gifted socks

Domestic Klance Headcanons
  • Lance tries as hard as possible to sleep in for as long as possible
  • this is a difficult task considering Keith is an early riser he doesn’t even need an alarm he just naturally wakes up at 7 to work out or whatever
  • one time lance tried to wake up early enough to surprise keith with a birthday breakfast-in-bed, but of course keith didn’t get the message to sleep in and was already awake
  • they made a mess making pancakes and bacon together instead
  • lance is a neat freak. it annoys the crap out of keith because he never had to clean up for anyone else whereas lance’s mother pretty much programmed him to clean up after himself and his little siblings
  • keith affectionately labels these tirades as The Nag™…brace yourselves, The Nag is coming
  • lance can also cook??? he chops vegetables like it’s nothing and keith is alway afraid he’s going to lose a finger at the speed he’s going
  • they couldn’t decide on a color scheme for their room so it’s just a mismatched mess of soft blues and and calm grays and vibrant red and angsty black and it looks awful. but it’s theirs
  • lance convinced keith to do weekly Couple Luxury Night where they did relaxing at-home spa treatment-esque routines. he told keith it’d be fun but really it’s just an excuse for him to pamper his boyfriend and take goofy pictures in face masks and cucumbers
  • lance always fixes keith’s hair before he walks out the door because that boy does not know that bedheads aren’t acceptable. keith always pretends to be annoyed but his favorite thing is feeling lances fingers run through his hair
  • lance got them really into competitive cooking shows and naturally it turned into a heated cooking war between the two. since lance is 1000x better at cooking (keith can barely peel a potato) keith is allowed to distract him by whatever means necessary. lance is extremely susceptible to neck kisses, side tickling, and obnoxious raspberries
  • lance in aprons with flirtatious sayings
  • keith complying with the aprons’ suggestions
  • lance totally has a childhood teddy bear that he still sleeps with with named tigre (as a child he didn’t really have a clear grasp on the difference between bears and tigers). He is now señor tigre, respect the title, and is appalled when keith calls it ratty and old-looking
  • whenever lance is mad at keith he pretends keith isn’t there and complains about him to tigre
  • when keith needs comfort and can’t get any words out, lance lets him hold tigre—he might be old as hell but he is soft—and just talks to him about anything until keith feels better
  • they have matching red and blue mugs with cute lions on them
  • keith sleeps on the left side of the bed, but always manages to roll all the way to lance’s side by the morning
  • keith also has deathgrip when he’s asleep, so lance had to buy him a body pillow for those nights when lance just wants to sprawl out
  • lance taped a fucking picture of his face to the body pillow the first night keith slept with it and the next morning lance was woken abruptly by keith shrieking in terror
  • lance likes to do voices and impressions all the time to keep himself entertained and uses random objects around the house as props. keith’s reactions range from tired-of-your-shit to must-hold-in-laughter, but most of the time keith likes to film him on his phone so he can watch it again later. he says it’s blackmail material but these are keith’s videos of the lance that only he gets to see every day
  • whenever lance decides to fart in front of keith he turns it into a punchline
  • keith would never fart in front of other people because it’s fucking barbaric but he feels comfortable enough to voice his body’s concerns (oh god lance i have to fucking dump pause the tv i can’t miss gordon ramsay ripping this neglectful chef a new asshole)
  • they have a weekly chore chart with shifting roles, except keith can’t do the dishes because sticking his hands under hot water and touching grimy dishes is a nightmare for him
  • keith never likes to walk around barefoot esp in the kitchen, so lance makes it fun by gifting keith with funky socks. his most recent pair has shooting stars with a moon made of cheese at the ankle. (keith unintentionally called them cheesy and lance keeled over) keith is known at work/school as the serious guy with uncharacteristically fun socks
  • lance likes to blast music but when it bothers keith, he turns it down and sings along at a moderate volume, which keith finds comforting
  • lance: KEITH HAVE U SEEN THE THING
  • keith: did u check between the couch cushions
  • it was between the couch cushions
  • they have a codeword for when keith misses a social cue and says something too blunt or rude, that way they can communicate easily in private and when company’s over
  • they also have a word for when lance is doing something annoyingly repetitive that keith can’t deal with
  • lance is superstitious and it’s all pretty humorous, but he never risks going to bed without saying i love you, even if they’re angry at each other. keith doesn’t understand why they need to say it out loud all the time but he knows it makes lance feel better so he doesn’t ask questions
  • some nights they like to sleep outside on the back porch so they can see the stars together, and they make their own constellations
  • when the Bad Thoughts hit lance, keith just stays with him, cradles him, strokes his hair. keith’s blunt honesty is a solace whenever lance splits
  • when lance dissociates, keith finds a simple activity for them to do together to coax him back like watching crap tv or going for a drive with the windows down
  • lance bought this weird porcelain duck cookie jar and every time keith comes into contact with it he stares it down for a good minute out of suspicion and spite
  • if either of them don’t feel like using their voice at any particular time, they bought mini whiteboards with tons of colorful markers
  • keith really likes to doodle?? its not his passion or anything but lance lets him draw on his skin and loves to show off his “new tattoo” to literally anyone
  • keith really wants a cat but lance thinks cats are too boring and moody. lance wants a dog but keith thinks they’re too high-maintenance and overwhelming
  • when they went pet shopping they became unwittingly enamored with a turtle struggling to eat a tomato. it was inspirational, and they named her Rita
  • they probably start a small garden and grow tomatoes for Rita and lance in floppy sun hats and keith digging gleefully into the earth
  • lance naming their gardening hoe keith and promptly running from an angry dirt-covered keith

im dy i ng I could go on about these dorks and their habits

if anyone wants to add anything more please do I'm thirsty for domestic klance fluff

a montage of some of stan’s “excellent” parenting skills, as requested here by thejournalsaregone.

100 Follower Gift - Cuddly Killer Socks

Part One - Cuddly Killer Socks - including dirt, blood and grass splatter and a teared version :) These are my favorite (and only) socks I use and I always wanted more colors and I hope you do too! Also those blood splatters… let your imagination run wild ;)

If you can’t find them, they are swatches on the Original Sock from Get to Work. I added a choice between a swatch or standalone version. I don’t know if it’s BG compatible, if someone could tell me how I make a pack thing BG compatible, shoot me a message please!

Download SFS Swatch Version

Download SFS Standalone Version

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Gravity Falls Season 2 (2/2)

BTS at a Christmas Party

Namjoon
   • Wears a Santa beard all night and gets it soaked in alcohol at some point
   •  Complains about his Secret Santa gift bc who the fuck would gift him Confessions of a Shopaholic
   • Dances way too passionately to the Christmas songs that are played (ppl start betting on whether he’ll injure himself or someone else)
   • Starts a debate on the ethicality of the elves working for Santa all year around
   • Probably passes out after having too many apple-flavoured drinks, wakes up with his beard missing and Santa’s Slut drawn on his forehead

Seokjin
   • Wears cute reindeer horns, and even has a small red nose drawn on
   • Proudly shows everyone his ugly Christmas sweater saying “Jingle My Bells“
   • His Secret Santa gift is (not surprisingly) a book full of dad jokes (this is met by mostly groans)
   • Probably slut-drops to Jingle Bells at some point
   • Ends up making out with someone in the hallway closet, smearing his drawn-on red nose all over their face

Yoongi
   • Wears all-black and complains about Christmas being a capitalistic invention
   • Still blushes at his Secret Santa gift (socks with funny patterns)
   • Spikes his own drinks so he can remember as little as possible of the whole evening
   • Comes up with a rap for every Christmas song (and maybe even performs them after enough drinks)
   • Enjoys his night collecting black-mail evidence on everyone else (some dumb shit goes down for sure)

Hoseok
   • All dressed up as a Christmas tree, wrapped in blinking lights and all
   • Carries around a mistletoe and steals kisses from all the attractive people
   • Pulls people out on the dance floor when the good songs come on, he’s the life of the party basically
   • Eats himself fat on Christmas candy all night
   • Seduces someone by wrapping them in his Christmas lights and saying “twinkle twinkle little star, let’s get dirty in my car“

Jimin
   • Dresses up as an adorable elf, and wins the party Costume Prize
   •  Wishes everyone a Merry Christmas and somehow ends up with like 6 different Secret Santa gifts
   • Fills his pockets full with cookies and treats on which he munches all night long
   • Drinks more than he dances, but joins in on Hoseok doing the Jingle Bell routine from Mean Girls
   • Wakes up in a stranger’s bed wearing only his elf hat and one shoe

Taehyung
   • The host of the party, has dressed up as Jack Frost (he looks a m a z i n g)
   • Has baked a bunch of cookies and fudge for everyone to enjoy, receives compliments all night
   • Receives a mutual Secret Santa gift from everyone: a camera that he absolutely adores (obligatory group picture happens ofc)
   • Makes the strangest Christmas drinks, with flavours including fudge, candied apple and cinnamon (and they taste amazing??)
   • Ends up drinking too many marshmallow flavoured drinks, and starts crying about not having a chimney in his apartment (“But where will SANTA GO??”)

Jungkook
   • Dresses up in a red sweater, which is enough effort on his part tbh
   • His Secret Santa gift is a polka-dotted t-shirt (”so you can switch up your fashion style a bit”)
   • Nearly punches Hoseok after he pulls out the mistletoe for the fourth time  
   • Gets forced by Taehyung to try all his drinks, and ends up doing a dramatic rendition of Wham!’s ‘Last Christmas
   • Consoles a drunk-sad Taehyung, and bakes gingerbread cookies with him at 2 am to make him happy

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MELLOW

I get so mellow on cloudy/rainy days and nothing is more low key and cozy than overalls. These are my favorite pair and I got them a couple years ago in Paris, France. Overalls usually come with a ton of pockets so no need for a bag. We are going for a mega minimalist look.

I love pairing overalls with a turtleneck because it’s an instant look that allows both pieces to stand out. The contrast of the yellow and black colors brings more life and dimension to this super basic outfit. Hoops or statement earrings can glam up the conservative style of a turtleneck and add a girly touch to the boyish silhouette of these overalls. + white adidas for a clean swaggy feel to bring the look home!

Overalls - thrifted (Paris)
Turtleneck - thrifted
Esprit Windbreaker - thrifted
Adidas - thrifted
Yellow socks - gift
Hoops - gift

TOTAL OUTFIT = <$40