So I started a new game in Oblivion but I messed around with console commands at the beginning so now occasionally the foot-tall tutorial guard will just randomly show up to remind me of my sins

SPOILING the end of each Elder Scrolls game without any context:

Arena: You assemble a magic walking stick so you can kill and then save the Emperor.

Daggerfall: A dozen different people get the same giant robot and kill each other with it. Also they don’t.

Morrowind: You kill an undead leader and destroy an old artifact, thus dooming your entire province to be squished by a rock.

Oblivion: You convince a man to break a really valuable gem right before he dies.

Skyrim: You and a bunch of ghosts yell at a big lizard until it dies so you can save the world. Either your country is ruled by racist assholes, or is conquered by racist assholes. You decide.

ES Online: You absorb the soul of one of your friends so you can kill a god who’s evil because he absorbs the souls of people.


what is it citizen

It's a Saturday night and you recieve this text message

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You: ✔️read at 3:37am

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there he goes

Oblivion Piano Cover
  • Oblivion Piano Cover
  • Masayoshi Soken
  • Kmahna's covers

Finally out of the Diamond Dust pops an Oblivion by your dear K’mahna…

I hope you enjoy! Feedback is always welcome and I’m sure it will send you in shivers ;3

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