When I first seen Derrick Rose

When I first seen Derrick Rose. He was all like

And I was like

And then he was like

And then I was like

But then I realized I’m a Christian

And Jesus would’ve been like

And I’m like but Jesus he is soo

He is just…. UGHH

And Jesus be like

And I be like okay I will sit my “hot tail” down

And wait for the day that I can finally say

And I can also say without feeling guilty

(Hey a girl can be hopeful right :)) THE ENDDDD