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HAPPY BIRTHDAY RALPH JEREMIAH “BABE REJ” GOCO DIZON =)))

Hi-hello to a man of few words! :) Paano ko ba to sisimulan? Medyo nakakadistract lang kasi yung kapitbahay namin kumakanta ba naman ng ASAIAL tapos ang panget nung boses hahaha charot lasing lang siguro. So ito na nga…

Ilan taon ka na ba talaga? Alam ko kasi 18 ka na rin pero last year kasi sabi mo 16 ka lang at alam ko nanttrip ka lang nun so medyo nakakalito talaga dahil di naman ako ganun kagaling makatanda. Basta yun na yun hehe. Ikaw na lalaking napakamisteryoso! Mag-ayos ka na ha! Ayusin mo na yang sarili mo at magpakabait ka na hahahahaha. Ay de, mabait ka rin kasi hinahatid at sundo mo rin pala ako nun, maraming salamat =))

Kita ko naman kahit gago ka, mabuti kang kaibigan sa kanila. Thankful nga sila kasi nakilala ka nila. Alam mo bang masaya ka naman kasama sa mga galaan eh kahit ang tahimik mo kapag andyan ako, kaso bakit ganun? Di ko nakikita yung Ralph na sobrang ewan kapag sila ang kaharap, medyo madaya. Kung nahihiya kang gumawa ng kalokohan sa harap ko, tangeks okay lang :) 

Gwapo ka naman at matalino kaya sana gamitin mo ng mabuti. Yung boses at kaputian mo nakakainggit kaya medyo nakakailang dumikit sayo lalo na’t lalaki ka pa hahaha. Salamat sa regalo nyo ng MERJ, teka sshare ko lang hahaha di ko kasi alam kung sino nagregalo nun kaya nung di ka pa nagtetext naging palaisipan sakin kung sino nagbigay dahil di nga ako marunong maggitara. Tas yun nga nakita ko yung note, so pag-aaralan ko talaga yan sa bakasyon =)))) Onga pala salamat kasi pumayag kang maging escort ko, sorry kung biglaan, ako rin eh nabigla hahaha sila Mama kasi medyo magulo. 

Happy Birthdaaaaaaaaaaaaaay ulit! Take care =)))

The Most Pogi Person In The World

Putangina mo! Sinabi ko lang yan para makuha atensyon mo ginoonggago, now listen you son of a bitch… Since you are an intelligent piece of shit. And you believe in the benevolence and essence of the English language I will therefore give an English message for you, good fucking sir.

A Happy Birthday! 

If I would praise one thing about you. I would praise you’re nose. Hallelujah! Just kidding. I would never praise anything that is attached to you. On a serious note though, being totally vulgar in nature is your advantage. You are the epitome of reservedness but still preserved. A mystical roller coaster that once you ride will cause you extreme paranoia and over attachment to mang kanor sex scandals.  

You are something the world needs. A though piece of shit. A magical shit. You’re the kind of shit the world needs. For that I salute you brother. Sing like shit, talk shit, act shit, but for me, you will, and will ever be a mystical special piece of shit.

To end all this shit, again, happy birthday! May all the demons that you praise in your wet dreams guide you to somewhere… where there is light. I hope that all your demons would transcend into a stunning piece of angel (not shit), you may not be the most pogi person in the world, but you’re nose is the other most in this world (reconstruct if you can).

sorry for the typos. 2:33 AM na no! PUTANGINA!