Hump Day Smut!

Happy Wednesday, friends!!

I feel I should mention this because there’s been some confusion even though I always source the fics I put on these posts- I DON’T WRITE FAN FICTION. I quite enjoy reading it, but none of this work is mine. Here are the answers to some commonly asked questions about these posts- if you want to see your fic here, check the link first. My ask box is always open if you have any other questions, comments, concerns, or kinks you’d like to discuss ;)

Also, thanks to the wild popularity of The Back Post, I may have missed it if you tagged me in fics the last few days. My bad. Feel free to message me if you think this is the case. And if you’re scared to share your fic with me, stop that! Send me the damn fic.

Awesome by twofriesshortofhomicide (This plus size reader x Dean fic fed my chunky little heart!)

When the tent is a rockin’ by crowlorevstiel (Sammy smut in a tent.)

Shower Sex is Complicated by leatherwhiskeycoffeeplaid (Dean. Title says it all.)

Blind Date Pt. II by jaredpadaleckii (Part I made it to my Fluffy Friday post, here’s the smutty sequel! After she went on a blind date and the guy called her fat, Dean comforted reader. Then they started dating, now smut.)

Let Me Help by bovaria (Dean. There are no words for this.)

Making Up Is Hard To Do by deansdirtylittlesecretsblog (More Professor Dean smut)

Against the Wall by yoursupernaturalsammygirl (Dom!Sam smut.)

You’re Mine by thinkwritexpress (Soulless!Sam gets a little jealous and stakes his claim.)

Tease by winchesterwhisper (Honestly, this one is just a lot of teasing and sexual tension between Dean and Reader. Super steamy but no penetration. It’ll get ya all hot and bothered.)

Game Night by deansdirtylittlesecretsblog (Twister turns into a Wincest-free threesome with Sam and Dean. This is pretty much what you wish you could ask Santa for for Christmas. (I know I said “for” twice but I read it out loud to myself and it made sense. I’m not a writer so get over it.))

Wake Up Call by twofriesshortofhomicide (Look, if you’re gonna wake me up in the middle of the night, it better be like this. Dean knows what’s up.)

So Wrong by anotherwinchesterfangirl (Holy…wow. Winchester priest!kink stripper sandwich. Wincest-free. I don’t know what else to say. I need to shower. Preferably with holy water.)

Win, Win by tonystarks-girl (Dean goes down. Makes me happy.)

Smut Timeout:

THIS BITCH. abaddonwithyall You owe me more than an apology. That was a shitty thing you did.

Don’t write any more smutty angst. I will read it. And I will hate you for it.

Read the emotional train wreck that is Gravity if you dare.
She also wrote some cute semi-smut this week. Dean + dry humping? Yes please. Read A Study in Tattoos Part 3. Actually, read the whole series. It’s fluffy and smutty and angst- free… what a concept!

Well, well, well. Look who else landed herself a spot in Smut Timeout. We’re going to need more chairs in the corner of shame. ilostmyshoe-79, that was rude. Dust to Dust gave me mad feels, yo. 

You have successfully dragged your other smut fic this week down to timeout with you, Kim. Which is a shame because When Dean’s Away, Sam Will Play - Part 2 , Southern Comfort and If the Impala Could Talk(fave fic she wrote this week) did not deserve to be cast into Smut Timeout. It was a perfectly lovely smut fic. But alas, you had to go and be angsty with Dust to Dust. 

God damnit, Meg. We were so close to Wednesday and you gotta get yourself thrown in the slammer. 

 The feels felt in A Summer’s Dream were not appreciated, deans-colette. It’s a shame that Not My Father’s Son Part 9 had to be ripped from the big list, because it was a nice, happy little fic. But you know the rules. Make feels= go to Smut Timeout. 

We’re gonna need more chairs in Smut Timeout. Maybe a couch. But an uncomfortable one. Springs poking your butt and such. 

Well I want all of you to go to your corner and just sit here and think about what you did!

Hump Day Smut

Well look what we got here. Looks like Hump Day Smut is back and ready to party.

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Mad At You by @mysupernaturalfics (After Dean ticks you off on a hunt, he knows just how to say he’s sorry.)

Good Morning Beautiful by @withoutaplease (God, we all need a Sammy wakeup call for our birthday. In fact, my birthday is coming up and if any of y’all can arrange this, I’ll give you a foot massage or a hundred bucks or something.)

Downpour by @kittenofdoomage (Wet, rainy, passionate Sammy. Outside. In the rain. Where it’s wet. And Passionate.)

Grace Under Pressure by @ilostmyshoe-79 (You’ll be sexually frustrated, but you’ll be happy about it. Oh, and it’s Cas.)

Faking It by @ilostmyshoe-79 Battery Burner (Sweet mother of Abraham Lincoln. Dean’s determined to make you come since normally you have to fake it for other guys. I mean, Dean always makes you come in fanfic so it shouldn’t be that big of a deal, but it’s like… idk man. After being reminded that men who give a shit whether you come or not are the exception rather than the rule, this was just hot. Oh, and dirty talk.)

Faking It Part 2 by @ilostmyshoe-79 (I know the rules are no series’, but this isn’t a series, it’s a part 2. And it’s my list so I do wut I want. Breath play and sexiness.)

Faking It Part 3 by @ilostmyshoe-79 (Jesus this series. Hair pulling, Dean coming his pants (one of my favorite things lol), blindfolds. All the goods.)

Faking It Part 4 by @ilostmyshoe-79 (What I wouldn’t give to tie Dean up and play with some ice cubes. And then a vibrator. Just all the orgasms. So many. So many orgasms.)

Faking it Part 5 by @ilostmyshoe-79 (Rough Dean is just… That man can have whatever he wants.)

Faking it Part 6 by @ilostmyshoe-79 (What do I love almost as much as Dean Winchester? Ice cream. Let’s combine.)

Faking It Part 7 by @ilostmyshoe-79 (Edging Dean all day? Yes please.)

Faking It Part 8 by @ilostmyshoe-79 (Dean and reader film themselves and then watch it. Kim, I know you wrote that bit where you stare at his back and ass just for me. Thanks. Aaaaand this is why series’ are not included on Hump Day Smut. Look how many parts! Half this post is Faking It… I mean I’m not mad about it. I posted part 1 before it was a part 1. Then I posted the sequel. And I can’t post the first two parts and ignore the rest. So here we are.)

Relieving the Stress by @bovaria (I don’t know why I’ve been so into Sammy lately, but this is fuel for my craving. I lied. I do know why. It’s because I had a dream about him. He fed my cat while I was training to be a flight attendant in London. Dreams, man. Anyways, here is some dirty rough amazing Sam smut.)

Little Girl by @mysupernaturalfics (Everybody loves a little dom!Sam from time to time.)

Busted by @leviathanslovedick (Gah. Impala sex. With Sam. Yas.)

Private Eyes by @tonystarks-girl (I took a little bit of a break from Demon!Dean because I was getting over the whole just-in-it-for-sex aspect of it, but this Demon!Dean fic was just…. hot. Mama like.)

Netflix & Chill by @thinkwritexpress (Dean’s hands can just… do whatever they want to me.)

Your Favorite Customer by @bovaria (Maybe I should actually read this, but I don’t want to besmirch the memory of having @abaddonwithyall dramatically read it to us. It was so good that way lol. PS this is Cas smut so enjoy.)

Happy Birthday by @salvachester (A little birthday treat for Dean bean when he’s stuck in bed after breaking his leg.)

Priests and Pecan Pie by @kittenofdoomage (Somehow, this priest!kink Dean fic managed to NOT make me feel like I’m going to hell. So that’s impressive.)

Winchester International by @manawhaat (Reader and Dean make a deal to get Dean on an airplane. Not quite full-blown P-in-V smut, but light, fluffy smut. And I liked it so it’s here.)

Finally Together by @letmewriteyourlove (Some good old confession-of-feelings smut with Dean. Gotta love the classics.)

Nannas Love Sammy by @littlegreenplasticsoldier (This one’s been around a while, but I read it just a few weeks ago and it’s good stuff. Oh, and don’t be mislead by the title- it’s Dean smut *wink*)

Wanna get your fics on Hump Day Smut? Let me know that your fics are “fair game” for any Hump Day Smut posts or Have You Read the One With… lists. And tag me in your smut! Read my Hump Day Smut PSA for more info!

Need to catch up on previous Hump Day Smut posts? Check out my Hump Day Smut Masterlist!

Have a great idea for fanfic but zero writing skills to back it up? Here’s a list of writers taking requests!!

In the mood for a specific type of smut or looking for a fic you read a while back? Try my Have You Read the One With… page. It’s got fics by categories. It’s obviously not all-encompassing, but I’m working on it. And if you’ve got fics that fit into one of the categories, by all means, send them my way! Remember, from this point forward, only those writers who give me the heads up that their fics are fair game will be added to any HDS or HYRTOW posts! :)

Oh, and if anyone cares- Squadrilateral Q&A video should be up in an hour or two. It’s a damn mess. And long af. And I mentioned how awesome this post was gonna be so I hope y'all like it otherwise that would be awkward.


Zemo wanted to show you all something, when the player started rolling you approached your brother and watched.

Tony’s eyes were locked on the screen when a specific road showed up, you breath got caught on your throat a lump started forming as well as a knot on your stomach.

“I know that road.” you looked to the tape and read 16 December 1991 you remember that day like it was yesterday, you looked up and turned your attention to Zemo and you brother shouted. “What is this?”

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