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Peraltiago Headcanon #2

So the day that Amy has to start desk-duty only when she’s pregnant is the most dreaded day in the history of the 99. Everyone, and I mean everyone (even Hitchcock and Scully), have been fearing this day. So when Jake runs into the precinct 10 minutes early with a terrified look on his face none of them are surprised. They aren’t surprised at what he says next either:
“Listen up everyone! I don’t care what is going on, what drama is up in your life, because this woman will cut your head off. So don’t say anything to offend her because she will kill you. Also Charles please don’t eat lunch in the bullpen today because your food stinks for realz”
However, they are all surprised when 5 minutes later Jake comes back up with what seems like a perfectly normal (even more enthusiastic about work than usual) Amy Santiago. She just sits down at her desk and starts to work. Meanwhile Jake is staring holes into the top of her head to the point where he gets less work done than usual (but to be honest how much work did he do before?). It gets to the point where even Rosa has to pull her aside and have a semi-heartfelt talk. To which Amy’s response is “Rosa I’m fine. It’s just paperwork. I love paperwork”
This goes on for a week or so when suddenly everything crashes.
Amy now comes in trudging after her husband in his old NYPD academy sweatshirt holding a decaf coffee (something that scares the living crap out of Charles until Jake reassures him that “no Charles there is no caffeine in it. Yes I bought it. Yes I checked with the barista. Charles it won’t DONT TALK ABOUT MY WIFE’S PLACENTA CHARLES”). Amy now sits at her desk filling out paperwork with the speed of a tortoise. She no longer asks if she can fill out anyone else’s work for them. It gets to the point where she is volunteering for door duty (to which the answer is no. From both the captain and Jake “babe, there could be a murderer at one of the doors” “I’m pretty sure that there isn’t. It’s a senior retirement community”).
But when she has to finally take maternity leave is when the monster in her is finally unleashed. (She still comes to the precinct. Not as “Detective Santiago” but as “Jake’s wife only here to bring him lunch and totally not to work on a case, Terry do not unplug my computer!”)
She ends up going into labor at the precinct while Jake and Charles are on a stakeout. Jake of course freaks out when he sees the 30+ voicemails from Amy, Rosa, Terry, Gina, and Holt. Most of them being along the lines of
“hey babe so I think I’m in labor. Please get back here”
“Dude, your wife’s in labor.”
“Jake, your baby is being born! This is the best day of your life, where are you?”
“Jake so your wife is pushing out your fetus as we speak. Wait what no it’s just contractions. Get here soon. This is disgusting. Also someone stole all the gum in your desk and it totally wasn’t me. Bye boo”
“Jacob, it seems as though Santiago has gone into labor with your child. She would like to know where you are. Would you like me to help her or do I make her too uncomfortable?”
By the time Jake and Charles get back to the precinct Amy’s contractions are about 6 minutes apart and Charles is freaking out for the both of them. After they get to the hospital it takes about another 3 hours for the baby to be born
“I take back what I said, Sarge, THIS has to be the longest birth ever. And this prison doesn’t even have free wifi, ugh”
Everyone is in a nervous-yet-sluggish mood, that is until Jake comes running out the double doors leading to the maternity wing screaming “It’s a girl! I’ve got a daughter! I did it!”
Hugs and handshakes are passed all around. Even Gina cries a little the first time she sees the “either most awesome or most boring child in the world, there is no in between”.
Even Kevin visits “she doesn’t have your nose, Jacob, that is an accomplishment”.
The day ends with Amy and Jake snuggled up in her too-small hospital bed and their little girl sleeping peacefully beside them surrounded with flowers and gifts from her many aunts, uncles, and “Grandpas Ray and Kevin” (Holt totally doesn’t cry “it’s just allergies, Kevin, 30% of the population experiences it” (despite the fact that it’s winter))

Headcannons for: The Nine Nine and The Peraltiago baby
  • Charles would make every meal he could for Amy, convincing her to eat weird nuts he got imported from the coast of China. 
  • Terry wouldn’t let her walk around or carry more than two stacks of paper work at a time
  • Terry and his wife would give them all of their babies old clothes and toys
  • Rosa would hover over Amy and not let Hitchcock and Scully anywhere near her and would randomly pull knives on civilians when they got too close to Amy
  • Whenever Amy got hormonal Holt would cheer her up by telling her how amazing of a detective she is and how he considers her and Jake like his children.
  • Gina putting headphones around Amy’s stomach and playing her favorite music
  • Jake telling the baby “bedtime stories” aka a play-by-play of Die Hard every night
  • When Jake thinks Amy is asleep he tells the baby how much he loves them and how he will never leave like his father left him
  • Boyle is the godfather 
  • Gina buys the baby more outfits than they will ever need
  • Rosa giving the baby a little leather jacket and a toy motorcycle to ride around on
  • The entire nine nine in the delivery room
  • Everyone throws a baby shower but gets busy with cases and so they throw random streamers around in a 5 minute attempt at a party but Amy loves it
  • Amy refusing to be on bed rest
  • Jake calling in an entire police escort when Amy goes into Labor
  • Holt telling Jake how great of a father he’s going to be
  • Taking the baby to the nine nine and it crawling away when no one is looking and oh my god how do police detectives lose a baby
  • Gina has the baby and is doing a photo shoot in the filing room.
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Season 6 bloopers are here!

gina linetti in 3x08: uh, it better not be pregnancy-related, ‘cause that crap is nasty. the miracle of life? dress it up however you want, that’s some disgusting animal kingdom nonsense.

gina linetti in 4x22: in a relationship that was not hinted at even once all season and pregnant with a boyle cousin’s child

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B99′s Day at the Aquarium

Okay, so headcanon this:

The next time the 99 has to go to one of those out of town cop conferences, it’s in a city that has a really nice aquarium. After an entire weekend of shameless begging, tears, half-assed bribery attempts and more begging, Holt agrees to Jake’s request to take the squad to the aquarium on the way home.

What happens is as follows:

—Jake and Amy immediately get into a competition to see who can take the goofiest selfies in front of the exhibits.

—Terry makes a beeline for the gift shop but can’t decide which stuffed animals to bring to his girls. He ends up buying most of them and spends the rest of the trip with his arms full of stuffed sea creatures. (“Terry did this in the wrong order.” - Terry)

—It takes Gina less than 30 seconds to get an entire school of sardines to follow and mimic her every move. She tells anyone who happens to walk by that she is their overlord (whether she is referring to the fish or the passersby is open to interpretation).

—Boyle spends an inordinate amount of time at the touch pool, but keeps yelping every time he picks up a sea urchin. After the sixth time of making everyone jump from his squeals, the attending marine biologist politely asks him to leave. Boyle ends up at the seal tank, where he immediately makes friends with one of the younger ones and engages in a game of hide and seek. He has never been happier.

—Hitchcock and Scully never actually look at any fish. They just go right for the cafeteria and eat a bunch of seafood because they think it will “strike fear into the fish’s hearts.”

—Rosa spends most of the trip hanging in the back of the group, neither confirming nor denying if she thinks the aquarium is worthwhile. She does, however, buy a cute little seahorse necklace at the gift shop when no one is looking.

—Holt enjoys the aquarium far more than he thought he would. He is just giving Terry (arms full of stuffed sea creatures) a very detailed lecture on the majesty of the sea turtle when they notice that Jake has somehow managed to get his head stuck in a plastic shark mouth display. Amy is laughing her head off and taking as many pictures as she can. When it becomes apparent that Jake can’t get out, it takes the whole squad to somehow wedge him out of there. After an appropriate number of blackmail selfies, of course.

—The trip ends (after a substantial lecture from Holt on proper aquarium behavior) with a group photo in front of a large tank, where they are promptly photobombed by a dolphin. Gina texts the photo to everyone. They all find different ways to display the photo at home and at work (picture frames, scrapbooks, refrigerator magnets, lock screens on their phones, etc.)

anonymous asked:

Are you doing the b99 head canons still? (I'm sorry I saw in in some tags and thought it was a really great idea, but if I'm too late that's ok:)) Cause I'd really like to see someone write some head canons for when Amy's pregnant and her and jake go to get the ultrasound and everyone's just really proud and happy and it's just a nice idea :))) You don't have to though, don't feel pressured if you don't feel like it!!

• Amy looked at every ultrasound clinic in town to find one that had an open slot at a time when nobody would be working. She was determined to make sure she could share this moment with everyone.
• Amy scheduled the ultrasound at 2pm. Jake was afraid he’d be late as usual so he made get there at noon. He was afraid Amy’d be uncomfortable in his smaller car so Terry offered to drive them in his minivan.
• Terry offered to give their child Cagney, Lacey, and Ava’s hand-me-downs. They don’t care if it’s a boy because honestly who cares if a male infant is wearing pink clothing. Jake: “F*** gender roles!” *puts hands on Amy’s belly* “I’m so sorry our baby had to hear that kind of language, but I feel very strongly about this issue”
• Since they showed up so early, they stop at a coffee shop near the clinic. Amy drinks water, and so does Jake. Jake gave up alcohol and caffine while Amy’s pregnant so she won’t be the only one suffering.
• Amy: “Jake, you can order coffee. You’re doing more than enough to help.”
Jake: “You’re about to squeeze a tiny human out of you. I should ask Charles to kick me in the groin as hard as he can while you’re in labor so we’ll be suffering together. The pain you’re going through is worse than anything, even worse than growing up without a dad.”
• Jake gets quiet and starts thinking to himself. Then he starts whimpering, then full on sobbing. Amy panics, asks what’s wrong. Jake chokes out “I always hated my dad for leaving me and mom. I know I’ll never do that to my family. I’ll always be there for my kid.”

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whatever you do don’t think about amy and gina growing closer over these months jake and rosa are in jail, amy approaching gina first since she knows gina is in to rosa, even well in to carrying a boyle cousin’s child, she has studied the way gina looks at her, the hard edges of her cold face would melt and soften in to admiration and gina just pulls her by the hand in to the supply closet, slams the door dramatically (like how every time she enters a room, amy notes) and engulfs her in the biggest hug and this is the first time anyone has really held amy other than jake, and she’s in shock but she drapes her arms over gina’s shoulders and they cry and they cry and cry together as they get everything out of their system and this has become their daily routine, meeting in the supply closet every day as therapy. gina promising that amy won’t have to wait 15 years for jake, amy encouraging gina to announce her feelings for rosa as soon as they get them out and they grew so close that gina even made amy a mix cd (and amy smiled, another indication that gina had definitely spent all her time with jake growing up) and the first song is somewhere only we know by keane, amy frowned when she put it on in the car, seeing as it’s not gina’s taste, but when she heard the lyrics she started sobbing, the words were so relevant to what they were going through and the somewhere only they knew they went to so they could cope and those are the same words they blare in the car together, they sing at the top of their lungs on drunken nights, the same words amy is softly and timidly singing to gina as she squeezes amy’s cold hand in pain when she’s in labor, amy being the only person who could push her through it, resulting in gina making her new baby girl’s middle name “amy” and the little girl becomes a distraction for both of them, a cute little happy distraction with gina’s big eyes to hold them over until the loves of their lives return

Engagement- Andre Burakovsky

Originally posted by bennonmymind

Ok this one is kinda long (sorry?)! I really like this prompt. I know I say this every time but you all are giving me really good prompts so can you blame me??? This is the last Andre requested so far, but keep on the lookout for other players! As always, enjoy! And anon I changed the prompt a little, I hope you don’t mind!

Warning: alcohol, mention of balls

Anon request: if youre not bored of writing andre, i’d love to make a request! though if you are i totally understand and its okay if you decide not to do it! i was thinking one where andre and his gf have been together for like 6 years or so and everyone on the team adores her bc shes just like the sweetest person ever and they love them together and theyre super cute and so andre finally proposes and everyone is so so excited for them that they throw a surprise engagement party for them on a day off :)

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Brooklyn Nine-Nine II S03E18

CheddarSir with all due respect, that’s crazy. I mean, you and Kevin are the best couple I know. And I’m sure whatever this is, you can get through it, because you are the strongest person I know. Wow, that was weird. I said, like, multiple real things consecutively, yeah.