gil and sara

list of things the yoi fandom forgets
  • Phichit and Seung-gil are 20 
  • JJ is 19
  • Georgi is 27 not 25 (that’s Chris) 
  • Guang-Hong is 17 and this season was also his debut year for seniors
  • Guang-Hong trains in the US and Canada during the off season
  • Michele and Sara are 22, meaning they were in juniors with Yuuri 
  • Emil is only 18 no matter how much older his beard makes him look
  • Mila is only 18 too
  • Emil does extreme sports during the off season 
  • JJ does a lot of charity work during the off season 
  • Minako is actually older than Hiroko indicated by Hiroko calling her ‘senpai’ which means upperclassman (Hiroko is 49 meaning Mianko is likely 50 or 51, maybe 49 depending on her brithday) 
  • Viktor’s gold skates also have Russian flags on the outer side of the blades
  • Georgi was seen with another girl (who is not Anya) at the end of the season - presumably on a date 
  • Otabek is only 5′6″ (168 cm) 
  • Otabek has trained in America and Canada and Russia, returning to Kazakhstan only a year ago
  • Guang-Hong and Phichit are two of the Three Most Adorable Figure Skaters in Asia
  • Minami also made his debut in seniors this season having placed third as a Junior at Japanese Nationals the previous season
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Fairytales on Ice?

Finally done with this piece! Presenting all the characters and their respective roles. Will probably do a chart so you guys can see their relationship with each other. If you haven’t read the comic yet check out the first part here

more "aliens being surprised by humans" stuff

our ability to belt out one entire three to five minute long song if we’re familiar with it like. suvi starts singing “hallelujah” to fill the quiet and is answered by liam all across the room in a p decent harmony. cora walks past and starts humming it enthusiastically even tho she can’t stay very long. gil joins in for the third refrain. ryder finishes it off with a passionate solo.

when they look around every alien is staring at them. vetra blinks and knocks her hands together. “that’s what you’re supposed to do when humans make those sounds right?” she asks kallo beside her, who mirrors her. everyone is a little stunned at the coordination and emotion in the performance and they all look equally moved. jaal might be crying. none of them know what a ‘hallelujah’ is, but they feel like they’ve come to understand it through this melody

they’re all extremely confused when all of the humans still continue on on their tasks without pause

edit; other songs include but are not limited to: bohemian rhapsody, mr. brightside, single ladies, no scrubs, and i will always love you

Okay but consider:

Movie night. Kallo sneaks Scott on board the Tempest with 80 water guns and about a thousand water balloons while everyone else is distracted by the vid.

Scott proceeds to ambush Sara and the ship goes insane.

Sara grabbed two pistol-waterguns. She spends most of the fight flipping and jumping around the Cargo Bay, with Liam screaming after her, “Not everyone is a fucking ninja!” Scott, to no one’s surprise, primarily aims for her.

Drack found himself a shotgun. Two, actually, but he’s keeping one in reserve. He doesn’t take cover, no he’s charging everyone with a big-ass grin on his face and so many water balloons his opponent needs a moment to recover. 

Peebee could be consistently found on top of the raised Nomad, with two rifles and no fear of the world. She slipped and fell once; the crew never lets her live it down.

Jaal is initially confused by this. At first he didn’t realize it was a game at all, until Suvi pulled him aside to explain. He takes up a sniper position, to which Sara aims at mercilessly. “I know your tricks, Darav! You can’t hide from me!” His laughter quickly becomes infectious.

Cora ends up getting many of the last laughs by using her biotics. She had fun warping people into the air, dropping them when she starts laughing too hard. Everyone is a little reluctant to aim for her.

Vetra tried to stay away from the water at first, but Drack shoved a gun into her hands and quite literally carried her out into the middle of the cargo hold. She very quickly realized the greatest reward was in the use of water balloons. 

Kallo took up shop by a bucket of balloons, around a corner where the crew honestly could not find him. They discover that day that Kallo Jath has amazing aim and an even better throwing arm.

Lexi remains off limits. She throws a few water balloons anyway; they know when they catch her giggling.

Liam was also more inclined to the Water Balloons, and he and Drack really got into it, with so many balloons flying across the hold the rest had to take a moment to hide from them.

Gil managed to find himself a pretty sweet mini-gun and had himself a good time ambushing the crew. He’s surprisingly stealthy, when he’s not throwing out sarcastic comments about people’s aim.

Suvi filmed the entire event. She was also considered off limits, but the crew noticed a significant amount of balloons hitting people in the back from her general direction. Video proof is later acquired; her laughter was constantly present.

By the end, water is running dry. Sara takes cover, coincidentally right next to Drack, to reload her guns. The two glance at each other, nod, and Suvi swears it was better than an Action Vid. They walk out to the center of the hold, a gun in each hand as if followed by epic music, the two against the world in their final stand.

Sara proceeds to hide behind Drack when everyone’s attention turns to them. And upon noticing, Drack drops to the ground so hard the floor shakes, and the crew drench Sara in an onslaught of water and balloons. She falls dramatically, screaming out with a raised fist “I will not be defeated!” 

The ship is soaked. The crew is soaked. But they all sit in the cargo hold and laugh, excitedly chatting away about their epic showdown and debating the winner (to which Sara claimed was hers; “Guys, I had a dramatic death and everything!”), gaining memories that they talk about for the rest of their lives.

Valentines’ Headcanons

Viktor x Yuuri

  • Yuuri and Viktor spend the day at home with Makkachin
  • Viktor makes a variation of a traditional Russian breakfast
  • Yuuri makes katsudon for lunch
  • They both go out to dinner with reservations at a new restaurant they both wanted to try
  • They get recognized and the server brings out a free dessert at the end with a wink
  • They spend the rest of the night scrolling through instagram and commenting on all the happy couples’ photos before falling asleep thanks to their food coma
  • The super athletic but simultaneously cheesy sex is the next morning

Otabek x Yurio (kinda)

  • Otabek spends the day uploading a bunch of his songs to soundcloud while he follows Yurio around to save him from Yuri’s Angels as needed
  • Later they go out for burgers
  • Otabek isn’t going to date Yurio until he has Viktor and Yuuri’s blessings
  • Also until Yurio is eighteen
  • He’s just gonna…aggressively friendship with food and music
  • It’s very cute and highly appropriate, Viktor assures

Mila x Sara

  • Mila wakes up to fresh made coffee and an assortment of fresh bread and jam
  • They exchange handmade valentines over breakfast and giggle at how silly but sweet the poems are on the inside
  • Sara takes Mila around Rome (since they’re staying there for some reason) and they end up at the Trevi Fountain, eating gelato and tossing coins in to the fountain
  • Mila buys Sara a necklace that she sees her girlfriend eyeing in the window
  • Sara sputters, but accepts it, going and buying Mila a purse that she’d be eyeing as well from one of the designer stores by the Spanish steps
  • They take a few selfies over by the Colosseum with more food and their Valentines’ gifts before posting to IG and going back to their hotel in Trastevere.
  • They silence their phones before they “end the night” so that they can’t hear Michele blowing up their phones

Phichit x Seung Gil

  • Phichit spends the day with Seung Gil
  • It’s new and Phichit just spends the day laying on the couch and taking selfies
  • Seung Gil gives him chocolates
  • Phichit happily accepts and live streams trying out each chocolate while Seung Gil is awkwardly happy on the side
  • It’s very cute and Phichit’s fans tell them as such

Chris x Boyfriend

  • Chris’ birthday is on Valentines’ day (and they had a party already) so he gets his Valentines’ celebration a few days later
  • He wakes up to a room covered in flowers and wreaths, freshly squeezed orange juice on his side table with a note saying that breakfast is ready next to it
  • He walks out, grabs his boyfriend who is ready to serve breakfast, and drags him back to the bedroom
  • The food goes cold, but Chris is very happy six hours later, chomping down on the still delicious food while his boyfriend is still sleeping
  • Everyone blows up his phone with EWWWWWWW and TMI after he tells the group chat about his Valentines’ day celebration

JJ x Isabella

  • They get married in a small ceremony with only their immediate family
  • It’s very private for once in JJ’s life because he wants this one moment for himself
  • Isabella looks gorgeous in a simple white gown and JJ wears a matching tux with a pocket square handmade by Isabella
  • It’s over relatively quickly, but them and their families go out for dinner at Isabella’s favorite restaurant and have a good time
  • Phichit is the first to find out about the wedding because social media
  • Everyone finds out a week later and sincerely wish the couple a happy life together

Leo x Guang Hong

  • They’re separated from each other, but they skype at the end of the night
  • Leo ships Guang Hong roses from the USA and they arrive just in time for the call
  • Guang Hong collaborated with Leo’s coach to surprise him with a brand new pair of skates and new iPod because Leo’s commented that he wanted to keep his skating music separate from his iPhone
  • They stay up for six hours just talking while eating boxes of chocolate

GEORGI GETS A DATE AND IT’S SO WONDERFUL AND EVERYONE IS HAPPY FOR HIM

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yuri!!! on ice instagram: seung-gil lee, georgi popovich, michele crispino, & emil nekola

(part 6/7) (part 1) (part 2) (part 3) (part 4) (part 5) (fancast)

We need to talk about Emil and the man he has his arm around!!…

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This was a lot longer, but thanks to copyright…

Oh well. Here’s Crack!!! on Ice, part 4!

So as the entire Yuri!!! on Ice fandom is collectively flipping their shit over the release of previews of the the artwork for the official calendar, imagine what the actual pictures for each month are going to be like. I am already crying over little drawings in the margins. I think I will explode and never recover seeing the rest of the images. 

  • Yuuri hugging Yakov: too old
  • Yuuri hugging Sara: too petite
  • Yuuri hugging Mickey: too shaky
  • Yuuri hugging Emil: too lean
  • Yuuri hugging Seung-Gil: too rigid
  • Yuuri hugging JJ: too muscular
  • Yuuri hugging Yuri: too hard to catch
  • Yuuri hugging Victor: just right
The Signs as YOI Ships
  • Aries: Otayuri
  • Taurus: Michemil
  • Gemini: JJBella
  • Cancer: SeungChuChu
  • Leo: LeoJi
  • Libra: YuuriChu
  • Virgo: ChrisVik
  • Scorpio: Pliroy
  • Sagittarius: MilaSara
  • Capricorn: Viktuuri
  • Aquarius: OtaJJ
  • Pisces: JJSeung