gift for animal lover

UPDATED MASTERPOST hope you guys like this! i spent at least two weeks gathering the info so please use this as much as you like. much lovexxx <3

STUDYING;

  • a way to high marks and be on tumblr the same time.
  • science translated to english :)
  • collection of studying mixes
  • selfcontrol and various pomodoro method site blockers are extremely helpful when you know you need to shut down your access to distracting websites
  • simplynoise, mynoise, rainymood, coffitivity, soundrown, simplyrain,naturesoundplayer, naturesoundsforme are good background voices 
  • a site that would explain to you literally anything
  • organizing your time, studying strategies.. etc
  • study skills
  • how to google
  • learning how to revise
  • improving your revision skills
  • learn geography 
  • shop books online
  • alt. to wikipedia
  • final exams guide
  • get motivated to study
  • tips for a productive study break
  • when should I go to bed?
  • microsoft word equivalent
  • free online books
  • more free books
  • can’t do your homework?
  • “no homework” excuses
  • how to get unblocked internet in school (chrome only)
  • words to make you seem more intelligent
  • emotions vocabulary  

WRITING;

  • how to write a kickass essay
  • alternatives to “said”
  • alternatives to “whispered”
  • tip of my tongue
  • Read any book (apparently)
  • writing fantasy stories
  • character flaws
  • writers block (1) (2)
  • writing a death scene
  • bio help
  • degrees of emotions
  • writing ref
  • music to help you write

ART; 

  • painting tutorial
  • colour palette (1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6)
  • drawing clothe folding
  • avoiding drawing the same face
  • draw ice
  • anatomy help
  • free drawing program (1) (2)
  • sai brushes (1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8)
  • draw hair
  • drawing ref
  • dont know what to draw?
  • draw 3D room tut
  • drawing eyes
  • lip tutorial
  • how to draw jeans
  • how to draw arms
  • expression tutorial
  • drawing hair and fur
  • drawing cats
  • pose reference blog [its actually a blog full of references i-]
  • download photoshop
  • paint blood
  • color blender
  • draw hands
  • hands 2
  • photoshop help (1) (2) (3) (4) (5)
  • remove backgrounds from images online
  • clouds
  • brush setting ref (SAI)
  • kissing ref 
  • how to draw curls
  • realistic woman body ref
  • draw knees
  • draw feet
  • shadow help
  • male body
  • lips ref
  • contouring and highlighting
  • draw wings
  • change images using blur (PS)
  • gray
  • hat ref
  • glowing stuff
  • pastel colors
  • draw grass
  • eyeliner ref

MAKEUP;

  • eyeliner
  • punk rock makeup
  • disney eye makeup
  • coverup tattooes
  • how to apply blush
  • 6 makeup tips
  • ombre eyeliner
  • what makeup complements my complexion?
  • what makeup suits you?
  • lipstick tricks
  • how to do your makeup with a spoon

HAIR;

  • messy bun tutorial
  • different ways to braid
  • three-braid updo
  • waterfall braid
  • how to fishtail
  • romantic curls
  • braid + bun updo
  • how to do pastel hair
  • 8 ways to wear a bow
  • 4-strand braid
  • braided bun
  • braided headband
  • dutch braid crown
  • pin curls!
  • how to contour
  • everyday makeup routine
  • lipstick using crayons
  • eyeliner ref wow
  • filling in eyebrows
  • banana facial mask (moisturizes)
  • strawberry facial mask (acne prone skin)
  • avocado facial mask (dry skin)
  • yogurt facial mask (sensitive skin)
  • list of oils to add to your face masks
  • already made masterpost :*

FOOD;

  • hot chocolate using nutella -gasp-
  • 4 different smoothies
  • chocolate chip cookies
  • tastiest starbucks drinks
  • best grilled cheese
  • winter sore throat tea
  • best chocolate cake
  • apple pies (mini aw-)
  • extra fancy garlic bread
  • french bread pizza
  • pIE
  • muffin in a mug
  • how to make nutella fudge
  • lavender lemonade wow
  • 15 pound homemade snickers bar
  • make candy crystal meth
  • Macaroni and cheese in a mug
  • cheap & healthy snacks
  • Every Starbucks drink and pasty
  • deliciousfood
  • vegans

MOVIES/TV-SHOWS;

  • tv shows masterpost hola
  • movie masterpost
  • scary movies
  • movies to watch when you’re sad
  • when to pee during a movie
  • jennifer lawrence movies master list
  • glee season 1,2,3,4 + 5
  • ja’mie private school girl
  • adventure time master list
  • supernatural
  • doctor who
  • pirates of the carriben series
  • walking dead season 1,2,3 + 4
  • american horror story season 1 + 2
  • a list of over 900 movies with links

MUSIC/AUDIO; 

  • white noise
  • coffee shop
  • all the music you’ve reblogged
  • stay happy
  • concentrate
  • listen to the rain
  • GET HYPED
  • fireplace
  • play piano

FREE BOOKS;

  • textbooknova
  • reddit
  • bookboon
  • textbookrevolution
  • math textbooks
  • ebookee
  • freebookspot
  • free-ebooks
  • getfreeebooks
  • bookfinder
  • oerconsortium
  • gutenberg project
  • ebook3000
  • readanybook
  • free audio books
  • masterpost of books wow

BORED?;

  • answer trivia questions and give people rice
  • make a a giant squid pillow!
  • make your own acapella band
  • live ocean
  • pokemon secret base
  • read creepy wikipedia articles
  • read more creepy wikipedia articles 
  • disney lies/ urban legends (probs not real like-)
  • this will take you to a cool place
  • your online garden
  • sand art online
  • wow just open it omg
  • cool websites for wasting time (1, 2, 3 )
  • how to help someone who is suicidal
  • make a blanket nest
  • click daily to give free food to an animal shelter
  • 2500 Japanese emoticons 
  • homemade wax
  • gift ideas for cat lovers
  • moss graffiti
  • make a flower crown
  • night vale monopoly
  • learn how to survive a zombie apocalypse
  • how to play ‘sherlock’
  • supernatural workout
  • learn a new language!
  • learn london slang
  • take personality tests
  • watch this video
  • make gifs
  • see what its like to live on minimum wage
  • watch great vines
  • make glitter out of salt
  • make dip-dyed shoes
  • learn to read korean in 15 minutes
  • how to make origami
  • color matching game
  • fun sites masterpost
  • how to be an adult
  • check your postlimit
  • make a wand
  • find out if a website is safe
  • make a font from your handwriting

SELF-HELP;

  • materpost
  • emergency compliment
  • cute yahoo answers
  • calming manatee
  • calming gif
  • coping skills and distractions
  • draw a stickman
  • daily puppy
  • guided relaxation
  • the thoughts room
  • go to a quiet place
  • cut something instead of yourself
  • let it out
  • self injury recovery masterpost
  • free hugs
  • coping skills & distractions
  • make a comfort box

CLOTHING;

  • 1000+ reference

BACKGROUNDS;

  • nature/scenery
  • literally everything
  • a little from everything
  • tile/repeating/pattern background
  • gradient
  • halloween

PIXELS;

  • cool pixel blogs (1) (2) (3) (4) (5)
  • christmas
  • halloween

HTML;

  • make a theme tutorial
2

etsyfindoftheday 1 | 2.9.17

theme thursday: valentine’s day gift ideas for kids

giant coloring poster: cats! by atelierruetabaga

happy thursday everyone! today’s theme will focus on finds for the little ones in your lives — fun activities and gifts perfect for kids. atelierruetabaga’s giant coloring posters are available in several themes. as a kid at heart, and a former art major, i’d LOVE to get my paws on this bad boy and start scribbling!

Power Rangers: Diamond (Seventeen!Power Rangers AU) Season 2 Character Introductions

2 years ago, an alien empire invaded the Earth and the only thing capable of stopping them was a team of superpowered teenagers known as The Power Rangers.  Now that the Earth has been saved, the rangers moved on with their lives.  However, it seems that a team of archaeologists have discovered something in an ancient cave system that threatens all of humanity, and the Diamond Rangers have to return to service to protect the world once more


SPIRIT OF THE MYSTIC DRAGON: CHOI SEUNGCHEOL

The team’s esteemed leader and taekwondo expert, gifted with the power of the wind

SPIRIT OF THE MYSTIC UNICORN: JOSHUA HONG

The team’s resident tech geek and shy, yet noble warrior gifted with the power of water

SPIRIT OF THE MYSTIC GRYPHON: WEN JUNHUI

Flirty greaseball and animal lover, currently studying to become a vet. Gifted with the power of light

SPIRIT OF THE MYSTIC MANTICORE: KIM MINGYU

Complete nerd trash and the heart of the team, hoping to become a comic book writer. Gifted with the power of earth

SPIRIT OF THE MYSTIC PHOENIX: YOON JEONGHAN

Gymnastics expert and rising model, currently modeling a new cosmetics brand. Gifted with the power of fire

SPIRIT OF THE MYSTIC KITSUNE: XU MINGHAO

Martial arts prodigy and most experienced member of the team, gifted with the power of ice

SPIRIT OF THE MYSTIC BASILISK: VERNON CHOI

Younger brother of Seungcheol and former evil ranger that managed to overcome the dark spirit within him, now gifted with the power of shadows

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www.etsy.com/uk/listing/558765637/ooak-posable-art-doll-mansa-the-lion-cub

This adorable lion cub is waiting to come home to you. Crafted from quality faux fur and polymer clay, he features a fully furred and detailed face, glass eyes with a deep golden sheen, and a sturdy aluminium wire armature. He will not freely stand, but he can be posed in all sorts of cute positions anyway!

As a large size doll (approx 66cm/26 inches from nose to tailtip), Mansa will be double boxed and shipped to you as an insured tracked, and signed for parcel for his and your security.

A great gift for yourself, or the animal lover in your life!

This doll is intended for gentle handling and display and is not a toy for children. He is from a smoke free home with no animals.

germanottaaa:

im bored of life and everything so i decided to make a post of everything. like a ref list of workouts, studying help, writing, drawing… etc! this will literally take me hours i s2g

STUDYING;

  • a way to high marks and be on tumblr the same time.
  • science translated to english :)
  • collection of studying mixes
  • selfcontrol and various pomodoro method site blockers are extremely helpful when you know you need to shut down your access to distracting websites
  • simplynoise, mynoise, rainymood, coffitivity, soundrown, simplyrain,naturesoundplayer, naturesoundsforme are good background voices 
  • a site that would explain to you literally anything
  • organizing your time, studying strategies.. etc
  • study skills
  • how to google
  • learning how to revise
  • improving your revision skills
  • learn geography 
  • shop books online
  • alt. to wikipedia
  • final exams guide
  • get motivated to study
  • tips for a productive study break
  • when should I go to bed?
  • microsoft word equivalent
  • free online books
  • more free books
  • can’t do your homework?
  • “no homework” excuses
  • how to get unblocked internet in school (chrome only)
  • words to make you seem more intelligent
  • emotions vocabulary  

WRITING;

  • how to write a kickass essay
  • alternatives to “said”
  • alternatives to “whispered”
  • tip of my tongue
  • Read any book (apparently)
  • writing fantasy stories
  • character flaws
  • writers block (1) (2)
  • writing a death scene
  • bio help
  • degrees of emotions
  • writing ref
  • music to help you write

ART; 

  • painting tutorial
  • colour palette (1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6)
  • drawing clothe folding
  • avoiding drawing the same face
  • draw ice
  • anatomy help
  • free drawing program (1) (2)
  • sai brushes (1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8)
  • draw hair
  • drawing ref
  • dont know what to draw?
  • draw 3D room tut
  • drawing eyes
  • lip tutorial
  • how to draw jeans
  • how to draw arms
  • expression tutorial
  • drawing hair and fur
  • drawing cats
  • pose reference blog [its actually a blog full of references i-]
  • download photoshop
  • paint blood
  • color blender
  • draw hands
  • hands 2
  • photoshop help (1) (2) (3) (4) (5)
  • remove backgrounds from images online
  • clouds
  • brush setting ref (SAI)
  • kissing ref 
  • how to draw curls
  • realistic woman body ref
  • draw knees
  • draw feet
  • shadow help
  • male body
  • lips ref
  • contouring and highlighting
  • draw wings
  • change images using blur (PS)
  • gray
  • hat ref
  • glowing stuff
  • pastel colors
  • draw grass
  • eyeliner ref

MAKEUP;

  • eyeliner
  • punk rock makeup
  • disney eye makeup
  • coverup tattooes
  • how to apply blush
  • 6 makeup tips
  • ombre eyeliner
  • what makeup complements my complexion?
  • what makeup suits you?
  • lipstick tricks
  • how to do your makeup with a spoon

HAIR;

  • messy bun tutorial
  • different ways to braid
  • three-braid updo
  • waterfall braid
  • how to fishtail
  • romantic curls
  • braid + bun updo
  • how to do pastel hair
  • 8 ways to wear a bow
  • 4-strand braid
  • braided bun
  • braided headband
  • dutch braid crown
  • pin curls!
  • how to contour
  • everyday makeup routine
  • lipstick using crayons
  • eyeliner ref wow
  • filling in eyebrows
  • banana facial mask (moisturizes)
  • strawberry facial mask (acne prone skin)
  • avocado facial mask (dry skin)
  • yogurt facial mask (sensitive skin)
  • list of oils to add to your face masks
  • already made masterpost :*

FOOD;

  • hot chocolate using nutella -gasp-
  • 4 different smoothies
  • chocolate chip cookies
  • tastiest starbucks drinks
  • best grilled cheese
  • winter sore throat tea
  • best chocolate cake
  • apple pies (mini aw-)
  • extra fancy garlic bread
  • french bread pizza
  • pIE
  • muffin in a mug
  • how to make nutella fudge
  • lavender lemonade wow
  • 15 pound homemade snickers bar
  • make candy crystal meth
  • Macaroni and cheese in a mug
  • cheap & healthy snacks
  • Every Starbucks drink and pasty
  • deliciousfood
  • vegans

MOVIES/TV-SHOWS;

  • tv shows masterpost hola
  • movie masterpost
  • scary movies
  • movies to watch when you’re sad
  • when to pee during a movie
  • jennifer lawrence movies master list
  • glee season 1,2,3,4 + 5
  • ja’mie private school girl
  • adventure time master list
  • supernatural
  • doctor who
  • pirates of the carriben series
  • walking dead season 1,2,3 + 4
  • american horror story season 1 + 2
  • a list of over 900 movies with links

MUSIC/AUDIO; 

  • white noise
  • coffee shop
  • all the music you’ve reblogged
  • stay happy
  • concentrate
  • listen to the rain
  • GET HYPED
  • fireplace
  • play piano

FREE BOOKS;

  • textbooknova
  • reddit
  • bookboon
  • textbookrevolution
  • math textbooks
  • ebookee
  • freebookspot
  • free-ebooks
  • getfreeebooks
  • bookfinder
  • oerconsortium
  • gutenberg project
  • ebook3000
  • readanybook
  • free audio books
  • masterpost of books wow

BORED?;

  • answer trivia questions and give people rice
  • make a a giant squid pillow!
  • make your own acapella band
  • live ocean
  • pokemon secret base
  • read creepy wikipedia articles
  • read more creepy wikipedia articles 
  • disney lies/ urban legends (probs not real like-)
  • this will take you to a cool place
  • your online garden
  • sand art online
  • wow just open it omg
  • cool websites for wasting time (1, 2, 3 )
  • how to help someone who is suicidal
  • make a blanket nest
  • click daily to give free food to an animal shelter
  • 2500 Japanese emoticons 
  • homemade wax
  • gift ideas for cat lovers
  • moss graffiti
  • make a flower crown
  • night vale monopoly
  • learn how to survive a zombie apocalypse
  • how to play ‘sherlock’
  • supernatural workout
  • learn a new language!
  • learn london slang
  • take personality tests
  • watch this video
  • make gifs
  • see what its like to live on minimum wage
  • watch great vines
  • make glitter out of salt
  • make dip-dyed shoes
  • learn to read korean in 15 minutes
  • how to make origami
  • color matching game
  • fun sites masterpost
  • how to be an adult
  • check your postlimit
  • make a wand
  • find out if a website is safe
  • make a font from your handwriting

SELF-HELP;

  • materpost
  • emergency compliment
  • cute yahoo answers
  • calming manatee
  • calming gif
  • coping skills and distractions
  • draw a stickman
  • daily puppy
  • guided relaxation
  • the thoughts room
  • go to a quiet place
  • cut something instead of yourself
  • let it out
  • self injury recovery masterpost
  • free hugs
  • coping skills & distractions
  • make a comfort box

CLOTHING;

  • 1000+ reference

BACKGROUNDS;

  • nature/scenery
  • literally everything
  • a little from everything
  • tile/repeating/pattern background
  • gradient
  • halloween

PIXELS;

  • cool pixel blogs (1) (2) (3) (4) (5)
  • christmas
  • halloween

HTML;

  • make a theme tutorial

germanottaaa:

im bored of life and everything so i decided to make a post of everything. like a ref list of workouts, studying help, writing, drawing… etc! this will literally take me hours i s2g

STUDYING;

  • a way to high marks and be on tumblr the same time.
  • science translated to english :)
  • collection of studying mixes
  • selfcontrol and various pomodoro method site blockers are extremely helpful when you know you need to shut down your access to distracting websites
  • simplynoise, mynoise, rainymood, coffitivity, soundrown, simplyrain,naturesoundplayer, naturesoundsforme are good background voices 
  • a site that would explain to you literally anything
  • organizing your time, studying strategies.. etc
  • study skills
  • how to google
  • learning how to revise
  • improving your revision skills
  • learn geography 
  • shop books online
  • alt. to wikipedia
  • final exams guide
  • get motivated to study
  • tips for a productive study break
  • when should I go to bed?
  • microsoft word equivalent
  • free online books
  • more free books
  • can’t do your homework?
  • “no homework” excuses
  • how to get unblocked internet in school (chrome only)
  • words to make you seem more intelligent
  • emotions vocabulary  

WRITING;

  • how to write a kickass essay
  • alternatives to “said”
  • alternatives to “whispered”
  • tip of my tongue
  • Read any book (apparently)
  • writing fantasy stories
  • character flaws
  • writers block (1) (2)
  • writing a death scene
  • bio help
  • degrees of emotions
  • writing ref
  • music to help you write

ART; 

  • painting tutorial
  • colour palette (1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6)
  • drawing clothe folding
  • avoiding drawing the same face
  • draw ice
  • anatomy help
  • free drawing program (1) (2)
  • sai brushes (1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8)
  • draw hair
  • drawing ref
  • dont know what to draw?
  • draw 3D room tut
  • drawing eyes
  • lip tutorial
  • how to draw jeans
  • how to draw arms
  • expression tutorial
  • drawing hair and fur
  • drawing cats
  • pose reference blog [its actually a blog full of references i-]
  • download photoshop
  • paint blood
  • color blender
  • draw hands
  • hands 2
  • photoshop help (1) (2) (3) (4) (5)
  • remove backgrounds from images online
  • clouds
  • brush setting ref (SAI)
  • kissing ref 
  • how to draw curls
  • realistic woman body ref
  • draw knees
  • draw feet
  • shadow help
  • male body
  • lips ref
  • contouring and highlighting
  • draw wings
  • change images using blur (PS)
  • gray
  • hat ref
  • glowing stuff
  • pastel colors
  • draw grass
  • eyeliner ref

MAKEUP;

  • eyeliner
  • punk rock makeup
  • disney eye makeup
  • coverup tattooes
  • how to apply blush
  • 6 makeup tips
  • ombre eyeliner
  • what makeup complements my complexion?
  • what makeup suits you?
  • lipstick tricks
  • how to do your makeup with a spoon

HAIR;

  • messy bun tutorial
  • different ways to braid
  • three-braid updo
  • waterfall braid
  • how to fishtail
  • romantic curls
  • braid + bun updo
  • how to do pastel hair
  • 8 ways to wear a bow
  • 4-strand braid
  • braided bun
  • braided headband
  • dutch braid crown
  • pin curls!
  • how to contour
  • everyday makeup routine
  • lipstick using crayons
  • eyeliner ref wow
  • filling in eyebrows
  • banana facial mask (moisturizes)
  • strawberry facial mask (acne prone skin)
  • avocado facial mask (dry skin)
  • yogurt facial mask (sensitive skin)
  • list of oils to add to your face masks
  • already made masterpost :*

FOOD;

  • hot chocolate using nutella -gasp-
  • 4 different smoothies
  • chocolate chip cookies
  • tastiest starbucks drinks
  • best grilled cheese
  • winter sore throat tea
  • best chocolate cake
  • apple pies (mini aw-)
  • extra fancy garlic bread
  • french bread pizza
  • pIE
  • muffin in a mug
  • how to make nutella fudge
  • lavender lemonade wow
  • 15 pound homemade snickers bar
  • make candy crystal meth
  • Macaroni and cheese in a mug
  • cheap & healthy snacks
  • Every Starbucks drink and pasty
  • deliciousfood
  • vegans

MOVIES/TV-SHOWS;

  • tv shows masterpost hola
  • movie masterpost
  • scary movies
  • movies to watch when you’re sad
  • when to pee during a movie
  • jennifer lawrence movies master list
  • glee season 1,2,3,4 + 5
  • ja’mie private school girl
  • adventure time master list
  • supernatural
  • doctor who
  • pirates of the carriben series
  • walking dead season 1,2,3 + 4
  • american horror story season 1 + 2
  • a list of over 900 movies with links

MUSIC/AUDIO; 

  • white noise
  • coffee shop
  • all the music you’ve reblogged
  • stay happy
  • concentrate
  • listen to the rain
  • GET HYPED
  • fireplace
  • play piano

FREE BOOKS;

  • textbooknova
  • reddit
  • bookboon
  • textbookrevolution
  • math textbooks
  • ebookee
  • freebookspot
  • free-ebooks
  • getfreeebooks
  • bookfinder
  • oerconsortium
  • gutenberg project
  • ebook3000
  • readanybook
  • free audio books
  • masterpost of books wow

BORED?;

  • answer trivia questions and give people rice
  • make a a giant squid pillow!
  • make your own acapella band
  • live ocean
  • pokemon secret base
  • read creepy wikipedia articles
  • read more creepy wikipedia articles 
  • disney lies/ urban legends (probs not real like-)
  • this will take you to a cool place
  • your online garden
  • sand art online
  • wow just open it omg
  • cool websites for wasting time (1, 2, 3 )
  • how to help someone who is suicidal
  • make a blanket nest
  • click daily to give free food to an animal shelter
  • 2500 Japanese emoticons 
  • homemade wax
  • gift ideas for cat lovers
  • moss graffiti
  • make a flower crown
  • night vale monopoly
  • learn how to survive a zombie apocalypse
  • how to play ‘sherlock’
  • supernatural workout
  • learn a new language!
  • learn london slang
  • take personality tests
  • watch this video
  • make gifs
  • see what its like to live on minimum wage
  • watch great vines
  • make glitter out of salt
  • make dip-dyed shoes
  • learn to read korean in 15 minutes
  • how to make origami
  • color matching game
  • fun sites masterpost
  • how to be an adult
  • check your postlimit
  • make a wand
  • find out if a website is safe
  • make a font from your handwriting

SELF-HELP;

  • materpost
  • emergency compliment
  • cute yahoo answers
  • calming manatee
  • calming gif
  • coping skills and distractions
  • draw a stickman
  • daily puppy
  • guided relaxation
  • the thoughts room
  • go to a quiet place
  • cut something instead of yourself
  • let it out
  • self injury recovery masterpost
  • free hugs
  • coping skills & distractions
  • make a comfort box

CLOTHING;

  • 1000+ reference

BACKGROUNDS;

  • nature/scenery
  • literally everything
  • a little from everything
  • tile/repeating/pattern background
  • gradient
  • halloween

PIXELS;

  • cool pixel blogs (1) (2) (3) (4) (5)
  • christmas
  • halloween

HTML;

  • make a theme tutorial
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Your name is STAN MARSH.

PROUD WARRIOR. ANIMAL LOVER. LADIES’ MAN. LOYAL. INDEPENDENT. GIFTED. DEFENDER. DESTINED FOR GODHOOD. You describe yourself as many things, but hardly any of them are 100% TRUE. In fact, had it not been for some rather clandestine TEMPORAL SHENANIGANS, you would be six feet under right now. Therefore, you are very lucky to remain the KNIGHT OF HEART.

You love FAUNA of all shapes and sizes. You are the founder and president of the SPARK SOCIETY OF CONSORT AND ANIMAL PROTECTION, joined by the HERO OF LIFE, HERO OF SPACE, HERO OF MIND, and HERO OF VOID, the latter of which is overdue to be booted due to his IMP-RELATED CRIMES. This SOCIETY was created immediately after the HERO OF TIME exterminated over HALF of his consorts and ENSLAVED the rest. You chose SPARK because you think SBURB is incredibly stupid. You think SPARK is stupid as well, and you know that people will pronounce it as “SPARK” rather than “SUH-PARK”, but you hold fast to your decision because your EX-GIRLFRIEND pitched the name.

You use your planet, the LAND OF TREMORS AND BARLEY, as a sanctuary for rescued CONSORTS AND THE LIKE, as they can remain unseen under the ENDLESS SEA OF BARLEY. Your INDIGENOUS consorts often tell you that this was not always the land’s name, and that it did not always quake periodically.

Of course, MONEY is necessary to keep your pursuit alive, and so, in exchange for food and shelter, you ask your rescues to work in your ALMOST-CONTINENTAL BEER FACTORY. After selling to those interested, usually DERSITES, you rake in a profit, which presumably goes towards improving AMENITIES for your HARD-WORKING LABORERS.

Presumably.

Like many players, your family is not COMPLETELY INTACT. While your mother and sister are fine, your FATHER has become a SINGLE ENTITY with your JOHN ELWAY PARAPHERNALIA in ONE SHITTY MASS of RECKLESSNESS AND PLASTIC SPRITE-LINESS.

You are almost inseparable from your SUPER-BEST FRIEND, the HERO OF MIND. Other players often accuse you of being HOMOSEXUALS, which you are oddly offended by considering that you play a MALE-DOMINATED SESSION. Your shitcode is infiniteHomosexual, a–

Wait.

No it’s not.

IH: cartman im gonna kick your ass

Your shitcode is interimHelios, and you dont really care about grammar or anything because you know you can get your point across just fine without it

I had fun drawing this one =)

Animal lovers, especially female ones are often accused of being neurotic and unable to relate successfully to other human beings. More often than not, those pointing the finger have never had a pet. It seems to me the universe gave us three things to make life bearable. Hope, jokes, and dogs. The greatest of these gifts was dogs.
—  Robyn Davidson - “Tracks”

If you’re shopping for an animal lover this holiday season, here’s some good gifts to get them instead of a pet!

  • Zoo memberships (some are pricier than others and some zoos maintain better standards of care than others)
  • Adopt-an-animal programs- lots of zoos have programs where you give money to them for an animal’s care and in return they send you usually a certificate, a little booklet about the animal, and a cute plush to hug! You can also “adopt” wild animals through various research organizations, including the World Wildlife Foundation
  • A donation in name to an animal rescue, shelter, or rehabilitation facility
  • Something from Etsy with their favorite animal on it- support an independent artist at the same time!
  • If you know they want a new pet, some habitat furniture, decor, heating elements, lightbulbs, or bedding might be nice. Ask first, though- see if there’s anything specific they need or want.
  • A cute bird feeder with some high quality seed or suet treats or a birdbath for the garden
  • A book about animals or nature
  • DVDs or Blu-rays of nature programs (I highly recommend Planet Earth) and documentaries 
  • Literally anything that’s not a pet
  • Don’t give out animals for presents
  • Pets are not presents

Why is it so bad to give pets as presents? The winter holidays are a super busy time for human families, filled with vacations, travel, and an inconstant schedule. They’re just not a good time to bring an animal into your home, and it’s never a good idea to surprise anybody with an animal they might not be equipped to care for. This is especially true for small pets, which have the misfortune of being considered “disposable” or “short-term pets” by many individuals and of course, bettas and goldfish, the lives of which are so often cut drastically short. 

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Christmas Gift Guide | Animal Lovers Delight

I know, it’s only October. But I’m planning on getting a lot of handmade presents this year, and we all know it takes time to make something by hand, so I’m planning on starting my gift buying now!

This gift guide is all about those in our lives who love their pets, whether it’s a cat, dog, bird, or guinea pig! I have actually already bought one of these gifts - the very cool personalised illustration by Nation Of Amanda. Though I think I might have to buy the sweet little cat necklace for myself…

For all the gifts above, check out my Etsy ‘Christmas 2014’ curated page here. All future Christmas Gift Guides will be added there for easy access.