i have a lowkey crush on one of the trainers at my gym so if you were wondering what my inspiration was 👀 👀
title: sweeter than confection fandom: hamilcast pairing: daveed x reader rating: m for sexytimes word count: 3618 (this was actually gonna be longer but I had to stop myself)
(request: hi, i love love LOVE your writing. homecoming is my favorite series of all time, i love it. could i request a daveed x reader fic where daveed is the reader’s private trainer? or just a fic where they’re working out together and maybe it gets steamy? idk, whatever your comfortable with, ily ❤❤)
You were hoping to beat your PRs and run a faster mile when you asked Daveed to be your personal trainer; what you get is a whole lot more.
•thunderbird dorms have bunk beds. they just do. (they’re like 3-4 bunks high bc that’s fun)
•a big stereotype for pukwudgies is that they can cook, but this is not always true. if you’re in pukwudgie you’re either amazing at cooking or abysmal. (the good ones are gordon ramsey and yell at all the ones who can’t cook)
•the cheese touch was a mess back when it was a thing. you would get jinxed if you even tried to get a wampus
•for hundreds of years the students have been trying to figure out the plural for wampus (they still don’t have it)
•however, thunderbirds insist that it’s “wampussies” (how to piss off a wampus 101)
•no-maj students brought boy scouts and girl scouts to ilvermorny
•there is a competition to see which house can sell the most girl scout cookies
•horned serpents always sell thin mints
•pukwudgies sell trefoils
•thunderbirds sell lemonades
•and wampus(es? the plural is still a mystery) sell samoas
•thunderbirds are very dramatic when they get sick “jacob, i’m going to cough up an intestine, tell my family i love them.”
•there is 100% a school play
•horned serpents love broadway and know every. single. song. for every. single. play
• horned serpents are amazing at scrabble and nothing is more competitive as uno
•thunderbirds have a really big map which has a ton of dots on it indicating where thunderbird students have been. you don’t even have to draw the dot yourself or tell the board. the board just knows.
•wampus students have the best friendships between grades. they treat each other like family and nothing less.
•not all wampus(sess????) are physical warriors. some are just so argumentative and can choose their words very well. you’d think that they would go to horned serpent but no. they are right at home.
•there are many wampus(i)(like octopi) who look like a cinnamon bun but still say ‘fight me’ ALL THE DAMN TIME. i mean it’s like a natural reflex
•wampus(sss??????!!!!1!) and thunderbirds never back down from a dare
•pukwudgies always have writing on their arm… whether it be from being bored and absentmindedly doodling or having reminders. it’s just always there
•the thunderbird common room is located in a tower, so when the school wide snow ball fight(war) comes around they have the arial advantage
•idk if i said this in the last one, but Thanksgiving is OFF THE CHARTS GOOD
•the houses decorate their common rooms for holidays (ex. halloween, christmas, new years, valentine’s day etc…) and since the other houses can’t actually see what it looks like they always make it out to be a lot better than it really is. in fact, it’s usually just a mass of colored paper chains.
•wampus(ies??)) call pukwudgie a pukkies and it pisses them off.
•do not compare pukwudgie to hufflepuff unless you want to be in the hospital wing for the next 2 days. they don’t have anything against hufflepuffs. hufflepuffs are the shit, but their house is literally venom filled arrows and stuff. they’re not always kind, patient or fair.“
•KINDER EGGS ARE SMUGGLED IN
•ilvermorny has movie nights 2 times a month. when it’s warmer outside they obviously do it outside. (thunderbirds and wampus(eseses??) tend to sneak off to explore the campus.)(wampus(oses?) have to go in case a thunderbird gets attacked by an animal)
•there’s a haunted house!!! but it’s actually a corridor. teachers are totally fine with the students setting it up because they know that no matter what they say, the kids will disobey anyway.
•the 7th years take the nervous 1st years through it, but sometimes they end up getting more scared than the little kids.
•food. so much food. so much good food.
•the mashed potatoes are to die for
•pukwudgies hardly ever miss a day of class for being sick because they are always able to cure it in like 3 minutes
•pukwudgie actually cuss a lot
•horned serpents are honestly so fun to be around because they always have good luck somehow.
•the horned serpent common room being REALLY dirty. quills, parchment, books, ink, and food are everywhere. “scourgify can only do so much.”
•thunderbirds excel in transfiguration, pukwudgies in potions, wampus(i give up) in defense against the dark arts, and horned serpents in anything (as long as they put their mind to it)
•there are a ton of clubs (not only magical clubs like gobstones cough hogwarts cough) like book clubs, art club, band, magical creatures club, etc etc etc
check out my other list of ilvermorny headcanons (idk how to link it so you have to find it in my messy blog 😬)
There was a day I thought I could not live without you. There was a day that I rushed to hit your name on my phone with every piece of news because there was no other person I wanted to share it with more. If there was tears in my eyes I wanted nothing more but to hear your voice. A cup of coffee with you was the best day yet. There was a day that when I was shopping and everything reminded me of you from the lime green pants, to the thin mint girl scout cookies, and even the song on the radio.
Then one day just like all the years we spent building the relationship it vanished. I slowly came to see you in the light that perhaps you always stood. All the years I spent giving into the relationship. Answering the phone no matter what time day or night for you, rushing to save you from whatever mess you had landed yourself into, being there no matter what you faced in regards to all the crisis you found yourself in with your marriage, and bailing you out of financial crisis to the grief of my own financial collapse. Then one day I needed a friend a brief moment of need and just when I thought I could rely on a person who I had been there for I found that was not the case. Much to my surprise the years that followed showed me that you never intended to be a friend the way I was for you. Loyalty was never returned. My heart shattered as I realized not everyone gives as I do. Not everyone is a friend as I am. Not everyone speaks the truth as I do.
Detangling the emotions of a friendship was almost like getting a divorce from someone you thought loved you. That used you and emotionally played you. It took years and several attempts before I finally severed it. My heart was left raw. Nights were spent sleepless and in tears, then slowly it started to heal. Then one day I could talk to you again. I could see your face without the slightest emotion. My heart grew colder. Yes, I talk to you and yes, I call you friend. Just like you do me. I serve you the same cold dish you did me for years. I can brush your phone calls aside and lie about what I am doing. I can not answer your texts with urgency. I can not worry about if you are dying because at one point I was and it didn’t even matter. Matter of fact if you were to ask me for a favor I would probably say I could do it and not even show up without the slightest remorse. Why? Because I have no emotional ties anymore. It took a whole year for me to let it go and emotionally disengage from you. To survey the damage you did. To really see just what you have done and what someone who even had respect would do. I have found more steady friends. Friends who are there no matter what. Who give back. I found loyalty. I found those who believe as I do. Those who meet me for lunch or dinner or coffee. Who answer my calls or texts. Who don’t lie or steal or fail to keep promises. Who don’t use friends lightly. Those who when I gave them recent news of things I was going through told me “we” will get through this and they have been there every step of the way with me. They know me and I am proud to say I adore my friends now. I found myself again. I found love. I found true love within me and within others. I found it cannot be bought or played for. I found that I can live without you on speed dial or on my thoughts and that I am actually happy.
And to my former best friend: Good riddance dear “friend”. I hope you find more friends like yourself that are shallow and using; because birds of a feather usually flock together. We can continue to pretend to be friends just like you always did. Two can play that game now. Soon you will figure out that others are playing you even better at that game…but to each their own. Life is all about the lessons you learn. I learned mine.
Anonymous asked :
Can you do a fic where Blaine is a part of the army and he is ‘missing in action’. After a year he surprises Kurt by appearing at the door. (Bonus if Kurt has moved on and Blaine has to get him back).
No, that kiss.
Kurt can still feel it on his lips, hard and lingering. It
never goes away, that last kiss they had. The very last kiss before his husband
left to fight for his country. Kurt can still feel it every time he wakes up,
every time he falls asleep. Those lips, the ones he’d grown so accustom to, the
ones he’d vowed to spend the rest of his life kissing, every single day.
When Blaine had told him that he was being deployed to
Afghanistan, sheer terror had filled Kurt’s veins and he’d begged him not to
“It’s going to be 4 months Kurt. That’s it. Then I’ll be
right back home”
Of course, Blaine had always been so optimistic, where as
his fiancé had worried over and over their situation every single minute of
every single day until he was ready to leave.
Amongst a sea of army greens, Kurt and Blaine had shared
their teary goodbye’s, Kurt clinging so desperately to his love that his
knuckles were white, his eyes red and raw.
“You come home to me Blaine Anderson, you come home to me”
he’d managed to say through broken sobs as he was held in his fiancé’s strong
arms. Blaine had smiled at him as tears raced down his cheeks. He’d pressed
their foreheads together and held his love as close as he could.
“I’ll never say goodbye to you”
Kurt had laughed softly and they’d kissed, long and hard and
Kurt had stood, lips trembling as he watched Blaine wave to him
until they were all gone, and he was alone.
hey it's the real sassy anon u got a couple weeks(?) ago. how are the stars and heavens today. i saw that u don't have friends and that makes me sad. can I have a fortune to see if i can be friends with the stars and heavens? i give u Girl Scout cookies(thin mints because they are The best)
THAT DOES NOT NARROW IT DOWN BUT I THINK I RECOGNIZE YOUR VOICE I AM GLAD I DID NOT SCARE YOU AWAY FRIEND ALSO I COMMEND YOUR SUPERIOR TASTE IN GIRL SCOUT COOKIES
YOU ARE ALWAYS WELCOME WITH THE STARS AND I FRIEND
Finallyyyyy getting around to doing this collective haul post! This is a bundle of lip balm and makeup products I have purchased (or were purchased for me) over the past 2 months that came from amazon, drugstores, too faced, lime crime, big lots, dollar tree, target and ulta. This is gonna be a little long so please don’t hate me haha.
Picture 1: Hershey’s flavored lip balm set (flavors are watermelon jolly rancher, hershey’s chocolate, cotton candy bubble yum, original twizzlers, reese’s peanut butter cup, cherry jolly rancher, original bubble yum, and hershey’s kisses).
Girl Scout cookie lip smacker set (flavors are thin mints, coconut caramel stripe, trefoils, chocolate peanut butter, and peanut butter)
Dip n’ Dots lip balm set (flavors are cotton candy, raspberry shebert, watermelon ice, lemon lime sherbert, banana split, bubble gum, peach, and mint chocolate)
Picture 2: Tootsie Roll lip balm set (flavors are vanilla tootsie roll, lime tootsie roll, grape blow pop, cherry blow pop, junior mints, strawberry blow pop, sour apple blow pop, original tootsie roll, cherry tootsie roll and sugar daddy)
Cupcake lip smacker set (flavors are birthday cake, berry buttercream, slated caramel, red velvet, vanilla coconut, strawberry sprinkle, ice cream cake, dulce de leche, spun sugar lip gloss, and red velvet cake lip gloss)
Picture 3: Frankenberry and Count Chocula flavored lip balms
Two Best Flavor forever lip smacker sets (flavors are blueberry pancake, maple bacon, orange juice, toasted smores, keetle corn, and frozen lemonade)
Cake Pop lip smacker set and another Best Flavor Forever set (flavors are strawberries ‘n cream, vanilla buttercream, royal red velvet, chocolate lemon, double cheeseburger, sweet potato fries, and strawberry milkshake)
Picture 4: (all from NYX Cosmetics)2 colored mascaras in the shades reef and mint julep, 4 high voltage lipsticks in the shades feline, wine and dine, stone, and twisted, macaron lippie in the shade earl grey and matte lipstick in the shade whipped caviar, v’amped up lip top coat, and color correcting concealer palette
blistex orange mango blast lip balm, hershey’s strawberry syrup lip balm, burt’s bees blueberry and dark chocolate lip balm, doughnut lip smacker set (flavors are cake donut, confetti sprinkle and raspberry jelly) cotton candy bubble yum lip balm, and 3 lip freak lip balms (flavors are bubble trouble, berry sinister, and atomic cherry)
Picture 6: Tarte blushes in the shades savored, pampered, amused, tickled, and passion
Picture 7: All 18 L.A Girl glazed lip paints, shades are whisper, elude, flirt, peony, tango, hot mess, feisty, pin up, gleam, whimsical, babydoll, bombshell, tease, blushing, coy, sadness, daring, and tempt
Picture 8: (all from Lime Crime) 3 original eyeshadow primers and 3 eyeshadow brightener primers
6 velvetines in the shades cashmere, riot, rave, pink velvet, utopia, and pansy
Picture 9: Kat Von D Esperanza palette and 8oz jar of Ben Nye’s Super White face powder
Picture 10: Too Faced Sugar Pop eyeshadow palette
So to state the obvious, I went a little lip balm crazy. Main reason is, due to my medical issue causing me to no longer be able to enjoy the foods I love, these lip balms help to cure my horrible cravings that I get. I’m excited to finally have the last 6 velvetines from LC, this means that I now own every single lip product (velvetines, lipsticks, and lip glosses) that they sell. It has taken years to build up my collection but I’m happy to finally own them all. And I promise to do a long dupe list for anyone who doesn’t care for the brand or who can’t afford it (and please do not give me hate for liking and buying from the brand, I understand what’s being said online, I have been a customer for years and have never had a bad experience. plus the velvetines were an early birthday gift from my dad <3 ). I am also happy to have the sugar pop palette in my possession, anything with french macarons on it, I have to have it! I will be doing reviews on some of these products for you all in the future. Can’t wait to put all these products on my face :D
Below the cut is a masterlist of random gif chat/gif starter ideas sorted by character personality type – these all come from my own head, credit isn’t needed but please like or reblog if you found them helpful! Enjoy, and happy roleplaying!