gift for my daddy

Ok so I’m on my first date with Damien (Goth Dad) and I’m not saying he’s on the spectrum…but he totally is on the spectrum. He info-dumps about his special interest (the Victorian Era), doesn’t really catch on when people aren’t that interested (also very common in autistic people), is slow to catch on a joke (social cue interpretation issues), seen as a bit of a “weirdo”…and thats just the first date

so what I’m trying to say is, I totally hc Damien as autistic

🖤 SOA-Preference: Them surprising you with romantic gifts while they're on a run 🖤

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Jax: He would surprise you with a cute puppy. He wants you to feel distracted while he’s been gone … and it calms him to know, the dog is a guard dog too.

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Tig: He would send you some naughty & funny texts while he’s been away. He doesn’t want you to feel lonely therefore you would find a box with a “vibrating content”

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Chibs: He would surprise you the old fashioned way with a hand written letter expressing his true feelings for you. And if that wasn’t enough, he would have named a star after your name. He would love the idea to feel close to you whenever one of you would gaze at your star.

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Opie: You would receive a bracelet engraved with coordinates (the place you both met the first time). His evidence of true love.

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Kozik: He loves to surprise you with some classic gifts like a gilded rose and chocolate dipped strawberries. He would make sure they would be your favorite ones.

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Happy: He would customize a gun (with your initials) for you. He wants to know you’re safe while he’s on a run…besides it’s a huge turn on for him to know he’s got a bad baby that can handle herself!

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Juice: He would surprise you with a box called ‘’Reasons why I love you’’. A cute lil’ box full of pictures, tickets and memories you two shared. He would even leave his favorite shirt in the box only for you to wear it and smell his scent when you’re feeling lonely.

Giving daddy gifts is the best because he gets so happy and smiley and tells me how much he loves his princess.

Take care of your daddy!!!!.


Some more sparkly flower crown edits, this time of @kapitan5o 

Love you and your content so much! Keep being aesthetic goals dear! ❤️

Since its Monday and this piece of candy needs to be shared

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Jimin on the Phone

Jimin: happy birthday daddy.

*Jungkook enters the room*

Jungkook: What… Today it’s not your dad’s birthday what are you talking abo-

*Stares deeply to jungkook*

Jimin: and don’t worry yoongi i bought you a gift


All Of The Joker's Lines In Suicide Squad

“Doctor, Quinzel. I live for these moments with you.”
“What do you got?”
“So thoughtful.”
“There’s something you can do for me, Doctor”
“I need a machine gun”
“What do we have here?”
“Oh I’m not gonna kill ya. I’m just gonna hurt ya really really bad.”
“Question, would you die for me?”
“That’s too easy. Would you live for me?”
“Careful. Do not say this oath thoughtlessly.”
“Desire become surrender, surrender become power.”
“You want this?”
“Say it, say it!”
“Pretty, Pretty, Pretty, Pretty”
“Oh god, you’re so good”
“Are you sweet talkin’ me?”
“I like this guy”
“He’s so intense”
“Well that she is, the fire in my loins, itch in my crotch, the one and only the infamous Harley Quinn”
“Oh, Come to daddy”
“Listen, You are my gift to this handsome hunka hunka.”
“You belong to him now”
“You don’t want no beef? don’t want no beef? Don’t want no beef?”
“Look, are you enjoying yourself?”
“That’s right”
“Oh, we have got company.”
“Where is she?”
“Bring the car around"
“We’re going for a drive”
“Blah blah blah blah”
“All of that chit-chat’s gonna get cha hurt”
“I can tell you meant that”
“You’re gonna be my friend”
“This look neat.”
“Professor, would you pick up the pace.”
“Hello, baby”
“Come on baby.”
“Oh, you know I’ll do anything for you.”
“By the way, I’ve got some grapes soda on ice and a bear skin rug waiting.“
“This bird is baked.”
“Ok honey, it’s me and you”
“Let’s go home”

Negan’s Pet Chapter 2

Summary:  Negan’s first night with his new girl

Warnings:  NSFW, Spanking, Non/Con, Don’t want to spoil the rest

This is for @eldritchmortician  I originally planned a one shot, which turned into a double shot, and at this point we may be at the bar for a long long time…..

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The rope was still tied multiple times around Mylo’s torso, but there was a piece hanging off about three feet long that Negan currently held.  He walked her out of the room and didn’t turn around to look at her as they moved into the hallway.  Mylo tried her hardest to take in her surroundings, familiarity would be required if she was going to escape.  

“Hey boss!”  A man walked passed them.  “New pet?”

Mylo cringed.  She was about to stick her foot out to trip the man, but pulled her foot in at the last second.

“Keep your dirty hands off my puppy Dave.” Negan raised a hand in the air with his middle finger up.  

“A puppy this time?” Dave licked his lips. “Welcome to the dog house.”

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How daddy spent my birthday

Daddy spent the day fucking and sucking his new girl. I stayed home wet all day in my panties. When he came home he stuck his dick right in my mouth where it belongs. Finally before bed I got my gift. Daddy pounded into me from behind while telling me all Bout how he fucked her and made her came and how he played with her tits while she rode his cock. I came like an explosion. My daddy is so good to me on my special day