giraffe eating

have you ever thought about dragons

- desert dragons rolling in sand to polish their scales

- dragons cleaning themselves like a cat

- frorest dragons finding a creek to jump into and splash around in

- strong, burly dragons ramming into trees and toppling them over to build a den

- hatchlings wrestling with their siblings, practicing their menacing roar

- dragons befriending smaller animals

- dragons with odd hoards; hoards of sticks and rocks, hoards of animal bones, hoards of old car wheels, hoards of tattered books

- old dragons who live on the beach and collect seashells

- dragons with long necks who eat like giraffes

- dragons digging deep holes in the ground and storing food for a later time

- massive groups of dragons, running together like wolves, helping each other and keeping each other company

- dragons breathing fire onto the floor of their cave to make it hot, and then sleeping on it

- dragons

-dragons are great

(feel free to add more!!!)

the little things in life - part 1

summary: One of Roman’s adventures takes an interesting turn, resulting in Logan coming back looking much different than before.

characters: logan, patton, virgil, roman

pairings: none

warnings: age regression; some intrusive thoughts; thoughts of injury (very brief); thoughts of choking on food (very brief); mention of death (very brief)

word count: 1,968

a/n: a cute piece inspired by @mewsicalmiss‘s adorable hcs and @pirate-patton‘s own fic based off of them. this got a little long so I decided to break it up into a few chapters. hope you guys enjoy!

tag list: @tinysidestrashcaptain @logan-logic @holdnarrytight @the-sanders-snides @darude-sanderstorm @mewsicalmiss @thegoldenmink @cefmua56 @madd-catter @amazable01@camillenicole @dudlebuggs @evilmuffin


“He’s so small! Ah, I just wanna scoop him right up!”

“I hate to admit it, but he’s just downright adorable! And he hardly talks as much as he used to. I shall chalk this up as an improvement!”

Virgil opened his mouth to protest; he closed it in favor of screwing his face into an expression that was near impossible to describe, but perfectly conveyed his character.

“What?” he finally burst out. “No! We can’t keep him like this. Do you think Thomas is gonna have any idea how to do anything?”

Roman groaned, shoulders sliding into a dejected position. “Fine. I suppose you do have a point. The only thing is…how do we fix…this?”

He gestured to their current problem, which sat on the couch.

This problem happened to be a very displeased Logan, who was now reduced to the state of about a two-year-old, courtesy of a glittering crystal lake he had fallen into after being dragged along on one of Roman’s adventures.

He was small, he was clumsy, he was—

Well, to be quite honest, he was the most adorable thing any of them had ever seen.

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Somebun’s jealous.

Me:  Oh, I’ll have the giraffe snuggle on Simon.  It’ll be cute!

River:  Not on my watch!

River:  Get off my Simon! [chomps giraffe butt]

Me:  Uh-oh.  Don’t eat the giraffe!!!! [yoinks giraffe out of River’s mouth]

The sound that came from River at this point could best be described as an angry “Meep!”

I set the poor giraffe on its feet only to have River rear up and punch it in the face, knocking it over.

Seriously, check out the look on her face.  Who knew snuggles could cause this kind of drama?

Simon decided to nope out of there after seeing River become an amateur pugilist.

Simon:  I’m flattered, but the giraffe and I are just friends.  You really need to work on your anger management issues.

River:  …

Simon:  [flops next to the giraffe] We’re all good, right? 

River:  [slowly pushes Simon away from the giraffe and makes sure he can’t see it]  Yeah, we’re good.

The peculiar children as things I've done

Horace- got on the wrong bus and didn’t want to inconvenience anyone so I got off at a random stop and walked home (which took like two hours) uphill with no sidewalks in a skirt and ballet flats

 Emma- lit a lighter and got so transfixed by the fire I almost burned down the house when I dropped it on the carpet because ~it was hot~ 

 Hugh- Found a bee’s nest in the tree I was sitting in while reading, continued to sit there but read my book aloud for the bees 

 Fiona- Was too lazy to stand up and throw out the pumpkin seeds from the jack o'lantern I was carving so I threw them out of the window and grew a full pumpkin patch in my side garden 

 Olive- Rollerbladed in my house, fell down the stairs, and had to go to the hospital because I almost broke my wrist 

 Claire- Woke up at two in the morning to buy ice-cream at a Girl Scout overnight, got lost, and wandered around the Museum of Natural History in NYC in a giraffe onesie eating an ice cream sandwich and crying 

 Millard- Cut my leg really deep and almost passed out from blood loss (did not tell my mom), didn’t drink water for a week and a half and almost passed out in choir (did not tell my teacher), hit my elbow on the door frame and sobbed for like a full 20 minutes

Bronwyn- Thought a girl was cute at the gym, but was too shy to say hi so I tried to impress her by running really fast on the treadmill, forgot I had the incline of the highest setting, fell face first and lost my shoe, unplugging my earbuds in the process so the RENT soundtrack blasted out of my phone

Enoch- Loudly chanted ‘I AM A DARK RUTHLESS BADASS DON’T MESS WITH ME’ as I sprinted away from my dark basement with my arms full of craft supplies (there was nothing in there I was just scared of the dark) 

 Jacob- Fell asleep at a diner with my entire theater class, woke up, freaked out, and launched my milkshake all over my friend while screaming 'FUcK’

Bonus: Victor- Was babysitting a 6 year old and got way to invested in an episode of My Little Pony, yelled at the screen, and the six year old patted my leg while turning off the tv and said 'That’s enough of the ponies.’

funnyfoxes55  asked:

If giraffes are bone eating, for the calcium, how do zoos make up the calcium? I'm assuming they don't just drop in dead bodies and let em lick it

…okay, but skeletal-shaped mineral chews for giraffes would be my new favorite thing. (Although any PR department would likely nix the idea immediately because the public tends to get all squicked out about anything eating anything that looks like a dead animal, much less “nice” animals like giraffe). 

A quick look through a couple of giraffe husbandry manuals indicates that mineral and vitamin supplements are contained in cereal/pellet feed that is fed daily in addition to browse. 

So my mom and i got slushies and now she’s concerned about me.

So giraffes, when they eat they wrap their tounges around the food to grab it right? I’m pretty sure that’s what they do.

So i looked at my mom and i asked if she ever tries to drink her slushie like a giraffe and just wrap her tongue around the straw and she just kind of looked at me for a second and was like

“How the fuck did you even come up with that? Who thinks of that shit?”

So we asked her boyfriend the same question amd gave him no context behind it and he was just like

“If i could, yea.”

And my mom looked really done with life

theblankpagebxforeyou  asked:

One Word Prompt: Kale, Character: Gibbs

Gibbs was pushing the green leaves around his plate, unwilling to actually eat them. He didn’t know what he was thinking, agreeing to eat this giraffe food.

“You haven’t even tried it, Jethro.” You spoke up. “You promised you would.”

His lips tightened into a line, stabbing one of the leaves with his fork a little too hard. Gibbs did promise he’d try it. And he wasn’t one to break a promise; especially if it would make you happy.

After a moment, his eyes rose up to yours. And Gibbs noticed the way you watched him carefully. Waiting for his reaction. When the Marine finally put one of them in his mouth, he had to force himself not to wrinkle his nose at the taste.

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anonymous asked:

Hello !!! i was wondering if you have any facts on eguchi and ryohei-san? i want to know more about their friendship~ thank you and have a good day-!!

…And you ask a Wing’s fan…? ._.” (even though I actually ship these two…so yeah, I do know a few thing about EguKimu pair…I guess…? ._.”)

Will give it a try at answering this at least as far as I can remember from the back of my head though, but again, you might actually be better off asking Egu’s or Boss’s fans though. They probably have a lot more facts about these two than I do… ._.”

Under cut because it’s REEEAAALLY long anyway though…=_=“

PS. Apologizing to Egu’s or Boss’s fan beforehand…>_<”

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anonymous asked:

Hey mom so I'm gonna cover my entire arm in really small stupid tattoos like a giraffe eating ice cream and wolves on skateboards and stuff is there anything fun that you think i should get? It could be literally anything

an orange!!