girl flipping off

precious child (ノ◕‿◕)ノ*・゚☆

Crash: Good evening. My name is Crash, and these are the Boys.
Wallace Wells: [yelling out] Is that girl a boy too?
Crash: Yes!
[girl drummer flips him off]

Crash: This song is called “I Am So Sad. I Am So Very Very Sad.” It goes like this. [the song last only a couple of seconds] Thank you.
Wallace Wells: [yelling out] It’s not a race, guys!
Crash: [annoyed] Ok this next song goes out to the guy who keeps yelling from the balcony. It’s called “We Hate You, Please Die.”
Wallace Wells: [to friend] Sweet! I love this song!

part of brendon’s periscope 5/24 (part 2)

(part 1 here)

  • i missed the first fifteen minutes but
  • “‘tell a bdsm story’ okay so one time madam (murmured) tied me up and whipped out her penis—i mean tits. Okay, i mean penis.” 
  • they just got back from feeding animals?? i can’t tell if they’re serious?? 
  • they got fishing permits. so now they’re going to go fishing. 
  • “‘can i smoke with you?’ only if you have your card. and if your of age, of course.”
  • “why am i an asshole? don’t know, it’s something i learned over time.” 
  • brendon asks if they want to play twenty questions, and then proceeds to tell them he’s a frog before they can start
  • “i’ve been putting nuts in my mouth this whole time”
  • some girl was flipping dan off during weenie roast and dan threw a drumstick at her and hit her in the face
  • zack: “i’m gonna pull the car over and have sex with you” *all automatically chant ‘prove it’*
  • brendon: “we’re all twelve years old.” 
  • someone asks dallon if they’ll adopt them, and dallon says no. brendon: “what do you think of your hero now?!”

anonymous asked:

One time this mother was standing near our store waiting for the bus and her daughter who's about 4 or 5 years old stands in front of the entrance looking inside. she asks if she can come in, and i tell her as politely as possible that she can as long as her mother comes in as well (store policy). The girl pouts, flips me off, and runs to cry to her mother. The mom was too busy yelling at someone on her phone to pay attention to her daughter. The apple doesn't fall far from the tree I guess 😒