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Context: Our party had just kidnapped the daughter of a local crime boss under somewhat confused circumstances leading to our rogue stuffing the coma-stricken girl into a box and sneaking out. Rogue is found out almost immediately and decides he needs to leave town, but needs a distraction to leave safely. Cue the excessively complicated plan.
Step one: have the party inquisitor (who owns a warehouse) haul to the docks several crates, identical to the one the girl was kidnapped in, filled with rocks totaling approximately her body weight, rude notes, and flash powder traps.
DM: Alright. Cart’s loaded up. It’s notable that Frank [the inquisitor] is going with a random shipment, so this is already going to draw some attention. Roll bluff to see how well you sell it.
Inquisitor (a completely combat-focused character with no charisma or face skills other than intimidate): *nat 1*
Rogue (ooc): …please tell me you’re rerolling that.
Inquisitor (ooc): …nah, Frank’s a terrible liar, this is perfect.
Upon his arrival at the docks, the inquisitor is immediately approached by mooks dressed as dockworkers and asked what the heck he’s doing.
Inquisitor, determined to make the most of his opportunity: “Certainly not transporting a bunch of bodies, that’s for certain! Haha! That said, these boxes are extremely fragile and to be kept one side up consistently. Please take care of them.”
Rogue (ooc): Is it too late to switch sides?
DM: Probably. But Frank is sure acting suspicious, so one of the mooks breaks off and heads towards the cliff.
Rogue: …fine, I’ll tail them.
DM: You follow him to a cave entrance. A bunch of mooks pile out and head towards Frank.
Rogue: …okay, I want to follow up close, for backup in case they rile Frank.
Frank, who solves every problem with his shotgun (ooc): I don’t know what you’re talking about.
DM: Bit risky, but okay. Roll stealth.
Rogue: *nat 20*
DM: Thinking quickly, you grab a few small boxes and pile them up in front of you, covering your face, and slip directly behind the group of mooks. You blend in perfectly, pretending to be one of them.
Head mook, to Frank: “Hey, buddy, dockmaster wants to talk to you.”
Inquisitor, still rolling with the nat 1 bluff: “Of course, friend! Let’s see what he wants!” *proceeds to allow himself to be escorted away*
Rogue (ooc): Shit shit shit shit shit. Uh…
Rogue: Okay, they think I’m one of them, maybe I can salvage this. I point to the cart pulling away. “Hey, doesn’t that cart look weird to you? That guy was way too obvious, I bet these boxes are just full of rocks and the cart’s hiding something.”
DM: Bluff time.
Rogue: *rolls average*
Mook: *nat 20 sense motive*
GM: The mook’s eyes widen, obviously recognizing you as the kidnapper his boss wants dead. “Yeah, buddy, why don’t we talk about it over there, hm?” He grins and starts to put one massive arm around your shoulders.
Rouge (ooc): “Shit. Um… is anyone looking at us?”
DM: Not particularly, but there’s a ton of people around.
Rogue (ooc): I… um… I punch myself in the face.
Rogue: “I punch myself in the face… *rolls attack* and use acrobatics to jump backwards like this guy walloped me. 18.”
DM: I don’t even- *rolls 9 on a wisdom check for the mook*. He stares for a second and then shouts “Thief!”
Rogue: “I’ll take it. I run away, trying to lose them with a mix of acrobatics and stealth to slip through the crowd.”
Inquisitor (ooc): Cue the Benny Hill music.
Rogue (ooc): Man, fuck you.
(The rogue and the inquisitor both manage to give the mooks the slip and escape the docks. The rogue, hiding in a box on the party’s cart as they leave the city, laments his failed plans. Inquisitor is still convinced everything went perfectly.)
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