ginger is not a bad thing

dex has red hair

i have red hair too, which is pretty awesome. and also horrible, sometimes, because being ginger affects so much more than the just the pigment of your hair. so anyways here are some facts about dex and his hair bc i can relate:

  • he’s so pale
    • he’s so pale
    • even when he kind of manages to get a little darker after a sunburn fades, he’s still paler than everyone else’s normal skin tone
  • he does not tan. ever.
    • yeah sure, he may work on a lobster boat all summer, but buddy, i promise you, he’s not gonna come out of it looking nice and bronze
      • (why do people write fics where he comes back from the summer with a killer tan??? no bro, he probably just looks like a lobster. it sucks)
    • his skin just slowly gets pinker until he has a terrible sunburn, and then sometimes if he’s lucky it will turn out a little tanner when it fades
    • he probably uses at least spf 50, lbr here
      • actually, nah probably higher than that if we’re being honest
      • and he has to apply it like every hour
    • ugh and oh my god, he probably gets splotchy sunburns!!!
      • SPLOTCHY SUNBURNS ARE THE WORST
      • basically you think you’ve put sunscreen everywhere and spread it evenly but NOPE
      • random blotches of your skin will just be bright red while the rest is ridiculously pale and you look like you have some sort of disease-ridden rash
      • it has probably happened on his face and it’s the saddest thing
  • he has freckles for dayssssss (especially after the summer because they come back in full force during that season)
    • freckles everywhere
    • in the most random places
    • some are on his lips and on the back of his knees and his elbows and just very odd places
    • its a never ending cycle of freckles fading while new freckles form
    • he kind of gets a tan through his freckles??? 
      • bc he has so many and as they fade they kind of blotch together and make him look tan, but when you look really close you’re just like, oh, those are just tiny dots bunched together, not the actual pigmentation of your skin
    • he has. SO MANY. freckles on his shoulders
      • if you are of the male specimen, you probably go out shirtless in the summertime, and the sun hits you really hard on your shoulders, and thus, so. many. freckles. there.
      • (this is literally the most prominent place of freckles for redhead boys. please ask my brother and all of my cousins)
  • “does the carpet match the drapes?” ;)
    • why do people ask this
    • he gets this all the time, and it’s not just from people hitting on him
      • PEOPLE JUST GENUINELY WANT TO KNOW FOR SOME REASON???
    • and it’s super awkward
    • especially when they don’t match. bc um. a lot of times they don’t. just so you know.
    • “haha, firecrotch, huh?”
      • will wouldn’t find this funny even if it were accurate
  • back to the sunburn thing, it’s nice in the winter when he doesn’t get fried!! JUST KIDDING BC BLUSHING IS A THING
    • yeah anytime he gets remotely embarrassed or flustered, his face is the color of a tomato okay
    • even if he’s not actually uncomfortable, it still happens
      • “dex, nice shirt, man.” ➝ red face
      • “dude, nice assist!”➝ red face
      • *accidentally bumps into someone* ➝ red face
    • anytime nursey says anything ever, his face is red. i promise you this. i know this to be true
  • HE NEVER WEARS RED
    • or pink or orange, for that matter
    • (but i mean he goes to samwell so the red thing is kind of hard)
    • he unintentionally gravitates towards green and blue clothing bc his mom probably accidentally instilled in him that they compliment his hair as a child
      • this is so real. this is the realest, most relatable thing
    • going to samwell was probably super weird bc he had to start buying spirit wear and stuff and when he did, he realized he didn’t own any other red clothing
  • people always make irish jokes or assume he is irish, especially around st. patricks day
    • dex has no idea if he is irish
  • people always ask if another redhead they know is related to him
    • no
  • he has heard every “ginger” joke under the sun
    • no one has ever actually bullied him for it
    • but everyone makes the same jokes
    • will basically mouths the words as people say them bc he knows them so well at this point
    • he’s not actually bothered or offended, it’s just like… dude. he’s heard this before. you’re not being original
      • it’s very boring and a little irritating
    • but if he gets annoyed or doesn’t laugh people think he is a bad sport, so!!! he laughs them off even though he’s very disinterested and wants to tell them to maybe get some new material so they can actually say something remotely humorous next time
    • and he totally knows its not a big deal at all, bc some people have to deal with racist or homophobic jokes, and this doesn’t remotely compare. it’s just… very eye-roll inducing.
  • he gets horrible bruises for the stupidest shit, and sometimes just randomly and he’s not sure where they came from, bc ya gotta love that sensitive skin!!
  • oh and back to the ginger jokes thing, someone always makes a comment about that redhead temper!!
    • which is kind of unfortunate, bc dex kind of does have some temper issues
    • those jokes do not make him less angry either
      • (dex, seriously man. just chill for a sec)

wow this got really long and i could go on forever and ever but yeah basically this is the gist of it. also i’m aware some of this can apply to lots of people but anyways hooray for redheads!!

Muse

Originally posted by sugutie

Genre: Smut, fluff, angst (it will contain smut in the next parts)

a/n: The story will have another part. So dont worry, im not cutting you off

Description:Jungkook is a  photography major in collaage. Every girl likes him yet he only has eyes for his camera, until he -even tho he hasnt realized it yet-  finds his muse.

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Summary: After Betty confronts her dad about Polly’s and Jason’s engagement as well as learning about the Coopers - Blossoms feud, there’s only one person that can take her mind off things. (Takes place after Betty’s and Hal’s fight and before Bughead’s scene at the Blue & Gold.)

(Taking a small break from your prompt requests to write something that stuck in my head and I had to get it out lol. I was listening to Let It All Go by Birdy feat. Rhodes and I had way too many feels so yeah… Hope you like it guys!!)


The Hitchcock blonde was once again locked in her floral pastel room that nowadays didn’t seem to match the air of depression that spread around the whole town and, most specifically, this very house. Soft music was playing in the background, the girl wanting to silence down the million thoughts that were running inside her head and suppress her still boiling anger and deep disappointment at both her parents. Usually, her mother would always win first place in the list of people Betty felt smothered by but after that evening, her dad was ranking a close second. She was at least thankful that he had the good sense to let her be, keeping himself busy in the house office downstairs for hours.

Dear Diary,

I don’t even know who my parents are anymore. How can the two people that are supposed to be everyone’s most valuable confidants in life, hide behind so many lies and weave webs of conspiracy and mystery around innocent teenage kids? How can I not know what is going on in my own house, with my own sister? They keep pushing me to drop the subject, stop snooping around and bury it all under the carpet like they did and for what? An idiotic vendetta that probably costed the life of two kids that did nothing wrong but fell in love. Why do we have to break so hard? Why does my life get to be filled with such uncertainty and fear of what the future will reveal next? I dread even to think about the obvious, I try so hard to hold my mind back, for it to not go there but it is already there and I feel scared. Sometimes I wish I was just another person, the identity of Elizabeth Cooper to not weight so much on my shoulders…”

The characteristic sound of pen against paper stopped and the red ink covered peak hovered over the rest of the empty line, Betty taking a moment to breath and slow down the gradually quicker raise and fall of her chest. One of her usual panic attacks was the last thing she needed right now, she thought and closed her eyes, dropping her head back against the wall, clutching the teal cover of her diary inside her icy cold fingers. She didn’t know how many hours had spent there, sitting on the wooden bench of her window and pouring into paper the anger and extreme sense of unfairness she felt after the fight she had hours ago with her father. But the worst of all, she felt hopeless, too small in a secret too big for her to handle, something that made her eyes whale up with tears again. She brought a palm to softly swipe the corner of her right eye in hopes of stopping the waterfalls but she failed, letting them finally be and watching as they soaked the paper in small shy droplets.

The chime of her phone had her eyes lazily turning to the side to face the machine, not in the mood of interacting with people right now. The message that brightened the screen surprised her though.

Don’t cry. Please.

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Ex-school girl Trixie finds herself a pawn between two powerful queens.

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Groceries - Josh Pieters Imagine

Summary : sometimes it was the little things that meant the most to you

Word Count : 1090

Author’s note: this was the first josh request I ever got and it made me absolutely squeal, also if you guys could boost this and get it to @fabulous-fictitious-feels that would be awesome, because she was the first josh writer I ever read and it’s really shitty what happened to her to make her take down her stories and it would just mean the world to me if she’d read this :) Also dedicated to @thatcherjoesuggimagines for actually believing I could get over this writing funk and Tanis is just generally my favourite person in the world and she always loves what I write and I just adore her, she’s so cuute :)))

Originally posted by conormaynardaf


You had always been able to find a sense of calm out of the most mundane of things; you took great pleasure in organisation and list making. Folding laundry eased your worries and allowed you to gather your thoughts. Your mind was quite the jumbled heap at the best of times, so when you were around about the age of eighteen and realised that doing your chores were the only time when you weren’t frantic with worry, you began to look forward to these things.

Amongst these mundane activities, however, grocery shopping was at the top of your list. You relished in the entire purpose; from compiling a list of everything that you needed to get for the following week, to actually setting aside time to do it, to going home and immediately cooking something delicious out of the ingredients you had purchased - you loved it all.

When you had first moved in with Josh and the Maynards, the first thing you noticed was that they were awful at shopping for food, almost as bad as they were at actually cooking the food. But when you took Josh with you one day to do the groceries, it slowly became more than your process, it became your new tradition with the ginger boy. 

You always had a great time with him and it was often the only proper time you would get with him during certain weeks, so you came to treasure this vaguely bizarre tradition that you had formed with him.

Which is also how you had managed to find yourself with Josh in a supermarket at nine am on a Thursday morning, both of you having put off work and university for a couple of hours in order to do this strange little activity together. It had been going quite well too, any time that you spent with Josh never failed to bring a smile to your face and butterflies to your stomach, that is, until Josh had answered a phone call from Caspar … nearly twenty-five minutes ago.

You weren’t usually a jealous girlfriend - that isn’t to say that you appreciated random girls batting their fake eyelashes at Josh in the clubs, but you trusted him enough to not endanger your relationship - however, it had been nearly half an hour and this was supposed to be your thing, your time. Not yours and Josh’s with Caspar as a phone-a-friend. 

You knew they were discussing work and that it was important and you were trying really really hard to not be the whiny, jealous, attention-seeking girlfriend that you usually cringed at when Josh would tell you stories of Jack and Conor’s latest squeeze’s, but this had gone too far.

Not only were you being neglected by your oblivious boyfriend, but you were also in the cereal aisle and at a measly 5'4, were far far too short to reach your favourite cereal. Josh always got it down for you. And while you weren’t exactly thrilled with Josh’s attachment to his phone today, you had been raised to be overly polite and courteous and you knew that distracting someone while they were on the phone was quite rude indeed.

But you really loved that cereal … and Josh probably wouldn’t be done for a while …

Taking a deep breath and trying to gather your nerve, you stood on your tip toes and tapped Josh on the shoulder gently, feeling the butterflies swarm into your stomach as soon as his bright eyes met your own, that familiar lazy grin spreading across his face as he looked at you. 

Pulling the phone away from his ear, he looked over at you expectantly, “Yeah, babe, what’s up?” he asked you sweetly, meanwhile you could still hear Caspar prattling on over the phone.

Wringing your hands together tightly, you looked down at your shoes shyly, trying to fight back the blush spreading from the apples of your cheeks across to your ears and down and over your neck and chest. When you finally picked your head up, you looked up from your hands to Josh’s wide smile, to the cereal on the top shelf, the bright orange box taunting you slightly.

“I’m really sorry to bother you, but I can’t reach the cereal box, do you think you could maybe get it for me?” you mumbled shyly, peering up at him over the brim of your glasses and breathing out in relief when he reached up easily and plucked the box off of the shelf before depositing it in your basket.

Smiling up at him shyly, you stood on your tiptoes again and brushed a kiss against his stubble covered jaw, “Thanks, doll, you can go back to your phone call now, I didn’t mean to interrupt,” you tell him quietly before lowering yourself back down to your flat-footed position.You fished out the shopping list that you had painstakingly written in perfect cursive the night before, using the pen you always carried with you to cross off the cereal. 

Tapping your pen against the paper as you tried to think of what you needed to get more; milk or cheese, you were surprised to feel an arm wrap around your shoulders firmly.

Jumping slightly, you were shocked when you lifted your head to see your boyfriend sliding his phone into his back pocket before tightening his grip on you and pressing a light kiss to your temple, his arm around you squeezing you slightly. 

“What happened to your phone call? I didn’t ruin it did I?” you asked him innocently, your concern for him shining through your word. 

Josh had told you from day one that his favourite thing about you was how much you cared about everyone else and how you took care of not only him but the rest of the boys as well.

“Of course not, Baby, I only picked it up because Caspar told me it was an emergency and then I couldn’t get him to shut up for long enough to make an excuse to leave. But this is our thing, our time, our day,” he tells you as he leads you further down the aisle, missing the bashful and grateful smile that lights up your face. 

“Oh and we definitely need milk more than cheese, think of all the tea we’d miss out on!” he chuckles as he twists a lock of your hair around his finger lightly.

Maybe things were a little crazy most of the time, and you were friends with some dead set lunatics, but this was still your thing. And it wasn’t going anywhere.

AREN’T YOU JEALOUS?||JOE SUGG IMAGINE

This is a really random idea I had! Hope you enjoy xx

“Don’t get home too late!” Y/N called out to her boyfriend as he was about to leave and join his friends for a night out. “I won’t.” Joe replied as he stepped into their shared office where Y/N was sat at the desk, looking through her pile of papers. “Are you sure you don’t mind me going out?” Joe asked, stepping closer, looking over her shoulder to her work. “Of course not, you go and have fun. I really need to get this done.” Y/N answered, sending him a quick smile. Joe knew he should have been glad that his girlfriend was letting go on so many night outs but deep down, something about it was bothering him. He bent down to give her a quick peck before leaving the flat and hopping into the Uber with his mates.

Joe was trying his best not to think about her but he couldn’t help it, it was annoying him. And his mates quickly noticed that something was right as soon as he sat down next to them in the car. “Are you alright?” His best friend Caspar asked, concern in his voice. “Yeah.” Joe simply shrugged, eyes locked onto the window. “Do you think it’s normal if your girlfriend let you do everything you want? Or is it just me?” Joe suddenly asked, earning some confused glances from his friends. “I mean, is it a bad thing?” Joe questioned, waiting impatiently for his friends to answer. “I feel like this is a tricky question.” Caspar scoffed, the other boys laughing at him. Joe let out a long sigh. Maybe this was stupid. “You should be thankful, mate. This doesn’t happen very often with girls.” His ginger friend Josh spoke up and it only bothered Joe more. But he decided to shrug the feeling off and get the party spirit on.

As he got home, he was surprised to see that the lights were still on and Joe knew he had to talk to her. Now or never. Joe stepped into the office again and sighed at the sight in front of him. Y/N had her head resting on her crossed arms, her eyes closed. She was asleep peacefully and Joe smiled as he watched her. She was beautiful and he loved to watch her in these moments. He walked closer to her, his hand slowly traveling up her back. Y/N lifted her head up carefully, blinking to adjust to the light. “Let’s get to bed.” Joe stated as she simply nodded and he grabbed hold of her hand, leading her to the bedroom.

As she lied down onto the bed, Joe hesitated. She was exhausted and he didn’t want to start an argument this late. “Can we talk for a minute?” Joe asked, sitting on the edge of the bed, watching her. Y/Nlifted herself up in a sitting position. “Sure. What’s wrong?” She asked, giving him a reassuring smile. Joe took a deep breath. “Why do you let me go out so much?” He blurred out, a slight hint of fear of the impact of his words. Y/N frowned at his question. “What do you mean?” She scoffed, surprised by the words coming out of his mouth. She couldn’t see the problem with that. “Y/N, I’ve been out the whole week in some crowded clubs where about a dozen of girls would have wanted to talk to me and the boys. Doesn’t it bother you?” Joe explained, a slight hint of annoyance in his voice. “No, it doesn’t. Should it bother me? Because right now, you make it sound like I need to be mad at you for something.” Y/N replied, getting annoyed as well. This was childish. 

“No. Maybe. I don’t know.” Joe said, his anger growing slightly. “Am I supposed to be yelling at you when you go out?” Y/N asked, confused. His attitude was now getting on her nerves. She had been okay with it but now that he was bringing it up, it was bothering her. “Yes!” Joe admitted, his voice growing in volume, throwing his hands in the air. “Aren’t you a little jealous? I mean, whenever you want to go out with your friends, I always get that feeling like someone is going to hit up on you and I won’t be there to shrug him off.” Joe explained, his tone serious as Y/N’s eyes were now wide. 

“Are you really blaming on me the fact that I let you go out? Are you kidding me?” Y/N now snapped, completely pissed by his comments. “I mean, I’m always afraid that something will happen or a guy is going to hit up on you and you don’t even seem to care, Y/N.” Joe admitted, letting out a frustrated sigh and she was now amused by his words. “Well I’m glad to know that you don’t trust me as much as I trust you.” Y/N exclaimed, looking down to her lap as she felt her heart break slightly. It hurt to know that he didn’t trust her enough. Joe sighed before reaching out for her hand, locking their fingers together. “I’m sorry, I didn’t mean it like that. Of course I trust you. It was just stupid, I know but I needed to talk to you about it.” Joe stated, bringing her hand to his lips, pressing a gentle kiss on the back of it. “I’m sorry too. I’ll go with you next time.” Y/N smiled at him and Joe simply leaned in to press a soft kiss on her lips, their foreheads brushing as they pulled away.

“I am actually jealous. I mean, look at you.” She mumbled under her breath, pouting like a child. “Oh stop it! You’re one to talk.” Joe said, laughing as he pressed their lips together again, the both of them falling backwards onto the bed.

Loving insanity pt. 4 {{Jerome Valeska x Reader}}

Author Note: I have to thank my amazing friend for helping me so much with the plot lines for this. I knew what I wanted to put in the chapter but she really helped put detail into it plus she helped me so much with writing the majority of this because I caught writers block in the middle of writing this and could only think about cookies. Thank you so much babes for all your help with this part💜💜💜💜 Length: long Requested: request/collaboration Warnings: night terror, abuse, strong language, mentions of death

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8 hours had passed since Jerome left your house and you missed him. It wasn’t that you were obsessed with him. He was just so sweet and loving and you missed his shower of kisses and cuddles.

You decided to go and visit him. It was around 7:00 so it wasn’t that late at night. You had gone to where Jerome’s trailer was to hear screaming again. You couldn’t take it. You stormed to the trailer and threw the door open then slammed it shut behind yourself. Lila threw Jerome to the ground.

“Y/N go now before she hurts you!”

“WHAT IS THIS FUCKING BITCH DOING HERE?!?! JEROME TELL YOUR WHORE THAT THIS IS NONE OF HER FUCKING BUSINESS.”

You glared at Lila.

“I dare you to fucking call me that again.”

Lila smirked.

“W-H-O-R-E, WHORE!”

You growled and went to punch her. She sucked but still fell due to her drunken state. You grabbed Jerome’s hand and ran as quickly as you could to your car. When you got into the car you laid your head on the wheel and started to cry.

You couldn’t process why parents wanted to hurt their children. You couldn’t process how Jerome had this bitch as a mother. You couldn’t process how she treated him. And you couldn’t hold back the tears.

Jerome looked at you and placed a hand on your thigh. You drove back to the apartment quickly and stormed up the staircase. Jerome stayed close behind. You were pissed and he wasn’t about to get on your bad side.

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“Dad please let him stay!”

“For the last time no!”

“Dad please! He can’t go home! Just for one night I swear!”

He was about to yell at you when he saw tears welling in your eyes. His face fell. He refused to be the reason why you started crying. He sat down on the couch and rubbed his temples. He let out an exaggerated sigh.

“Fine…. He can stay. But only and I mean ONLY for tonight.”

You smiled and hugged him before grabbing Jerome’s hand and running back to her bedroom.

“Good job Jim. Way to stay strong. *scoffs* Why couldn’t she just date girls. Then I wouldn’t have this problem. But nooooo she just had to fall in love with Ginger Circus Boy.”

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I stood there. I couldn’t move. Frozen in place to watch the horror unfold. Hit after hit and punch after kick after slap. Jerome was on the ground. Barely breathing. Just laying there bloodied and bruised.

I screamed at his mother to stop, but to no avail. I tried to move I screamed when I couldn’t. I cried as I watched her pull out a gun. I couldn’t look away or close my eyes.

BANG

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Jerome was sleeping peacefully, with you beside him, but suddenly he felt harsh movements beside him. He opened his tired eyes as he tries to pull himself from his deep sleep. When he finally comes to, he looks over to you and what he sees almost brings tears to his eyes. He knew you were having a bad nightmare and he was worried he couldn’t help.

He took a deep breath and thought to himself ‘Get a hold of yourself, Y/N needs you’. Jerome attempted to gently shake you awake, but to no avail.

“Doll face, can you hear me? Y/N wake up darling…please wake up.”

You continued to breath heavy and sweat as you let out another scream.

“Come on, Doll face…let me see those beautiful eyes babe”

You bolted upright with a gasp and shrill scream of Jerome’s name and bolts upright in bed. Jerome moves his arms away from you briefly before immediately placing them on your arms as he attempts to coax you into looking at him.

“Hey, doll! It’s okay, I’m here!”

Jerome pulls your crying form into a hug.

“Nothing is going to hurt you, I’ll never let anything happen to you.”

You instantly pulled away from him crying and looked him in the eyes while shaking your head.

“It’s you that got hurt, Jerome,” your voice turned to a whisper, “It was so real.”

“Me?”

“Yes, your mother was there and she was beating you and hurting you and you weren’t moving and then she pulled a gun out and shot you. And the whole time I couldn’t do anything to stop it. I could only stand there and watch. It was horrible.”

Jim came in just as you finished telling Jerome what happened in your nightmare and Jerome pulls you into a hug as you continue to cry. Jim stays silent and is looks at the two of you, trying to assess the scene in front of him…Jerome notices him and just gives him a reassuring look and mouthed ‘everything is fine, I’ve taken care of it, you can go back to sleep’. Jim hesitates, but reluctantly decides to go back to sleep.

Jerome kissed the top of your head.

“Hey Doll, see everything is fine. Let’s head back to sleep.”

“I can’t sleep.”

Jerome frowned and sighed.

“Well can you think of anything to do?”

“There is chocolate chip cookie dough in the fridge that is just begging to be baked.”

He smiled at you before running off, “I’ll beat you there!”

“No fair you got a head start!”

You chased after him as quickly as you could crashing into him when you reached the kitchen. The two of you fell to the ground while laughing your asses off. You to the continued making the cookies while laughing and making a mess.

In the other room Jim could barely get any sleep while Barbara was completely passed out. He didn’t want to tell them to stop though. He knew it was getting her mind off things. He had to remember to thank the ginger for that. Maybe this one wasn’t so bad after all.

When things went silent Jim walked out to see you and Jerome passed out of the couch with a tray of cookies and the tv on. He smiled and turned the tv off then cleaned up the mess you made. He walked back over to you and Jerome and covered the two of you in a blanket. He kissed you on the forehead and went back to bed while thinking to himself 'No this one isn’t bad at all’.

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Originally posted by imforeverjustyours

|| I’m probably the only person (or not) that hate the headcanon of Orc!Maedhros, but I find it terribly boring :/ For the old concept bad=ugly, (because obviously Maedhros did “not ethically things” and so he was bad, for some people in the fandom *yahwn* ), meanwhile, it is very fascinating the idea that Maedhros, aka The Hot Ginger™ (as his name means), presumibly one of the most fair of the Noldor,  is the guy who leads both the Kinslaying of Doriath and of Sirion … it is interesting precisely because it broke the concept kalos kai agathos (who means that who is beauty is also good) [even if I can’t consider Maedhros a “bad guy”, he’s too complex for this]. But the fandom prefers clichès and stereotypes, so ok, good for yours, but I actually don’t like this, particularly because the idea “beauty=good” in Tolkienverse is disconfirmed several times, for example Sauron had fair appearence both with Celebrimbor and in Numenor, or Maeglin, who looks fair and finished for betraying Gondolin (even if Maeglin too can’t be definited exactly an “evil” character)

speaking as a fellow freckled ginger, the whole fake freckles thing gets dex really heated.

like seriously it fucking gets him heated

  • first of all, realistically, hes probably the only ginger in his family, thats usually how it happens
  • probably one of the few gingers in his school and because of this i think its safe to assume he was bullied, he clearly has anger issues
  • i mean come on hes a freckled ginger kid, with big ears, in a small town, and since hes a tall hockey player, he was a gangly long legged mess as a child
  • ‘kick a ginger day’ was his worst nightmare
  • anyways now theres a new trend of people using makeup to give themselves freckles 
  • even going so far to get them tattood like no?
  • anytime its brought up in conversation he goes the fuck awf 
  • hes so sick of seeing that shit because being teased for his freckles and ginger hair all his life and suddenly its all this cool trendy to get fake ass freckles and oh my god 
  • and to make matters worse they dont even look real???? 
  • theyre so fake and bad looking and he cant stand that a thing he was bullied for is now super cool and trendy
  • after nursey says he thinks its “not that bad” and dex almost has an aneurysm, they all fear for their lives
  • the team honestly talks about how they can never bring it up in his presence or anything remotely related to it
  • i feel you dex i really do 

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Uhhhh prompts......... Nurseydex + first date

Nursey has been freaking out for the past twenty minutes. Well, that’s actually not true. He’s been freaking out for the past two days, ever since he asked Dex on a date, and Dex said yes. Dex, the boy that’s been taking over his dreams, his poetry, his entire goddamn life.

But right now, Nursey can’t find his shirt. The one that brings out the green in his eyes. “Are you sure you haven’t seen it?”

Nursey’s roommate sighs and rolls his eyes. “No, man, I told you already. I have no idea where it is.”

“Shit.” Nursey flops down on his bed. “Guess I’m gonna have to wear something else.”

“It’s just a shirt, dude.”

Nursey sighs dramatically. “But it’s not! Everything about this date has to be perfect!” He’s been planning this night since the day he met Dex. Nobody’s ever said Nursey isn’t an optimist.

Nursey gets up to rifle through his drawers, grabbing an acceptable shirt. “I’m out of here,” He tells his roommate. “See you later.” Nursey pulls the shirt over his head hurriedly and grabs his wallet, jacket, and keys, rushing out the door.

Dex is waiting for Nursey outside the dorm building, hands in his coat pockets, breath fogging in the cold.

Nursey walks up to Dex, trying to look casual, although his nerves are racing. “Hey.” He smiles.

Dex smiles back, shyly. “Hey, Nurse. Ready to go?”

“Yeah.” Nursey hesitates, then holds out his hand.

Dex looks shocked and unsure for a second. “Uh,” He flushes and slips his hand into Nursey’s, their fingers interlaced.

Nursey’s heart is beating wildly, and he’s almost afraid to breathe. It all feels so vulnerable and new. He wants to hold onto this for as long as he can. “C'mon,” Nursey murmurs, tugging Dex’s hand lightly as he starts to walk.

“Where are we going?” Dex asks, tucking a lock of ginger hair behind his ear nervously.

“There’s this really good restaurant nearby, I thought we could go get dinner there.” Nursey says, trying to sound like he’s not going over every single thing that could go wrong in his head.

“Sounds good.” Dex nods, chewing on his bottom lip.

They make small talk on the way to the restaurant, chatting about school; hockey; and the TV show Holster’s making them watch.

When they get to the restaurant, they’re still talking about Freaks and Geeks.

“- I mean, I feel so bad for Nick! He really loves Lindsay,” Nursey says, holding the front door open for Dex.

“But he’s just so clingy! It’s disturbing! They were dating for, like, a week and he started showing up at her house in the middle of the ni-” Dex pauses when they get inside. “Oh, Nurse. This place looks really expensive.” He looks anxious.

“Dex, don’t worry about it. I’m paying.” Nursey goes up to the man behind the host stand. “Nurse, party of two?”

“Right this way, sir.” The waiter leads them to a small, secluded booth. Nursey and Dex sit down, and he sets menus in front of them. “Anything else I can get for you?”

“We’re fine, thank you.” Nursey flashes a white grin at the man, who nods and walks off.

Dex is worrying at his lower lip with his teeth again. “Nursey, you really didn’t have to take me here, I would’ve been fine with whatever you wanted to do,” He says quietly. “You don’t have to try and impress me.”

Nursey rolls his eyes. “I’m not trying to impress you, Dex,” He mutters, although that’s kind of what he was trying to do. “I just wanted to take you out somewhere nice, because you’re worth it.” He gives Dex one of his best flirty smiles.

Dex sighs and flips through the menu. “Fine, but I’m ordering the cheapest thing they have.”

This isn’t going exactly how Nursey thought it would. He should’ve known that Dex wouldn’t be impressed with how much money he’s willing to spend on him, unlike most of the other people he’s dated. That’s probably why Nursey feels the way he feels about Dex. Dex isn’t impressed by materialistic things or frivolous spending. After such a long time of being surrounded by people who are, Dex is like a breath of fresh air.

A waiter interrupts his thoughts. “Excuse me, gentlemen.” He sets down two glasses of water in front of them. “Can I get you two something else to drink?”

Dex and Nursey both say “no” at the same time.

“Are you two ready to order?”

Dex orders a large salad, and Nursey orders a mushroom ravioli.

“You could’ve gotten more than just a salad, Dex,” Nursey mumbles around a bite of ravioli.

Dex scoffs and smirks. “It’s called salad Niçoise, and you know that, Nursey. It’s a full meal.” He stabs a piece of a lettuce.

“I know, I know.”


Dex shoves his food around on his plate, and the way he’s chewing his lip, he’s going to start bleeding if he’s not careful. “Nursey?”

“Hm?”

“Why did you ask me out?”

Nursey raises his eyebrows. “Because I wanted to? Because I like you? A lot?”

“Really?” Dex looks up at Nursey through his basically-transparent eyelashes.

“Uh, chyeah, Dex. Like, for a long time now. Even though you can be rude and irritable and a total pain in the ass.” Nursey takes a sip of a his water.

Dex bites his lip to hide a smile, and his face turns red. “You’re the first person to ever ask me on a date, you know.”

Nursey grabs Dex’s hand from across the table. “No way.”

“Yeah.” Dex nods slowly. “I mean, I didn’t come out until a few months ago,” He reminds Nursey.

“But still. Nobody’s ever asked you on a date before? Even if you didn’t say yes?”

“No.”

Nursey leans back and blows out a puff of air. “That’s crazy. People are crazy.”

“Or maybe you’re crazy for asking me.”

Nursey and Dex are standing outside of Dex’s dorm room. Dex is rocking back and forth on the balls of his feet nervously.

“I had a good time,” Nursey says quietly, taking Dex’s hands in his.

“Me too.”

“Is it…would it be too early for me to kiss you?” Nursey asks. “I mean, um, y'know, uh…crap.” He stutters. “I don’t want to fuck this up. Especially since we have a history of being, um, volatile with each other.”

Dex laughs. “You can, uh, yeah. You can kiss me.”
He does the thing where he tucks his hair behind his ears.

“Cool,” Nursey says under his breath.

They both lean forward at the same time, and their lips touch lightly. Nursey cups Dex’s cheeks in his hands, and their mouths slide open. Dex grabs Nursey’s shirt and moans softly into the kiss.

They pull away with a soft pop, and stand there, noses and foreheads touching.

“I’m gonna go,” Dex whispers, “I need to sleep soon or I’m gonna collapse.”

“Okay. Sleep tight.”

“Yeah. You too.”

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Eren getting constant female attention and it really pisses Levi off? And everyone around them knows he likes Eren because he's really obvious when he's jealous, but Eren doesn't know?

There were very many things that annoyed Levi, everyone knew that already. There were many things that angered Levi, that was law. But never had anyone seen things that made Levi jealous beyond belief, jealous as in cut a bitch and throw her in a ditch, jealous as in jealous over Eren Jaeger. It wasn`t a surprise to be jealous of Eren. Jean was because he got all the girls without trying, Reiner was because he did the `nice guy` thing way better than he did, but no one was particularly jealous because of Eren. Levi however, was in fact, terribly jealous over him and at first, the cadets couldn`t figure out why.

He would only get jealous when Eren was around his `fangirls` - yeah, the fucker had a fanclub, Jean would groan - and whenever said girls made contact with him was when the murderous glint would catch the Captain`s eye. Eren being the blissfully oblivious person he was, thought everything was fine and dandy and never noticed how angry the short man seemed.

In retrospect, they should have known immediately, but even you could admit it would be hard to believe.

The way Levi was only angry when Eren was being fawned over, but looked like he was in heaven the moment Eren`s attention was on him.

The way he seethed at any girl passing by like they owed his a life.

How he would guard Eren when they were together, make sure no one popped their special little bubble.

Levi wasn`t jealous of Eren, but of the girls Eren entertained. The attention they had, the touches they got away with, it all grated on his nerves. Connie was the first to propose the idea that maybe, just maybe, Captain liked Eren. It was shot down instantly but now they weren`t so sure, everything pointed to him wanting Eren all to himself, a very Mikasa move if you asked anyone, and everyone knew how Mikasa felt about Eren so…

Good luck Eren Jaeger, you were, mostly, well-liked and it was an honor to fight beside you but…

Yeah you dead man, it was nice knowing you.

Eren sighed, that was the second swarm of girls this morning alone, they seemed to follow him like flies. It wasn`t so weird at first, they`d say hi and go about their way, but now they liked to press against him, lean in real close to his face or let their breath tickle his ears. It was actually really uncomfortable because he was only being friendly and he may have been pretty slow but he was starting to think those girls were not trying to be his friends.

The only solace he had was Levi, bless his soul, whenever he was with him the females would be repelled and he could spend time with him in peace. He sometimes found himself wishing that his `groupies` could be replaced with the raven`s small, strong hands, their wide eyes switched out for his narrow, winged ones. But of course, Levi barely even looked at him, he was always red with anger whenever he was near and probably found him annoying, since he averted his eyes like it was hard to look at him.

Still, Eren couldn`t bring himself to drift away from him, hate him all he wanted, Eren was like a leech, there would be no getting rid of him. He only wished Levi would feel the same connection he felt, that maybe his warm fuzzy feelings of affection that was more than friendly were shared. But he wasn`t so naive as that, after all, Levi could have anyone he wanted, what would he want Eren for?

But no.

Eren didn`t just give up like that.

Eren fucking Jeager didn`t just let things slide.

No.

Eren Jaeger went for it no matter the odds, and it would eat him up inside `til the day he died (for the last time that was).

He would spill his feelings, just one time, he could play it of as a joke if things got awkward and at the very least he`d no how the man felt.

They had been following him again, ugly vultures. Levi had quite the artillery of harsh nicknames for the group of cackling hens that just loved to stalk Eren wherever he went. Levi was fed up with their constant attention stealing ways, it was an unspoken rule Levi had called dibs right? Had he not made that clear or were they just fucking stupid? He`d bet on the latter. If only Eren, pure, sweet, innocent Eren, could realize what they were pulling. The kind guy he was, Eren answered all their screeching calls and ushering claws- hands.

He wished Eren would look at him like he looked so fondly at those girls. The way he would shake his head as though they were the cutest things asking him this and that, or the way he would ruffle their hair, touch them. Levi was being a, dare he say it, brat right now, because no, he hadn`t called `dibs` and he had no right to Eren`s person. But he wanted to and maybe if he had the guts he could have him, if only he could-

Bang.

His head snapped around from the large picture window he`d been looking out of, ready to tear into whoever rudely barged into his office like that, only to find a panting mess of brunet hair and tan skin. Now instead of annoyance Levi was confused and concerned, Eren never normally acted like this and he has been running for sure. Running for what though?

“C-Captain.” Eren gasped, finally having enough breath to do so.

Levi raised a brow to acknowledge this question.

“Captain I… I`ve gotta tell you something.”

“I`m listening.” Levi responded, not like his normal sarcastic self but honestly interested and serious about whatever Eren just needed to tell him.

“Sir I… I`m not sure how to say, so I`ll just let it all out. You can`t talk until I`m done okay?” Eren pleaded, Levi gave another nod.

Eren took a deep breath.

“Levi,” He`d said his name, this had to be important, “-this is probably sudden, but I have feelings for you. A-and not like comrade feelings but like, um, feelings feelings? Uh that is, um, I like you Captain Levi. A lot. And I, I wanna like, be with you and shit? Walls I`m so bad at this but, you get what I`m saying right? I want us to be a thing… To be together and y`know, hug and kiss and… uh… y-yeah.”

Levi blinked at the words tumbling from Eren`s mouth clumsily, took in the way he looked anywhere but where he was.

Eren liked him.

Him.

Not the girl with ginger hair that would meet him in the mornings.

Not the busty blonde who would cling to him at night.

Him.

Levi Ackerman.

Eren started to sweat at the lack of response, and was about to abort but Levi suddenly pressed himself into his chest, knocking the wind out of him.

“Me too.” Levi mumbled because fuck, he wasn`t good at this either but he got it, Eren got it, and when Eren`s arms found their way around his waist, he realized he got Eren too.

The next day was pure bliss, because Levi could feel the absolute heart break in the eyes of the entire female population as he received a good morning kiss from Eren and sat down to eat breakfast with him, alone. Levi had never been very well-liked, but he shouldn`t have found such pleasure in being the object of murder schemes and death threats.

Except he was, because he knew Eren was his and he was going to flaunt it until his end.

Tips on how to manage studying & illness

Hello guys! I’m back today with some advice on how to study when sick. It happened to me a lot the past semesters, being sick but still having to study.

Of course, the obvious and best thing I could tell you is to rest when you’re sick. But as you know, sometimes you also really need to study for a coming exam or you have a due date that is really close. So you have no choice but to study/do homework even if you’re absolutely not feeling well.

Feel free to add anything to this list :)


1. First of all, take the time to take care of yourself.

If you don’t try to get better, you won’t be able to study well at all. You’ll just make yourself sicker. Here are some things you can do:

  • Go see a doctor if it’s really bad/you need some medication you can’t buy without a prescription
  • Take a short nap + have a full night sleep
  • Take a hot/warm shower or bath (hot water will give you energy but cold water will make you sleepy as your body temperature will reach the one it is when you sleep)
  • Drink lots of green tea or water or lemon infused water (+ ginger).
  • If you have a sore throat, try some hot water with honey and lemon juice.
  • Good advice from @evoleth27: camomile and peppermint teas have antibacterial effects.


2. Have more breaks than usual

Rest is important and you don’t want to make you more sick. Also, more frequent breaks will help you stay focused during your study session because it is obvious than being sick doesn’t help staying focused.

During your breaks you can just do nothing and relax, drink/eat something, do some meditation.


3. Don’t try to be overproductive

As a consequence of the precedent point, take your study session slow. It is okay not to do everything on your to-do list. Try to do what is more important: prioritize!


4. Avoid screens the more you can

Especially if you have a headache/migraine or nausea or even if you’re very tired, please try not to spend unecessary time on your phone or your computer. If you can, print all the materials you need from your computer instead of using them directly from it.


5. Ask a friend for help

Or parents/siblings if you live at home. They can help you do some homework or help you in your revisions. There’s nothing new that learning in groups is a good thing :)


6. Email your professors if it’s really bad

the notepad on my phone during 32 hrs of vocal rest

A few months ago I did 32 hours of silence as recommended by my vocal coach. I just stumbled upon the ‘notes’ section on my phone from that weekend. This is really uninteresting. I don’t know why I’m sharing it. Oh well, if there’s even one girl that feels better about heavy periods after reading it then I’m glad I shared it. 



Do u know if we have Zertec medicine at home ?

Can we stop at CVS

My vocal coach recommended to take at night to experiment
To see if it helps

No kinda healthy food open this late ?

medicine Taste like poison

My throat doesn’t hurt. My vocal chords are just so torn up from all the post nasal drip

Very well received restaurant from food critiques. Saw it mentioned in vice. Hole in the wall

Will u ask if they have vegan options

This is so generic and scripted

My toilet keeps running
Very bad
It was fixed yes

He replaced the valve
And it just started doing that right now

My vocal coach recommended

When are u going

Sorry I can’t talk. Ur a sweetie for being understanding

I’ can’t talk at all

I don’t want to be around a bunch of people when I feel like I’m gonna wanna talk

Lemme go talk to Yaz real quick about studio

Can I make I breaky when u come back

Only Walgreens has this kind, I’ll have Yaz get it on the way home from studio
Not CVS

Don’t worry about it I’ll have Yaz get it 

There’s hemp milk I steamed

I put fresh ginger at bottom

Yazz

Dinner date tonight ? I don’t want to I’m scared I’ll turn schizo

What time are ur plans with the guys . I don’t wanna do crossfit cuz I’m gonna be in situations where I have to talk

My period is so bad so no lower body

I feel fine tho!

This whole conversation is a summary of my life

I watched more of Trump speech and it was disturbing felt very nationalistic

But Abu said to give him a chance

Very good point about the pilot thing

Thank you bb. Normally I break out around my period

I’m so heavy I literally have to change my pad or tampon every 30 min

She won’t go unless u walk her that’s what I do when it’s raining 

I don’t like all the back and forth but it’s one of those situations where we’re gonna get convinced to do them

When are we doing vacation
why go back and forth

So still going back and forth

May as well do it after
Cuz we’d come home for like 2 days

I watched it  

We should it’s our president

Can we just board it up since we don’t use it anyway

Our remote only works when you get super close

Borax is a mildew remover and it didn’t work. Also I scrubbed with bleach and it didn’t work

Will u be around to feed the hoe

To dinner with Casey

Maybe we should find another spot

Do u wanna ask how long

I gotta text Yaz about something real quick

I’m not old hehe no I wanna stand for real

When we order can u ask for vegan for me- sometimes they use fish sauce or chicken stock as base . Just so no animal product

When we ask what’s vegan curry on the menu I’ll decide

What time do we have to leave

I thought it was entertaining
I was expecting a crazy twist

I thought the doc was gonna be the one seeing all the ppl

I wanna sleep with you but I gotta get all my stuff

Do you want meee

I do I’m just gonna be a mess. I have to get up every few hours

Only if u really want me. Just cuz my period it’s really uncomfortable for me

Wanna see a really good music video new hardcore band

It’s kinda scary how kids nowadays are so comfortable talking to a camera vlogging

Like I wouldn’t even know how

Did you happen to look at that video interview I posted on twitter a couple days ago

It’s really good . U should watch it when ur more awake it’s 15 min

An interview with this guy Simon sinek . He is an expert in the digital age and talks about social media addiction . Just go on my personal Twitter it’s the first link

Yaz and Nida left and scar only peed I gtg home soon:/

There’s a big women’s march downtown

Yes but they already left

I gotta take care of scar

She just needs to poop so she doesn’t do it inside

I’m sorry u would do the same for Nanuk

Voltage Honest Trailers: Enchanted in the Moonlight

Thanks for all the love and support from everyone who liked my Gangsters in Love Homest Trailer! Because of you all I will continue to make more of these in the form of a series based on the ones you all request!

Please remember that this is only for humorous purposes.

Also I do not own Voltage and if I did, I’d make badass and more culturally diverse MC’s!

Enjoy!



Narrator: Are you ready for a Voltage game that is filled with romance and Asian culture?

Are you willing to spend your paycheck on a story to satisfy your furry obsession?

Then this romance sim about yokai is sure to delight your unhealthy attraction to animals!

(Cue Yokai Anime)

Narrator:…No not those yokai…

(Beat)

Enchanted in the Moonlight!

(Cue Enchanted in the Moonlight Theme)

In eastern Japan, there lives a young MC.

She’s a naive bookworm with a life and a personality that is even shallower and blander than Belle from Beauty and the Beast.

MC: “I have no boyfriend, I’m too serious, and I work too hard…maybe it’s finally getting to me…😓”


Narrator: The MC is so retarded, she thinks closing her eyes in a life threatening situation will save her life.

MC:(I reflexively squeeze my eyes shut as bookshelves tumble down towards me!😣)

MC:(I shut my eyes as a speeding car rushes for me!😣)

Voltage Vlogger Martha: “No girl, that’s not how danger works…😒”

(Slight Beat)

Narrator: The MC lives in a bento box far far away from her parents with her close friend Samon, who is really a spirit from another world sent to stalk the MC since her high school years.

MC: “Samon’s the shrine priest. He’s like a big brother who watches over me.”

Narrator: After waking up from a night terror about a scene from Spirited Away and about hot guys, the MC goes to work and encounters MORE hot guys who stalk and warn her to be cautious of her surroundings instead of outright telling her that demons are out to get her!

Shinra: “I want you to be careful today.😑”

MC:(I wonder why he said that😦)

Narrator: Really…?😒


(Beat)

After the retarded MC risks rabies disease by stripping down and taking a bath with a random fox she found on the street, MC finds out the the fox is actually a beautiful spirit with realistic fox ears and a tail.

MC: “Is he a cosplayer?😦”

Narrator: I said realistic…😒

(Beat)

MC goes back to her living room seeing the same hot guys freeloading. And once learning that they are ayakashi from another world, they each have one request from her to help save their people.

Yukinojo: “We would like to have a child with you.😃”

(Beat)

Narrator: After being attacked by evil ayakashi, MC Is forced to make a dreadful decision of her life…


Lose your virginity…or DIE!

MC: “But I don’t know pleasure…!😰”

(Beat)

Narrator: MC has the option to choose…


Miyabi!

The sexy arrogant half breed who makes it no secret that he wants to fuck the MC dry.

He’s a man so perverted, that calling him a fuckboy or a rapist would be a complete understatement!

Miyabi: “Give me your body…😌”

Miyabi: “You’ll be lusting for me from inside your bed😏”


Narrator: His sex drive is so strong, he’d give prostitutes in Vegas a run for their money.

Yukinojo: “Miyabi would sleep with 10 girls in one night!😃”

(Beat)

Narrator: Chikage! The Sasuke of the game!

Unlike his privileged friends, he rose up from complete nothingness and earned his spot to become the next hokage of the Tengu clan.

Although he has a soft spot for cute little boys, he’s so emo that it’s clear that he needs pussy in his life.

But he has NO problems flirting with actual crows whatsoever…

Chikage: “Caw caw caw!😄”

Narrator: Okay! SOMEONE needs to take YOU to the strip…😒

(Beat)

Shinra!

The oni who resembles and dresses like a prepubescent middle school kid, and who has an unhealthy obsession with Victoria’s Secret underwear!

Boy: “Tiger print underpants aren’t cool-😒”

Shinra: “YES THEY ARE!😡”

Narrator:

He’s the love interest that no one gives a fuck about. And the one who took over a YEAR to get a season 2 because Voltage forgot his ass.

Although he was first introduced alongside Miyabi and Chikage, he becomes the most unpopular character in the Voltage franchise with his childish personality and annoying and constant blushing behavior that Voltage would make fans believe to be a cute trait.

Miyabi: “You’re as red as an ogre!😏”

Miyabi: “What’s wrong with calling a red oni a red oni?😂”

Shinra: “Grrrrrrr….!😡”

(Beat)

Narrator:

Kyoga!

The badass bisexual of the group! And the best dressed!

He’s the only one who treats you like a human being if you choose him.

Although he makes no secret of his attraction for you, it’s more than clear he has a thing for Yukinojo.

Kyoga: “I watched this movie about a Okami man and a Yukibito woman…it made me feel weird…😳”

Kyoga: “You know you’re very beautiful Yuki!😄”

Yukinojo: “Y'know I am a man…😓”

Narrator: That doesn’t excuse the fact that you enjoyed being fed by Kyoga during MC’s date with Kiryu at a restaurant…just admit you’re gay!😒

(Beat)

Yukinojo!

The other bisexual and the Caitlyn Jenner of the gang!

The one MC literally falls in love with JUST because of his looks!

MC: “You’re so beautiful…😍”

MC: “You have such gorgeous skin!☺️”

Narrator: He’s kindhearted as he is two faced as he even tried to rape MC at one point and is willing to threaten anyone with his power of snow and ice.

Kyoga: “Yuki’s scary when he’s angry…😰”

Narrator:

With his obsession with Bath and Body Works products and being beautiful, Voltage might as well could have made Yuki a female option of the game which…might increase sales for Voltage…

Just look at the amemix line!😃

(Beat)

And Kiryu!

The cynical as fuck, runaway prince of the ryu clan who came to the human world to write fanfiction AND be a total weeaboo for Japanese technology!

Kiryu: “Do you know how much this tablet costs?!😒”

Kiryu: “Did you wreck my cleaning robot?!😤

Kiryu: “Who destroyed my Japanese toilet?!😡”

Narrator: He hates people so much, that he’s even racist towards his own kind.


Kiryu: “I don’t care for the humans or the ayakashi! They irritate me!😒”


(Beat)

As you live your days being the only woman in a household full of men, you are forced to deal with things LIKE:

Perverse Humor!😃

Miyabi: “Have you two been at it every night?😏”

Chikage: “Oh, so that’s it…😏”

Kyoga: “We can smell what you’ve been doing.😏”

Narrator: No longer having privacy!😁

Samon: “Everyone gets to live here!😃”

Shinra: “Dibs on the biggest room!😄”

MC: “Do you have to follow me to work?😓”

Narrator: AND: “Trump like” RACISM!😑

Chikage: “Humans are weak.😒”

Kyoga: “Humans aren’t like us ayakashi who have more strength.😕”

Shinra: You’re weird! A human interested in oni…😒"

Miyabi: “You’re just a human!😠”

Ayakashi: “Stupid human!😡”

Ayakashi: “Yeesh! Humans!😡”

Miyabi: “A regular human wouldn’t be allowed in our world.😏”

Miyabi: “A human an ayakashi can’t be together.😠”

(Slight beat)


Narrator:…Wait a minute! Wait a minute! So humans can’t go to the Mononoke World but Ayakashi can freely roam the human world like rats and mistreat them however they please?!

Trump: “We need to BUILD A WALL to keep those filthy ayakashi OUT from crossing that magical train BORDER! And those clan heads will pay for it!"👌🏻


Narrator:..Trump I hate you but I support that idea!😃🔨


People of color:😡😡😡

Narrator:…Too soon?😅😓

Trump: “CROOKED Miyabi! LYIN’ CHIKAGE!😤😡”

Narrator: Okay we get it! It’s bad enough you were elected…😓

(Beat)

STARRING:

“Tomoe”(Miyabi)🐈

“Teen Wolf”(Kyoga)🐺

“Shrek”(Shinra)👹

“Scarecrow”(Chikage)🐦

“Male Elsa”(Yukinojo)❄️

“Potential Housewife”(Samon)👩🏻

“Blue Eyes White Dragon”(Kiryu)🐉

“Regina Gorge”(Ageha)💁🏼

“Gohan”(Koten)🙇🏻

The Three Stooges(The Omnyoji)👨‍👨‍👦

“Someone who may as well be an ayakashi with her ability to sense things!”(Ikumi)👀

“Ino Yamanaka”(Botan)✳️

“Ultear Milkovich”(Kirikimi)🔮

“Darth Vader”(Kuro Kabuto)👽

“Kapp'n”(Hikobei)🐸

“Master Roshi”(Genji)👴🏻

“Jacob Black”(Aoi)👱🏻

“Taylor Swift”(Nishiki)🐍

“Kimiko”(Kikuka)🇯🇵

And

“As told by a Ginger, I am a Virgin(MC)😔”


“Yokai BAEwatch!!!”



Narrator: Okay seriously?! How is it that ayakashi can’t get arrested in the human world JUST because they aren’t “bound” to human laws! If you GO to another country you HAVE to follow those rules or you get arrested!

Couldn’t the MC just call the cops and tell them their are strange men claiming to be spirits who want to fuck her?

That would be helpful considering how they would be sent to the crazy house! Not to mention charged for frequent harassment!

Mamoru, get over here already!

Mamoru: *sigh* fine…😒🚬

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Mean Queens Ch.9 (Group Fic) - NymphCAMP

Nymph’s A/N: Enjoy this offering for I have no idea when the next will be up. It’s a good one though, we’re getting to the good stuff now. (it keeps getting longer and running away from us though, god knows how many more chapter’s there’ll be. Hope you still enjoy it in fifty years when we’ve still not finished).  Love to you all, double to anyone who has ever liked or left us feedback <3

Purewank’s A/N: if nymph sneaks wank into my AN again, send her more hate on AQC, thanks. Anyway, hope you enjoy this chapter, they’re getting progressively longer and it’s great. Let us know what you think with feedback! <3

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anonymous asked:

Remember the post were this girl said her best friend forgot to ask her to prom? Can you write something like that for hinny? :)

A/N: I did it!  And it’s canon-verse too so woo (post books though).  Hope you enjoy!

Also available on FF and Ao3!


Verisimilitude

It starts a few weeks after September 1st, initially nothing strange enough to really draw his attention beyond answering the innocuous questions like ‘do you have a favorite color’ and ‘are you allergic to any flowers or plant life.’ Weird, but he brushes them off, assumes it’s just an effort to get to help them get to know each other like normal people – people who finally don’t have a homicidal maniac breathing down their proverbial (and occasionally literal) necks.  So he asks them back, learning she hates salt on her eggs, loves swimming at dusk, and secretly read Ron’s entire collection of Martin Miggs comics during his first year at Hogwarts.

But then it gets more specific, her questions.  Ginny’s latest letter had been filled with her usual humorous commentary on day-to-day life at Hogwarts – critiques on teaching methods (apparently Professor Sinistra’s ban on caffeinated beverages in class was unacceptable), a run down on the week’s Quidditch practices (along with gossip she’d gleaned about the other teams and updates on her negotiations with professional teams), as well as general boasting about how she’s eating so much better than him (Harry felt silly having Kreacher cook for just one person).  Then, reaching the bottom of the parchment and the dregs of his tea, Harry’s eyes stutter over the postscript, ‘what color is your cummerbund?

Flicking his wand to send his mug to soak along with his other neglected dishware, Harry furrows his brow – unsure what exactly a cummerbund is and too afraid it’s some mischievous flirtation on Ginny’s part to ask Ron for help.

Considering who he’s dating, he quickly tosses aside his second and third choices, and just as he’s wondering where exactly he left Dudley’s telephone number, Harry sighs and reaches for the floo pot perched on his mantle.

Before he can second-guess himself, he calls out for McGonagall’s office and sticks his head into the now green flames, knees protesting at his position.

At first, he hears his former professor muttering darkly in her thick Scottish brogue before her sharply polished boots appear before him, peaking from beneath deep green robes.  “You know I thought I’d have a break from Potter mischief until you and Miss Weasley had a child old enough for Hogwarts.”

Harry fights the blush that threatens to rise at the mention of his and Ginny’s hypothetical future children and clears his throat.  “Funny you should mention Ginny.”

Settling down on the plump tartan stool tucked close to the broad fireplace, McGonagall arches a dark brow questioningly.  “Romantic troubles with the youngest Weasley?  You seem quite desperate.  Don’t get too clingy Potter.”

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rik mayall looks: rating my not-husband’s different eras (10/10)

baby rik/fuzzy rik - barbara first fell in love with rik from this era and i can def. see why. a cutie patootie baby that you also want to have their babies. 10/10

secret and rare longhair college rik - *fanning myself like an old southern lady in church*. i mean it’s blurry but it’s hotter than sasquatch at least. 10/10

‘Wick’ from The Young Ones - Punk-rock pigtails are definitely a thing now. Super cute spotty acne. Hair doesn’t look as red as usual but maybe that’s because I’m comparing it to Vyvvyan’s super-red tri-hawk. Either way, anarchic and v. cute. Great look for bringing down the fascist pigs. 8.5/10

mid-80s super close head shave - um??? love you but kinda glad this look didn’t last very long. this look is for dudes with weird natural hair not guys with genetic ginger perfection. recognize your brilliance. 6.8/10

colin from bad news - hair (obvious wig) gets darker and curlier over time and i definitely approve. also i guarantee 100% that barbara did his makeup and it’s absolutely gorgeous. and the 80s heavy metal fashion sells this piece. 9.5/10

alan b’stard in the new statesman - finally took my advice n grew his real hair out. gave it curls which i 100% approve. alan is a real b’stard in this show but this super sexy look was a standout. also rik’s a super good actor. go see it. 9/10

Flashheart in WWI - in rik’s own words: ‘so sex’. loved talking about flashheart because it was the sexiest he ever felt on screen and he was stealing the show by being really really funny. also in his own words: ‘i am a living penis!’ 14/10

official 80s Rik look - jESUS. this is goals. also this era produced that one over dramatic but still sexy photo of him in the shower that i will never get over. 10/10

(ok what the heck here it is. and for the record this = 100000000/10)


beardy rik 1st iteration - OH. MY. GOD. I have a crush all over again. 16/10

Travellers’ Cheques/Lemmy tribute - mucho desperado. what. a. babe. 15/10

this effing music video look nobody expected - ARE YOU SERIOUS??? OK I GUESS MY LIFE IS RUINED NOW. 250000/10


the unbridled perfection that is the Rik Mayall Presents era of looks: okay let’s go into each of these in detail.

#1 - this is my favorite RMP episode and rik is brilliant in it. also this gave us a taste of how Grey Fox era Rik would look like down the road. wouldn’t be fully realized until Jonathan Creek in 1998 and we’ll get to that later. but damn. 9.6/10

#2 - this would go on to become the official 90s Rik look, so i should give them the same rating. plus this episode is creepy and hot. 10/10

#3 - Dad (in glasses) Rik. I don’t use the acronym DILF often. and I still won’t. but just know that that applies here. 9.7/10

#4 - beard rik iteration 2. rik hated growing beards and only ever did it for acting purposes. plus dirty old town wasn’t the best. but this look is amazing. it bugs me that this is my least favorite episode but has the most gorgeous look. 26/10


official 90s rik look - bit more pudge and bit more lines on face. still f*cking hot. embraced his dad side and talked about his family more in interviews, and wore a lot more dad clothes like jumpers and sweaters. also in the late 90s after his death gave him a new lease on life, was more carefree in interviews and never stopped talking. also flirted up a storm with everyone. one of my favorites. 10/10

the ‘jesus look’/Merlin the Return - i’m still not over this look. I will never be over this look. this is art, this is f*cking beautiful. this is what white jesus wishes he was like. also actual brown jesus probably approves up in heaven. infinity/10

the mavis davis era/blond i guess? - a series of messed up studio mandated dye jobs that combined into this color. rik hated it. he made jokes about himself in interviews of the time but was obviously very insecure about it. can’t hate on it too much since it wasn’t his choice, but yeah, not the best color combo. but he’s still able to pull it off by being his charming as hell self, and it later faded. 8/10

the grey-age begins - like 90s only getting noticeably more grey. obviously rik didn’t want his hair dyed after mavis davis debacle and that was a good choice. also became his look for the 2000s as well after he grew it out from being short, or vice versa. i don’t know the timelines. but ihe and ade both looked great in the late 90s during the guest house paradiso times. 10/10

Jonathan Creek - The look that shook the world by revealing that Rik had gone full grey for realsies. this ain’t the young ones anymore guys, grey fox rik is here to stay. this was also the first project he took on after his death on the quad bike and recovery in the hospital. so f*cking brave and it gets extra points. 22/10

grey fox rik - was around for most of the mid 2000s and featured prominently in quality programs such as All About George, Violent Nation. slightly more dad-ish and still punk and very very cute. lots of great interviews from this time. 10/10

the silverage begins/Believe Nothing - this probably was before short grey fox timeline wise, but there was already silver and white under the grey in those so i will counting this as the first time we see silver, even though he’s still vaguely ginger most of the time. he’s gorgeous either way and i love this show. 10.5/10

wut - wut. yeah this was a bit of a weird choice. skunkbeard no go. he got rid of it soon after his one episode and went back to his good beard record. 6.7/10

sideswept disheveled thing I didn’t even know about until i started looking at more pictures for this whole project - i fucking love this. no censors. 15/10

bombadier - beer commercials and rik with beards are like macaroni n cheese pizza: two things too good for this world. also rik’s new whiteage underneath the silver means there’s going to be a new rik era very soon. stay tuned. 9.8/10

official dad rik in Man Down - full beardy rik look #3, this time grown to make him look 20 years older since he’s late 50s and playing greg davies’ 70 year old pop pop. next to 6′7 greg he’s an adorable dwarf dad. he also gets to indulge in more dad fashion, while still being punk rock and saying ‘comrade’. also like JC this is the first time we see a new era of all-white hair rik, and it’s so cool. 10/10

unfortunately the last days of rik - full white hair, sans beard, jean jackets and shorts and his life is buying lil sudoku books from stores and sleeping on trains. has fully embraced his old dad status and loves it. can still be suave as f*ck in a blue and white suit though (in his last film Der Ontsnapping in Holland). Despite his big personality he still was facing a lot of medical problems including epilepsy and the other repercussions of his head injury. died way too soon and we still will miss him always. it was personally one of the worst times of my life. infinity/10

100 reasons to love Philip Michael Lester

Dan’s appreciation post

I’d like 2017 to be the year we really show our appreciation, and honestly there are so many reasons to love him and who said showing a little extra love and appreciation would be a bad thing? So I present to you, 100 reasons to love Philip Michael Lester a.k.a. @amazingphil! Don’t hesitate to add to the list!

  1. His name is literally my aesthetic, as is everything about him!
  2. He is British and can do more than one British accent (Surrey and Northern, specifically. Yes, Britain has loads of different accents.)
  3. As a certain someone once said, his eyes are so beautiful “you could go swimming in them”…
  4. …however according to said person, they are also “green, blue and yellow”.
  5. He looks equally handsome with black, dark blue and ginger/brownish hair.
  6. His name means ‘lover of horses’, yet in typical Phil-fashion he happens to have a fear of horses instead.
  7. Most of the time looks like the softest angel bean…
  8. …however the rest of the time he is devilishly handsome and makes ovaries explode (sorry about the last bit, it had to be said).
  9. His laugh is better than the sweetest symphony…
  10. …and his smile is brighter than the sun.
  11. Those cheekbones… I can’t even…
  12. He loves anime and is a massive weeaboo *falls even more in love*.
  13. He always knows what to say to brighten up anyone’s day.
  14. He is the sweetest, most charming, most charismatic person I could ever hope to meet.
  15. He loves animals and dogs, which makes him an even better person (which I didn’t think was possible).
  16. He’s really fucking intelligent…
  17. …and he doesn’t need two university degrees to prove it (although he has those as well)…
  18. …not to mention he’s pretty damn wise, with some of the best philosophies I’ve ever heard (PHILosophies! Ha, ha… I’ll let myself out).
  19. He actually makes an effort, and a huge one at that, to engage with his audience, unlike many YouTubers out there.
  20. He has common sense. Might not sound like a good reason, but honestly, I’ve learned the hard way that many people out there have no fucking clue about anything in life so I’ve come to appreciate those who do a hell of a lot more.
  21. His compassion, love and care meters are somewhere around the ∞ level.
  22. He has a great sense of humour, and that’s not as easy to come by as it might sound.
  23. He’s been doing YouTube for over a decade now! He’s literally a dinosaur, but an immortal dinosaur.
  24. Y’all, I’m starting to wonder if he’s a vampire. Perfect pale skin, hella fine teeth and he literally hasn’t aged.
  25. He’s unapologetic in his quirkiness.
  26. ‘Self-confidence’ is his middle name.
  27. His origin story… oh my god. A fucking cereal box? Why haven’t Marvel or DC requested permission to release Phil Striker merch, comics and movies?!
  28. He’s too damn patient and I love it so much it almost annoys me.
  29. He’s always willing to listen to others, which is a skill may people never learn and suffer for it.
  30. Y’all know that his best friend is the memelord, Daniel James Howell.
  31. They’re polar opposites but at the same time they couldn’t be more alike.
  32. They’ve done so much together, I can’t even right now…
  33. Like, can you say that you’ve made a game with your BFFL?
  34. Can you say that the two of you have released a chart-topping single (The Internet Is Here)?
  35. That you’ve written two books together that are full of all-round goodness?
  36. Done a BBC Radio 1 show together?
  37. Made a mobile game together?
  38. Written a script for a full-scale, high-budget stage show together?
  39. Taken that stage show around the world and met so many of your fans together?
  40. Made said stage show into two movies together?
  41. Didn’t think so. There are tons more, but I don’t wanna be here a month later still writing them and miss out on their uploads, so let’s all agree that they’ve done so many things throughout their history.
  42. They got PewDiePie himself calling them YouTube’s Power Duo. That’s like being fucking knighted by the king or queen!
  43. People say that a friendship that can last seven years can last a lifetime. Guess how long they’ve been friends? SEVEN YEARS, five of which they’ve been living together!
  44. I mean, literally every justgirlythings post about friendship can apply to them. #friendshipgoals
  45. He’s a giant. He’s 6 feet tall. No explanation needed.
  46. He looks hot with and without glasses…
  47. …well, he looks hot all the time and it’s not fair.
  48. He’s always made an effort to keep things friendly for people of all backgrounds and ages…
  49. …yet he still remains true to who he is and what he makes.
  50. Clickbait on his channel? Nuh-uh, bitch.
  51. I’ve just realised that he made me swear more in this one than in the one I wrote for Dan, which is kind of ironic but it makes me love him even more so fuck it, I’m writing it down.
  52. ‘Sell-out?’ Who is she, I don’t know her.
  53. He really appreciates us and everyone around him. I’m love.
  54. He’s won awards, including his own one at the first BONCAs, Creator of the Year.
  55. His acceptance speech was really inspiring and also remained classically ‘him’.
  56. “I’ve spent the majority of 2016 with another person, Dan Howell… so I think it’s only fair that he comes up here and shares this award with me.”
  57. “What would happen if we did go further apart?” “I think the universe would rip in half, let’s not try that.”
  58. My point? If Phil isn’t selfless then selfless doesn’t exist.
  59. His accidental and not-so-accidental (because come on, not all of them can be accidents) innuendos.
  60. He’s inspired art and creativity in people who otherwise would have no way to express it.
  61. He’s inspired people to keep on going and persevering with life, and in doing so has saved millions of lives…
  62. …not to mention he’s done it in a new and different way to what would normally be expected of life-savers (making videos)…
  63. …so you heard it here guys: he is officially a pioneer AND a hero.
  64. His voice is really relaxing to listen to.
  65. He is an innocent angel who must be protected…
  66. …but we all know that secretly he is a dirty-minded, flirtatious lil’ devil.
  67. Charities must love him because boy, has he given them a lot of money.
  68. He is an extremely hard-worker and he doesn’t procrastinate (not to say procrastination’s a bad thing, but as someone who does it constantly I can tell you it’s not fun).
  69. He’s loads of fun at parties, from what we can tell. Who doesn’t love a party animal?
  70. He directly avoids drama. God bless him (because God sure as hell ain’t blessing me).
  71. He has never said a harsh word to or harmed anyone or anything in any way.
  72. Bless his gentle soul in general.
  73. He’s loyal and honest - loyalty and honesty are something we need more of.
  74. Arrogance? Never heard of her.
  75. He’s not afraid to admit to his mistakes and imperfections (I mean I think he’s as close to perfect as you can get, but his willingness to show his faults makes him even better).
  76. He is talented, people. Want me to spell it out? T-A-L-E-N-T-E-D.
  77. His sympathy and kindness levels are… actually, I was gonna say through the roof, but I’m looking now and not even aeroplanes can see them, they’re so high.
  78. Why am I so sassy in this post when it’s Phil, not Dan, we’re talking about? Eh, I’ll take it, and I love it too.
  79. Come to think of it, he can actually be pretty sassy when he wants to be.
  80. He’s seen and learned so much over the years, all of which he’s been willing to share with us and teach us.
  81. He’s also been through a lot, y’know. His best friend from university died, yet he remains happy and optimistic because he knows his friend would want him to be.
  82. The above point is the literal definition of ‘courage’, which is him in a nutshell.
  83. Actually you can’t fit him into a nutshell because he’s so complex and infinite.
  84. I can never decide whether he’s the sun (bright; giving and inspiring life)…
  85. …or the moon (mysterious; always watching over the world) but either works, I guess.
  86. He’s so accepting of diversity and variety, it’s amazing (puns for days).
  87. “You know what I say? You should never make fun of something a person can’t change about himself”…
  88. …but what makes it funny is that he goes on to make fun of Dan for having deep dimples, which is something he can’t change about himself (something Dan points out).
  89. Honestly the banter and domestic moments between him and his buddy are just really cute, so fuck it, I’m writing it down.
  90. He deserves so much, you cannot comprehend it, but he never asks us or anyone else for anything.
  91. He is really trusting of those around him, and in turn he is really trustworthy.
  92. He’s literally psychic:
  93. …”Some guy is gonna come into my life, an energetic warrior. He has a hasty personality and is really quick to love or hate.”
  94. …”I wish for pandas to mate and increase in population.” “My panda wish came true!”
  95. Bonus points for making his wish be saving the pandas. You can’t not love him for that.
  96. He’s grown really thick thicc (metaphorical) skin and is as immune to negativity as you can get.
  97. His music taste is… *nodding* yes.
  98. Nerd galore, people! I love it!
  99. His moral compass is on point (geddit?).
  100. He is the purest man alive and he has done so much for me personally and many others out there. Thank you for existing, Phil, and always remain true to yourself, as you have taught us to do.
  101. Come on, 100 reasons is not nearly enough. There are an infinite number of reasons to love him, but everything has a start or beginning.