gilderoy the mouse prince!

If I could do anything? I think I would, shrink myself to the size of a mouse. And leave the world of men behind me forever. And live amongst the mice. And I would bring technology in, and art to those uncultured swine. And I would build tiny tools for their tiny mouse hands made from tooth picks and marshmallows. And I would be their king- nay, Their prince! Gilderoy The Mouse Prince! Ruling from my grand castle inches high, carved from the finest cheeses. And their I would dwell with my 3 mouse wives, and my 12 mouse concubines. Oh, ho! ho, ho, ho, ho! Oh, but the wars we’d have with the frogs. Terrible, just terrible. Those meadow mice warriors, the atrocities they’ve seen. Yes, that is my dream.
—  Gilderoy Lockhart A Very Potter Senior Year [x]

anonymous asked:

what is a dream of yours?

If I could do anything? If I could do anything, I think I would shrink myself to the size of a mouse. I’d leave the world of men behind me forever and live amongst the mice. And I would bring technology, and art to those uncultured swine. And I would build tiny tools for their mouse hands, out of toothpicks and marshmallows. And I would be their king, nay their prince! Gilderoy, the mouse prince, ruling from my grand castle, inches high, carved from the finest cheeses. And there, I would dwell with my three mouse wives, and my twelve mouse concubines. Oh but the wars we’d have with the frogs… Terrible, just terrible. Those metal mice warriors the atrocities they’ve seen. Yes, that is my dream. My secret dream. 

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