gilded statue


Arch of Marcus Aurelius

Oea (Tripoli), Libya

165 CE

It is a quadrifrons trumphal arch.

The corners of the monument are directed to the four points of the compass, and the four façades are directed to the northwest, northeast, southeast. and southwest. The northwest face is the best preserved. You must imagine a gilded statue of the emperors in a chariot on top if it. All this is very common.

 The decoration itself, however, is not, because it contains mythological symbols, like these griffins (winged lions with the head of an eagle). You will not find them in the spandrels of the Arch of Titus, the Arch of Septimius Severus, or the Arch of Constantine in Rome. Here, the griffins are shown in front of Lucius Verus’ triumphal chariot.

Opposite the emperor, there are sphinxes, this time in front of the chariot of the goddess Roma, the personification of the eternal city. The inscription mentions that the monument was erected by a local magistrate (IIvir) named Gaius Calpurnius Celsus, dedicated to the emperors, and that the proconsul of Africa, Sergius Cornelius Scipio Salvidienus, and his legatus Vittedius Marcellus were also involved. 

The main arches were to the northeast and southwest. In the niches, statues must have stood; one of them was found and tentatively identified with Lucius Verus. This suggests that there must have been a statue of Marcus Aurelius as well; the other two cannot be identified. Above the four statues were four medallions, which probably represented the four seasons. On the arch’s southeast façade, prisoners of war were shown. 

Up close and personal with annoying shoppers

At one time I lived in a shitty apartment in a very fancy part of Montreal. The grocery stores near me were either small organic independent shops, or one large but expensive grocer. We’re talking prices like $5, on sale, for a single red pepper. What I saved in rent went to my food budget.

The stores could charge this amount because their regular customers were very well off. Rich Montreal Quebecois have a certain air about them. Rude, aloof, and full of themselves. Going shopping was a lesson in patience until I learned how to amuse myself and not get flustered.

For some ungodly reason, the grocer was the socializing spot for these rich people. Every isle had groups of people chatting away with each other or had people on their phones. They would be sort of polite and hug the walls, but they would never move from their spots. If I needed a can of chickpeas, I’d point behind them and politely say excuse me. So meek and unassuming- my downfall. They would hold up a finger and imply that I should wait until they were done. They were never done.

After months of trying to get my shopping done in a reasonable amount of time, I had enough. If they were going to be rude, I would be too… but in the pettiest and most uncomfortable way possible. My new attack plan was this. I would ask to grab the item, and if they didn’t move, I would grab it anyway! But oh no, I wouldn’t just push past. I got way up in their personal space. I would step as close as possible, with my face right next to theirs, and reach with my arm on the other side of their head. We might as well have been kissing, it was that close. Then I’d move on and continue my shopping.

I made it a game- how uncomfortable I could make them but still be as respectful and polite as possible. 10/10 would recommend. The looks on their faces as they were forced to pause their conversations were priceless. I’m just an ignorant English girl after all. No one ever confronted me on my etiquette. And I cut my shopping time in half.

Tldr: shared breathing space with gilded statue shoppers to get my garbanzo beans.

As time goes on, I cannot help but wonder
if you were real
if you were really here

Were your arms always so welcoming?
Was your light always so blinding? 
Were your colors really so brilliant,
     was your voice really so soothing, 
          were our days really so gentle and beautiful?

Did I really know my way back to you
as easy as breathing
              as dreaming
all those years ago 
before skies grew dark 
and I forgot how to navigate by the stars?

Or maybe, perhaps, 
I have made you up
every glittering radiant bit of you
inch by small sparkling inch. 

Maybe you are just
the painted figurine
     of a desperate heart
nothing more 
    than the wispy imaginings of
         a wandering soul lost in the wild
a glorious statue gilded in gold
    only found in the twisted entrails
         of a tired memory steeped in longing 
              for something that never existed.

—  a letter home with no address ( j.p. )
A Unique Photo

Inspired by this post by SinMother ™ (make sure you read it first ;)

 A thought

I saw this and just had to write on it. Thank you for the idea and permission.

‘Something unique… hmm, I can do that.’ Adrien mused in his head. “Hey could I borrow your camera for the night, I might just be able to do that for you.”

Marinette smiled, she had never quite gotten over her crush on Adrien, but at least since she had decided that if she was just going to be his friend she was going to act like a full on human being. Alya, of course, had a large hand in that, they had spent many a night practising. Adrien cleared his throat. She shook her head snapping out of her reverie. “Um, sure. The camera is nothing special, though. Just something my mum bought me for my birthday when I was younger.”

Adrien smiled that bright model smile at her. “Ya, but it’s important that the shots have the same aesthetic. You know I have been in front of the camera myself a bit.”

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Figure of the god Ptah, from the Tomb of Tutankhamun

Twenty-eight wooden statues of deities, wrapped in linen, were found in black-painted shrines. Their purpose was to protect the king during his journey in the underworld. This one depicts Ptah, the divine patron of craftsmen and artists and lord of creation at Memphis.

His gilded statue wears a robe, richly ornamented with feathers, and a broad necklace. A blue faience skullcap covers his head and the eyes and eyebrows are inlaid with faience and stone.

The deity holds a composite staff made up of a “Was” scepter, a Djed pillar, and an Ankh sign. Egyptian Museum, Cairo. JE 60739

Sparrows and Lollards: The Historical Parallel

A few weeks back I promised @poorquentyn that I’d write up that comparison between the English heretics known as Lollards, their connection with the Peasants’ Revolt of 1381, and the Sparrows of ASoIaF. It took a bit longer than I’d hoped, but as promised, and for your reading pleasure, the case for why the Lollards and the Peasants’ Revolt is the strongest parallel we’ve got here, and their similarities - theological and political.

I’d also like to thank @meddlingwithdragons for her assistance with this essay.

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Berlin: Days of the gilded Victoria statue on top of the Siegessäule (Victory Column) are counted

Employees of the office of the President of the Federal Republic of Germany, whose windows are facing the statue have repeatedly complained about the bright reflections of sunlight disturbing them during their work. Car drivers approaching the roundabout around the monument have also cited blinding reflections from the statue as a reason for accidents. Indeed, accident rates have increased since the figure was restored and newly gilded in 2011.

Berlin officials have now decided to replace the shiny gilded original with a copy in matte finish. Whether the original statue will be displayed in a museum or simply be put into storage has not yet been decided.

On Tuesday, July 9, 1776, the Declaration of Independence was read to a large assembly of troops and civilians in New York City. Hercules Mulligan was present and like many in the crowd was stirred by the rhetoric of the document. Shortly after the reading, a large crowd of soldiers and civilians, fired with patriotic zeal, moved to the Bowling Green at the intersection of Broadway, State, and Whitehall Streets and vented their patriotic fervor on the gilded equestrian statue of King George III that sat majestically on a pedestal in the center of the park. … Contemporary accounts indicate that Hercules Mulligan smashed the locked gate of the fence surrounding the statue and climbed atop the marble pedestal where he was able to secure a rope around the neck of the king’s statue.
—  The Original American Spies: Seven Covert Agents of the Revolutionary War, by Paul R. Misencik

3k words, rated T, Fenris/Male Hawke

This drabble takes place about 13 years after Inquisition, and fairly soon after this one. I wrote it because there have been posts in the Fenris tag saying that creators shouldn’t make trans Fenris content so I have decided that every time there is a post like that, I am going to make some trans Fenris content to counteract the negativity with positivity for my fellow trans DA fans. Fenris is indeed trans here although it doesn’t come up very much.


The rooftop garden is closed for the winter so they have to sneak in, Fenris ghosting through a tucked-away door at the far end of the eastern wing and unlocking it for Hawke to come through. The stairs are dusted with snow and a little slippery; Hawke’s cane suddenly loses traction once and Fenris has to catch him as he flails, straining to heave his great weight upright again. The two of them collapse into each other, giggling madly.

“Thank the Maker.” Hawke kisses Fenris’s hair. “I thought we’d never get out of there.”

Fenris groans. “If I had to deflect one more question about Dumat’s death…”

“Hm.” Hawke nods thoughtfully as they ascend. “I do feel a bit badly for Aveline. Now she’s covering for us as well as Varric.”

Varric, of course, recoiled in horror the moment the word “Halamshiral” was uttered in his office; only with much stricken clutching of the chest and earnest desperation was he able to convince Aveline to represent him here instead. He is not fond of nobles, Fenris knows, and certainly not fond of five hundred of them gathered in one place, every one of whom wants something from him. Fenris has witnessed Aveline stoically absorbing numberless queries of Orlesian-accented “but where is the dear Viscount?” already this evening. And now as well “have you seen the Champion of Kirkwall, or his dashing consort?”

He will apologize after this. For now he and Hawke ascend into the night and cross the stone patio, a thick layer of powder breaking over their boots. The garden is dead—dormant, he supposes, the dense white-capped shrubs shorn of leaves, the spindly rosebushes twisting their questioning limbs into the air. To receive snow as answer, fine ridges building on each dark stem as if lain by some meticulous architect’s careful hand.

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The Puck Building is a historic building located in the Nolita neighborhood of Manhattan, New York City. It occupies the block bounded by Lafayette, Houston, Mulberry and Jersey Streets. (NoLIta: North of Little Italy)

An example of the German Rundbogenstil style of Romanesque Revival architecture, the building was designed by Albert Wagner, and was constructed in two parts. The north section was built in 1885–86, and the south addition in 1892–93. The front of the building – on Lafayette Street – was relocated in 1899 when the street – then called Elm Place – was widened, this was supervised by Herman Wagner. The building was rehabilitated in 1983–84 and further renovated in 1995 by Beyer Blinder Belle. The building sports two gilded statues by sculptor Henry Baerer of Shakespeare’s character Puck, from A Midsummer’s Night Dream, one on the northeast corner at Houston and Mulberry, and one over the main entrance on Lafayette.

Since 2004, the building has been used by New York University for the Wagner Graduate School of Public Service and the department of sociology. The building contains both office and retail space as well as ballrooms for large events on both the top and ground floors. The retail space was added when the building underwent a large-scale renovation beginning in October 2011.

└─► The New York Times:  Penthouses for the Puck Building

└─► Nolita - Wikipedia

andtheyalllived  asked:

Okay, so Swan Lake is officially based off of a German fairy tale, but everyone knows it as the ballet, which is Russian. So, like, Russian Duchess Swan. Duchess who arrives at spellementary school not knowing a word of English and the other kids make fun of her for it. Duchess who sometimes forgets how to say certain English words so she comes up with strange phrases. Duchess who has absolutely no problem with the cold and has a higher tolerance to alcohol than anyone else. RUSSIAN DUCHESS!

OMG me too, I love to think that Duchess’ family on her mother’s side is russian! I think that Duchess solely speaks russian with her grandmother, however I imagine that she was raised bilingual, because education is very important in the Swan family.

Also the Swan Palace would look like the Winter Palace in St. Petersburg, designed in russian baroque style with great halls, lots of oil paintings, marble statues and gilded carvings, and a big park outside. And for Winter she’d wear ushankas and fancy fur coats, looking like a Snow Queen <3

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Gladiolus, Merribela for the flower meme please ^___^

You pierce my soul

I came back, Isabela thinks, grimacing as the chill stink of the dock settles over her skin, the annoyed mutterings of her crew (”we just fucking left this hole, didn’t we?”) pricking at her as they swarm over the ship that still feels more like Castillion’s old lady than hers. 

Why did I do that?

The thought is sneaky, edging in around the warmth of Varric’s “Welcome back, Rivaini,” and Hawke’s general state of not-deadness. It shows up when the card games are done, when Anders eyes the tavern’s door with half a plea swallowed down and a panicked grip on the table’s edge. 

(”Stay,” Varric says. “You always can.” 

“I can’t. I…I shouldn’t…I–” a jerk of his chin and blue light through his cheek, that long throat working around two voices and new grey in his hair,He leaves, straight backed.)

It follows her as she watches Hawke and Sebastian speak with Elthina, Their words moving together and apart and over the top of one another  in ecclesiastical ecstasies that make Isabela want to smash the nearest statue into gilded dust. 

I came back, she thinks, eyes fixed on the Chantry crossbeams, boredom leaking out in sweat. Why did I do that?

The thought follows her up the Wounded Coast, the water reaching up the shore in teasing frills of sound and she listens to Merrill’s weary deflection of Fenris’s barbs and Anders’s jeers. 

Bloodmage. Foolish girl. Monstrous child. Merrill listens to it all, head tilted, lips smiling, and Isabela wants to push them all into the sea. 

I came back

Isabela’s hands hurt from trying Merrill’s door. She’s pounded and lockpicked and jimmied with no joy at the end.  Whatever wards her friend has in place are powerful little beggars, spinier than anything Anders has put around the Darktown Clinic and changing–always changing–so Isabela is left with splinters in her nailbeds and a small, but insistent, headache. 

“Let me in, kitten,” she says.

Merrill’s door is like this more and more, over the year. Working, she says. She really must get working. The clan has been up in Sundermount far too long, and if she doesn’t–a shaky smile and quick-lowered eyes, while Hawke hisses over the shiny burnt skin at her wrist; splash marks covering the back of her hand,  

(“Did I do this?” Hawke asked then, strangled and angry. “Helping you with this mirror of yours, did it–”

“–Clearly I did it, Hawke.” A small shake of the head, one braid near-unraveling. “This is just from all the hot glass. Very foolish of me, but you don’t need to worry about it. )

Why did I do that?

The door opens on a whisper, Merrill reaching for Isabela with strong, too-warm hands, backing them both into her front room. 

“Please stop, lethallan. You’ll hurt yourself.” 

“Bah,” Isabela says. She’s off balance, which is wrong, but Merrill’s smiling, which is edging toward right. “Flesh wounds. What about you?” 

“Do I have any flesh wounds?” Merrill asked. “Not new ones, why do you–oh.”

Isabela is the one who pulls Merrill close, but, as Merrill sighs and stretches and her arms twine thin and strong about her back, breathing easing to match her own, the pirate is the one who feels as if she’s being held. 

“Are you all right, Isabela?” 

“I just–” she groans. “I’m not going to go all silly about it, kitten, but I wanted you to know that I’ll come with you, whatever you’re doing with that ugly mirror.”

“Oh.” Merrill says. Thank you and I’m really very tired all trying to make their way past the small sound. “It’s not really ugly, is it?” 

“It’s a bit…” Isabela releases her, raising her hands and bracketing them both, fingers doing their best to twist into curlicues. “Big. But…I’m here for you. All right?”

Stupid words. Risk and ruin and she could have gone, could have been charming gold off Nevarran princesses and slipping past oracle aunties across Rivain, but she’s here. In Kirkwall. With too little sleep and too little warmth and a draft curling in up under her top from Merrill’s blasted doorway. 

She could have gone. 

I came back, she thinks, as Merrill’s eyes grow wide and a blush creeps up along her throat and over her cheeks. Not embarrassment, knows. Merrill’s hands are steady, and so is her breathing. She reaches up and entwines their fingers,  pulls Isabela’s hands back down until they are clasped between them.

Merrill is not embarrassed. Isabela’s the one starting to squirm, unable to look away from the freckle at the corner of her friend’s eye, the sweet line of her lower lip. A tiny scar on her chin. Merrill is looking at her with a relived and weary joy. 

“Thank you,” she says, tugging their hands apart so she can cup Isabela’s cheek. 

I…know why I did that. 

Skill Challenge: Appraise

At long last, the party finds themselves in the treasury, and ready to loot everything they see. Unfortunately, many of the items are very heavy: gilded darkwood chest, statues, large paintings, a stack of gold bars, and a huge sack full of silver coins. They can only carry so much.

An Appraise check (DC 20) is needed to identify the most expensive item. Fortunately, it takes only a full-round action per check, so the party can determine the ten most valuable items in only a minute or two.

Raising the Stakes: A series of traps going off means that the party has very little time to assess the worth of the hoard: in three rounds, the room will begin collapsing. It takes a full-round per Appraise check, which means there’s only time for a few attempts. To make matters worse, this hoard is larger and more varied than most, so the Appraise check is DC 25. A failure means they can’t figure it out that round, while failing by 5 or more means the character misidentifies an item as being worth much more than is.

The Horses of Saint Mark is a set of gilded bronze statues of four horses that were originally part of a monument depicting a quadriga, a four horse-carriage used in chariot races. The horses date from classical antiquity, and are attributed to Lysippos, an extremely famous Classical Greek sculptor who specialized in bronze. Despite their classical origins, they are most famous for their place on the facade of St. Mark’s Basilica in Venice.  

The Horses of Saint Mark have had an interesting history of looting and theft. In the 5th century CE, the statutes were transported from the island of Chios to Constantinople by Emperor Theodosius II. They were placed on the top of the famous Hippodrome of Constantinople, and stayed there until 1204 when they were looted by the Venetians during the sack of the city in the Fourth Crusade. They were then installed on the facade of St. Mark’s Basilica, and remained there until Napoleon’s conquest of Venice in 1797. The emperor forcibly removed the horses from the basilica and transported them to Paris where they briefly became part of the quadriga monument on the top of the Arc de Triomphe du Carrousel. The horses were returned to Venice in 1815 shortly after Napoleon’s defeat in Waterloo and remain there to this day. 

Due to conservation purposes, the original Horses of Saint Mark were taken off the basilica’s facade in the 1980s and replaced with replicas. They are now on display in the museum inside the basilica. They are a wonderful instance of the use war loot throughout history, and a testament to people’s fascination with the past.

Photo by Micah Schaafsma

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Main Pairing: Gray x Juvia

AU: The Sound of Music

Other themes: friendship, minor pairings, family themes

Juvia, on her path to become a nun, unwillingly becomes the governess for the seven Fullbuster children. even more perplexing, is the certain pull she has towards the children’s father.

How do you solve a problem like Juvia?

How do you hold a rain cloud in your hand?


“M-mother Porlyusica? You called for me?”

Porlyusica wearily nodded and motioned for Juvia, her most troublesome nun to be, to sit down at her desk.

“Juvia, I have a question for you.” She started, folding her hands on her desk and leaning forward with intent.

“Of course reverend mother,” Juvia said earnestly.

“Why did you decide to become a nun?”

Juvia’s face twisted into that of a confused one, before answering. “Well…when I was a little girl, I would always listen to the sister’s sing in the abbey…I wished I could sing with them, sometimes. A-and I wanted to follow the righteous path of god!” She added quickly, not wanting the reverend mother to get the wrong idea.

Porlyusica sighed, dreading what she was going to have to tell the eccentric girl in a matter of seconds.

“Juvia, you were late to chorus today.” She informed, even though Juvia was well aware of her lateness.

“I’m very sorry! I went for a walk on the mountains and got…distracted…” She admitted begrudgingly.

“I realize that, and that is the reason why I called you here Juvia.” Porlyusica told strictly.

“E-eh?” Juvia mumbled unintelligently.

“I wanted to ask you if…you really, really…want to be a nun.” Porlyusica hinted.

Juvia blinked, not picking up on her subtle hint. “Of…course? I would not have come to the abbey if this was not what I-“

“Juvia,” Porlyusica interrupted, “I do not believe that this is your path.”

Juvia swallowed anxiously. “What…do you mean?”

“I believe that god intends you to do…something else. Something you will…excel at.” Porlyusica said slowly.

“I…don’t excel at being a nun?” She asked quizzically, afraid to hear the answer to her question.

“Well…not exactly. Which is why, I have made some arrangements for you to…broaden your horizons.” Porlyusica phrased, folding her hands neatly on her desk with a half guilty, half excited smile.

“Arrangements, reverend mother? What kind of arrangements? You’re not sending me away, are you? Am I in trouble?” She spewed off, her flighty instincts taking over.

“No, no, no…I’m sending you on…well; think of it as a mission.” She explained brightly.

“A…mission?” Juvia blinked, unsure.

“Yes. I have decided to send you to be the new governess of the Fullbuster family until September.” She released, letting the realization sink in.

“Governess? But I have no idea-“

“Nonsense, you will be simply brilliant with children! It will be an excellent experience, and you will get a taste once more of what it is like to be outdoors. Perhaps you will find that being a nun truly isn’t the path you desire.” Porlyusica said peacefully, glancing at the lit candle towards the back of her office and smiling blissfully. An abbey without the constant meddling of Juvia would be quite different, and in a good, benevolent way.

“But, reverend mother-“

“Captain Fullbuster is an honored member of the Austrian navy, retired as of now, but his seven children are in need of a governess, and a nun was requested. Granted, no nuns were available to leave the abbey, so you, my child, were the next best thing.” Porlyusica monologued.

Juvia’s eyes bulged. “Seven children!? How in the almighty-“

Porlyusica sent her a pointed glare and Juvia shut her mouth quickly.

“Now, off you go! Pack up your bags, you are expected there early tomorrow morning!” Porlyusica cheered, standing up and waving Juvia away.

“Reverend mother, I can’t-“

“Goodbye, daughter! May god follow you on your journey!” She bid, blessing Juvia as she confusedly stumbled out of Porlyusica’s office.

As the door shut behind her, Juvia felt the realization sink into her fair skin undesirably.

She was going to care for seven children.

For three months.

She sighed and hung her head. If she was no good at being a nun, how could she be expected to do well as a governess?



It was needless to say, that guitars are heavy.

Juvia discovered this after hauling it across the dirt road for the almost mile long journey to the Fullbuster estate.

She did her best to make light of the situation, kicking her heels up and kicking dusty dirt piles high into the air. The guitar swung around, almost clipping her knees several times, but she still swung it because it was fun.

The trees dotted the side of the road, reminding her of the trees around the abbey that were ridiculously climbable. She could bet all her money that the Fullbuster children enjoyed these trees as much as she would’ve as a kid.

The manor was up ahead, just peeking around the mountain bend. There was a winding steel gate in front, making Juvia intimidated in the slightest. There was something about cold, unforgivable black metal that put her off. The abbey gates were warm and kind, weaving pretty shapes and always seemed welcome. The Fullbuster gate couldn’t have been any more opposite.

Juvia tapped the metal, wondering if there was supposed to be someone there to greet her. But, after a few seconds of surveying, she gently pushed the gate open, an unwelcome creak following its movement.

Juvia nervously went on her way, trying not to look too feeble as she made her way towards the front doors.

The house was unbelievably gorgeous, the architecture modern in every way, with balconies, and a porch, and a gazebo…absolutely stunning.

Juvia let her eyes wander, soaking up the gloriousness of the estate. She was going to be living here for the next few months? It was almost suspicious…these were the sort of people who could clearly afford a governess, not some unqualified nun-to-be…definitely odd…

But she brushed the oddness aside, because she’d rather see these people for herself than judge them beforehand.

She knocked on the door three times, leaning forwards and backwards on the balls of her feet and swinging her bags to the tune of her favorite song.

Raindrops on roses, and whiskers on kittens~

The door swung open widely, revealing the anticlimactic inside of the manor.

It was…empty. Ish.

Juvia would be lying if she said she hadn’t been expecting grand chandeliers and gilded statues and monstrous paintings. But all she got was a grand staircase, with dull cream colored walls and a few stands.

It was…boring.

She’d definitely have to change that up.

“Excuse me?”

Juvia whirled around, accidentally crashing her guitar case into a flower vase.

“Ah! Sorry, sorry!” She squealed, dropping her luggage in one hand and reaching out to catch the falling vase. She managed to catch it, but not without successfully splashing plant water all over her only dress.

“O-oh…” The man said downwardly, unimpressed by Juvia’s bout of clumsiness.


“Right you are,” he commented dryly, adjusting the flower vase back into its original position. “I assume you are the new governess…?”

“Yes! That’s me. I’m-“

“I’ll be taking your bags.” He interrupted thinly, grabbing her luggage and glancing at her guitar case with uncertainty. “You won’t be taking…that…will you?”

Juvia looked down quizzically at what he was pointing at. “…My guitar? Of course! I love playing it, and surely the children-“

“The children will take no part in music.” The assumed butler spat, gingerly picking the guitar case up like it was recently thrown out trash.

Juvia blinked. “Why…not?”

“The Captain does not allow it.” The butler explained stiffly, before taking her things up the staircase. “The Captain will meet with you shortly.”

“Uh…alright.” Juvia said in a small voice. The Captain didn’t allow music? What a ridiculous thing to ban! Was he simply against acoustics? If so, she had a lot to teach him about the beauty of string instruments…

Absent mindedly, Juvia drew her fingers across the petals of the rose in the vase she had knocked over. Despite the uncomfortable wetness that now resided on her stomach, the flower was safe, and just as beautiful.

“I see you’ve arrived.”

Juvia whirled around like she’d been caught red handed doing something dirty, blushing profusely and muttering apologies under her breath.

“I am Captain Fullbuster, but you will call me Captain,” the man spoke, voice resonating confidence and strictness.

The Captain stood before her, at least a head taller than Juvia herself and absolutely…absolutely…

“Uhhhh…” Juvia mumbled unintelligently, startled by how different the Captain appeared, in contrast to the man she had imagined him to be.

The Captain in real life, was the embodiment of tall, dark, and handsome. His dark eyes were smoldering and impossible to look away from, and his dark hair framed his face in a way that only royalty would be blessed with. He was definitely strong, and tall…and pretty much everything Juvia could ever dream of in a man…but that was not what she came here for! She wasn’t here to ogle her employer, may he be a glorified naval commander, she was here to take care of…all seven of his children…

No way had this man raised seven children! He looked like he had barely seen the change of thirty years! How-

“Do you always zone out like this, because if so, we are going to have a huge problem.” He said icily, snapping Juvia out of her prolonged daze.

“No sir. Captain. Sir Captain.” Juvia stumbled to choose the correct words.

He regarded her blankly, like she was some sort of imbecile.

“…Nevertheless, I suspect you are the new governess…” He inferred, raising on eyebrow in almost unsure suspicion.

“Correct…Captain.” Juvia tested. It was going to be weird to have to constantly call someone ‘captain’.

“And…is that what you’re wearing?” He asked with disgust.

“Uh…yes…?” She answered, unsure.

“…Unacceptable. Put on a different dress.” He said curtly, covering his eyes like it was a disgrace that his privileged eyes had to see her pitiful excuse for a dress.

“I haven’t another dress Captain sir. I mean, Captain.” Juvia stated.

“Well, why not?” He snapped.

“On arrival to the abbey, I was to donate all of my clothing to the poor.” Juvia quoted for memory.

“And…what about…that?” He asked, gesturing at Juvia’s dress.

“Eh…the poor…didn’t want it. I can make my own dresses you know, but I wasn’t given any material.” Juvia admitted slowly.

“It will be brought to you right away.” The Captain said with a suppressed eye roll. Ugh. And to think she was attracted to this man a matter of minutes ago.

“Right. You must meet the children.” He said heavily, like it was a chore to have to introduce his children to the woman who would be caring for them for the proceeding months.

The Captain took something out of his back pocket, something small and silvery that reminded Juvia of…no, it couldn’t be…a…

The Captain pressed the whistle to his mouth and blew three times, loud and shrill. Juvia, to say the least, was completely confused.

And even more so when children began appearing, out of nowhere, seemingly, and rushing down the stair case to stand in a straight line in front of her.

“Uh…what is-“

Juvia was, once again, rudely interrupted by another impatient whistle blow. There appeared to be a small gap in the lineup of children.

The Captain, visibly upset, twisted his mouth into a frown and stormed towards the living room, presumably to retrieve the final child.

After only a few seconds of waiting, a small girl hurriedly scrambled into the line, a splayed open book in hand and an irate Captain behind her.

The Captain, before returning to his stationary stop next to me, lightly ripped the book out of the young girl’s hand, and bopped her on the head with it. Really weird.

“When I blow the signal, step forward and state your name.” The Captain stated crisply.

The Captain tweeted the whistle shrilly, four long times and the first girl in line, most likely the oldest, stepped forward and said the word ‘Lucy’ before stepping back into place. They went along, each at the beck and call of a certain whistle and strangely similar to that of trained puppies. The thought frightened Juvia, ad she made note never to use that ridiculous whistle for the children.

“There you are.” Captain Fullbuster said, handing Juvia a different whistle abrasively.

“Uh…if I may Captain, I’d prefer not to use the whistle…reminds me too much of dogs.” Juvia protested peacefully, gently moving his hand back to his chest.

“Nonsense. Everyone in the family is accustomed to their own signal. Observe.” The Captain swiftly turned away and blew the whistle one short time, and then one long shriek. The butler arrived shortly after, serving to prove the Captain’s true, but no less abhorrent point.

Juvia off-handedly received the whistle, fingering it gingerly like a contaminated handkerchief.

“Very well then. I’ll be off to Vienna for the next week. The children eat at six, study until noon, eat lunch, exercise, then march until dinner is served at precisely eight. I trust you will keep the utmost strictness, and discipline, in this family, is key.” He explained, before turning away towards the staircase.

Without thinking, Juvia pressed the whistle to her lips and blew as hard as she could.

The entire room seemed to go silent, the already quiet children freezing up like she had lit up a stick of dynamite.

“And…Captain? How shall I call for you?” She asked, a little bit snarkily, if she did have to admit it.

And at that moment, the glorified Captain Fullbuster gave her the dirtiest look she’d ever seen.

You will address me as Captain.” He snapped grumpily.

“O-K.” Juvia said with a shrug, pocketing the whistle with no intention of bringing it out ever again.

“What an ass.” She mumbled, unfortunately loud enough for some of the kids to overhear.

The children, awe-stricken, gaped at her in their spick and span line like she was from a different planet.

“-tronomical asset to the Austrian army! Lovely…just lovely…” She finished quickly. The elder kids looked unsure, but the younger ones gobbled up her false cover up.

“Eh…well…I’ll tell all of you the truth, I’ve never really been a governess before…so, why don’t you all just tell me your names, and how old you are to start!” Juvia nodded, clapping her hands together and motioning the oldest girl to go first.

She stepped forward and cleared her throat. “My name is Lucy. I’m sixteen years old, and I am far too old for a governess!” She declared, before stepping back into line obediently.

“Then…we can just be friends, I suppose.” Juvia bargained.

The next child stepped forward, a young boy who looked a few years younger than Lucy.

“My name is Jellal. I’m fourteen years old. Do you like spiders?”

“Uh…not particularly, but thank you, Jellal.” Juvia answered, and nervously regarding his evil smirk with a reassuring nod.

The next girl stepped forward. “I’m Cana. I’m thirteen years old, and I hope to taste my first champagne by next month!” She said excitedly.

“Ah…I’m…not sure I can permit that…” Juvia admitted, but Cana simply shrugged like it was no obstacle.

The next boy stepped forward, much more sluggishly, like he was reluctant to do any of this.

“I’m Gajeel. I’m twelve years old. I don’t really care, you’ll be gone tomorrow, just like all the rest.” He said leisurely.

“Thank you…Gajeel.” Juvia thanked slowly.

The next girl, short and cute, the one who had her book taken away, bounced forward and leaned on her toes, reminding Juvia of herself.

“I’m Levy. I’m ten years old, and I think you’re pretty!” She chimed exuberantly.

“Why thank you Levy, you are very pretty as well.” She praised.

The next girl stepped up, with wild, pink, untamable hair that reminded Juvia of herself, only very early in the morning.

“I’m Chelia. I’m seven years old, but I’ll be eight in three days, and I want new shoes!” She exclaimed.

“Well, I hope you get them Chelia,” Juvia said, looking on to the final Fullbuster child. She couldn’t help but notice that none of them looked alike, in any way, shape, or form. Very strange…

“Wendy.” The last girl murmured, holding up five fingers diligently.

“Very nice to meet you Wendy.” Juvia greeted. “And…are all of you…related?”

Lucy, the eldest, scoffed. “Of course not, are you daft? Mother couldn’t have children, we’re all adopted. Now if you excuse us,” Lucy swept past Juvia, leaving a faint breeze in her wake.

“So…just a tip, since you are a new governess, make sure you always tell father to mind his own business!” Cana jeered.

“Oh yes, not to would be extremely rude!” Jellal joined in.

“And never arrive to dinner on time! That would be simply atrocious!” Gajeel chided.

“Oh, be nice, all of you! I like her!” Levy argued.

“Where did she even get that dress? It looks like it was sewn by a blind horse!” Cana mocked.

Nice. Real nice kids.

Although Juvia’s time had only begun, she could already tell that this family was going to suck the life out of her.


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sidenote: I picked those characters as the children for reasons.

scientific reasons