girl standing in a wall

Sword Oratoria

So awhile back I picked up the first volume of the Danmachi spinoff LN in a buy two get one free sale thinking that it was a manga. I was initially disappointed because I didn’t really want a LN at the time, but since I bought it I figured I might as well go ahead and read it. 

I have to say, I was pleasantly surprised. It’s certainly not the pinnacle of fantasy writing, but I was engaged in the story and wanted to know what was going to happen next. I appreciate that in the spinoff it focuses on Aiz and her familia doing badass things in the dungeon rather than Bell being a newb and getting stronger. Aiz is already basically a god among men, and it lets the story go somewhere different than the original. 

While the writing is for the most part fairly simple (though I suspect this is partly because of it being translated and also that LNs are typically aimed at a younger audience and tend to not use a lot of advanced Kanji, which probably translates to the somewhat punctual and simple sentences that LN translations seem to have) the author has a real knack for describing large scale tactical battles. Sure Aiz is pretty OP and well wreck things, but in the really lower levels of the dungeon if they don’t work together and have a strong battle plan they’re just gonna die. 

I also appreciate that in the LN the world is fleshed out a lot more. World building is one of my favorite things in a show or book, and the Danmachi anime didn’t go into too much depth about the various things. The LN goes into much much more depth about how all the systems work, the various familia, cool little things about the world and so on. Also the dungeon is just fucking cool. Each floor can be completely unique, with almost no restrictions placed on what it has to look like or be which leaves the author with incredible freedom to dream up the wildest floors they possibly want. 

I wasn’t really expecting to enjoy this book very much, but it’s a solid fun read. Something like a 6-7/10 if I’m going to give it numbers. If you liked Danmachi at all, or sort of liked it but wanted a different view of the world this is a nice book to pick up. Only the first volume has been officially translated, but they seem to be coming out with new official translations every couple months. I’m sure there are fan translations floating around too, but I haven’t looked for them. 

So ya, fun book. There is an anime adaption scheduled sometime this year too. I think next season, but maybe the one after. That should be fun. 

Sex and the signs

Preferred position:
Aries: legs over shoulders
Taurus: Missionary, hard and fast
Cancer: Woman on top
Gemini: Reverse cow girl
Leo: off the bed doggy or standing up wall sex
Virgo: doggy style
Libra: 69 followed by missionary followed by bdsm
Scorpio: somewhere elevated like a bench, washing machine or desk
Sagittarius: outside sex or bath sex
Capricorn: straddling couch sex
Aquarius: standing shower sex
Pisces: spooning

Dom/Sub:
Aries: dom
Taurus: dom
Cancer: both
Gemini: both
Leo: dom af
Virgo: sub
Libra: both af
Scorpio: dom af
Sagittarius: sub
Capricorn: sub
Aquarius: dom
Pisces: both af

Lights on or off:
Aries: on
Taurus: off
Cancer: off
Gemini: on
Leo: off
Virgo: off
Libra: on
Scorpio: on
Sagittarius: on
Capricorn: off
Aquarius: on
Pisces: off

Music genres to have sex to:
Aries: rap or hiphop
Taurus: electronic pop
Cancer: ambient
Gemini: rock
Leo: industrial/tantric
Virgo: metal
Libra: trance or chillstep
Scorpio: heavy rock
Sagittarius: trap
Capricorn: pop
Aquarius: remixes with alotta bass
Pisces: screamo

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i wish that i wasn’t afraid of parties
maybe then people would start liking me
i wish that i wasn’t afraid of people
maybe then there would be a lot more i could see

i hate talking 
i hate drinking 
what if i just lay in bed? 
play situations in my head 
i don’t wanna get fucked up tonight 

get that beer out of my face
you sad sample of human race!
don’t wanna be the dream girl standing against the wall
people crawling up my back
oh god here comes the panic attack!
maybe i should just go home after all 

i don’t wanna be the girl with no one to talk to
i just wanna be the girl who doesn’t have to try
it’s times like these where i only feel like hiding
i’m walking out that door, tears are wellin’ up in my eyes