uhhh thunderblink hcs i finally have a moment to think abt them in peace and god i love them sm?
john really fuckin loves flowers
like really loves them theyre so pretty and good nd he loves them sm
his favorite is like jasmine flowers and water lillies and its so fuckin obscure but?? also so hIM nd god i love
nd if u dont think he’s carrying a large (impossible to carry but he does) bouquet of beautiful various flowers day of the wedding i got news for u buddy,,,my pal,,,my GUY
anyways he like has a small garden he has painstakingly cultivated and when things get too much he like goes out to the back and gardens to calm himself
in her first few weeks there clarice found it by accident - its kinda hidden nd shit - and it was so pretty and soothing that she just like sat down and stayed there
and the day was warm and she still had trouble sleeping and the sun was hitting her in all the right places and the wind was gently blowing and it was so peaceful that she just closed her eyes for a second and five hours later john finds her in his place eyes closed sleeping with a soft smile on the grass and oh
later on that kinda just. becomes their thinking place for shit
(no one else really goes there its not that they dont like it its u kno people have their own spaces w their own energies and the garden just happens to be thunderblinks thats all)
so like at some point they do actually get an expresso that makes good coffee god bless
nd clarice is there every morning making herself a cup and john is there making tea
they arent even talking bc its the morning and its quiet nd they juST woke up but theyre moving around like a team not even having to communicate verbally god bless
also somehow?? everyday there is a box of donuts with at least two jelly donuts nd no one ever owns up to getting it but there is a twinkle in johns eye as he takes a sip of the tea and watches clarice take a bite
speaking of food theyre both really good cooks
i mean it like is a variety of food they can cook like clarices cooking is more like comfort food that reminds u of the good times like french toast or pancakes or waffles or like rice but the way ur grandmother always made it and it feels Good
johns cooking isnt exactly fancy its just slightly nontraditional bc he was in the army and hes been to a lot of different places so sometimes he can combine stuff together u wouldnt have really thought of
they both however can cook really fancy shit its just that theyre really tired sometimes ukno?
neither of them are morning people like yeah john is more disciplined and will make himself get up but he will hate doing so
ah yes Gay Jokes AHoy
clarice: i swing both ways :) violently :)) witH A BAT :)) COME AT ME
john: im too bi to be putting up w shit shit b(i)ye
them together: holy shit that person is cUTE
clarice fong, a literal walking meme
dozens of armed men: u have destroyed all this property and are the bad guys!! you will come w us clarice: sounds fake but okay
clarice: hah physics ainT GOT SHIT ON ME john: thats true but also dont say that around our kid who hAS A FUCKIN MIDTERM LITERALLY IN AN HOUR
they both curse but like john curses really obscure shit?? like doGSHIT IN HELL JUST DO IT and its so?? what the fuCK john?? what the fuCK??
their kid (who im calling j.d fight me yall) on the other hand never curses like they say shit like: oh for panda lilies sake what are yall doin now?? oh stARSHIPS that hurt and its so fuckin funny auehrauh
uhhh pet names galore for them
john, in the middle of doing anything: ur doing great babe!
they call each other everything like darling, babe, and then when theyre really drunk say shit like ‘starlight of my life’ literally its like tum//blr tags come to life
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