girl feel free to marry me

♥ MR. AND MRS. SMITH SENTENCE STARTERS
feel free to adjust sentences to make it fit your muse better!

  • ❛ I never told you, but I was married once before. ❜
  • ❛ It was just a drunken Vegas thing. ❜
  • ❛ What’s her name and social security number? ❜
  • ❛ No, you’re not gonna kill her. ❜
  • ❛ If you don’t like them we can take them back. ❜
  • ❛ Happy endings are just stories that haven’t finished yet. ❜
  • ❛ The new curtains are hideous. ❜
  • ❛ Your aim’s as bad as your cooking sweetheart… and that’s saying something! ❜
  • ❛ Wait, why do I get the girl gun? ❜
  • ❛ You gotta take this bitch out! ❜
  • ❛ Don’t tell me how to handle my wife. ❜
  • ❛ It was just my cover, sweetheart. ❜
  • ❛ My parents died when I was five. I’m an orphan. ❜
  • ❛ That’s the second time you’ve tried to kill me today. ❜
  • ❛ Oh, come on, it was just a little bomb. ❜
  • ❛ Ask us the sex question. ❜
  • ❛ Still alive, baby? ❜
  • ❛ You obviously want me dead, and I’m less and less concerned for your well-being. ❜
  • ❛ Hey baby. I didn’t hear you downstairs. ❜
  • ❛ These fuckers get younger every year. ❜
  • ❛ I can’t believe I brought my real parents to our wedding. ❜
  • ❛ I guess that’s what happens in the end, you start thinking about the beginning. ❜
  • ❛ Chicken shit! ❜
  • ❛ Pussy! ❜
  • ❛ Come to Daddy. ❜
  • ❛ Who’s your Daddy now? ❜
  • ❛ Tell me you got smart and that you killed that lying bitch. ❜
  • ❛ Come on, let’s talk about this! You don’t want to go to bed angry! ❜
  • ❛ I thought I told you not to bother me at the office, honey. ❜
  • ❛ You burn the picture after you get the assignment! It’s the first thing you learn! ❜
  • ❛ Oh, I must have missed that day. Just like you missed the one about not marrying the enemy. ❜
  • ❛ Option A: You talk, we listen, no pain. ❜
  • ❛ Option B: You don’t talk, I remove your thumbs with my pliers, it will hurt. ❜
  • ❛ Option C: I like to vary the details a bit but the punchline is… you die. ❜
  • ❛ You saying you had your ass handed to you by some girl? ❜
  • ❛ There’s this huge space between us, and it just keeps filling up with everything that we don’t say to each other. What’s that called?  ❜
  • ❛ I have a theory, newly developed. ❜
  • ❛ I think you killed us. ❜
  • ❛ Why do you care? I was just a cover. ❜
  • ❛ It’s called evasive driving, sweetheart! ❜
  • ❛ I never went to MIT. Notre Dame. Art history major. ❜
  • ❛ Maybe it’s not such a good idea to undermine me in front of the hostage — sends a mixed message. ❜
  • ❛ Baby, you couldn’t find the button with both hands and a map. ❜
  • ❛ you really expect me to roll over and play dead? ❜
  • ❛ Well, you should be used to it after five years of marriage. ❜
  • ❛ We should so not be allowed to buy these. ❜
  • ❛ Tempting but I don’t get out of bed for less than half a million dollars. ❜
  • ❛ We’re going to have to re-do every conversation we’ve ever had. ❜
  • ❛ Have you been selling big guns to bad people? ❜
Pulse Part 6

Part 5

Genre: ANGST
Words: 2,045
Pairings: Bucky Barnes x Reader
Warnings: Depressing and suicidal thoughts, stalking, READ AT YOUR OWN RISK
Summary: Soulmate AU in which one’s heartbeat becomes perfectly in sync with their soulmate’s once they meet.


As you laid in bed that night, you realized how utterly alone you felt. Only a few hours ago, you thought you had felt isolated, but then Natasha had met her soulmate and he had wanted her, and you were once again left in the dust. You were always left behind, it seemed. You could never be someone’s priority. You would never be someone’s priority.

The soulmate system was created to ensure that people would be loved. Someone was made specifically to love another. So what could possibly be so wrong with you that made the one person destined to love you not want you? The thought made you nauseous, despite your unwavering, fixed gaze on the white ceiling above you.

You knew you were at an all-time low, but as your brain sorted through your life, taking into account your inability to afford an education, your struggle to pay rent, your lack of any care for you by any outsider, and your aggressive stalker, you felt so burdened by this unwelcoming and unnecessary life. What were you doing? And you knew Natasha cared, she did, but she wouldn’t be there forever to hold your hand. She found her forever, and you were left to watch your forever stay just out of your reach.

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Arranged Marriage

Request: Hiya! Could you please do and Newt x Reader where the reader is already in an arranged marriage but Newt takes her on an adventure to get away from her horrible family so they could get married in their own. But she’s scared because she doesn’t want to hurt him or put him in danger so he’s always there to call her nerves and protect her. P.s. Your writing is amazing! I hope you get to go somewhere big with it, have an amazing day!❤️
(A/N: Thank you so much! Your request is amazing and I had so much fun writing it!)
(A/N #2: This is gonna be a long one, y’all.)

Originally posted by reddie-eddie

You sat on the edge of a bed that would never truly be yours. It was too fancy, too elegant, to be your own. You missed your bed with it’s tattered handmade quilt and beaten down pillows. You twisted the fabric of the long white dress in your fingers. You would soon have to wear it down the isle to marry a man you had only met once in your entire life.

Jeremy had proposed two days ago. It was, of course, filmed and set to be aired on international television. It wasn’t often that a descendant of royalty proposed to a commoner. The ring was nice, expensive, a luxury you didn’t need. It was bigger than your finger and slipped off every time you washed your hands.

It didn’t fit like the ring you had hidden in the bottom of your jewelry container. That ring fit perfectly. It had a single diamond that glowed perfectly in the sunlight. You only got to wear the ring for one full day before you had to hide it away from the world.

The ring was given to you by your now ex-boyfriend. Well, ex-fiance. Newt Scamander. He had proposed to you only 4 days ago. You were ecstatic. The two of you had been dating for seven years. You had started dating in your 5th year of Hogwarts. You had graduated top of your class. Newt had been there to support you through all of the good times, and all of the bad.

You heard a faint knock on your door. “Come in,” you said, barely a whisper.
Your dad opened the door. He had been the only one in the family on your side through this whole ordeal. You burst into tears as he walked into the room.
“Oh, no. Come here, sweetheart,” he said, pulling you tightly into his chest.
“I can’t believe Mum’s making me do this,” you cried out.
“Your mum is mistaken, (y/n). She thinks that this marriage will unite the magical and non magical world. I’m afraid that that won’t happen if you aren’t happy in the marriage,” your dad whispered.

“What if I don’t marry him? What if I run away?” you ask quietly.
“It’s technically illegal to force you into an arranged marriage, but the royal family will find a way around that. You’d have to be on the run for quite some time. You could only return once the prince was married off to another girl.”
“What about you and Mum?” you ask with a small sniffle.
“We’d have to act like we didn’t know where you went. Well, your mum wouldn’t have to act. I obviously wouldn’t tell her about this. We wouldn’t be able to see you.”

A sob escaped your throat. “I don’t think I can do this without you. Who would I even stay with?”
There was a knock at your door, louder than your dad’s. You opened the door. “I heard someone needs a rescue,” Newt said, case in hand. You flung your arms around him, almost tackling him to the ground.

Newt shut the door behind him. “I’m afraid that the Ministry is most likely tracking apparation as well as the Floo Network. The only chance we have is by car.”
You looked at your dad. “You’re okay with this?” He nods.
“You’re my daughter, (y/n). I will do anything to make sure you live a happy and fulfilled life. Even treason.”
You hugged your dad tightly. “I love you.”
“I love you, too. Now I need to go before your mum gets suspicious.”

Your dad exits the room, leaving only you and Newt.”Do you have a case packed?” Newt asks quietly. 
“I do.”
“I wish I could hear you say that at an alter,” Newt whispers, pulling you close to him. 
“You will one day,” you say, your words muffled by his chest. 

You grab a coat from the closet and slip on a pair of sunglasses, pulling the hood over your head. You grabbed your case and walked hand-in-hand out of the bedroom. The two of you were practically running to your car. You got in the driver’s seat and began driving. Far. Far. Away. 


One year later and your nerves were getting the best of you. The sat on the floor of your new house, sobbing into your husband’s shoulder.  The two of you got married at the courthouse three weeks after you ran away from the alter. 
“They’re going to find us.” you sob. 
“Now, now, love, you and I both know I would never let that happen.” 
“We’ve bought a house now. And furniture. They’re going to find us!” 
“I don’t think the wizard cops are on the lookout for wizards buying chairs. They’re going to be looking in the muggle world, (y/n), I promise.” 

Another sob leaves your chest and Newt’s shirt is covered in tears. You try to calm the crying, but that leads to you heaving in breaths. Newt gently rubs your back, while holding you to his chest. The two of you rock back and forth to the beat of a song that Newt was humming. 

“I will always protect you, (y/n),” Newt whispers. 


Two years later and you and Newt were married with a baby girl on the way. You still hadn’t had contact from either of you parents, and it crushed you. Today you were sprawled out on the couch in your living room. 

“Newt, come here quick!” you yell across the house. 
Newt came sprinting in. “What’s wrong? Are you in labor? Do I need to call an ambulance?” 
You shook your head. “No, love, she’s kicking.” 
Newt gently placed his hand on your stomach. “I feel it.” He smiled up at you. 

The telephone began ringing and Newt answered. “Hello, yeah she’s here.” 
Newt hands you the phone. “Hey sweetheart,” you hear through the receiver.
“Dad?” you ask, tears filling your eyes. 
“Yes, love, it’s me. The prince is married now. You’re free.”

A noise leaves your throat that is somewhere between a laugh and a sob. “Really?”
“Yes,” your dad replies. He’s obviously crying, too. 
“Oh! I have big news!”
“Spill it.” 
“Newt and I got married!” you begin. 
“Congratulations, sweetheart!”
“That’s not it - we’re having a baby girl. You’re going to be a grandpa!” 
The two of you talk for hours while Newt sits beside you, contently waiting. You hang up the phone and lean onto Newt. “I guess everything worked out perfectly.”

Phan in Songs
  • 2009: I Think I'm In Love, Paparazzi, Can't Help Falling In Love, Skin, Blank Space, Love Story
  • 2010-2011: Arms, Youth, Teenage Dream, Iris, Talk Me Down, Just The Way You Are
  • 2012: True Love, Hello, Say Something, Better In Time, Wrecking Ball, Stitches, Fools, Love The Way You Lie, Impossible, Wildest Dreams, I Knew You Were Trouble, Talking To The Moon, Skinny Love
  • 2013: Sad Song, Up, Little Did You Know, We Found Love, Lay Me Down, Kids Aren't Alright, Count On Me, When We Were Young
  • 2014-2015: Jealous, Friends, Steal My Girl, Secret Love Song, Unconditionally, Like I'm Gonna Lose You, Drunk In Love
  • 2016: Seven Years, Say You Won't Let Go, For Him, I Was Here, Photograph, How Long Will I Love You, Mine, Hold My Hand
  • 2017 *so far*: Marry You, Yuri On Ice (Single), Young And Beautiful, Turning Page, Thousand Years, Dear Future Husband, All Of Me, Thinking Out Loud
‘through the woods’ sentence meme

all quotes come from ‘through the woods’ by emily carroll.
feel free to change names, pronouns & edit lines as you see fit!

  • ‘ what if i reached out… just past the bed and something, waiting there, grabbed me and pulled me down into the dark? ’
  • ‘ we were struck by a strange lethargy, and barely moved at all. ’
  • ‘ that evening, the sun set bloodred in a white sky. ’
  • ‘ she said a man had come to the door in the night. yet i had heard no knock. ’
  • ‘ there was a girl. and there was a man. and there was the girl’s father who said “you will marry this man” ’
  • ‘ i married my love in the springtime, but by summer he locked me away. he murdered me dead by the autumn. & by winter i was naught but decay. ’
  • ‘ it’s cold where i am and so lonely. but in lonliness i shall remain. ’
  • ‘ unloved, unavenged, & forgotten. ’
  • ‘ what was that singing i heard last night? ’
  • ‘ the last thing she found… was a head. ’
  • ‘ your hands are so warm & your soft skin so fair. ’
  • ‘ i gave my love everything and he cut off my hands. ’
  • ‘ this man is not my brother. ’
  • ‘ i killed my brother. ’
  • ‘ the woods were cold. quiet. dark. ’
  • ‘ it came from the woods. most strange things do. ’
  • ‘ my friend janna used to talk to the dead. ’
  • ‘ no ghosts, no spirits. no demons. ’
  • ‘ it has a heartbeat. i think. ’
  • ‘ if she so wishes to be left alone, then i’ll leave her alone. ’
  • ‘ but the worst kind of monster was the burrowing kind. the sort that crawled into you and made it’s home there. ’
  • ‘ three days all alone in the dark. drinking water out of a fetid pool to stay alive. all alone. ’
  • ‘ that night, her dreams had teeth. ’
  • ‘ NO! DON’T LET HER NEAR ME! SHE’S A MONSTER! ’
  • ‘ but you’re alone now, aren’t you? ’
  • ‘ then you’ll be alone. and the grief will crawl into you. ’
  • ‘ what do i care if you’re little ones are chopped up? ’
  • ‘ what a fine night! what a good walk! i knew the wolf wouldn’t find me! ’
  • ‘ oh but you must walk through those woods again & again, and you must be lucky to avoid the wolf every time. but the wolf… the wolf only needs enough luck to find you once. ’
Writing Prompt

1. Is she human?

2. Claims she/he made a deal with the devil.

3. Which is nonsense.

4. You known, the rationalist in me wants to agree, but skull on fire presents pretty compelling agreement.

5. Hail Satan.

6. The devil is and will always be a gentleman.

7. Excuse me, which level of hell is this?

8. Why so many Dragon tattoos?

9. Because im gonna be dragging this knife across your throat if you don’t shut up.

10. Bippity boppity back the fuck up.

11. My head is a very dark place.

12. When I die put motion sensors around my grave and when someone walks nearby make it start playing Stayin’ Alive very loud.

13. I put fun in funeral

14. I put laughter in manslaughter.

15. I put hot in psychotic.

16. No rush.

17. I threw a kid in a well, don’t ask me I’ll never tell. I will regret this in hell, but he was in my way.

18. Whatever you’re about to tell me…i already know it’s going to be…awesome!

19. Oh honey you should see me on a crown.

20. Kill you? N…no. Don’t be obvious.

21. But we both know that’s not quite true.

22. Staying alive is so boring, isn’t it? It’s just… staying.

23. Falling’s just like flying expect there’s a more permanent destination. 

24. I will burn the heart out of you.

25. People have died.

26. That’s what people do!

27. Aren’t ordinary people adorable? Oh you know, you’ve got one.

28. I should get myself a live on one. It must be so funny.

29. How hard do you find it, having to say ‘I don’t know’?

30. I don’t know

31. Oh, that’s clever, that’s very clever, awfully clever, well put.

32. The women with the keys is queen.

33. I’m in shock. Look, I’ve got a blanket!

34. I can’t quote poetry but I can quote sarcasm. You got to admit that’s sexier.

35. Twinkle twinkle average guy, it is time for you to die, don’t you dare come touch my the, you won’t hear my alibi, twinkle twinkle you are dead, have fun in your blood stained bed.

36. Hi my name is ’(f/y/n)’ I accidentallyhit your car and someone saw me so I’m pretending to write my details. Sorry - ’(f/y/n)’

37. I will skin you and make you into shoes!

38. Mori art ti tranfered into latin means ’ to die was an art’.

39. Pys • cho • path- a person  suffering from a chronic mental disorder with an abnormal or violent social behavior.

40. So • ci • o • path- a person with a personality disorder manifesting itself in extreme antisocial attitudes and behaviors and la pack lack of conscience. 

40. Dance like your stealing the crown jewels.

41. Halloween is that time of year where you can leave dead bodies in the lawn and everyone will think it’s decorations.

42. Sapiosexual (n.)- a person who is sexually attracted to intelligence in others.

43. What if heaven is a gaint movie theater where you can watch fanficitons as a movie and your otp is canon and there’s free refills on popcorn.

44. You know…normal girls just daydream about getting married and perfect outfits.

45. Saying 'its just hormones’ to an upset teenager to make them feel better is like saying 'its just gravity’ to someone who fell off of the top of a 10 story building.

46. If i cut off my foot an like swing it at your head am i kicking or hitting you?

47. You’ll most likely mentally scar me more than anything.

48. Every fairy ta needs a good old - fashioned villains. 

49. You’re a bloody psychopath.

50. High functioning sociopath.

51. Did I leave the hair straightener on?

52.  ​Whatever that’s just my summer house, who cares if it burns down.

53. Maybe it’ll spread to the neighbours house.

54. Wouldn’t that be nice.

55. Say that again!

56. Say that again and know that if you’re lying to me, I will find you, and I will skin you.

57. When I was in 8th grade I liked this boy so I pick pocketed him and stole his green day wallet and the next I bought it back to him and I was like 'omg I found this on the ground here you go’ and we were friend’s from then on.

58. So basically the moral of the story is if you ever want someone to notice you, commit a criminal act on them and you will be friends maybe try kidnapping their pets or something.

59. Hey dickbot! Need a hand?

60. Some girls like boys i like serial killers.

61. I’m not anti-social, I’m anti-idiot.

The Confession of a Reluctant King

In celebration of the month of February being dedicated to the beautiful, darling crown prince and king of Adarlan, Dorian Havilliard, I have written a confessional piece for him, looking back on his life from his own point of view.

I hope you all like it. Feedback is greatly appreciated.

FInd me on AO3


I don’t know if ever truly deserved love. I think my father had a lot to do with that. I never saw him show affection to my mother, never mind myself or my brother. We were just…there; a Queen, an heir, and a spare.

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Timing

Marty Scurll x Reader

tag list: @dorkyvillain @oreillyskyle @rabidwrestlingfan

Originally posted by finns-devitt

The best days were days Marty came to visit me at home. We had been friends ever since kindergarten. We grew up togheter and were practically joined by the hip. I could steal horses with him. When he decided to chase his dreams our contact never broke. Of course I couldn’t see him as often as I was used to but we were always texting and face timing. Sometimes I visited him at his wrestling shows but most of the time he came directly to our home town and visited me.

I would lie if I said I had a small crush on him. Since I knew him in kindergarten this villain had stolen my heart. With 5 years I was convinced I would marry him one day. And it seemed like he had some feelings for me as well. In all these years he never seemed to be really interested in any girl, even though he told me about his plans to marry the girl of his dreams one day. I always hoped that he meant me.

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So, I’m constantly flustered when it comes to picking a movie or finding something that interests me. Shout out to everyone who feelz & here is a list of movies I think everyone should watch (feel free to add on, I def didn’t cover everything): 

-The Butterfly Affect

-The Pianist

-Just Married

-Fight club

-The curious case of Benjamin Button

-Slumdog millionaire

- Immortal Beloved 

-Pulp fiction

-Pretty in pink

-Meet the Robinson’s 

-All disney movies

-All pixar movies

-Woman in gold

-Donnie Darko

-Stand by me

-Trainspotting 

-Girl, interrupted 

-P.S I love you

-The Babadook 

-The Skeleton Key 

-Anything directed by Wes Anderson 

-Howl

-Kill your Darlings

-On the road 

-I am legend

-Sixth sense 

-American Psycho

-Brick

-Yves Saint Laurent 

-Blue is the warmest color 

-Prozac nation

-Across the universe

-Moulin Rouge 

-The breakfast club

-Memoirs of a Geisha 

-The virgin suicides

-Anything directed by Tim Burton

-Mary & Max 

-Nymphomaniac 

-Clockwork orange

-Blow

-The Black Swan

-The Goonies 

-American Beauty

-Inception

-Pi

-Charlie Countrymen

-Sherlock Holmes 

-The Eternal Sunshine of a Spotless Mind

-Almost Famous

-The Wolf on Wall Street

-American Gangster 

-The new and old Batman trilogy 

-Obviously Harry Potter

-Silver Linings 

-The Descendants 

-Limitless

-Shutter Island

-Into the Wild 

-Inglorious Bastards 

-Se7en

-Requiem for a dream

-Whiplash

-Grease 1 & 2

-Good Will Hunting 

-Blue Valentine 

-One day

-Big Fish

-Breakfast at Tiffany’s 

-Anything Woody Allen has produced 

-Back to the Future

-The Star Wars Trilogy 

-Space Balls

-Pineapple Express

-Pan’s Labyrinth 

-Ferris Bueller’s Day Off

-The Help

-Kick Ass

-It’s kind of a funny story

-Ask me anything

-Napoleon Dynamite 

-He’s just not that into you

-Ice Age

-Remember Me

-The Graduate

-Kramer vs Kramer

-Water for elephants

-The Big Lebowski

-Kill Bill (both volumes)

-Hotel Rwanda 

-Dirty Dancing

-Cast Away

-Fargo

-I, Robot

-The bucket list

-Ace Ventura: Pet Detective 

-Anchorman

-(500) Days of Summer

-City of God

-It’s such a beautiful day

-I am Sam

-Pay it forward

-The Kings of Summer

-The Blues Brothers

-The Boy in Stripped Pajamas

-Midnight in Paris

-How to Steal a Million

-The Great Gatsby

-Fantasia

-Men in Black

-White Girls

-Dazed and Confused 

-Iron Man

-Glory

-American History X

-Frances Ha

-Dead Poet Society 

-Spirited Away

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anonymous asked:

If You don't mind, could you make a list of the canon lgbt Characters in DGM? Other than Alma, Kanda and technically some of the akuma, I don't remember anyone in particular.....

As you mentioned:

  • Kanda, for however Alma identifies he will love them
  • Alma, big question mark over identity, but definitely part of the community
  • Bonnaire, trans lady in love with Reever
  • Lavi. He may be sexually attracted to Eliade, but he becomes irrevertably and hopelessly attached to the fiercely loyal and hopeful people trying to not let the war crush them (choose among Doug, Allen, Lenalee, Chomesuke, and Kanda).
  • Lenalee, seriously no straight girl would blush seeing another one. Also, instead of going to Bookman, who has pony tails and therefore spare hair ties or anyone of the Exorcists, she chose to go and as ANITA, someone she hardly knew for a hairtie. Flirting much? Also, she was mostly unaffected by the whole crew dying but started sobbing uncontrolably once Anita turned out to be dead as well. You do a poor job hiding your gay, girl.
  • Mahoja. Gay for Anita? Absolutely.
  • Literally every Noah from 2nd to 13th, if we suppose that they inherit the memories of not only the original Noahs, but each reincarnations. I doubt they always inherited as the same sex.
  • Also, Tyki is the textbook example of an ace. Relationships? Marriage? No thanks, he just wants to hang out with his buddies and eat junk. 
  • Sheril has a nosebleed/Japanese boner whenever he’s around Road or Tyki.
  • Squinting extremely hard at Link. He developed a better relationship with Allen over like, a year, than with his siblings. He seems to value Tevak a lot, probably as a romantic interest, but he cares for Allen a lot more than he should.
  • If you squint it, you could say that even Cross, because he says only beautiful people and women can be around him. He clearly is more likely to be with a girl, but if he comes across a particularly beautiful guy I doubt he’d pass the chance to hook on.
  • Out of the named Akuma whose human form we’ve seen (Claire, Leo’s mother, Chomesuke, Colette, Eliade, Kawamura), among from a total 6, 4 were trans.
  • The rest have their sexualities ommited so they remain in the “???” category.
  • While Allen did express that “he could not resist a girl in apron”, it’s probably because apron=food in making. And while he said that “if Jerry was a woman, he’d marry him”, but let’s take it into consideration that back then same sex marriage wasn’t a thing. Because of his “universal love” he probably could fall in love with anyone and his sexuality… his trauma represses it way too much for me to get a good read. 

But as you can see, there’s plenty of examples and you should feel free to say that this character indentifies as you wish :)

Choose me.

I’ll sit with you on the bathroom floor until the thoughts in your head decide to sleep.

Choose me.

I’ll run around and chase you in the kitchen until our legs are too tired to carry us.

Choose me.

I’ll hold you while you sleep and pull you closer the more you toss and turn.

Choose me.

I’ll slow dance with you in our bedroom and it will feel like time stops.

Choose me.

I’ll make the world not seem so lonely.

Choose me.

I can be everything for you if you allow it.

Choose me.

—  love me
PLL 7x19 Review

Hello welcome back to what could be my last review, I don’t know if I will do one after next week, it all depends on if I watch live or not. OR if you guys really want me to do one last one while I cry my eyes out I can. Enough about that here are my thoughts and theories on 7x19, as always they aren’t in any order and may be confusing, but you guys have managed to watch 7 years of confusing so it should be easy to decode me.

 *Just realized this post is over 1500 words long so its under the cut.

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Cut From the Same Cloth

A Peaky Blinders Fic 3/10? part two

Character Pairing: Alfie Solomons + OC

Summary: Cara Shelby has been caught in one of Tommy’s, her brother’s, schemes once again. But this time his plans lead her down a far more dangerous path than she was anticipating. A far lonelier path, so she thinks. Now it’s her time to live up to her name- discover what it means to be human.

Word Count: 2,343

Warning: swearing, injury mentions? idk

A/N: This fic will be inconsistent with the current PB timeline, I won’t say exactly how since not everyone might be caught up. But I pretend certain things are different, don’t judge me!!! Alfie is here, yay! I’m still working on my dialogue skills so I hope your imagination is up to scratch :)

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Nerdy lil pidge headcanons

•Sleep? What is this sleep? Pidge knows not if it.
-honestly tho she’ll be up till 1 AM on her computer and just nod off with the program still running
-in the morning she’ll wake up with the keys imprinted into her face

•Whatever you do,
NEVER INSULT HER HEIGHT she will huRT YOU
-once Lance asked ‘how the weather was down there’ and she gave him the most painful uppercut in recorded history
-his tongue was swollen for a week

•Tries to art
-can’t art
-goes to Hunk for comfort and food

•she’ll start humming at the most random times
-and it fits right in with her music taste
-by which I mean it’s just literally anything
-Arctic Monkeys? Check. Britney Spears? Check. The Narwhal song 10 hours version? Check.

•She really misses her mom’s baking
-one time Hunk made her peanut butter cookies and she nearly cried
-but when he asked her if she was crying she smacked him with a cookie and told him to not ask stupid questions.

(where did he get the peanut buttter?! IDK maybe the space mall?)

•She’s so freaking gay I just?!?!! Marry me?!
-*sees girl*
-*quivers softly* holy shit

•Sarcasm Goddess™️
-“that girl was just aaaalll over me”
-“what’s is it again, Lance? 38 rejections?”

I know some people prefer to think of Pidge as a guy or non binary, but I headcanon her as female (trans or not, it’s up to you)
Please don’t hate!
My ask box is open! Feel free to request headcanons for certain people, ships, AUs, etc.

ok people on twitter are STILL talking shit about elisa so if you’ve ever said or so much as THOUGHT “elisa’s such a bitch patrick’s an angel he deserves better!!” or perpetuated any rumours about her being a terrible person or said he settled for her or otherwise judged their relationship feel free to unfollow me right now because the fact of the matter is you don’t fucking know anything about patrick’s personal life or his relationship with elisa and even if you did NOTHING gives you the right to judge them or talk shit about elisa or act like you know what’s best for patrick. he’s an adult man and doesn’t need jealous teenage girls saying nasty shit about his wife who HE CHOSE TO MARRY good day

My thoughts of episode 15

Just finished the episode, It was really long, full of emotions and really really expensive ( I had like 5k maana and now I’m around 85)

Highlights: (nevra’s route)

Non spoiler Free, I guess.

* I’m sure that Ashkore and Leiftan are two different individuals, but I feel in my guts that they have some kind of relationship.

* Nevra’s mom senses are tingling. ( The scarf scene)

* EWELEIN MARRY ME PLEASEEEE

*Cameria good gurl.

*Ashkore is finally showing more traits of his “colors”

*HE HIT VALKYON WITH A FRYING PAN, DEAD.

*The Squad with the Girls tho, nice.

* Karuto was nice, and Jamón was adorable as always.

* GARDY YOUR SASS WAS OVER THE TOP OMG

* Huang Hua is back, and I love It.

*Miiko, sweetie, you have to think your choices in life gurl.

*THE APOLOGY SCENE, lovin’ the ilustrations.

* EWELEIN MARRY MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.

* Really expensive.

*Like really.

* Nice clothes tho, thank u karenn.

* Episode 16 WHEN?? lmaooo.

Did I say that Ewelein is the true waifu? Yes? Idc Ewelein was so freaking cute, sweet, precious, marry me.

How was your experience with this episode?

Are u still salty? Because I fucking am, but can’t help myself, I cannot hate them.

ghostly

[[ so, i felt the need to write… this is what i came up with. let me know if it’s any good. i’m trying to get back in the swing of things. also, my pain meds can make me a little spacey, so if there are any crazy grammar/formatting errors in this, please ignore it. thanks, everyone! ]]

[[ here’s some ghost!robb & jonsa, which is, in my opinion, the best ]]

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“I know you’re there.”

Under the great weirwood tree, Sansa crosses her arms, shielding herself from an icy gust of wind. The pale, almost see-through image of her brother is barely visible through the snow. His auburn curls are unmoved by the weather, and his smile seems warm enough to melt winter.

He had made several appearances before, always when Sansa was alone. That way was easier. The first time she had seen him - sitting on her armchair by the hearth in her room - she had broken down in tears. Useless apologies spilled from her tongue as she cried into his arms. Of course, he wasn’t really holding her, not truly. He was truly a ghost, and the feeling of his hands stroking her hair was just her imagination.

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Sugar Baby Movie Picks

 In case you’re bored on a night in, just a few suggestions for great movies that’ll get you inspired for the hustle.

- Casino (1995)- Absolutely brilliant movie, one of the greats. One of the main characters, Ginger, is a ‘working girl’ who marries the main character, a casino boss. That scene where he gives her all the jewellery…ugh.

- Wolf of Wall Street (2013)- For obvious reasons. If you haven’t seen it already, get on it!

- Pretty Woman (1990)- Needs no introduction. A must watch.

- Goodfellas (1990)- True, a lot of it’s about gangsters, but Karen and Henry’s relationship always inspires me to marry rich (or into a criminal gang).

- Moulin Rogue (2001)- Nicole Kidman is stunning and it’s so funny/sad.

- Chicago (2002)- Badass ladies murdering their scumbag boyfriends. Need I say more?

PS I know it’s not a movie, but if you haven’t watched Secret Diary of a Call-Girl yet, you really should.

 Feel free to add your own suggestions below, ladies x