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  • [Reiner is selling drugs to Eren in a park]
  • Reiner:I just need you to prove it, you know? Prove you’re not a cop.
  • Eren:How the hell am I supposed to do that?
  • Reiner:I don’t know. Hey. I got it. Go over there and punch that dude right in the face.
  • Eren:Which dude? That dude?
  • Reiner:Yeah.
  • Eren:No way. He’d kick my ass.
  • Reiner:True that. This is so hard, you know?
  • Eren:Yeah. I know.
  • Eren, thinking of an idea:It’s simple. If you ask a cop if he’s a cop, he’s, like, obligated to tell you. It’s in the Constitution.
  • Reiner:Constitution of America?
  • Eren:So go ahead and ask.
  • Reiner:You a cop?
  • Eren:No, no. Not like that. Ask it, like, official.
  • Reiner:Are you a police officer?
  • Eren:No, I am not a police officer.
  • Reiner:Okay, then. Hundred and seventy-five for a tenth.
  • Reiner, noting Eren’s hesitation:The price is the price, yo.
  • Eren, handing over the money:All right.
  • Reiner, passing him the drugs:There you go. Enjoy.
  • Eren:Thanks, man.
  • Eren, pulling up his pants leg to reveal a wire and brandishing his gun:Albuquerque Police! You’re under arrest! Get on the ground!
  • [Later, in the interrogation room]
  • Reiner:You told me to my face you weren’t a cop, man. I feel manipulated. I thought we were gonna hang out.
  • Eren:We are hanging out, Armored Titan. You like Armoured Titan or Reiner?
  • Reiner:I like people who don’t, like, abuse the Constitution.