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Bts reaction to you grinding on them while in their lap

Seokjin

“Stay still! Now,now. Don’t tease on purpose baby girl. You want to have your dessert later, right? You will beg me to let you cum, right? So, if you want to cum later, stop moving. Good girl.”

Originally posted by jhopefluxo

Yoongi

“Move one more time and see where it will get you. On this lap, but with a beautiful gag around your beautiful lips and handcuffs around your wrists. You really want to trigger me?”

Originally posted by eatupbangtan

Namjoon

Fists your hair in his hand. Pulls your hair to him “Go on. Continue. Slowly. I don’t give a fuck who sees kitten. Grind on Daddies dick like you are supposed to do.”

Originally posted by jackjacky5

Hoseok

“Y/N, please stop moving. I understand you are needy and all, but Daddy wants to finish this movie. I really want to see the-” you grind really hard on him “FUCK, the movie can wait. Come here, you little tease. You’ll pay for this.”

Originally posted by morekpopmore

Jimin

He didn’t say anything at all. You tought doing this will have some effect on him. He wanted you to think this. So, you were really surprised when his hand dissappeared under the blanket and then your skirt. “Keep quiet. This is what you get for being a naughty little kitten. If you make a noise, I’ll make sure you won’t cum tonight. I’ll wreck you. Was I clear?”

Originally posted by delightfullyfree95

Taehyung

You only wanted to tease him, so you sat in his lap, wiggld a little, enough to frustrate the shit out of him and when you were done having fun, you stood up. But a big, strong hand, yanked you back down. “Be a little good girl and finish what you started. Don’t try to run. I’ll catch you and then destroy this sweet body of yours.”

Originally posted by yourpinkpill

Jungkook

This little shit. No matter how much you were trying to make him horny by wiggling like a child in his lap, it just didn’t work. He was either totally oblivious to the situation or he controlled his hormones perfectly. As you thought that game was over for you and you got annoyed with him, you stood up. Halfway standing, a low voice said “Come right back here. Sit. On my thigh. Come on. Good girl. Now move on it. Use it as your own limited edition sex toy. That’s it. My little baby. I can’t get hard if I know I haven’t taken care of my needy little princess.”

Originally posted by jikookfantasy

My uncle just tried to mansplain me on FB regarding a) my cookies and b) marvel. The words ‘real fan’ may have been involved. As in ‘a real fan’ would have known  that …

And he was inaccurate in his nitpick. 

*grumbles*

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Super Hook Girl is a cute japanese game where you are a girl who flings herself around with a grappling hook.

Panic! At The Disco music videos, a summary:

I Write Sins: The circus invades a wedding.

Ballad of Mona Lisa: Steampunk vampires, plus a murder conspiracy.

Nine In The Afternoon: Drugs ft. a marching band

That Green Gentleman: Drugs ft. Russian nesting dolls.

Miss Jackson: Brendon killed a hooker, some tires got set on fire and also there was this magic lady who gave her soul up or something. It was a bad day for everyone.

But It’s Better If You Do: Brendon secretly goes to a secret illegal strip club, keeping it a secret from his wife who just so happens to secretly work there. Good times.

Lying Is The Most Fun: People with fish tank heads which is apparently a metaphor for having sex??

Nicotine: Brendon clones himself to deal with the loss of his girlfriend.

This Is Gospel: Murderous doctors.

Ready To Go: Brendon accidentally travels to a different time/dimension, dances with some emo swiffers, gets shot out of a canon, is transported to Toonville, and then everybody decided to go all Singing In The Rain. In conclusion: what the fuck.

Build God, Then We’ll Talk: Mime porn.

Girls/Girls/Boys: To raise awareness of bisexuality, Brendon Urie goes naked.

Northern Downpour: Why are there words on everything.

Let’s Kill Tonight: Shockingly normal, considering the title and the lyrics of the song.

Hallelujah: Illusions, illusions everywhere.

Emperor’s New Clothes: Despite the amount of religiously themed songs, Brendon decides that Hell is the place for him.

(BONUS) 

The Overture: Wut.

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not once, but TWICE!! (ノ´ヮ´)ノ*:・゚✧

  • Me after the first five minutes of each of the four Gilmore Girls episodes: *pauses the show*
  • Me: IF YOU'RE OUT ON THE ROOOAAAD, FEELING LONELY AND SO COOLLDD, ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS CALL MY NAME AND I'LLLL BE THERE ON THE NEXT TRAIN! WHERE YOU LEADDDD, I WILL FOOLLLOOWWW, ANYWHERE, THAT YOU TELL ME TO, IF YOU NEEEDD, YOU NEED ME TO BE WITH YOU, I WILL FOOOLLLOOWW WHERE YOU LEEEAAAADDDD.
  • Me: *presses play*
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