAAaaaAaAaaaADIES)

helpless: ELIZA IS A PRECIOUS PURE CINNAMON ROLL D O N ’ T T O U C H H E R

satisfied: did somebody say bitter (ft. goosebumps)

the story of tonight (reprise): drunk and gay (reprise)

wait for it: burr has secrets™

stay alive: FUCK OFF CHARLES LEE

ten duel commandments: oKAY so we’re doing this

meet me inside: ham fucks up™

that would be enough: THE CINNAMON ROLL IS BACK AND SHE’S PREGNANT HAM COULD U N O T

guns and ships: lAFAYETTE

history has its eyes on you: gwash has Feelings™

yorktown (the world turned upside down): that one line @ trump tbh, HERCULES MULLIGAN

what comes next: oh no king george is just hella salty

dear theodosia: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

non-stop: HISTORY HAS ITSwhy do you assume you’re the smartest in the room why do you assume you’re the smartest in theNON-STOPhe will never be satisfiedISN’T THIS ENOUGHsatisfiedWHAT WOULD BE ENOUGH

act 2

what’d i miss: tjeffs is back from being a hoe in paris and he’s getting down to Business™ 😎

cabinet battle #1: FUCKN FIGHT ME ILL TAKE ANYONE — alexander hamilton, probably

take a break: spoiler! he doesn’t take a break (ft. UN DEUX TROIS QUATRE CINQQQQQQQQ)

say no to this: oh jesus what is that two letter word starting with n, ending with o, it has escaped my vocabulary completely

the room where it happens: so apparently aaron burr is Salt Personified™

schuyler defeated: bros don’t take other bros’ father in law’s senate seat wtf

cabinet battle #2: if u tie ur hair into a ponytail, u are a completely different person: confirmed

washington on your side: salty burr, jeffersalt, madisalt: the salthern motherfucking democratic republicans™

one last time: washington’s gone, thanks a lot jefferson

i know him: no it turns out that king george iii is actually a fCKN PSYCHOPATH

the adams admininistration: Great Googly Moogly, It’s All Gone To Shit™ (ft. sIT DOWN JOHN YOU FAT MOTHERFUCKER)

we know: so burr’s shady as fuck

hurricane: hoe don’t do it (spoiler! he does it)

the reynolds pamphlet: how to fuck up your own life for no good reason — by alexander hamilton

burn: CINNAMON ROLL IS UPSET AND IT BREA K S Y O U

blow us all away: HE DIDNT MEAN LITERALLY ??¿ (ft. philip organising a threesome)

stay alive (reprise): count to ten in french after this without crying, i dare you

it’s quiet uptown: YOU KILLED YOUR S O N WHAT THE FUCK ALEXANDER CHILL

the election of 1800: alex likes causing drama. what a surprise(!)

your obedient servant: i have never talked shit about you. BUT IF I EVER DID here is a list of everything i said about you and when, it’s 30 years long, take your pick (ft. S A L T )

best of wives and best of women: he doesn’t go back to sleep

the world was wide enough: you done fucked up a-a-ron

who lives, who dies, who tells your story: eliza schuyler hamilton is an angelic cinnamon roll and the world does not deserve her, she singlehandedly made sure her idiot husband made history and she deserves more credit than she is given honestly (ft. your ugly crying)

Brutally honest hour.

A. If I’m in love

B. Last person I talked on the phone with

C. How long has it been since I’ve kissed?

D. If I have a preference for boys or girls?

E. How many piercings?

F. Give me any options like “hot or cold”

G. Last person said “I love you” to

H. Last person I hugged

I. Last time I felt jealous and why

J. Are you insecure? What about?

K. My full name

L. Siblings?

M. If I forgive betrayal?

N. Favorite animal?

O. Where I’d like to travel?

P. Music I like

Q. Favorite flower

R. Is cheating ever okay?

S. 2 hobbies

T. 3 things you love unconditionally

U. Favorite time of the year and why?
V. Big dreams?

W. If I’ve done something I regret very much

X. 3 turn ons

Y. 3 turn offs

Z. Ask any question you want

drcaptainawesomecat  asked:

What happened to you in the Dunkin' Donuts?

Alright I’m home so I can finally tell this story. 

So me and my mom are on our way home from NYC take and my mom accidentally took the wrong exit so we ended up in this bum-fuck-no-where town, but my mom has to pee and i’m starving so we stop at the only place in town which is a Dunkin Donuts. 

So we go in and my mom goes into bathroom and I get in line to get some food. Meanwhile there are five people in this Dunkin Donuts besides me and my mom; the two ladies working, a couple that’s eating at a table in the corner, and a blonde soccer mom behind me in line. 

As I go up to order these two cops come in and start talking to the couple, I order a couple of donuts and a hot chocolate and wait. All of a sudden, mayhem breaks out… at least between the couple and the cops. The girl is crying, the guy is shouting, the cops are telling the man to calm down, they aren’t arresting him they merely want to ask him a couple of questions. Meanwhile, the workers and the woman behind me in line are doing absolutely nothing to acknowledge that this is actually happening. Eventually the guy tries to get physical with the cops so thing are escalating and this other girl walks in and DOESN’T ONCE LOOK AT THE SCENE THAT IS HAPPENING and just goes to the lady in line and goes “AMANDA?!?! OH MY GOODNESS! LONG TIME NO SEE!” and I just want to be like B I T C H DO YOU SEE WHAT IS HAPPENING RIGHT NOW?!?!?! 

So eventually the lady hands me my donuts and hot chocolate and just says “same shit, different day. Thanks for stopping with us along the way.” (WHICH I’M JUST REALIZING R H Y M E D) at this point the police and the couple have fucking vanished, I don’t know where they went or what happened to them but they’re fucking gone. My mom comes out of the bathroom and asks if I’m ready to go and I say yes, I’m very very very very ready to fucking leave. 

So anyway we left and I’m still not entirely sure if this actually happened and I don’t think I’m ever going to get answers. I’m pretty sure the entire town was a fever dream. 

please note i’d never actually do this but ??

…but every since this fucking lady threw a HUGE tantrum at my register the other day literally screaming for my (full) name and phone number and all other info to “get me fired” i’ve been thinking about this… do these fucktards not realize that /I/ literally have access to all their information from their rewards account? Our store has a free rewards program and for the most part people easily give us their F/L names, address, phone number, etc. 

How about I turn the tables and contact YOUR boss Sharron, and tell her how YOU s c r e a m e d like a god damn CHILD for 20 mintues in the middle of my store and see how YOUR boss likes it? How would your boss react if I told them you cussed out three underage employees to tears??

what if I DEMAND that YOU be TERMINATED for your behavior in MY store??? 

#petition for us workers to demand tantrum-throwing customers information to report THEM to THEIR bosses

((again I’d never ever do anything like this but, hey, a girl can dream about it))

FULL MASTERLIST

everything all together for you all, arranged newest first - oldest last

* = over 500 notes      ** = over 1000 notes

C H A P T E R E D   F I C S :

ONGOING:

Yours  *

CHAPTER ONE

CHAPTER TWO

CHAPTER THREE

Welcome To Fucking Hell - Paranormal AU

ALL CHAPTERS


The Plan - Spy AU *

ALL CHAPTERS

Experiment 17 - Halsey/5SOS AU

ALL CHAPTERS


S M U T :

Three/Four/Fivesomes:

FIVESOME • Help? PART ONE - PART TWO **

CAKE • We Need To Talk About Luke     NEW

CASHTON • baby, the loveliest angels make the cruelest demons **

MALUM • My Master and Mistress - Sub!Cal+Master!Michael **

MUKE • Good Girls - PrisonConvict!Muke AU **

MASHTON • Mix-Up PART ONE - PART TWO - PART THREE **

Ashton:

3am PART ONE - PART TWO - PART THREE *

The Waiter: Stripper!5SOS Series **

Yayo Daddy PART ONE - PART TWO - PART THREE - Greaser!Ash AU **

Candy Canes - Daddy!Ash **

Get Out *

Jawbreaker - Hockey!Ash AU *

Werewolf!Ashton - Halloween!5SOS Series **

I Missed You

Mr Irwin - Teacher!5SOS Series **

Wanna Bet PART ONE - PART TWO **

Charity Shop

Table Tennis - Sub!Ash

Outside? *

Home Alone

Calum:

Single - BadBoy!Cal AU *

Shameless **

Pacify Her - Jock!Cal AU **

The Policeman: Stripper!5SOS Series *

The Master’s Encounter - 1920s AU **

Fuck! - Dom!Cal **

Different? - Sub!Cal *

Ghost!Calum PART ONE - PART TWO - Halloween!5SOS Series **

Mr Hood - Teacher!5SOS Series **

Wet Dreams **

Pizza

Luke:

The Boss: Stripper!5SOS Series **

The Laundromat Debacle **

Bad Girl **

Fuck Good Guys **

DarkAngel!Luke - Sequel Teaser - Halloween!5SOS Series **

Mr Hemmings - Teacher!5SOS Series **

Kiss Me PART ONE - PART TWO PART THREE /UNFINISHED/ *

Pranks **

Handcuffed *

Michael:

Caught In A Web PART ONE - PART TWO - Criminal!Mikey *

The Firefighter: Stripper!5SOS Series **

Good Boy/Good Girl - Switch!Mikey **

I Made Breakfast **

Demon!Michael PART ONE - PART TWO - Halloween!5SOS Series **

Truth *

Mr Clifford - Teacher!5SOS Series **

Nerf Wars *

Beginners Luck

House Party

Camping *

Shawn Mendes (NEW!) :

It’s Always The Quiet Ones *

Text AUs:

1. You Want To Leave A Social Situation But Luke Doesn’t Catch On As To Why *

2. You and Ashton struggle to contain your urges for each other when he’s away - light Daddy!Kink *

Blurbs/Imagines/Preferences/AUs:

4/4 His Orgasm Face (Visuals) **

4/4 Song Request: Rejects//5SOS - BadBoy!5SOS *

4/4 How They React To Your Nipple Piercings *

4/4 How They Dirty Talk

How Ashton Reacts When You Squirt - Daddy!Kink *

Ashton Gets Over Protective - Daddy!Kink *

Ashton Fingers You With The Boys In The Next Room - Daddy!Kink *

What Ashton Is Like In Bed *

What Calum Is Like In Bed

Car Sex With Calum

What Luke Is Like In Bed *

Luke Tries To Teach You Guitar - Teacher!Kink *

What Michael Is Like In Bed **

The ‘Guess The Body Part Challenge’ with Youtuber!Michael

Mikey Fingers You In Public *

Hooking Up with BadBoy!Michael In School - Highschool!AU

Submitted:

Caught Wet Handed - Luke Hemmings smut by sweetpotatoeypie

Mistletoe - Luke Hemmings smut by stvllermuke

Galaxies - blind!Michael Clifford smut by icecxve

Camp Counselor AU - Michael Clifford smut by highmaintancelowquality

Lap Dance - Any Boy smut by a-love-like-clifford

Vibrations - deaf!Michael Clifford smut by icecxve

Kitten - Michael Clifford smut by ought-to-be-studying

F L U F F / O T H E R:

Ashton:

My Boyfriend Does My Makeup

Song Imagine: Screen//twenty one pilots - Punk!Ash

Calum:

Calum Loves You & Your Piercings

Airplanes - Army!Calum AU *

Soulmate AU *

Au Naturel *

Drop Dead Hood - Calum Smut Teaser

It’s Always Been You

Luke:

Soulmate AU *

Amnesia *

Wherever You Are

Michael:

Soulmate AU

WEAR CONDOMS (includes kissing) *

Drunk and Snuggly

Unpredictable

Text AUs:

1. Calum Decides What He Wants For His Birthday *

Blurbs/Imagines/Preferences/AUs:

Numbered Blurb Masterlist (4/4)


4/4 Elemental!5SOS AU *
4/4 Demi/GreekGod!5SOS AU *
4/4 Hogwarts!5SOS AU *
4/4 Divergent!5SOS AU *
Merman!5SOS AU / Pirate!ATL AU
4/4 HighSchoolAU
4/4 Daddy!5SOS First Day Of Kids’ High School *
4/4 You’re Shorter Than Him *
4/4 You’re Tall
4/4 You’re Feeling Sad And He Cheers You Up
4/4 Song Request: Do I Wanna Know // Arctic Monkeys
4/4 They Say I Love You For The First Time
4/4 You Are Good With Fans Even Though You’re Nervous
4/4 You’re Pregnant MASHTON - CAKE
4/4 How You First Meet
4/4 Your Favourite Song To Listen To With Each Other
4/4 Fighting And Making Up *
(Any) You’re Sick And He Came To Look After You
Honeymoon Mini Series: Ashton
Dating Ashton Would Include… **
Meeting Ashton At The Airport
Ashton Wants To Cuddle But You’re Busy
Ashton And You Meet At A Halloween Party
Daddy!Calum + Daddy!Luke
Honeymoon Mini Series: Calum
Dating Calum Would Include… **
Calum Left You And Your Baby, But Wants To Be Part Of Your Life Now
Calum Catches You Singing
Honeymoon Mini Series: Luke
Dating Luke Would Include… **
Luke Goes Shopping With You
Luke Watches Your YouTube Videos And You Meet At Vidcon *
The Boys See Love Bites On Your Neck And Tease Luke **
Luke Accidentally Chains His Bike To Yours *
Tutor!Luke
Honeymoon Mini Series: Michael
Dating Michael Would Include… **
Pumpkin Carving With Michael
You’ve Been Raped Before And Tell Your Boyfriend Michael (TW)
BadBoy!Michael Being Whipped For You *
Stargazing/Rooftop Snuggles With Michael
Michael Asks You To A Dance

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Rainy Days With Calum (blurb)

One Last Dance - Michael Imagine

Can’t Pin Me Down

- Calum Imagine by

@dreamingof5sauce


L i k e M o t h e r , L i k e D a u g h t e r

I saw the picture I used as reference for this one and thought immediately of Winry and her baby girl!

OFC Ed’s is crying over his girls all dressed up in the same dresses patterns

Jokers-SweetheartsMasterlist

J O K E R ☟

Original Fics

 Chemical Baptism Pt.1
 Chemical Baptism Pt. 2
 The Outsider Pt. 1
 The Outsider Pt. 2
 The Outsider Pt. 3
The Outsider Pt. 4
The Outsider Pt. 5
The Outsider Pt. 6
The Outsider Pt. 7
Trust Pt 1
Trust Pt. 2
Trust Pt. 3
Trust Pt. 4
Trust Pt. 5
Trust Pt. 6
Trust Pt. 7
Trust Pt. 8

Original Headcanons

 Sweet Sixteen
 Normal Halloween
 Dating
 Uncle Frost
 Interrupting Business
 Wedding Day
 Driving Lesson
 Crush on Frost
 Perfume
 Smile Kiss
 Phone
 Pathologist 
 New Crowd
 Runaway
Affair with Frost
GTA
Dance
Jewelry
Nightmares
Baby Clown Princess
Falling Asleep on Couch
Graduation 
Clown Twins

Original Imagines

 Purple Lamborghini
 Boyfriend
 Too Many Clowns Pt 2
 Too Many Clowns Pt 3
 Too Many Clowns Pt. 4
 Dating Reaction
 Arkham Break
 Caught At The Club
 Away From You
 Saving You From Arkham
 Too Many Clowns Pt. 5
 The Visit 
 Guy Bothering You
 Adopted 
 Makeover
 Introduction
 Too Many Clowns Pt. 6
 Visiting Jerome
 FULL visiting jerome
 True Love
 Saving Joker
Jerome making you feel better
Joker and the first date
First Kill
The Killing Joke (not dceu joker)
Joker’s Son
Joker Getting The Last Kiss
Running From His Family
Getting Tattoos
Joker Thinking Of His Daughter In Arkham

Imagine Requests

 Weakness
Father’s Day
To The Rescue
 Metahuman
Too Many Clowns Part 1
Where’s Harley
Where’s Harley Sequel
Replacements
 Princess Resurrection
Trick or Treat
 Don’t Know Her
Apology
 Stalker
 Betrayal
 Heir
 Homecoming
 Unexpected Love
 Unexpected Love Pt. 2
 Reunited
 Escape
 No Makeup
 Losing Virginity 
 Birth
Dating Wayne
 Sent To Belle Reve
 Wheelchair
 Bride
 Ballerina
 Defense
 Panic Attack
 Ballet Company
 Stripper
Pass The Salt
 Coming Out
 Suicide Attempt
You Broke My Heart
 Reunited Pt. 2
 Reveal
Return After 5 Years
Artist
Newborn
Jerome’s Chemical Wedding
Dance Competition 
Dr. Harleen Quinzel
Damon Salvatore
Date Night
Jerome’s Baby
Home Movie
I Love You
The Funeral
Revenge
Big Brother Jerome
Gagsworth
American Horror Story
Metahuman Genes
Tattoo
That Dress
Fear Toxin
Present For A Princess
Kidnapped
New Puppy

Headcanon Requests

 Drunk
 Harley’s Daughter
 Clown Baby
 Violin
 Grief 
The Riddler
Ed and Jon
Villains
Dating Joker’s Daughter Would Include
Possession (Joker’s Son)
Jealousy
Autism
Hair
At The Beach
Sneaking Out
Smitten By You (Joker’s Son)

J A R E D L E T O  ☟

Original Fics

 Modeling 
 Stepfather
 Nightmare
 VYRT

Original Imagines

 Jealous Rock Star
 Christmas Morning
 On Set
 Boyfriend Meeting The Band
 Bad Day
 Watching Him Perform
 Protective Dad
 Sleeping in the Studio
 Skyping
 Crying
 Separation Anxiety
 Home From A Date
 It Felt Like Years
 Jared vs Shannon
 Shannon to the Rescue
 Rayon
 Fight with Mom
In the Joker Character 
 After Party
 Making him Jealous
 Night terrors
 Asked About You
 Interview
 Bodyguard
 Adopted
 Hurting
 Don’t Leave
 License 
 Puppy
Dating Cameron Monaghan
Hating Touring
Packing
Nick Lowell
Doctor’s Visit
Missing His Girls On Christmas
Daughter Meeting Girlfriend
Ellen Asking About Daughter
Borrowing His Clothes
Jared Fighting For You

Imagine Requests

Dating His Friend
Drug Addiction
Road trip 
Breakup
Harry
Artifact
Step Mom
Cutting
Mr. J
Changes
Quinceanera
How I Met Your Mother
Stockholm Syndrome

Original Headcanons

 Personality
 Diving
Suicide Squad Set
Being his daughter would include

Headcanon Requests

 Lyrics

N O R M A N  R E E D U S

Original Headcanons

Being his daughter would include

S H A N N O N  L E T O 

Original Headcanons

Being his daughter would include

N I C K  L O W E L L 

Original Imagines

A Look

C I L L I A N  M U R P H Y  

Original Headcanons

Being his daughter would include
Falling For Joe Cole

J O H N N Y  D E P P  

Headcanon Requests

Saying Goodbye

ted bundy: omg i would never??? i’m a good man with a decent job working in law! and psychology! how DARE you even INSINUATE i committed these awful crimes. i didn’t do ANYTHING. i’m a LAW-ABIDING CITIZEN. hell, i’ll plead not guilty right now

the fbi: okay first of all, that’s not how this works, you’re not even in court, ted, jesus christ, we’re just arresting you—

ted bundy: as a LAW STUDENT, did i mention that before?? hm?? i study LAW it is illegal to arrest an INNOCENT man

the fbi: now, we have a LOT of evidence against you, mr. bundy

ted bundy: i fuckedd up, okay? oh my god don,‘ty ou r,,ealize  thh..a  tsome   peuople???? murdre???? to c;;op;;e????? i’m so sorry i said i was so sor  ry do we reaally need,, t..o talk abou the   DATH PENALTY??? i’m so soryr   i k..il.led  those3  8 girls but lik;e??;;?? i couldn’t help it,?????, it asn’t my f  ault??? porn corrupte,,d meu andi ’m dj;ust?? ? trying to copee??

6

[hogwarts student identification]:

she was a  q u e e n 
with neither  c r o w n  nor  k i n g d o m 
the most  p o w e r f u l  piece on the board

(tysm @durmstranqs for the caption!)

2

C R O O K E D  K I N G D O M  →  MISTER CRIMSON

West Stave was in chaos. Mister Crimsons were everywhere, fifty, sixty, seventy of them in red masks and cloaks, tossing coins into the air as tourists and locals alike pushed and shoved, laughing and shouting, crawling on hands and knees, completely oblivious to the stadwatch officers trying to get past them.

“Mother, Father, pay the rent!” shouted a crowd of girls from the doorway of the Blue Iris.

“I can’t, my dear, the money’s spent!” the Mister Crimsons chorused back, and tossed another cloud of coins into the air, sending the crowd into freshly delirious shrieks of joy.

anonymous asked:

Do you have any longer thirsty fics for other ships? Just looking at the Yoonmin ones made me want more? <3

sure! I’m just gonna put them in the same order as my bookmarks on ao3 bc its like, almost midnight, and ya girl is t i r e d and lazy :’( but i will d e liverrrr edit: just kidding i put it in order by ship :’)

Once In A Lifetime by SevenSoulmates [Vmin, M, 34k]

the most beautiful and terrible thing by kaythebest [Vmin, G, 5k]

against the grain by CaptainButts [Vmin, Not Rated, 5k]

love at first swipe by maxx [Vmin, T, 9k]

fireflies by kaythebest [Vmin, T, 12k]

finger cuffs by nonheather [Vmin, T, 30k]

im yours to keep by CaptainButts [Vmin, T, 8k]

drunk and in love by taebyte [vmin, T, 24k]

Shooting Stars and Silver Moons by mucha [vmin, E, 20k]

it’s your heart i wanna live (& sleep) in by knth [vmin, T, 22k]

Seal It With A Kiss by adrenalinecaged [taekook, M, 7k]

all i want for christmas (is you) by jimins [taekook, Not Rated, 2k]

Operation Get Jeon Jungkook Into Kim Taehyung’s Pants (And Also His Heart) by itsbaekhyum [taekook, T, 7k]

paint me in color by princesschimin [taekook, E, 5k]

Even If I Die, It’s You by captainheyturnitup [taekook, E, 16k]

Been There All Night by Bangtanbananas [taekook, E, 9k]

You’re an Alpha?! by Kookiefluffle [taekook, E, 3k]

love in the time of social media by abillionstars [taekook, T, 23k]

Date Nights by ShortyKai [taekook, G, 9k]

Drink up baby (it’s poison) by taeharem [taekook, T, 10k]

I Was Made For Loving You by pinkeow [taekook, T, 29k]

Like You’re Whispering by joonphases [namjin, M, 14k]

springing a leak by CrimsonStone [namjin, E, 4k]

a sugar coated pill and a pick me up by whomstisthis [namjin, T, 25k]

how people move by doozy (jungtaeh) [namjin, G, 17k]

color my heart (like that red sunset) by sophia7 [namjin, T, 8k]

Eternally Yours by moonsuns [namjin, G, 4k]

His First Time by ColorMeWithTheStars [namjin, E, 4k]

Hey Kitty, Kitty by jonghyunslisterine [jikook, E, 3k]

hit me (with your best shot) by happy_tokki [jikook, G, 7k]

nothing’s somethings by adequater [jikook, T, 5k]

i’ll stick to you like glue-cose by cygnus (lucid_wisteria) [jikook, T, 7k]

Shot Through the Heart by gloomy [jikook, T, 5k]

Training Wheels by jeonify [jikook, G, 4k]

the daily grind by whomstisthis [yoonseok, E, 7k]

sew your heart to my sleeve by inkingbrushes [yoonseok, T, 8k]

All I ever wanted (Was a part of you that I couldn’t break) by inkingbrushes [yoonseok, T, 14k]

I Thought That I Was Dreaming When You Said You Loved Me by teenuviel1227  [yoonseok, M, 7k]

nothing makes sense when you’re in love byhouse_laurie [namgi, E, 10k]

Soft Hands And Scars (And Maybe I Like You) bytoungemoji [namgi, G, 2k]

six to nine (we’ll play the game) by gunhee [namgi, Not Rated, 22k]

The Rest Comes After by miskeen [namgi, T, 17k]

take it or leave it by syubnugget (subsequence) [namgi, E, 40k]

Hi, Welcome to Tumblr! by DancingSkys [namgi, M, 7k]

you’re my fifth season (look, to me, you’re still green)by shortiest [namgi, G, 9k]

Yoongi and the Pea, or: What the Fuck Is Wrong With Your Bed by noraebangbang [namgi, T, 5k]

little by little (into your world) by sirradel [namgi, M, 15k]

you say you want passion (i think you found it) byJemKay [namgi, E, 6k]


I hope this quenches ur thirst ;-)

- Admin Ange