So i went into a competitive match. After I said hey, they said “WOOOAHHH A GIIIRRLLL???”

Shrugged that off. The guy autolocked pharah. So i politely asked if i could have her. But then i was met with “UUGGHHHH NOOO I HAVE LIKE 50 HOURS ON PHARAH”

Bitchass… my entire career has about 200 ish hours on her….

One of our players left so i just said “ you werent pleasant to play with”.

Gotta love summer competitive because all these kids who are supposed to have a bed time are up playing.


Plot: just Seb fucking you in a bathroom | Sebastian x Reader

Warnings: swearing, smut, oral, fingering, this gif I added???

Word count: 2375

A/N: I haven’t posted in a while so take this as a peace offering! Also, I’m not at home and I have really bad Internet access here so I won’t tag anyone atm!

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Originally posted by sebastiansource

A New Year’s Eve party with your co-workers, in a club. What a dream come true. This was the last place you’d wanted to spend the last night of the year, but here you were, standing next to the bar, a glass of red wine in your hand, waiting for your friend who promised to be back in 5 minutes, but it had already been about 20.

You watched people grind on each other on the dancefloor; two of your male colleagues making out in the corner across the room made you smile. They always did have a crush on each other, it was adorable, yet gross since they were practically dry humping each other in public. 

But then your friend popped up right behind you, startling you. “Giiirrlll, you have no idea what just happened.’‘ 

You snorted. ’'What?”

“I just met my possible future husband! Did you know Chris Evans is here?” she practically squealed. You arched an eyebrow in question, since you weren’t really familiar with the name. 

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anonymous asked:

Taurus sun, Pisces Venus - giiirrlll, I want that high school teen movie romance so bad 😭 I'd love to just go for a drive during the sunset & talk for hours, maybe grab some snacks & a slushie from a gas station. then we could go for a walk somewhere nice by a lake, and sit at a bench & talk. we'd hold hands & be all cute 😊 then when it's finally dark out, we could watch the stars & talk about deep shit. that would be a perfect date.

SHIT it’s so cliche but i want it omgsgsg