“Does all of this make you feel small? It shouldn’t. Instead, you should marvel in the fact that, as far as we know, you are a member of the only species in the universe able even to begin to grasp its wonders, and you’re living at the right time to see our understanding explode.” -James Gillies
That tape wasn’t leaked to the press, it was poured right into their hands by my darling stepdaughter. Well, I did you a favor. Now people will think you failed as COO because of the tape, not because you’re useless at your job.