He actually expected me to love him unconditionally. Then he dragged me, penniless, to the navel of this great country and found himself a newer, younger, bouncier cool girl. You think I’d let him destroy me and end up happier than ever? No fucking way. He doesn’t get to win.
YOUNG MAN YOU ARE IN SERIOUS TROUBLE YOU CAN’T JUST BEHAVE LIKE THIS WHAT THE FUCK JUST BECAUSE I’M THE “COOL AUNT” DOESN’T MEAN THERE ARE NO RULES HERE YOU DON’T GET TO JUST LAY EGGS WHAT THE FUCK YOU’RE 7 YEARS OLD AND YOU’VE NEVER LAID BEFORE SIR, NEVER, AND NOW???? YOU JUST????
AND YOU ALREADY BROKE IT TOO WHAT KIND OF PARENT WOULD YOU MAKE ARE YOU AT ALL PREPARED FOR THAT RESPONSIBILITY??? DID YOU THINK AT ALL ABOUT THAT????? YOU DON’T EVEN HAVE A JOB???? YOU CAN’T EVEN PAY RENT????? AND YOU WANT TO JUST HAVE A CHILD???????????
You’re on a first date with a girl. She excuses herself to take a phone call. She’s taking a while so you go to look for her and when you find her you hear her saying “No, he’s not the one we’re looking for…”
If you have a cup of black coffee in the morning and a smoothie at dinner time.
¼ cup spinach
¼ cup kale
3-4 slices of pear
¼ cup apple juice
^ one of my favorites. I just call it Green shit, because it’s fucking green. By drinking this at night your body still gets tons of nutrients with very little fat. It’s only about 250 calories which is easy to work off with vigorous exercise. Stay safe and be confident beauties.