girl bones

hamsterandtrianglenose  asked:

SF Pap and Fell Sans's s/o are still arguing about the the best boyfriend stuff, they even attempted to pull off the skeletons's top while yell at each other: "Have you seen this fine bones!?"

{ Oh, my Lol-!

This is going to become a tele-novella:

There’s Something About the Skels.

Last episode ~ }


🙎 Reddy & Rus ;

It seemed that the two girls have managed a truce, but it was just the quite moment after the storm because they did not finish fighting, and the two skeletons were the poor and naive victims of this battle.

The stares that the girls were giving to each other were deadly and not so innocent, but they smiled when the boys looked in their direction. Papyrus, because of his sixth sense, felt a strange sensation through his bones, that they were acting pacifistic, but they got something in their dirty minds. He decided to ignore this emotion hoping it was only his usual pessimism. He often thought to the worst scenario, in every situation of the existence.  Then, the girls started chatting about nothing in particular, even if their facial expressions were always weird and threatening. Sans realized the situation too, but he was too lazy to say something and he did not understand the reason of this hatred since Red and Rus were losers in the same way, he thought. Nothing to be worried!

The omen of Papyrus was right because the two girls started arguing with more ferocity talking about embarrassing arguments. Their voices were louder, and Sans questioned himself if a ring was not truly necessary in this situation, it was the right time for a good  wrestling match, he was a fan of this sport. Papyrus face palmed himself asking if Sans could be serious one time in his life, but he said it was only his way to keep things light but Rus was so worried for their S/Os safety, he did not want they hurt themselves.

Then, the two women said something about bones and who was the best in that thing. The two skeletons stared to each other with a confused look because it was too weird but interesting at the same time. Sex was one of the few things that made Red so proud of himself so he was touched of it. He really put all his passion in this activity. Rus took this subject seriously, too. Maybe this match would have last all the day, or forever. They had to stop anyway, because the joke’s gone far enough.

Papyrus, with all his calm and composure, declared that they were not going to see any bones, if they kept acting like two little girls. It was the judgment! Their S/Os remained speechless, even Sans was unsure but he was a little sadist so he could accept it. They had been really bad so they deserved a punishment. Their S/Os could only see bones in their dreams.

🥑 fruit factoids 🍉

Here are some fruit factoids that will help you to stay healthy while restricting. Stay safe, ladies and gentlemen. ♥

Grapefruit 🍊: one of the healthiest citrus fruits, high in vitamins, minerals and is known to aid in weightloss and reduces insulin levels. 110 calories in 1 grapefruit.

Pineapple🍍: nutritional superstar, Pineapple is rich in vitamin C and manganese. Its bromelain content may fight inflammation and reduce the risk of cancer. 82 calories in 1 cup.

Avacado 🥑: low in carbs, high in potassium. Avocados are rich in healthy fats and potassium, both of which are well known for their role in promoting heart health. 240 calories in 1 Avacado.

Blueberries: Blueberries are rich in a few important nutrients. They have a high antioxidant capacity and immune-enhancing properties, which may protect the body from illness.

Apple 🍎: Apples are very nutritious. Their nutrients, antioxidants and fiber may reduce the risk of disease, improve digestion and metabolic rate. 95 calories in 1 medium apple.

Pomegranate: Pomegranates have wide-ranging health benefits. They are incredibly high in antioxidants and other plant compounds that can help reduce inflammation and prevent disease. 144 calories in 1 cup.

Mango: Mangoes are rich in vitamin C and soluble fiber. They also contain plant compounds with antioxidant and anti-inflammatory effects. 200 calories in 1 fruit.

Strawberries🍓: Rich in several nutrients and antioxidants. Eating them may help control your blood sugar levels and reduce your risk of some diseases. 4 calories each.


Cranberries: Rich in several nutrients and antioxidants. They also contain beneficial plant compounds that help prevent urinary tract infections. 46 calories in 1 cup.

Lemons 🍋: Rich in vitamin C and other plant compounds that may promote heart health, boost weight loss and help prevent kidney stones. 17 calories in 1 fruit.

Durian: Rich in nutrients and plant compounds that can provide some promising health benefits. 350 calories in 1 cup.

Watermelon: High in water, nutrients and antioxidants. It is also particularly high in a powerful antioxidant called lycopene. 47 calories in 1 cup.

Olives: provide a variety of vitamins, minerals and antioxidants. These may reduce the risk of heart disease, cancer and osteoporosis. 4 calories per olive.

Blackberries: are a good source of many nutrients and beneficial plant compounds. Their antioxidants and anti-inflammatory properties may lower the risk of chronic disease. 62 calories in 1 cup.

Oranges🍊: containing some important vitamins, minerals and antioxidants. These may reduce the risk of several conditions such as kidney stones and anemia. 45 calories in 1 small fruit.

Bananas🍌: provide several nutrients and plant compounds, including resistant starch and pectin. Bananas can have benefits for exercise, blood sugar control and digestive health. 95 calories in one medium banana.

Red and purple grapes 🍇: Rich in nutrients and other plant compounds that can decrease inflammation and lower your risk of disease. 105 calories in 1 cup.

Guava: High in vitamins, minerals, fiber and antioxidants. It may reduce inflammation and help prevent certain cancers. 38 calories per fruit.

Papaya: Nutrient dense and rich in antioxidants. Eating it may reduce your risk of cancer and improve digestion. 67 calories per fruit.

Cherries🍒: Rich in nutrients and antioxidants. They also contain melatonin, which may improve the quality of your sleep. 77 calories per cup.

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