giraffe eating

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Pumpkin Spiced Giraffe

Imagine your OTP on a terrible first date: Person A thinks it’s a good idea to go to the zoo with B, but a giraffe nearly eats B’s hair. When they are allowed to pet the bunnies, one urinates all over B’s new shirt and A gets bitten in their finger.
After a band aid with dinosaur patterns and a bought “I love lions”-tee, A apologises for troubling B, getting interrupted by B’s mouth mid-sentence. They start to make out in front of the penguins until one of those throws a fish at them and person A is just so done with their life.